What are the drugs like in your setting?

They run the gamut from homemade meth cooked up by people with more teeth than weeks left to live to state-of-the-art designer dermal patches custom-made for the user to military-grade performance enhancers and empathy inhibitors.

Hardscifi so they're the same drugs as today, just purer, safer, cheaper and legal.

>>51980692
Please, no frogposting in /tg/.

> This plant grows in fine herb gardens and is regularly used in cooking for its savory flavor. However, when it is crushed and the juice is rubbed into the temples, the user enters a heightened state of awareness. A dose of sufficient strength will knock out a person out cold. The strength of the dose is rated according to the constitution of the person it knocks out, but only the DM knows the exact strength to within 6 points. The KO lasts about 5 minutes, upon awaking, the character begins excitedly telling everyone about the strange dream he had. PC characters are required to roleplay this and tell the whole table the bizarre trip dream they had. If the DM rules that the tale is not sufficiently bizarre, then the character had a bad trip and suffers a 20% penalty to initiative, morale, and attack rolls. 2 bad trips in a row and the character is incapacitated for the rest of the adventure curled up in the fetal position, because we don't want your stupid drugs in our game unless you're going to be somewhat entertaining about it. Substance quantities are rare, hard to find, in many places contraband, and otherwise controlled by the DM, because there's always some stupid fuckface who takes it too far and thinks he's the life of the party when really he's a stinking, universally hated mess.

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>>51980692
Oestro+
Does exactly what I want it too.
Brain powder
A favorite of Psionics everywhere, made from the powdered brains of choice aberrations and other insight related products, even helps develop latent Psionics in individuals
Muffbush
Cannabis grown and harvested from Dryad genitals.
Tunnellcap
Psychedelic Mushrooms grown orally in a living humanoid victim, traded by Drow and Zuggtmoy worshipers
Etherwisp
A rare ethereal plant that can cause astral projection, hallucination, and various other effects, prized by intelligent undead as it is ethereal, and thus can be consumed, and is also used in rare alchemy recipies
Bildirroot
It's like someone mixed a chili, gingeroot and that shit those choice Willy wonka sweets does at the back of your throat, except now you feel it in YOUR FUCKING BRAIN and it gets you high whilst thinking there are balls in your brain bouncing around.
Alurane
The killer bloodsucking plant/Platwomen born from autoerotic asphyxiation is also a means to get high.

>Fiendweed
Kush grown in the nine hells, so good/bad you legitimately won't remember the high you had, because it gets it's water from the styx
>Total Meltdown
What happened when a Halfling Rogue unwillingly killed off an entire Illithid colony via dropping his drug supply from portal into the Elder Brains fucking Brine Tank. Illithid on magical Acid, sure as shit fucking caused some shit to go down. The result was the brine tank and it's worm inhabitants died and fueled an addictive substance that hits every single nerve in the body before it's user breaks down in a less than respecful fashion.

Fantasy drugs are lame

The wizard isn't smoking pussy ass fairy glitter or eating bogswamp shrooms, that's rock in his pipe, snapped straight off his animated Crack golem

>>51982004
Why?

>>51985005
Because you can directly correlate how bad a board is by the amount of frogposters it has.
If you really can't find a better picture to use, despite having the entire internet at your disposal, you might be better off just not making the post. It's not like the meme needs more exposure at this point.

>>51984885
when you need a wizard, but only got 5 bucks to hire one