/tg/, the day is won, but the vile Mordred has dealt me a fatal blow. Here, take Excalibur. Find a pool of calm water and throw the sword into it then return to me. Fear not, for one day a worthy king will come and the sword will rise once again.
>>51901799
Hey I threw it away. What now?
>>51901825
Now the Anglo-Saxons will come.
And then the Normans.
And then the Angevins.
And then Arthur's "people" will be reduced to a handful of sheepfuckers in the hills of Wales.
Seriously, Arthur is the fucking worst.
>>51901799
>Fear not, for one day a worthy king will come and the sword will rise once again.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I put it in my bathtub. Is that okay?
>>51902075
BE QUIET
>>51902561
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
>>51901991
I forget the exact quote and it's origin, but it effectively goes over that, but answers '' Yet for a brief, shining moment there was Camelot", which has always stuck with me.
>>51901799
I take the Sword and claim myself the King of Britain.
What now aside from rebuilding?
>>51902755
I mean... you're king of Britain now...
There was a reason nobody else took it from him.
>>51902755
1) Free Merlin and bro it up.
2) Find and rape Morgana or Gwynvere one of the two bitches and have them have your heir.
3) Re-establish new Round Table with no Lancelots or Mordreds allowed.
You're not Saber!
>>51901799
I didin't vote for you!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Deus Vults behind u*
Nothin perssonell, King
>>51904038
AD MORTEM, INIMICUS
Is anyone else a total Arthurfag that gets really fucking triggered when people are dumb about the Matter of Britain?
>>51901799
As they rode, kynge Arthur seyde, 'I have no swerde.'
'No force,' seyde Merlyon, 'hereby ys a swerde that shall be youre, and I may.'
So they rode tyll they com to a laake that was a fayre watir and brode. And in the myddis Arthure was ware of an arme clothed in whyght samyte, that helde a fayre swerde in that honde.
'Lo,' seyde Merlion, 'yondir ys the swerde that I spoke off.'
Medieval english really gets me off.
>>51902539
>not toilet
>>51904133
>medieval english
Go figure. What happened that old english looks so 'lol wut' in comparison?
>>51904133
>>51904269
'I lyke bettir the swerde,'
- Kynge Arthure
>>51902870
Second and most recent anime I ever watched. I was fucking pissed when Caster died and teared up like a little bitch at a Lancer. Sabre was the most fucking boring servant in the series imo. Still don't get the bloody ending either.
>>51904201
1066 happened. Before the Normans the English language had very little French in it so very little resemblance to today's language.
>>51904377
That series doesn't make much sense without the rest of the series