C-can I join your party?

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>>51974578
Sure, but I hope you're ready to use that hemipenis son, we have two thirsty bitches who can't get enough naga cock.

>>51974578
sure we need a druid.

>>51974636
>babe snakes
BAAAYY-BEE SNAAAAKES

LATE AT NIGHT IS WHEN THEY COME OUT

BAAAYY-BEE SNAAAAKES

I'M SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

PINK AND WET

THEY MAKE THE BEST KIND OF PET....

>>51974578
You know what? You have me curious and seem quite trustworthy, welcome aboard!

>>51974578
> I'm good with a ssssword and sssshield.
Sure, but only because I'm curious how something without any limbs can use a sword and shield.

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You're just what we need!

>>51978075
At first battle
>You resume padding fuck!

HOLY SHIT A TALKING ANIMAL!

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>>51974636

>>51978391
This picture makes my pee pee feel funny.

>>51974578
>C-can I join your party?
Sure, just stop stutteri-
>I'm good with a ssssword and sssshield.
Wait, how the FUCK

>>51978075
>>51978453
Sword in mouth, shield strapped to back?

>>51974578
Sure.
We could do with a bowyer

>>51978400
No put ur noodle in the noodle.

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>>51974578
Of coursssseee. Our sorcerer could use a familiar.

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>>51981273
Why are sneks so adorable?

Snakes are stupid little shits. The maximum amount of affection a snake can ever show is "No threat? No food? Warm? Leech off body heat"

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>>51983910

>>51983858
People deal with with autists all the time, not much different

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>>51983858
Ssssay that to my facccce fucker not online, ssssssee what happenssssss

>>51978391
Fucking hell, that's the same artist that does those dick-sucking horses.

Why do those dick-sucking lips look so good?

>>51980617
>shield strapped to back?

Turdle snek?

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>>51981273
Snek sorcerer best sorcerer.

>>51974578
NO THIS IS HOW WE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE GARDEN YOU WONT FOOL ME SATAN

>>51974578
>snake bro companion who can easily sneak into dangerous places unseen, scouting and maybe even looting the place

Get in, we're going adventuring

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>>51983858

>>51984911
Now I can clearly. Snakes are ugly little shits. They're even colored, shaped, and smell like shit.

>>51974578
Really? Cause it looks like you're already disarmed.

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>>51984297
>tiny snake wizard
>physically useless, but small enough to ride in your pocket while casting spells

>>51983858
>Leech off body heat
I'm pretty sure that's how normal women work too.

>>51985636
Women leech off your wallet, free time, and give you a lot more in return than a snake.

>>51980617
I was thinking shield in mouth, sword strapped to tail. Or maybe it holds a mace with its tail and waves it around like a rattle.

>>51983858
This.
I don't understand how people anthropomorphize snakes, or any reptile really.
You're pretending something that would just as soon kill you if you were small enough or it was big enough even cares about you.

>>51984038
>those dick-sucking horses.
I looked though that artists galley and found no equine fellatio, are you sure your not thinking of someone else?

here is a consolation https://e621.net/post/show/485613/bestiality-big_lips-censored-comic-dialogue-double
https://exhentai.org/s/7b58360e70/1013555-10

>>51985841
So would a lot of dogs.

>>51985926
Depends, dogs are actually pretty nice to other animals regardless of size or species as long as they are familiar with you.

My kitten wouldn't even be a mouthful for my dog but he lets her cuddle next to him to sleep and even when he's hungry has never tried to take a nibble out of her.

I don't think I could trust my kitten if the roles were reversed though, cats are only so loyal as they need to be.

>>51986067
cats are awful monsters only held in check by their size

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SNEK THREAD!!!

>>51974578
Ssssssssure

>>51983858
>>51985841
Dunno, my only experience with reptiles boils down to turtles and parrots. Both were pretty comfy and both enjoyed the company after a while. Can't tell for snakes, since they just eat too much meat to have one, so never had one.
But I heard ball pythons are one of the dumbest pets you can get, as in - too dumb to live dumb.

