Pathfinder General /pfg/

> We're totally not furries, guys.

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>>51889783
>catgirls are furry

So I'm trying to make a character that mimics the mesmer from Guild Wars 1.

https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Mesmer for those unfamiliar.

I'm thinking either Sorcerer with an illusion/enchantment focus, more spells/spells per day, bloodline, or Mesmerist for a more obvious mesmer-y feel, far more skill points, hopefully less squishy.

Can I get some advice on which way to go with this?

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I played a Barbarian half-orc last year. He was from the far north and wasn't terribly picky about what he ate. Really, he'd anything out of trash cans, he'd eat bugs, just whatever he found. A few times the Paladin had stop him from eating the enemies we'd just got done killing.

Not terribly original, but it was fairly amusing.

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>>51889893
Port the 13th Age occultist, it even deals psychic damage.

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>>51889783
>>51889875
Science confirms - catgirls not furry.

>>51889763
I applied to WotR as one.

Would you play in a campaign where you help unravel what occurred during Cayden Cailean deific level bender?

I'm laying out a lot of ideas for the Razmir game and had a thought.

We have no idea who Razmir was before he put on the mask and appeared a hundred years ago. We know he is seeking immortality and has been keeping himself alive via Sun Orchid Elixir. He claims to have passed the test of the starstone.

What is Razmir is a great deal older than most people thing. What if he was somehow involved in Cayden Cailean's deific bender. Perhaps he has more than just a claim for the starstone debacle.

Razmir and Cayden are actually pretty good foils for each other.

Just some thoughts I am throwing around.

Anyone got the Heroes of the High Court leaks?

>>51890038
Issue is Cayden became a deity 2000 years ago. That's quite a lot of time for Razmir to be doing nothing.

>>51889912

That's a really cute fox.

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>>51890155
She is.

>>51890038
It's extremely unlikely that Razmir was alive for that much earlier than his first appearance in history. We know he's not immortal because of the Elixir, but it's also extremely unlikely he'd started taking it before he'd consolidated his rule because his process for it involves a large amount of effort on his nation's end.

Razmir gets some love in here but ultimately he's really he's a pretty small scale character even compared to a lot of AP villains.

>>51890038
If I took that mask off, would Razmir's cult die?

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>>51890254
>tfw DSP still hasn't made the Baneposting discipline that /pfg/ commissioned for $75 back in December 2015

>still no PoW1 errata for that matter either

Is DSP kill?

>>51890254
The cult doesn't work because people believe in Razmir, it works because people are willing to pretend to. All his high priests fake divine magic with tools and his citizenship is kept in line by a totalitarian government and promises that they could be a part of it if they behave.

>>51890342

DSP has been kill for months.

>>51889966
On that note.

GET YOUR LAST MINUTE WOTR APPS IN. FIX THEM UP IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM. I WANNA SEE THIS THING EXPLODE. FUCK THE DM WANTING A QUIET GAME.

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Assuming that this thread actually sticks around, I suppose I'll make my advertising post for the day here and hope I get more applicants.

If you're willing to be in a campaign where you play as a group of young Dragonborn adventurers coming together to reclaim artifacts stolen from your tribe, come on down to this link and put in your submission! The actual time of the week we'll be playing is actually still up in the air despite what the listing shows, so don't feel like you can't apply just because you're not available on Mondays.

>>51890425
AND ONCE AGAIN I FORGET THE LINK HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN BEFORE I STOP SCREWING THIS UP: https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/69913/slash-pfg-slash-dragonborn-game

>>51890425
Why so narrow anyways? And what rules are you even using for Dragonborn?

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>>51890425
>>51890444

You'll get it right one of these days.

>>51890447
If you take a look at the link I post in the reply I post you'll see the link to the Dragonborn variants I've created that you can use to build your character. Each color has a different stat array so even though you're all the same species you can still mix it up.

As for why, well, it's been forever since I've seen a campaign made up of something other than only humans that featured only one species. I thought we'd mix it up a bit, plus I like the idea of everyone all coming from the same village and having to come together to do great things.

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I hope everyone's having a great Friday night!

>>51891115
I'm not.

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>wyrwood war titan
>synthesist summoner

>>51891130
>allowing either of those

>>51891130
That doesn't work for several reasons.

>>51891140
sounds like you hate fun, anon

>>51891115
I HAVE HICCUPS AND A SESSION COMING UP IN AN HALF AN HOUR OVER VOICE.

>>51891181
Try sucking dick.

>>51890492
Hold the fuck up
Is that new?

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>>51890425
>Dragonborn

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>>51891130
I'm playing a Wyrwood Sorcerer with the Arcane/Sage bloodline in a campaign right now.

>>51891268

>Liking Dragonborn

>>51891181

Best thing to do is take long, deep breaths before slowly letting them out. Work up a rhythm.

>>51891268
What's wrong with Dragonborn friendo? There's not really an equivalent species in Pathfinder outside of Kobolds which suck so bad it physically hurts, so why not port them over?

>>51891341
>There's not really an equivalent species in Pathfinder

This is when you modify Lizardfolk and write the Dragonborn as having a mighty empire somewhere in Garund or Avistan.

>>51891341
Not that anon, but personally I'm not really a fan of playing dragon-anything. I don't have a problem with the concept or the rules for them, mind; they just don't appeal to me as a playable race.

>>51891115
It's an average Friday.

I might make myself some guacamole before tomorrow's session or something.

Pretty cozy, all things considered.

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>>51891115

I've got a game of Stellaris tonight, RotJR tomorrow, and Sunday's my big night off before I have to go off and drive 12 hours to Minneapolis for the biggest interview of my life!

Anyone have some /tg/ related podcasts or somesuch I could listen to on the way up? I've got plenty of material from Two Best Friends Podcast, but I need stuff for the return journey too.

>>51891419
Joe Rogan is a crazy dude who can be fun to listen to, consider this a recommendation

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>>51891341
Why not just give kobold's decent stats and use them instead?

>>51891501

Kobolds are a slab of baby back bullshit, they're small-sized schmucks and I'm glad they're dead and burning in hell.

