How do we fix the DoK?

>>51948221

There is nothing to fix.

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>>51948221
Waifus.

>>51948221

Make them plastic and reasonably affordable.

>>51948221
Squat them.

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>>51948221
They're already perfect

>>51948221
Forgive them

>>51948764
DKoK new Cadians GET

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>>51949034
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE WRONGED THE EMPEROR!

>>51948221
Spell them right.
It's DCoK.

>>51949723

DKoK

>>51949770
DQoK

>>51949827
Dairy Queen of Krieg?

>>51950352
Someone draw this shit

>>51948221
>How do we fix the DoK?
Inter-restin' filosoficul kwestun, da dok fixes orks but who fixes da dok?

>>51950454
Obvios-ly annudah dok doos it, ya git

>>51950556
Oi, whos you callin' a git? Ya git!

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>>51948764
This
I bet they'd be more popular than Cadians if they were a similar price
Greatcoats are just too fucking cool and fit 40k very well

>>51950556
dat's rubbish, no self-respektin dok iz gonna let sum ovver dok patch im up. Doks know what'z in a dok's ead affta all

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No need for a change.

>>51948764
>>51949039
>>51951347
Pretty much this. With their aesthetics they would probably sell way better than the actual figures.

>>51951347
They'd look like complete shit, though.
DKoK look so good because they are sculpted way less cartoonish and more reasonable proportioned than mainline GW. Not to mention that the current art direction would demand a shitton of useless details getting vomitted all over them.

>tfw everyone flagellates the death korps
>tfw no one gives a shit about the vostroyan firstborn
>tfw gw will never update the other regiments apart from fucking cadians and dk
why

>>51951679
Den da mekboyz does it, and den we'z gots us a dok in a deff-dred. I fink we'd call it a deff-dok

>>51950454
Get it right, you git!
Da dok fixes all orks that can't fix themselves, so he has to fix himself up twice!

>>51949723
DKek

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>>51948221
By increasing the female to male ratio

>>51953967
The word you're looking for is fellate. Flagellation is the act of beating.