>>51986067
Cats aren't loyal. Cats - regardless if house cats or stuff like lions or other large predators - bound to place. They are territorial. So you could literally leave your apartment, move to other place and the new owner of your flat would "inherit" the cat, because it bounded with the place. As long as there is food there and safe(ish) place to rest, the cat will stay, regardless who provides said food and place.

>>51986283
>parrots
did something changed? Or i don't know english well enough?

>>51974578
I cast snakes to sticks on u and now ur a spear :)

>>51986104
Man, this is so true. I love my cat a lot but every once in awhile I'll see her fucking around with a mouse or a cricket and it'll dispel the anthropomorphic bubble I seal her in.

>>51986310
Birds are reptiles, as a separate order. It's a thing for past... 20 years? 25? It's now just a matter of full acceptance into global curriculum, since as for now, it's only a thing between biologists.
But it was loooong proved that the whole taxonomy is fucked, since birds should be under Reptilia class and not as separate one. You can blame genetics and genetic research, which basically put half of existing taxonomy on its head.
And that's a good thing, because at least this shit can be cleared up, rather than continue retarded decisions made 400 years ago based on wild guesses.

And let's not forget that modern birds are closer to dinosaurs than other reptiles.

>>51986439
>20 years
it's new as fuck then, but interesting.
I don't think you should blame taxonomist though, they were doing their best to devise some kind of system to make sense out of it. In my opinion, real problem is people keeping onto the idea even after it was disproved. Like with whole "cell theory", biologist couldn't believe at first that cells exist.

>>51986349
I never saw my cat toy with small animals
When she was young, she'd straight up EAT them.
Then when she got older she started just running up to them and watching them close but without touching them for some reason.

>>51986283
>Cats - regardless if house cats or stuff like lions or other large predators - bound to place. They are territorial. So you could literally leave your apartment, move to other place and the new owner of your flat would "inherit" the cat, because it bounded with the place.
Happened to a friend of mine. She's living with a bunch of roommates, and the apartment has a cat. The thing is, nobody knows whose cat it actually is, since it was already there when the person who'se lived in the apartment the longest moved in. Presumably some of the previous roommates left it there, but nobody has found any documentation or anything to indicate who it belonged to. It's a pretty strange cat, too.

>>51986283
I had a cat that only visited my house if i was there, only ate food if i was next to it and the day i had to move it stopped visiting the house i lived at.

>>51986439
Ypu don't even really need genetics to prov it, just a look at the fossil record should do. Birds are highly specialized theropod dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are members or arcosauria, which also includes crocodiles and a bunch of other extinct reptiles. Dinosaurs, crocodiles, and other arcosaurs are considered reptiles, ergo, birds are reptiles.

Birds being considered their own class breaks the rules of taxonomy, since non-bird dinosaurs, as well as other arcosaurs are still considred reptiles. And that doesn't fly with the rules of taxonomy. Either birds are reptiles or arcosaurs are all part of the bird class (Tbh splitting arcosaurs from reptiles is probably the better idea; birds, dinosaurs, and pterosaurs are all extremely different from squamata and turles, and even the more reptile-like arcosaurs like crocodiles have some very large anatomical differences from them).

It's not as nonsensical class as fish, though. Even with just bony fish (ignoring sharks and things like hagfish which are pretty much fish in name only), you've got some first that are actually tetrapods (i.e. more closely related to every land vertebrate than other bony fish).

>>51987270
Familiars are good.

Legitimately too dumb to be a PC.

As a familiar maybe. But only if you give a good bonus to the master.

>>51987460
By being cute? +2 Reflex saves if a fast snake or +2 fort saves if constrictor.

>>51977922
Eyyyy

>>51985908
Never implied they sucked dick, but checking the female:Horse tag on ex gets me walter sache, and that's whom I recall.