>>51891528
>implying that is dead which can eternal lie

>>51891341
>There's not really an equivalent species in Pathfinder
Wyverren, or however you spell it, which have recently gotten more support with the Dragon handbook and such things

>>51891341
>>51891356
I used Dragonborn in my game as a race of beings created by the Runelord Alaznist to serve as a personal army of soldiers endowed with draconic fury. After the Fall, they degenerated into squabbling clans that roamed Varisia and the surrounding lands.

>>51891341
Aren't Wyveran like Dragonborn?
I'll admit I don't remember much of the Dragonborn besides them being the "Kinda Half Dragon" race.

>>51891256

No, it's been around for a little while. Dofus: aux trésors de Kerubim.

>>51891528
>Kobolds are a slab of baby back bullshit,
Its not nice to talk such shit to one of the oldest races and civilizations on Golarion.

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>>51891501
I have a better idea.

Sorry anon, your thumbnail just made me think of infamous dorafs.

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Alright /pfg/, I know PoW maybe old busted now, but I need some advice.

I've been thinking of running a Ronin Warriors type campagin, and I figured PoW would be good for emulating the Surekill techniques.

So I need some help. In your opinions which Manuever would be best at emulating Anubis's Quake With Fear?

>>51891584

I yearn for the day we play a game where the people look like Doraf.

>>51891572

Of course it is, because kobolds are vermin.

They're disgusting lizard dogs and have accomplished jack shit beyond annoying villagers or sucking dragon dick.

>>51891616
But who would join Doraf of the Righteous?

>>51891528
>I'm glad they're dead and burning in hell.
Since when? Heck, aren't there canon Kobold Irregular units in the Molthuni army?

>>51891584
Note to self, stat Doraf.

>>51891636

If you build it, they will come.

>>51891632
And you know what?
They're still beter than dergenbern, since they're actually real, and aren't as likely to attract special snowflake "Muh Honor!" Worf-knockoff bara scalefags like the dergenbern do.

Seriously, Dragonborn are the kind of race that attracts annoying "fer de horde" WoW Orcfags that just run around and shit themselves all over everything.

>>51891658

They're sexually dimorphic.

Women have +Con/Cha and the men are +Str/Con with Powerful Build.

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Have you ever had a party just go full spaghetti

>>51891686
I mean they obviously look different, but female Doraf tend to be pretty smashy anyways and I'd argue that of the Granblue races they're the least "CHA" since half of them are some kind of autistic.

I think +STR/+Con and a penalty in one of the mental scores might suit both genders fine.

so im making a small town with a couple of quirky characters to open up some small side adventures for the party, i got a ambiguously evil doctor who studies blood, and gives quest to test how far the party is willing to look away for a good amount of money ("hey, i think there might be someone in this crate" "yeah, but we get no money if the seal is broken")

a startup entrepreneur who claims he will give the party large sums of gold once he gets his company going for real, and then returning to the party with more requests, promising to "double debt" if they just remove this teeny hindrance for his business to truly bloom, which would allow him to pay them back. if the party allow the debt to rise to high enough ammounts so will he betray them in an ambush with assasins.

an drunken and drugged up oracle who gets divine visions of things before they happen, with pinpoint accuracy or them not happening at all


i still need to think of something to do with the local temple of sarenrae (a fairly small one), but im drawing blanks, but it needs to (atleast contain) a cleric that can offer basic cleric services. any fun ideas?

>>51891732
How so? What does that entail?

>>51891732
>party is looking for thieves guild info
>find an emblem behind a house
>decide that means the house owner must be in cahoots
>break in and find old failure of a wizard with a helper monkey familiar
>break his legs, tie him up, kill his monkey, beat him some more, ransack his house
>finally remember to ask questions about the guild
>he has nothing to do with it, they flub the sense motives rolls, beat him some more
>finally remember they have detect thoughts, interrogate again
>realize they've made a horrible mistake
>just throw some gold and a cure potion near him and leave
>confused when I tell them to all bump their alignments a step closer to chaotic evil

I swear those guys, one of them actually tried to make the argument that 'well we paid for his new familiar and healing, what's wrong?'

>>51891734

Penalty to Intelligence would fit for them being a former slave race, however most Doraf do seem to have a touch of the 'tism, which is more Wisdom and Charisma.

>>51891540
>>51891565
I'll fully admit I haven't heard of Wyveran until now. Please, regale me with your knowledge anons.

>>51891636
>>51891616
>>51891584
So is it Doraf, Draph, or just 'Imprecisions of Romanization'?

>>51891632
I'm sorry did you just say that sucking dragon dick wasn't an accomplishment? You know how big those bastards get?

>>51891789
Ah yes, good old fashioned murderhobo-ing. I'm surprised they didn't just kill him anyway to remove witnesses.

How much would an Iomedaean cleric from Andoran know about Drow?
Would a half-drow boy suggest a mystery, or could there be a rationale for his unusual skin tone that wouldn't require him to be a secret race? How strange would he seem?

>>51891800
It's translated as "Draph" in the game but 'boorus use "doraf"... so you can spot all the filthy secondaries that know about them from porn only.

>>51891791
Which ones? Danua for sure but nothing else comes to mind, and she is no more autistic tha, say, Anna.

>>51891797
https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/races/other-races/more-races/advanced-races-11-20-rp/wyvaran-17-rp

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So I'm wondering, what would Evil parents complain about the Neutral kids?
I'm looking for more generic arguments stemming from their different alignments, not personal things like if one decided to date a hot orc chick.

The family is from a long line of wizard/clerics; worshippers of the god Nethys. His parents are leader of an important faction in the church, considered masters of evocation and summoning magic.

>>51891797
Wyveran was originally introduced as an example of what could be made with the ARG Race Builder system, but was later implemented into Pathfinder proper

Sadly, I never read much about them, as they never interested me, however I recall they had content in the book Legacy of Dragons, and I think Inner Sea Races

>>51891850
Doraf is a crapshoot, a lot of the NA community was playing before official localization and still uses it in /gbfg/.

>>51891894
So his parents are evil and he's neutral?

They tell him to quite being a charity worker. The world is a dark place and he needs to look out for number one. If you don't take advantage of other people when you have the chance, someone else will take advantage of them and you'll be the one left behind. If you don't step on other people first, they'll step on you and you'll be crushed underfoot.

>>51891894
Oddly, they'd probably have the same complaints Good parents would have about Neutral kids.

>"Can't you believe in something for once?"
>"Why are you so lazy?"
>"No sense of commitment."
>"Coward!"

