Stat me senpaitachi

Epic level Wizard if I've ever seen one.

>>51904187
Boring-ass-cgi-fightscene-that-never-fucking-ends +4
Lack-of-story +7
Most-interesting-character-was-a-cgi-cape +1

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>>51904203
I thought the fractal fight scenes (and maybe Dormamu's bitchfit) were the best parts of an otherwise completely forgettable movie.

>>51904203
How the fuck could they waste Mads Mikkelsen?
How?

>>51904707
CGI fightscenes are always lame. "Oh look someone drew something, let's stare at it for half an hour before the good guy wins." It's such a waste of time. At least least real fight scenes with props and stunts leave you like "oh shit Jackie Chan is amazing!" What's even the interest in a long-ass, cgi fight scene? "Oh shit forty-three people graduated from art school and then found employment!"

>>51904743
> tfw staring at this Obi Wan/Anakin lightsaber duel, with lava, volcanos, flipping and kicking
> tfw all I can think about is how they're actually jumping around on wires in front of the green screen.

>>51904732
A lot of films have been wasting him lately, coincidentally all Disney properties.

Do it yourself.

>>51904187
>"How is your character already level 7? You just started playing with us a couple sessions ago?"
>"My character studied really hard, and he is super smart, despite being basically a paraplegic."
>"Did you sign off on this, DM?"
>"EXCELSIOR! HEY KIDS, ITS ANOTHER D&D SESSION HOSTED BY STAN LEE! Today, you will face near 1:1 replicas of yourself, only they are bad! Be sure to add in a montage of propgags and witty quips!

>>51904743
Yeah, I can only appreciate real movies for real movie fans like myself.

>>51906193
>let me frame my superiority by proclaiming you an elitist
Like what you like, guy. I find it boring as shit. Find it however you do.

>>51904200
List all the spells that Steve casts in the movie. Artefacts don't count.

Seriously, I don't think you get just how ludicrously powerful even an mid-level D&D wizard is. An epic-level D&D wizard is one of the few things /tg/ agrees could fight the entire WH40K universe at once and win.

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>>51904187
worst mcu movie/10

all flash and no substance, which is fitting

>>51904203
>lack of story
>the movie was literally an origin story
>fight scenes were boring

explain yourself, contrarían madman

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>>51904187

>>51904187
>Stat me senpaitachi
Theme song: Shooting Stars.
>>>/wsg/1547435

>>51907510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrr7l-h9zxM
Also, the only time when this meme is great.

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>>51906193
The dude has a point.
One of the major attractions of cinematography is practical effects and camera work. Before the advent of CGI, the work of the camera operators and practicalFX specialists was really important - it framed the narrative just as much as the actual plot.
Like, look at John Wick and its lack of obnoxious jumpcuts and CGI. Look at its properly executed "show, don't tell" approach that foregoes both not explaining shit at all to the viewer and explaining too much of the shit to the viewer. Etc., etc. - the point is - shit like that is important.
Just like Photoshop killed photography, CGI killed camera work and specialFX. Just like you can now take an absolutely shitty photo that has zero redeeming qualities on its own and then post-process it in Photoshop into something palatable, so you can film an absolutely shitty scene and then add CGI for more visual bang without any real substance.
Photography is no longer an art of capturing the perfect moment. Cinematography is no longer an art of capturing the perfect scene.
Just look at the difference between the original LotR and the Hobbit trilogies. Look at the Star Wars original and prequel trilogies.
You can discard my opinion as an incoherent elitist rant or something - even though I don't even identify myself as much of a movie lover - but camera work and practical effects are really important, in my opinion.

>>51907689
>>51906193
Basically, what I'm trying to say, working within limitations often brings out the creative genius out of the people. Just like there are many games that wouldn't be so great if they didn't have to deal with technical limitations (like the fog of Silent Hill, I dunno, I can't really think of examples off the top of my head) of their platforms, so there are movies that wouldn't be so cool if they didn't have to deal with the limitations of the camera work.

>>51904203

This

Also this >>51904732

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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How about this chap?

>>51907613
>10XP for team-killing when someone gets retarded

Not normally into supers but I'm suddenly intrigued by this game.

>>51906340
Mmh really, I mean unless he's a level 100 wizard I doubt he could compete in the 40k universe unless I'm forgetting something.

>>51911461
There is no difference between an lv21 wizard and an lv100 one. Once you have Epic Spellcasting, being higher level doesn't change your options, only let you use them faster.

>>51904187
3rd-level soulknife with the Mind Shield and Skill Focus (Use Magic Device) feats, and membership of an organization that grants two 5th-level spell-like abilities if you have a high enough affiliation score.

>>51906340
Mmm.
>Open Portal
>Astral projection
>Arcane Lash
>Shield
And, uh, time - shenanigans.

Pretty much it

>>51912118
There is a huge difference, powerful epic spells have ridiculously high Spellcraft DC, only very high level spellcasters can cast them.

>>51912189
The time shenanigans rely on the OP artifact he carries.

>>51912189
The portals require a magic item. The astral projection also isn't the same as D&D astral projection - it sends their soul into the Ethereal Plane, and they can die if it's attacked.
He does also have the "travel into the Mirror Dimension" thing, which I guess is sort of like Shadow Walk?

>>51912821
>What is reducing spell DC in exchange for longer casting time or requiring assistants to help you cast it
>What is spells that let you speed up time infinitely and create an infinite number of assistants

>>51904187
>Not as good as Dr Fate
>Gets completely shit on by Amazo