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>>51988244
>Never implied they sucked dick
>that's the same artist that does those dick-sucking horses.
yeah, it was explicit

I looked though his galley already, he might have done some minor ones, but I guess I was expecting big lipped horse fellagao.

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>>51983707
It's the literal 83 face they do.

>>51987421
Not too dumb to be a player, hey-o!

>>51987288
>Birds are highly specialized theropod dinosaurs
By this line of reasoning, every vertebrate is a highly specialized fish.

>>51986067
>>51986104
>>51986283
A dog has a family group that it cares about.
A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house.

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>>51985714
NOT THE WAY I USE THEM!

>>51990599

Well, taxonomically speaking the other anon is more or less correct. The status of the Aves class is a mess nowdays; basically it appears that Archeopteryx isn't the common ancestors of all our "birds". Also, apparently anatomically they're not that different from theropodae and all that.

Cheer up: this means that when you eat chicken, you're eating a dinosaur.

>>51990688

God created the cat so that man could pet the tiger.

I'm pretty sure from cats' POV god created man so that King Kong could be a slave to cats, tough.

>>51990887

Planet Earth 2 could not have found a better scene to advertise their show.

I've watched this so many times and it still blows my mind.

>>51990910
No, cats are a domesticated species so they are manmade really.

It's funny, because if you cross a cat with the species it is thought to descend from you get a really big housecat that is much friendly. We purposefully bred cats to be loners and killing machines to deal with vermin, fend for themselves and not bother us.

>>51986283
>>51986349

Cats technically aren't a domesticate. They're socialized -- that is, individual cats are typically handled as kittens and more or less are familiarized with the world of people. But even being absent human contact for the first 60 or so days of life can and regularly does result in a cat that is about as social as a wild bear; that is, regards you as an only slightly threatening food source. Anyone who has ever dealt with feral cats has an idea of why level 1 characters drop so readily.

>>51991025
Cats are domesticated. That doesn't mean they can't be feral, dogs are the same.

Cats aren't domesticated to be friendly, they're domesticated to hunt vermin and they do it really well.

>>51990887
>The other lizard at the end
>"Hey Frank. You got the beer?"
>"Yep."

>>51986283
>Cats - regardless if house cats or stuff like lions or other large predators - bound to place. They are territorial. So you could literally leave your apartment, move to other place and the new owner of your flat would "inherit" the cat, because it bounded with the place. As long as there is food there and safe(ish) place to rest, the cat will stay, regardless who provides said food and place.
Are cats familiars for landmarks?

>OP
>"Snake warrior!"
>thread
>"But are cats *really* domesticated?"

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>>51990887
>that fucking jump with the snake barely missing

Jesus dick

>>51990887
This is like reverse Metal Gear Solid, where Snake clones are chasing a Gekko soldier.

>>51990887
I wish I had this much of a will to live.

>>51991843
when 50 snakes are converging on you, you find a way

>>51990599
>I'm retarded and I don't understand how taxonomy works, but I want to make my voice anyway
Tell me - did humans stopped being primates? That should be a comparison your tiny brain should grasp.

>>51987288
The fossils needed for that were also accumulated quite recently, and it nicely synergised with genetical research.
I bet my grandkids will learn completely different taxonomy than the one we are having currently. After all, the infamous Protista kingdom is currently under heavy restructurisation and it might turn into 4 new kingdoms, and if the theory about plant cells will hold, then fucking 7.

>>51978075
awakened ball python soulknife.

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>>51974578
>I'm good with a ssssword and sssshield.
Ssssoundssss legit.

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>>51985418

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>>51990688

>>51993633
Notice he said 'Tiger' and not 'Lion'. Lions are social animals: tigers are not.

>>51978391
Is that fucking snaek giving me bedroom eyes?