>>51891859
>>51891922
Interesting, though I have to say for my particular game I prefer what I've done with the DB, personally. Maybe I'll play on of these in the future though.

>>51891894
The first thing that comes to mind is that the Evil parents will tell their kid to stop pussyfooting around and get some convictions in life.

>>51891800

I've seen enough porn to know how big those bad boys get!

>>51891930
>/gbfg/
>visiting /vg/
I would prefer not to.

>>51891842

Absolutely nothing, the Drow are a true boogeyman in Golarion in no small part due to the Elves hiding their evil cousins.

A half-elf boy would just appear to be a particularly pale and silver-haired child.

>>51891894
>Don't be such a bitch. If she won't go out with you, rape her and kill her parents.

>>51891960

Hey, the boys in /4x/ and /gsg/ are fun.

>>51891943
I've always thought that Good parents would find their Neutral kids to be too selfish, unwilling to sacrifice for the greater good.

>>51891981
That's what I thought. The cleric is also a half-elf (Wildborn,) so he'd probably be sympathetic to a half-elf lad in need, too.

>>51891842
Not much. With the exception of one country I can't fucking remember, Drow just aren't up on the surface. Unlike in normal D&D, most people in Golarion have never even heard of Drow, so they're not viewed as terribly scary (though of course anyone who was familiar with them would be appropriately scared).

>>51891958
Big enough to fuck a car.

>>51891996
Hence, lacking commitment, work ethic, and courage.

>>51891850
I'd say most of the female Doraf have some kind of anime 'tism going on with them. Aliza, Threo, Forte, Halle. Maybe not CHA penalty levels, but they aren't earning any bonuses.

It'd be easier to write off but the other races just don't really have the same issue. Harvin tend to be pretty sensible and Erune quirks are always pretty functional.

>>51892013

Depends on the dragon! The smaller ones can totally work with particularly hardy human girls or centaur lasses!

>>51891992
/gsg/ talked mostly about Vicky 2 and HoI last time I checked and those are the games I didn't play nor intend to. Never pay much attention to /4x/. /lolg/ and MMO generals were shit.

>>51892009
Sure, sure. I reckon he'll probably mentor the boy if he can get past his shitty street urchin-thief attitude.

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So, Legendary Games has a Megabundle going on on the d20 store. 60 books for $30

Is it worth it? Or is it a waste of money and a complete trashpile not worth the space on my computer?

>>51892029
Ah, right. But those are "quirks" that may appear off-putting but are not actual debilities. Men also don't get that.

>>51892055

To spin some silver in a tragic tapestry, the youth will likely grow up to be extremely dashing.

Half-Elves aren't lacking for looks, and half-drow get some striking ones.

>>51892029

The women get a penalty to Wisdom, the men get a penalty to Intelligence?

Would men get Powerful Build to accentuate the dimorphism, and if so what would the women get?

>>51891614
fuck...
I know I've SEEN ronin warriors, but I was what, six?

I recall nothing of it.

>>51892118
Well the girls would be Small, wouldn't they?

Heck, maybe even give BOTH races Powerful Build, it's just the guys are Medium and the girls are Small.

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>>51892118
Despite their size, I don't think oversized weapons are actually a very common thing with Doraf. Off the top of my head, Alwida and maybe Forte is the only one that wields anything particularly large, I'd treat the dimorphism as strictly aesthetic.

I'd probably go with an int penalty. I don't think any of them show any particularly cunning but a few of the older ones show wisdom. Female doraf probably aren't smaller than male dwarves and that one prolific image puts Vira as shorter than a few of them so medium seems fine.

>>51892068
Legendary Games is one of the best publishers in the business.

>>51892101
(Un)fortunately, the cleric doesn't have homosexual proclivities, and is also engaged, so their bond will remain chaste if it exists at all.

>>51892213
>Aren't smaller than male dwarves

The advantage dorfs have that pushes them into medium despite their height is their bulk and girth. From what I've seen, draphgirls aren't that squat.

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>>51892213
Razia's gunlance is pretty big, I would say. Also, penalty to Cha would probably fit for slave race, weakened sense of self and all that.

a looking for the new cha occultist from heros of the high court. anyone got the leak or that page?

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>>51892251
Got your blingomancer right here.

>>51892240

But I want a super busty paladin girl!

>>51892236

I did not intend to make it sound like I wanted him to do butt stuff with the boy, I was just saying the boy will grow up to be a knee wobbler for the women.

Gotta look at the good!

>>51892293
+Str/Con and -Cha for males, -2 Wis for females, both get powerful build and are medium. Females are 130cm on average but strong and hardy even if they don't look like it.

>>51892293
Well obviously they'd get a free cup size modifier.

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>>51892355
I think there's a later version of this, but the reference might help.

Speaking of sexual dimorphism, are there any races with different sizes or abilities? Could be an interesting quirk for a bug race or something.

>>51892355

Are the men generally brooding? The women do seem to be the brash, go-getter types among the sexes.

>>51892314
>I did not intend to make it sound like I wanted him to do butt stuff with the boy

It's always important to clarify these things here. Silence on /tg/ is acquiescence to sodomy.

But yes, theoretically he'll pull mad tail once he's old enough. Let's hope the Good Word of the Inheritor keeps him on the right path, so he only uses his trumpet for Righteous purposes.

>>51892376

I will never get just how absurdly voluptuous that human witch chick is.

I require opinions on race lore. I do not have many races in my setting, but I will go over a few here for thoughts:

>Goblinoids
The separate goblinoid creatures are not in fact different species, instead they form a greater single species. In this case goblins are infertile males, hobgoblins fertile males, and bugbears females. Their clans end up strictly matriarchal with a bugbear at its head. When giving birth to a litter generally one child will grow to a hobgoblin, if two do so both hobgoblins will likely be runts among their kind. Hobgoblins practice rampant homosexuality due to their pathological need to mate where as bugbears only become fertile at certain times of the year, this varies from bugbear to bugbear and depends on when they were born. Bugbears can actually choose when to give birth to a new female, and will often send one with several hobgoblins and goblins to be established as a sister clan. This creates vast networks of allied clans stemming from single Bugbears. Bugbears, opposed to goblins and hobgoblins are far longer lived, some reaching as old as two hundred. Goblins, the infertile males, are generally subservient to their larger fertile brothers, but only to a point. However both hobgoblins and goblins will religiously follow the orders of their Bugbear mother or current clan head, this is due to pheromones the bugbear produces. She will often cut portions of her hair off and give it to her servants, these hair soaked in pheromone oil she excretes, and will keep them subservient while away. Goblinoids away from a bugbear for a long periods of time, without such baubles, will grow to realize their subservience.

