Magic items

>>51954533
A lock that opens with any key, but the key is then broken/melted.

Boots of the otherwordly phantom

Your character can only move exactly as you move irl

>>51954561
Holy shit thats amazing

Death's fingertip

a fingerbone that kills whoever it touches (a la a finger of death spell), including you if you fail a DEX save while trying to wield it

>>51954589
Repeatedly succeeding on saving throws would mean you could poke people to death ?

>>51954582
Really?It's just something I came up with on the fly.

>>51954623
Yeah .. could be used for sabotage

>>51954533
Javelin
Return on each throw with a high chance to hit everything in a straight line between the location it landed at and the one that tossed it
if not caught, impale the thrower
If dodge, return until caught or impaled.

very helpful with bond weapon

>>51954533
Mister Krabs looks like my DM when I was in Highschool.

Gloves that allow you to make deafening claps once every minute for stun effect in a radius centered around yourself. But you cannot wield other items whilst wearing and all others outside the radius up to 400ft are alerted to your presence.

Also, removing them takes the time it takes to remove actual gloves.

>>51954533
The great orb of parent hood

When you use it you summon you select one person and it summons the selected persons parent(s)

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>>51954850
Kek

Ring of Store Spelling - When activated projects the word "store" into the air.

Holding Bag - Prevents things that touch it from moving. Broken on DC 15 Wisdom save.

Invisible Cloak - Is a cloak. Is invisible

Cloak of Bats - As an action, create 2d6 bats from this cloak. They are considered afraid of the wearer and hostile to all other creatures.

Eyes of Minute Seeing - You always know the time while wearing these crystal lenses

Missile of Glove Snaring - When this projectile strikes a target the target must succeed on a DC 15 Dex save or be stripped of its gloves.

Teleportation Helm - At the start of every day this helmet teleports to the head of a nearby creature within 300 feet

This list brought to you by the dyslexic enchanter.

>>51954533
Rings of opposite binding : there's two rings that must be worn by two different people, they can now hear all their thoughts and strongly synchronize their actions, grant also magical bonus to those synchronized actions . The more the aligments are opposed, the stronger the effects (no effects with neutral/neutral)

Meta-Meta-Meta-Magic Rod., maximize
>You may cast a spell as if you had the Maximize Spell feat up to ten times a day.
>Can only be used by characters controlled by wizard players.

>>51955011
>missile of glove snaring

Topkek

Tome of Microtransactions.

Give you gold, but you must destroy real world currency to use.

>>51954589
>Pcs looting an ossuary
> Who's looking the northern alcove ?
>me
>you're dead

>>51954621
exactly

>>51955088
This one is awesome !

Imagining the book, after getting 7 copper for 10 dollars "ya kn'ow interplanar currency exchange is not that good, sorry pal "

>>51954561
>>51954582
>>51954623
>>51954660
>csgo

>>51955088
going off that concept:

Scroll/Wand/Rod/Whatever of Bribery

Has the effect of a wish spell and unlimited uses, but you have to give the DM a dollar every time

>>51955201
Finally, we bring DND into the modern age.

A strangely long and slender musket with a stylized fiend's face at the end of the barrel. When in dim light the reflections on the fiend's mouth looks as if it is gnashing its teeth. They know it is named Yuhmis Alrraed meaning Whispering Thunder. The item has int 14, wisdom 13, and charisma 16, is Neutral Evil, empathy, blindsense, ability to move 10ft per round (which it uses to force itself into the gunslinger's hands while he sleeps), and can cast magic aura on itself at will. It is a +3 Lucky Distance Seeking Musket. Once per day you can make it fire a much more dangerous round. Acts if you are vital shotting, but does the damage to everything in a 10 foot area and triple to objects.

The spirit is a malignant desert spirit tricked into a clay urn. The urn was full of dates, figs, and peaches, and left to ferment in honey. The spirit greedily tasted the fruit, gorging itself on the mixture. However in its greed it did not notice the trap, becoming ensnared in the sticky honey. A plug was put upon the urn, sealing it inside. Try as it might it could not break the clay, the surface having been reinforced by the one who had left it there, a traveling monk, come from the south at the behest of the sultan to rid the desert of this viscous spirit. For the rest of its days the spirit was stuck upon the sultan's pedestal, a example and warning. Its cries were enjoyed as the sultan, and then his son, and his son's son, taunted him. Much later one of the sultan's ancestors, in his fear, sought turning the spirit into a weapon, and succeeded. In the hands of the artisan the spirit took control, hunting the sultan's family. It rid itself of the sultan's line, but was not satisfied, it now seeks the dreadful monk, to cut away the family tree at its roots.

>>51955201
A +X item, X being the number of time you paid consecutively food for everyone

>>51954589
Stick it on the end of a stick. Poke people to death.
Attach it to a ring, with a bit of metal separating it from your hand, pimp-slap people to death.
Etc.