>>51993689
>>51993633
This guy is actually cool as fuck, he's basically integrated himself into a pride of lions. If I remember correctly, they were actually captured, rehabilitated, and released for whatever reason, but they still love him like one of their own. That said, lions ARE pride animals, and this would not be possible with a tiger.

>>51974578
Can you casssst any sssspellssss?

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>>51985926
No they wouldn't. Dogs have been our friends since forever.

>>51986591
Maybe she grew a conscience and ran up to protect them to atone for the sins of her youth.

>>51994418

yea dont it take like 2 generations with strays giving birth to strays for dogs to go full feral?

>>51993633
Here's a version with sound, so you can her its happy roar when it hugs the guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUSq0vgbtyo

>>51994469
More like within a generation but puppies from feral dogs are totally redomesticatable.

I fucking hate snakes. You fucking work for a shity utility company and nearly get bit by poisonous snakes half a dozen times cause the ltitle fucks like to slither their way into well houses and tell me how you feel about snakes. Fuckers who like snakes have never had to deal with them. Only good snake is a snake I've crushed with my damn shovel. Fucking hate fucking snakes. There are to many fucking snakes in my fucking well houses. I can't deal with that shit anymore.

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Move out the way snakes.
Superior sideways axolotl coming through.
Let's see a snake try and regenerate its heart or have three sets of breathing apparatus.

>>51994542
*amphibians too shite and need not apply*

>>51983858
Iguanas, however...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

>>51983707

why do i have an urge boop that snake on the nose?

>>51994877
Natural hunting mechanism. Many animals want to boop snakes on the nose.

Then they strike.

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Reptiles are shit.

Post goats.

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Funny, I just researching snake pictures for a gorgon character.

Have a picture of Medusa doing the cool 80's sunglasses tip.

>>51994418
A hungry and mistreated dog will eventually try to attack you

>>51994541
>Half the jokes about ball pythons
>REEEEEEEE FUCKING VENOMOUS SNAKES!

As far as what has been said of cats, I'd like to point out that while they are territorial monsters devoid of true loyalty, they are capable of affection.

>>51985926
>So would a lot of dogs.
Technically true.
Gotta love terms like "a lot of" or "many" if you want to make a defensible point.

>>51994418
>Dogs have been our friends since forever.
Also true, if we constrain "forever" to "since dogs have existed", obviously.

>>51994488
>puppies from feral dogs are totally redomesticatable.
This is the real point.
A dog might go feral and be just as willing to attack as a snake, but Dogs are not.

>>51995209
A hungry and mistreated *anything* would do that.

>>51995310
As long as its a predator and it stands a chance in fight with you, you mean

>>51995360
Have you eve seen a hungry and mistreated cow? One of my coworkers had to spend 3 weeks in hospital after a close encounter with one. Mauled him real bad it did

>>51990599
Saying birds aren't dinosaurs is more like saying bats aren't mammals. There isn't really a clear distinction between birds and dinosaurs, as the evolution of birdlike traits was a gradual process, and some of those traits are also standard theropod traits. Archaopteryx, for example, is not really a "missing link" between birds and dinosaurs, as it's not particularly closely related to birds, as far as small theropods go. Small, feathered theropods, some of which were even capable of limited flight/gliding, have been a thing since middle Jurassic at least (likely before). Modern birds only split off from maniraptoran theropods some time in the Cretaceous (latest research seems to indicate that dromaeosaurids like Velociraptor share the last common ancestor with the proto-birds; paleontologists keep going back and forth whether birds are closer to troodontids or dromaeosaurids). At some point they developed capability for flight, and specialization for that role resulted in some divergent traits (loss of tail and teeth, and obviously the forelimbs becoming wings), but that doesn't stop them being theropods any more than whales stopped being mammals when they lost their fur and hind legs and became fully aquatic.

>>51995448
No, but I've been attacked by mistreated horse. Those animals will attack you to defend themselves.
Hungry predator will try to kill you, so it can eat you. That's the difference.