(1/3)

>>51892387
With a few exceptions I think most of the men are very outgoing actually. I really don't think there's any need to separate male and female stat blocks at all.

Also 130cm actually makes them taller than dwarves on average.

>>51892399
>Dwarves
Dwarven kind's "lust for gold" is quite literal. Dwarves have no sexes and are a single monolithic species. They are not born, and instead are built. An individual or a community will carve a new dwarf out of metal, stone, or gem and set them life using often poorly understood old rituals. One's material will often decide one's caste throughout life. Dwarven rich will carve their children of gold and gems, this creates a luxury for the rich of having a child as they can afford to pay for the materials of a child alone. Clans and communities otherwise will often come together to pool resources when creating a new dwarf. This is why clans exist, groups who come together to finance new dwarves as well as 'children of the community' where the new dwarf's 'parents' is every member of a town who pitched in. Dwarves will often be created for specific tasks, when new workers or soldiers are required. Dwarven society has strong laws detailing how a new child must pay off the worth of their body to their creator. The poorest of dwarves can be made of materials like brick, slate, or even concrete. These urban poor dwarves are seen as disgusting creatures by their brethren often, and such dwarves are most common among populations living outside of dwarven territory. Rich dwarves seldom travel due to the inherent wealth of their bodies. Even if they carry no riches a golden dwarf represents half a ton of gold to the would be highway man. Using a dwarf's body after death is sacrilege, and dead dwarves are enshrined in their base parts. Old dwarven clans will have bars and vaults full of gems harvested from their ancestors. Dwarves however have no natural maximum lifespan and dwarven death only comes in the form of dwarves who died in violence, accidents, or of diseases that effect their kind.

(2/3)

>>51892385

Lashunta. Men are squat, hairy, and strong (+2 STR), but have a WIS penalty. Females are tall, lithe, and commanding (+2 CHA), but have a CON penalty.

>>51892428
No I meant aside from attributes, I am aware of that example. Actual abilities.

>>51890342
>tfw DSP still hasn't made the Baneposting discipline that /pfg/ commissioned for $75 back in December 2015

iirc it was a class. Also they aren't publically posting the commission results.

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Is there anything stopping a 5th-level character from creating a trompe l'oeil of a CR 30 creature, such as Nocticula?

It would cost only Nocticula's HD 36 × 500 gp + 2,000 gp Medium = 20,000 gp to create.

Alternatively, such a construct could be purchased for Nocticula's HD 36 × 100 gp + 2,000 gp Medium = 5,600 gp. Surely, there is a typographical error here, and they meant "1,000 gp" as opposed to "100 gp"?

>>51892415
>Trolls
Trolls I have changed completely from being a form of giant to instead being a native outsider. Their existence is intrinsically linked to that of intelligent races. Trolls come into existence when a structure or place modified by humanoids is left for an extended period of time. The most obvious example would be that of an abandoned bridge. A troll will naturally form on this abandoned bridge and essentially be site bound to it. A troll is an extension of the structure it inhabits. A troll's toll, as it is referred to, is the payment a troll demands for using the structure it is a part of. These tolls are often confusing to a normal humanoid. Trolls with pathologically attempt to increase the structure and gaudiness of what ever structure they inhabit, a troll bridge, over a few decades, becoming a massive structure. Trolls are influenced by the land they were birthed from. Stone, river, sand, etc. trolls exist depending on the landscape their home structure exists in. Abandoned towns and cities do not stay abandoned for long as trolls will come into being inside them. Trolls grows more powerful as their structure does, when two trolls come into conflict most often one will kill the other and then deconstruct the other troll's site for building material. An abandoned city left to itself will end with a single massive citadel constructed by the surviving troll, who will have changed into a powerful being due to his massive home.

>>51892448

Oh. Well, I'm not sure, then.

>>51892412
Taller than dwarves yeah, but dwarves are like, twice as wide. Compared to humans, Dwarves have a similar weight range. Higher minimum, lower maximum.

Draph are nowhere near that chunky. Voluptuous yes, but boobs don't push you up a size category.

>>51892412
>I really don't think there's any need to separate male and female stat blocks at all.
Now that I think about it, yeah, that's probably true. The dimorphism is mostly cosmetic anyway. They should get penalty to Wis, I think, or racial penalty to Will saves and that't it.

Hey /pfg/, I seem to remember a radiation based aura ability that a character could get. Like a rage power or something that gave a penalty to STR or something when within it.

Any idea where I could look to find it? Would have been in one of paizo's books.

>>51892477
This is anime land, body mass does not play much role if any.

>>51892565
https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/classes/core-classes/barbarian/rage-powers/paizo---rage-powers/sapping-curse-su

>>51892477
They're over a foot taller than any of the small females though, and definitely heavier per inch. Dwarves qualify with extra, being heavier than a human at half the height, so I think there's a good argument that female Doraf are still medium characters.

>your party encounters a Commoner (who clearly studied to be an Alchemist but failed, based on his outfit and accessories) standing on an old, rickety bridge
>he's carrying a knife and staring down into the ravine below
>there's already small cuts on the rope on the end of the bridge before which you stand
>it's clear he's deciding whether or not to finish cutting the rope with himself still on the bridge

Do they save him or let nature take its course?

>>51892656

If he wants to kill himself, there are plenty of ways of doing so that don't involve destroying the only bridge for miles. Stop him.

>Dragongame
>World domination
>Plan involves marrying *EVERYONE*
>Global Habsburg
>Dragon jaws everywhere

>>51892656
Tell him to fuck off. I was gonna use that bridge. You know what, fuck it. I grab him and toss him over. He can die without hurting the fucking bridge.