>>51990887
>whe your gf calls, and says she's home alone.

>>51993633
not that guy, but lions are the only social cats, they live in groups their whole life and depend on them to survive.

Tigers spend their entire existence alone, except to breed, and to raise cubs.

>>51990983
>No, cats are a domesticated species so they are manmade really.
We domesticated dogs. Cats domesticated themselves. They were like: "Hey! If I hang out over there, those weird, hairless monkeys will feed and pet me! I don't even have to do anything! Sign me up for that shit!"

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>>51974578
It's dangerous to go out alone.

Take this:

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>>51996082
>Tigers spend their entire existence alone, except to breed, and to raise cubs.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

>>51996186
The bear line works more often than you think.

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>>51996186
Occasionally real life goes full disney
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/unlikely-animal-friends/videos/lion-and-tiger-and-bear-oh-my/

>>51994542
You're still an eternal manchild, grow up.

Oh for fucks sake, YOU'RE back? I had hoped you were done pettling your meme pythons on /tg/
>>51995215
To be fair, ball pythons are the shittiest nonvenomous snake. The shittiest snake period really.

The only reason per snakes don't kill their owners is because they're not large enough.

>>51996464
It's got less to do with size and more to do with preference in food. Well fed snakes can be picky motherfuckers sometimes. I've got a carpet python that was what snake owners refer to as a "mouser" (little shit refused any other prey items outside of mice. It took upwards of six to actually satisfy him.) until maybe a few months ago. This change only happened after nearly four of five years of scenting and lengthening the times between his feedings.

>>51996391
Try having anything from Natrix genus

>>51996464
Not exactly. Animals eat prey they are familiar with (as a pray). For very similar reason a gepard won't try to catch a lame gazelle, even if it would be an effortless hunt, becuase the gazelle is lame, and thus "strange", thus falls into "don't touch this shit".
Unless of course we are talking about venomous snakes, that will attack you when pissed, but why the fuck would you want to keep venomous animal (not just snake) as a pet is pretty much beyond me. Shit's too dangerous and most of them are pretty much un-tamable, so they will attack you on pure instincts

>>51997036
*as a prey
Fucking autocorrect

>>51996391
>To be fair, ball pythons are the shittiest nonvenomous snake. The shittiest snake period really.
Ball pythons are great for helping people get over their fear of snakes. They're small, cute, and dumb as rocks. Nobody can possibly be scared of one.

>>51974636
How does this just happen?

>>51997092
We had one in high school... I mean the biology teacher had one, but she organised all the paperwork and proper terrarium to keep it in the backroom of the biology class. Worked pretty well when describing all the different things about reptiles and "taming" people toward snakes...
... until we were shown the feeding. Half of the class turned away with disgust.

>>51986283
When I was a kid getting shouted at by my parents, my cat would come over and glare at them.

>>51997036
I've worked with water snakes, both w.c and c.b. Never had too many issues with them.
>>51997092
You'd be surprised. Though if we're talking intro snakes then rosy boas are infinitely better since they're usually smaller and just as slow moving.

>>51997152
>Sudden loud noise
>Animal with good hearing shows up to inspect
What a surprise!

>>51997154
Well, they make ball pythons look smart when both are compared. Which was my point.

>>51998191
You can be willfully ignorant all you want. Nobody can force you to reassess your worldview. I certainly can't reach through the internet and make you stop being wrong. But the right breed of cats, properly brought up, are fantastically friendly and loyal.

>>51997092
>They're small, cute, and dumb as rocks
So are spiders.

>>51998191
you obviously never saw that news story about a toddler being attacked by a dog and the family cat rushing out and chasing the dog off.

>>51995215

Fuck you scaley, I hate snakes. I have the right to hate something that tries to kill me on a regular basis, and even if they aren't poisonous they're still fucking snakes and they are still fucking evil and give me the heebies.