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>>51892656
>Cast Enervation to kill him
>Cast Speak With Dead to find out why he was doing that
>Cast Animate Dead to make him my new minion
>Continue on my way

>Shayliss leads Friday Rise of the Jade Regent into an orgy
>Saboten - the LITERAL PROSTITUTE - is instead out shopping with the twins
>For cute swimsuits for the inevitable beach episode
>Shayliss' father comes down, catches the act
>Saboten, with her dank +16 Diplo, Charm Person, and Fascinate abilities could have diffused the situation
>Maybe even have gotten the Dad in on it.
>But she's out shopping with the twins and being a mostly wholesome big sis.

Well, that's ironic.

>>51892656
First I yell at him "Oi faggot, what you doin on about?"
Then I tell him to get his ass over here and tel me what all his problem is.
I then call him an idiot shortsighted coward for trying to kill himself, and tell him to get a better job, and if he's such a pathetic moron, then I'll pay and hire him to just carry my bullshit, and if he's lucky, he might get some chicks due to being in my presence.

If he is insistent on killing himself, then I call him a moron and to at least not do it in a manner that hampers EVERYONE ELSE from using an important bridge, and that he's doing nothing but making himself into a huge pointless douchenozzle

>>51892740
It's like people throwing themselves under trains. Sure, you can kill yourself, but why inconvenience everyone else while you're at it?

>>51892761
I didn't follow the Rise apps, are there any character profiles up so I can follow the stories? Or actually, just give me a bastardized green text description of each one.

>>51892778
Montreal
Monday mornings
Green line

YOU. FUCKING. DICKHEADS. ASSHOLES! PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!

What's a good gift to grab for your waifu if you're on a quest in Osirion?

>>51892853
A girlfriend you creep

>>51892838
It's the best because every school that matters in the fucking city is on the Green Line.

>>51892838
>Montreal
>Green line
>I'm listening to Pat and Woolie complain about Montreal rail line during their Parasite Eve II playthrough RIGHT NOW
Bloody uncanny is what this is

>>51892777
>implying that removing the weak link (himself) in whatever group he originated from is shortsighted

If it's bad enough that he flunked out of alchemy school and didn't find anything else useful to do, it's likely nobody he's ever known wants him around anyway. He probably thinks it's for the greater good - they don't have to waste resources on him anymore.

>>51892740
>>51892778
Note also that the bridge is old and rickety. It wouldn't be that way if it were commonly used. That's an abandoned bridge, one he's probably been to before.

If he's relying on the fall and/or ravine rocks to kill him, he's not even good enough at the alchemy he studied to brew a poison he can be sure will kill him, and he clearly doesn't trust himself to push the knife all the way in.

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>>51892761
>what the fuck is going on
>this can't be how human women work
>that's not where that goes
>why don't I ever listen to my mother?
>I thought I was getting lunch

>>51892853
A cat? Or perhaps some earings? Maybe those see through dresses the nobles wear?

>>51892870
>f he's relying on the fall and/or ravine rocks to kill him, he's not even good enough at the alchemy he studied to brew a poison he can be sure will kill him,
Then he should do it like everyone else, and just BUY arsenic or something. Its not like arsenic is hard to come by, farmers use that shit to kill rats for crying out loud!

>>51892887
What if he is cursed to only be able to die by falling from that one bridge collapsing.

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>>51892862
>ATTENTION. UNE INTERVENTION DES SERVICES DE SECOURS, CAUSE UN RALENTISSEMENT DE SERVICE, SUR LA LIGNE VERTE, ENTRE LES STATIONS; ANGRIGNON, ET HONORE BAUGRAND. D'AUTRES MESSAGES SUIVERONT.

>>51892838
Are people seriously killing themselves on the rails in Montreal with that kind of regularity?

>>51892859
My character is morally opposed to slavery.

>>51892887
Earrings and a see-through dress sound promising.

>>51892895
I slap my GM for making such a contrived situation to obviously railroad us from using that bridge by the most inane, unnecessary, and dumbshit means.

Also, if he can only be killed by falling from that bridge, why isn;t he selling his services as an immortal soldier, throwing himself into battlefields and become the in-universe equivalent to Cu Chulain?

Seriously, because that kind of horribly obtuse curse sounds like the type of magic clause used to kill unstoppable Irish folk heroes.

>>51892911
killing, no, not so much. Especially when some bumblefuck decides to jump at the far end where the train is stopping instead of where it enters the platform from the tunnel.

But people do hop on to get dropped things, or stumble and fall because they're drunk/old/stupid/stoned/alloftheaboveifweretalkingtheinuitslivingintheYMCAnexttoatwaterstation, or rarely get pushed...

It's a combination of all the things that means you're bound to end up late for work every other week or more depending on your actual hours (it's quiet at 6am, hell around 9am)

>>51892895
That'd be a highly specific curse, so he's probably not.

We're just looking at someone who tried, failed, and believes it's too late to succeed elsewhere and that others would profit from his death. I've seen the type - if you tell them it's not too late they'll look at you like you're speaking Greek.

How could it not be too late? They've already failed once, and the world doesn't give second chances. Everyone would be better off without them.

Add to that that he wants to make absolutely sure he dies (instead of surviving to regret it and be found out and possibly pitied - or worse, sent to whatever equivalent they have of therapy), and it's clear that he's trying not to "chicken out" of "doing the right thing."

>>51892951
>They've already failed once, and the world doesn't give second chances.
I freaking hate this mindset, especially since its patently false.

Take for example with me. I remeber the first time at school I ever had to disect and prepare a mamological sample. It was an atrocious mess, horribly torn into pieces, and at the end you could no longer tell it was once a Miotis velafer.

And now, fast forward several years and I've got a good position doing sample prepping every friday for the University's Natural Science Research Laboratory, where I'm working a every weak with a bunch of Chaetodipus and Dipodomys specimens.

Seriously, people wioth this mindset need someone to take a boot, shove it up their asshole, so they can go and unfuck themselves and realize their own potential. So you didn't get the job you wanted? Boo fucking hoo, perhaps its because its not the job you're meant to have, and you've just been too blind to see what it was you were actually meant to do with your life.

Remember, life is tough and you can't always get what you want. But if you try hard enough sometime, and keep an open mind, you just might that you'll get what you need.

>>51893028
I getcha. It takes a special kind of mental "break" to convince yourself that suicide is a moral obligation for you specifically, and boy howdy is that frustrating to deal with.

Especially when you see them trying to get over it, even talking to professionals, and it's just not working.

>>51893028
It's because it's not "the world" that doesn't give second chances. It's the raging assholes clawing their way up the corporate ladder.

"the world" is what they see themselves as, much in the same way as they don't actually view anyone down on the ground floor as "people"

guys, take your character apps and put it into this and see what you get! It might be neat! It makes a MIDI based off of the text input!

http://kickthejetengine.com/langorhythm/

>>51893101
Just put Rath's unabridged backstory in, and it sounds oddly appropriate.

>>51893096
Anon, that tangent barely had any correlation to the current discussion.
Are you okay? Do you have any issues or problems going on you need to talk about? Because perhaps this general may not be the best place to do so.

>>51893101
I think I'm falling subject to some sort of anthropomorphism or shamanistic urge, cause so far everything I feed into this is oddly appropriate.

>>51893146
Mind linking the midi and the app? I wanna hear!

>>51892761
Do I want a greentext...?

>I forgot to place my floating +2 again

DEX, STR, or CHA, /pfg/? They're all important to my build.

>>51893207
DEX

>>51893207
CHA

>>51893174
Can't figure out a way to link the MIDI, but here's the pastebin for the text I put in.

http://pastebin.com/wre31TYb

>>51893177
Yes we do!

STR

>>51893207
CON

>>51893207
Roll a d6
1-2 Dex, 3-4 Str, 5-6 Cha

>>51893247
>it's in spoilers

You know who I am, don't you?

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>>51893177
>>51893235
Greentext "Soon(tm)", but for now

>>51893207
What the fuck is your build?

>>51893266
No I'm just being a funny contrarian

>>51893288
Just a not-so-great archer Warlord with a spritz or Oracle. I've got the basic bow feats, if you're wondering.

>>51893308
DEX or CHA then unless there's something that's better than a +5 Composite bow.

>>51893327
Thanks.

I'm just legitimately bad at Pathfinder and I'm not sure why my group still puts up with me.

>>51893343
Because you might be a good roleplayer, a fun person to play with, an interesting individual, or a good friend?

>>51893366
I hope so.

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Why has /pfg/ been slowing down these days?

Is /pfg/ really kill?

>>51893619
I think it's that we got too used to shitposting, waifus, and shitposting about waifus. Now that the RotJR craze has calmed and there's been a half-dozen games trying to ride its coattails that ended up stillborn, people don't have as much to talk about.

>>51893619

It's Friday night, friend.

Also that pic is cute! CUTE! CUTE!

>>51893619
>>51893635
People are still waiting on a greentext that may never come, as well!

So many mistakes were made.

>>51893619
School semester. Wait for summer to roll around.

>>51893635
We don't even really have the problem of dueling /pfg/ threads anymore.

Knock on wood.

>>51893635
Need more shitposting material.

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>>51893659

>mfw we had an entire conversation about H-cup cow-girls that love to get knocked up and it wasn't lewd at all

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>>51893619
More mechanical talk, less waifu and bust/fetish chart posting.
Roll for 5

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>>51893645
>Knock on wood.

What did he mean by this?

>>51893683
It's an american(?) phrase meaning the continuation of good luck or occurrence.

Ex: I know it's going to rain but so far I haven't been caught out in it, knock on wood.

Usually followed by knocking on the nearest solid wood object that can take it with your knuckles, or failing that, the side of your head as a further joke about intelligence.

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Rolled 9, 3, 6, 6, 8, 3, 3, 10, 9, 1 = 58 (10d10)

>>51893682
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
alternating for chart and result

>>51893668
I didn't realize until this post how bizarre it was that people were discussing cow slave girls and it was all mechanical.

Rolled 8, 4, 8, 3, 2, 8, 3, 7, 5, 2 = 50 (10d10)

>>51893682
Rolling for my CE serial killer vigilante.

Rolled 7, 6, 1, 5, 3, 3, 5, 4, 1, 5 = 40 (10d10)

>>51893682

>>51893718
>Older Partners
>Delayed Orgasm
>Castration
>Masochism
>Genderbend
No sir I don't like it one bit

>>51893682
But isn't it better to think about your character and decide what their fetishes are? What's more appropriate for their mindset, or makes for funnier juxtaposition with their usual self?

>>51893707

You'd be surprised how disconnected people can become from the fetish aspect of a subject if they look at it from the right angle.

I've seen the strangest discussions go on around here about blatant sex stuff without a single power level getting revealed beyond an innuendo or someone delving *way* too much into their personal experience with the topic.

>>51893752
I would fully agree, but as seen right here in this thread, some people just cant resist rolling on a chart.

>>51893700
The 'touch wood' variant is also semi-common

>>51893700
>>51893775
Huh.. this makes me think it came about because wood will discharge static electricity without zapping you, so people started doing it out of a misguided correlation between good luck and getting zapped.

>>51893811
But then again, how's iron supposed to ward off the evil eye, logically? Doesn't gotta make sense.

>>51893838

For the same reason graveyards have cast iron fences.

It keeps the Fae out, and thus magic. Iron is a potent anti-magic substance.

>>51892466
>>51892415
>>51892399
Anyone?

>>51893879
Well more specifically anti-fae.

Iron is MAN's material. Gonna chop down a tree? Gonna build a bridge? Gonna decapitate a bear?

IRON.

>>51892068
Last I checked, a number of the things in the bundle aren't in the trove. Most of it seems to be mythic rules, so if you want to add more to make Mythic work, then it might be worth it.

For example, there's books in the bundle and not in the trove for making Rise of the Rune Lords a Mythic game.

What are some songs, books, plays, or other works of art that come up in your games, /pfg/?

>the Histories of Lord Avon, a Taldan playwrite
>the Tales of the Hopper Knight, a Minkaian chapbook series
>Good Queen Thrune, a bawdy Andoran drinking song that can get you beheaded for singing it in any Chelish territory

>>51893682
>not posting the expanded google doc

>>51894055

The Adventures of Florian the Fool, a famous Taldan play!

A tiefling sorcerer who uses Profession (Street Artist) to paint portraits of the party members during downtime.

Yes/No ?

>>51894130
Sure?

>>51894130
Why not Perform (Portraits) for CHA? I guess Street Artist lets you figure out where all the at risk teenagers hang out though.

Also yes.

Rolled 7, 1, 7, 10, 4, 5, 6, 9, 4, 3 = 56 (10d10)

>>51893682
Let's see what my bird is into.