>>51997092

I can. I fucking hate snakes man. I would sooner smack my hand with a hammer than touch a snake willingly.

>>51974578
>Good with a sword and shield
Show me. If you can pull that off with no arms I'll be impressed enough to let you join the party

>>52000135
>tries to kill me on a regular basis
Assuming you're the anon from before and not a zookeeper or something, what kind of shithole do you live in where fucking animals are a threat to your life on a regular basis?

>>51999941
Ugh. Don't get me started on those little murder meat puppets.

>>52000230

Southern united states. I told you, I work for a utilities company. I'm a well house technician. This mean I drive around to all these remote well houses out in the backwoods to make sure the trailer parks have their running water and shit. Snakes really like our well houses. They love to come into our fucking well houses. Well the well houses are dark and dank and snakes aren't exactly easy to notice sometimes. You shine a light in and you think it's snake free and then you step down and you see the fucker move. I have to be paranoid every single time I check a well house, because if I miss the snake even once that's all it takes to get bit by a venomous animal when i'm alone doing my job out of the way where there is no one to help me and it would take fucking forever for an ambulance to get there. I've had some close calls. I check 8 to 10 well houses a day, and every single time i have to worry about it. Fucking snakes are gonna give me an ulcer. I hate snakes. Hate hate hate.

>>52000348
Don't you mean miniature meat murder machines?

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>>51978391

>>51997248
I thought this image was a lifecycle at first glance.
That'd be an interesting creature.

>>51991229

welcome to /an/

>>52000230

If garter snakes were poisonous they'd be a threat to me every few days, too, and I live in a first world country. Luckily they aren't but if you live somewhere like 'murrica or Ausfagia where they have deadly ones then it's not hard to conceive of situations where they'd be a threat.

I fucking hate when I walk into a field or something and one of those little shits unroll (usually they're just sitting there coiled up) and skitter off. Spoopy (but harmless)

>>51994868
Just don't ever try it with a crocodile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEJ97oIgW24

>>52000351
You should get a mongoose bro

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>>52001702
>Southern united states
>I live in a first world country
I'm fucking dying here

Can I get some pictures of actual snakemen/women? Not the fucking lamia fetish shit, like, snakemen fucking people up.

>>51978391
You'll not get me this time, Kaa.

>>52002476
>>>/d/

>>51992812
One of the best episodes of TaleSpin.

>>52000230
Literally anywhere that isn't a city?

>>52002730
... only in third world shitholes.
Oh, right, India!

>>52000351
Nigga you need help

>>52002821

I need a way to keep snakes out of the fucking well houses is what I need.

>>52002832
Decent construction, though that's not anything you can do really

>>52002018

You think that would work? Just carry around a mongoose and throw it into the well house before I go in?

>>52002756

I see what he means. I live in the Badlands/Highplains area of the Montana-NoDak border, and you've nearly always gotta watch out for rattlers and scorpions outdoors, or wolf spiders and scorpions indoors.

And of course wolves, bears (near the rivers in the spring, or high in the hills elseways), cougars almost anywhere, and coyotes because they are all fucking insane (like rabid raccoons but bigger, and they WILL snatch pets and try at small children).

Also golden eagles will go after toddlers, and cougars will hunt -anybody-.

>>52003008
Like I said - third world shitholes. You've merely confirmed that.

>>52002544
Furries and Scalies are ban worthy at /d/. Apparently shitting dick nipples are fine but a snake women is horrendus.

>>52002455
Top tier reading skills, graduated top of your class

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>>52002893
You can always preventively purge the house with another kind of mongoose.

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>>51986283
Cat personalities seem to vary more than dogs, but they can absolutely be loyal. My cat walks up to greet me at the door when I come home from work, follows me around the house if I get up for something, and will yowl at me unless I pick him up to sit with me on my bed, where he will immediately try to lay on top of me. He's super affectionate to me, but anyone he doesn't really know he'll run and hide from.