>>51894130
Craft might be more fitting, but Yes.

Rolled 9, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 3, 7, 9, 2 = 61 (10d10)

>>51893682
Fuck it. Who's gonna know if I just reroll or don't use some?

>>51893732
Wow. That's... like 80% of my total turnoffs right there.

>>51894130
>>51894160
>>51894162
Isn't that Artistry?

>>51894161
>Possessiveness
>Lactation
>Anal
>Bondage
>Rough Sex

Pretty vanilla!

>>51894198

Nope, artistry is penning a song or writing a book.

>>51894172
So if I'm doing this right, with my alignment...
>spanking
>masturbation
>lactation, possibly pregnancy
>femdom
>oral

>>51894210

Well I mean, he's a bird. To them, every encounter is anal.

And I figure lactation is because it's exotic? Birds don't got nips.

>>51894198
It would be if there's Background Skills around, but I'm assuming there aren't.

Rolled 2, 2, 9, 10, 3, 6, 4, 8, 3, 7 = 54 (10d10)

>>51893706
NG half-elf

>>51894285
>Genderbend
>Pregnancy
>Enemas
>Body Hair
>Crossdressing

Well, it's certainly varied.

>>51894214
A little closer to vanilla than I'd expected, but...I'm okay with this.

So I'm making a mesmerist. For flavor/background purposes, I'm looking at the Vexing Duelist and Mindwyrm Mesmer archetypes. However, I'm not sure if taking either or both of these would be a good idea on my part.

For gameplay purposes, I guess it'd be decent at intimidating and screwing with enemies in melee range, but... I dunno.

Starfinder.

>>51892144
God damn anon. This is still one of my favorite anime of all time. I'd have to go through the books again to figure out which would fit Anubis but it's probably Cursed Razor maneuvers.

>>51891614
Cursed Razor could fit anon

>>51891614
This is unfortunate because I'm a huge fag for Samurai Troopers, but I don't really have much PoW experience. So I'm probably not the best choice to help with your Shuten problem, and dunno what would be best for replicating his Red Lightning Flash attack.

>>51891614
Now that I think about it. I'd match quite a few of the ronin to a discipline.

Ryo- Thrashing Dragon
Rowen- Solar Wind
Sage- Silver Crane
Kento- Golden Lion
Cye- Piercing Thunder

Is Sultana confirmed dead yet?

What is is the most bog standard straightforward pre-written module/campaign for Path?

I have been dming for a while now but I always run some fucked up mixture of systems/editions and I feel like I'm making way more work for myself. My party wiped lsat session so I feel like now is a good time to cut all the crap out and focus on just making a fun campaign with core and start working stuff in as I go. What would you recommend to a new dm as THE Pathfinder experience?

>>51894629
Probably either Rise of the Runelords or Giantslayer, I think. Those are at least the most bog-standard, straight D&D fantasy style APs, at least in the sense of fluff.

No journeys to far and exotic lands, no special gimmick fights against bizarre creature types, no gonzo pulp stories, no jaunts to Earth.

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There there been a /pfg/ Curse game yet? Because it really seems like there should've been one run and done already.

>>51894678
Maybe it's best not to. Too many thirsty nerds, too few waifus.

>>51894655
I've heard Rune Lords mentioned around a lot so I think that's what I'm looking for, thanks.

If anyone has any other suggestions I'm not completely against running something less standard but I just want to set off on a steady foot for once.

Has dragon game wrapped yet? I'm eager to see the logs of the latest installment. Or at least a greentext.

>>51894776
We're wrapping up right now.

It was mostly RPing with some plot development stuff.

>>51894678
I'd be for it, go ahead and make an LFG if you want.
Would you put your foot down and say no lewds, no gestalt, and no fucking broken blade?

>>51894776
That amulet in particular is worth mentioning.
Personally I believe it to have amazing scammer potential, but the important thing is everyone took a turn wearing it.

>>51894890
Regrettably anon I wasn't actually planning to run one or asking for someone else to. I was just looking at adventure paths and thought to myself, "Why wouldn't someone have run Curse already? It seems perfect for /pfg/."

>>51894937
Well, I guess that's technically an answer to my question at least.

>>51894890
>no lewds
Count me out.

>>51895086
>>no lewds
>Count me out.
Good.

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>>51893920
Ok

What spells, equipment etc, would be ideal to rescue fellow party members imprisoned in a dungeon?

>>51890425
I would, but I already have a fun dragon game to be playing in.

>>51893920
I like your dwarves, it's pretty original.

The goblinoid thing I've seen before, but is ok.

The trolls are too one dimensional. Nobody wants to go a ruined town or city and be 100% certain they will find a troll in the center of it, it's kind of dull.

>>51895362
Scry and teleport.
>Cast scry to figure out where they are
>Study their location closely
>Teleport to their location
>Teleport them out with as many trips as necessary

>>51891115
I am! The session I ran earlier was great. I might tell /pfg/ about it tomorrow, when I'm not so tired, but basically I took my heavily-combat optimized PCs who all have negative CHA and no social skills... and then forced them into social situations for them to bumble through.

>>51895417
>>51895362

Sorry, I forgot to mention. Where are lvl 2.

>>51895423
Okay then, charm person and disguise self. Lure out, interrogate, and impersonate one of the guards, then send one of your own in to bust out the other PCs and/or smuggle them weapons and armor to prepare for their escape.

>>51892415
This is pretty cool, considering stealing.

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Disappointing, but I guess these Anons will never get around to updating their sheets.

What would be the profession of someone who mixes assassination, bounty hunting, animal hunting and monster-hunting in the same package?

>>51895696
hi

>>51895725
Peeve Irwin: Dinoman Hunter

>>51895696
I mostly just didn't cause I figured my odds meant that I'd just be wasting my time.

Can you have as profession Assassin? How much does it pay?

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>>51895845
As much as Profession (dirt farmer) depending on your bonus.

Be sure to take the Brevoy Bandit trait!

http://archivesofnethys.com/TraitDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Brevoy%20Bandit
>[PFS Legal] Brevoy Bandit
>Source People of the River pg. 12 (Amazon)
>Category Region
>Requirement(s) Mivon
>You fled the persecution of Brevoy authorities and wound up in Mivon. Whether or not you are guilty of your alleged crimes, you seek to build a new life amid new neighbors. Choose one Profession skill and one ability score other than Wisdom. You add that ability score’s modifier in addition to your Wisdom modifier on checks with the chosen Profession skill.