>>51985841
I don't know about snakes, but if you don't find turtles adorable I don't know what to say to you.

>>52003922
That's a tortoise.

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>>52003922
>>52004036

>>52004076

There must be something wrong with me, because that may be the funniest thing i've seen all day.

>>52004036
Isn't that still technically correct though? Like, all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises? I know which goes on land and which lives in the water, I just thought that was how the classification worked.It makes sense in my head, but that doesn't always have much bearing on reality.

>>52004076
Yeesh, I hope that's a joke. Poor guy otherwise.

>>52004076
It's got fucking legs! There must be something wrong with me, because that may be the most maddening thing i've seen all day.

>>52004243
Depends on your language - 'Murrican English says all are Turtles, British English never conflates the two.
Terrapins are freshwater turtles

>>52003364
/d/ in a fucking nutshell right there.

>>51998415
That's just the toxoplasmosis talking.

Cats are not loyal.

>>52004252

Subtle.

>>51990887
what even are the circumstances here?

>>52003364
Shit is not actually allowed on /d/. Furries/scalies/whatever are cancer, anyhow, and should not be allowed on 4chan.

>>51995238
Dogs are already more willing to attack than snakes. People are too big to be eaten by 99.99% of snakes. Snakes only hunt for food, they won't waste energy on attacking something for no reason. Dogs have a lot more reasons to bite.

>>52004243
Ah, it's a regional thing. That make sense, thanks.

>>51984297
Fucking slytherin proffessors.

>>51994542
Oh shit, it's a god-damn Olm!

>>51985791
Or sword in mouth shield on tail, either way is good.

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>>51978391
This can't be legal.

>>51990887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

>>51990887
Jesus what a badass.

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>>52005817
Holy shit, I love Woodkid.

>>51999941

depends on the species. Desert Ts? for sure. Most old world tarantulas are sanic fast pain rockets though

>>51974578
>I'm good with a ssssword and sssshield.

Show me.

>>52004905
>Cancer should not be allowed on 4chan
>What is 95% of all boards.

>>51978391
>Lips on a snake
Ugh. Boner gone.

>>51995860
Hippopotamus will kill you just for existing near them.

>>52005071

Bull fucking shit snakes won't bite people.

>>52006878
Well a dog generally interacts much more with people than a snake does, has an easier time and more CHANCES to bite, and can have a multitude of reasons to bite during all that time. A snake you interact with maybe once a day or every other day and most snake owners own slow, docile, non-venomous snakes that are well fed and have literally 0 incentive to bite.

>>52002893
Better use several mongeese to be sure, or fire, fire is the cleanser. I live in Texas so I know that snakes can be some bad shit, and it sounds like your hatred and fear of them is perfectly rational.

>>52007230

I can't set fire to the well houses.

>>52007244
Right right, you'd lose your job. How about poisonous gas?

>>51990887
Why would you live in a place that fucking infested with snakes?

>>52007473

I'd have to keep doing it, and that shit might get in the water and then I'd be really fucked.

>>51977922
Fuck I have to listen to sheik yerbouti right now.

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>>52007039
>Well a dog generally interacts much more with people than a snake does
By this reasoning, your home is more dangerous than a volcanic fissure.

>>52008315
What about those smoke grenades they sell for airsoft?

>>52009320
Statistically speaking, it should be. I mean, you have a "better" chance to die in your home, by accident or whatever, than near a volcanic fissure.

>>51974578
Your name will be Mittens.

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>>52002622
My nigrum ursus

>>51995031
Hey, that looks nea-
*stoned*

>>51990887
God domn am I hyped for this to come out on Blu-Ray

What are some more amazing nature documentaries? I've already seen OG Planet Earth, Prozen Planet, Blue Planet, and The Hunt.

>>51996106
No, dogs did that at first too. That's a normal thing for some domestication.

Cats were purposefully bred over generations to become what we know them as.