Why is this the single best and worst trait in the system?

"Because I fled from my life of banditry, I can now apply my Strength modifier to my Profession (midwife) checks. A stuck baby is no match for my rippling muscles!"

"Because I fled from my life of banditry, I can now apply my Dexterity modifier to my Profession (barrister) checks. I literally dance around a subject!"

"Because I fled from my life of banditry, I can now apply my Charisma modifier to my Profession (gardener) checks. My plants literally love me!"

>>51895845
Nothing, because assassination is a crime, and crime doesn't pay

>>51895885
>Laughing billionaires

>>51895930
It was a joke, but as they also say, the little criminals we send to prison, the big criminals we elect to public office

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>>51895930
>Billionaires
>Plural
>Not hiring assassins to off the competition.

Oh silly goyim.

Which are the best paid and steady jobs for an adventurer besides adventuring?

Someone explain this to me like I'm a retard.
>V, M/DF
The DF entry is just for divine caster's right? Will Eschew materials on my sorcerer remove the requirement for this component or do I need to buy a component bag just to fulfill this requirement?

>>51895990
M/DF means material or divine focus. Divine focus is only for divine casters, so yes eschew materials will remove the requirement entirely as long as it doesn't have a gold cost greater then one.

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>>51895961

By RAW, spellcasting services and magic item creation can make a caster a huge profit.

>>51896016
So a wizard for example can prepare some still spells, cast beast shape or similar on himself, cast Silent tongues and be able to cast his the rest of his still spells as long has he has eschew materials?

>>51896023
Spellcasting yes, magic creation no unless you retire and run a full time shop.

Otherwise, game assumes you are pawning off your crafted items at hobo rates because you have no rep. You can still make a profit off said magic items but you need to take a shitty trait but even then adventuring is still a more profitable venue.

>>51896045
Then get a part time shop.

>>51896045
The big issue is also not necessarily one of rep, but of the fact that you're pawning stuff off second-hand. To people whose business relies on SELLING THINGS, not buying them.

Fuck man, you ever traded something in before? 50% would be a blessing from the gods of commerce.

>>51896061
Man, I wish I could open a comfy shop in a game someday and have it exist from the early levels up. The thing about leadership is that by the time you can take it, you are already at the level to immediately start a small trade empire with anything less being a fools errand.

>>51896028
As long as h his new form can make the gestures for the spells with somatic components yes.

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>>51896077
Pic very much related

>>51896115
Be an instructor wizard, and have your cohort man the shop in exchange for lessons.

>>51891419
Are you me?

>>51896317
We all are.

>One of us
>One of us
>One of us

>>51891894
Where is this pic from anon? Might make a cool Medium.

>>51896516

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

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Let's assume you have a 500 gp budget to buy adventuring gear. You already have your weapons/scrolls/wands/magical items/ essential class gear, so what additional gear do you purchase?

Also, have an inspiring picture.

>>51896783

Compass, a kit or three, a horse and associated gear, a tent with sleeping supplies.

>>51896783
Sleeves of many garments.

>>51896825
That shit been nerfed holmes.

So are there are weird rules with Gestalting with two spheres of power classes?
I get that Gestalting isn't exactly official, but I was wondering how anyone here would handle it, in particular, determining caster level if you have a full caster and a 3/4 progression caster on either side?

>>51896849
same as BaB, you take the highest

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Okay! Dragon Game Synopsis: World Domination Edition!

>So last game The Queen revealed that she wanted to take over the world.
>Varying degrees of want
>She goes on to explain why she wants to take over the world
>2 reasons, A) She needs the world's resources for a project of hers, and B) Because the world is awesome and she wants it to herself.
>The project? Increasing her power so she can kill Dahak, Draconic God of Evil and Destruction.
>She took the first step towards that plan in her youth when she absorbed, .00026% of Tiamat's Godly power, gaining the form and powers she's known for today, she was born a White Dragon.
>The party decides to wisely move past this because the exact process that The Queen was going into was rather complicated and full of holes and allegory. Instead they ask what's her plan for World domination.
>The Plan is ALL THE PLANS!!
>More specifically, she's saying no one method can control the world, so she's going to try all of them at the same time. Economics, Military strength, Good Will and Favors, Political marriages, and most importantly, being famous.
> People ain't gonna do shit for you, if they don't know who you are.
>The Queen decides on a target, TALDOR! It makes sense! its the greatest empire in the inner sea! And they have a princess from Taldor! A non landed Princess with little political power/know how, but hey she's there!!
>Wait, huh? What's a Cheliax? Probably not important.
>The Queen asks Princess Celisse, to give her a comprehensive list of the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes in Taldor's nobility, Then she starts asking Freyda and Zev if they've finally gotten boyfriends yet. They protest adorably.
>This devolves into a discussion if Taldor nobles would even WANT to have draconic wives, let along Freyda and Zev.

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>>51896849
There's room for different opinions, but I think the CL should be like BAB, but you get the talents of both classes. They'd also need to be using the same casting stat, I think.

You could also use the spherecasting rules where when multiclassing, you segregate both classes entirely. Not as fun, or in the spirit of Gestalt, I think.

>>51896783
Man, it's been years since I read that series.

Though even if minus has cheat powers, that asteroid would still probably ignite the atmosphere well before it got within bat range.

>>51896925
Yeah, I reread it recently and forgot how utterly disturbing it is. This is my favorite page, and while it really takes something away when you learn Minus is so overpowered, it still gives me chills.

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>The Queen, in no subtle terms, claims that The nobility would have to be brain dead to NOT want to take the two from behind in a manly fashion. Let alone Lameeka with "Pound for Pound, the biggest ass the queen has ever seen." Even Astarte with her wholly armor encased mystery and forbidden fruit appeal.
> Astarte protests because she's literally on fire all the time, The queen says it'll entice "The Adventurous". Astarte then starts looking up fire resistance magic.
>regardless the final plan to get Taldor under the queen's wing is to MAKE TALDOR GREAT AGAIN! Starting with TAKING BACK ABSALOM!
>The Party is released to do as they pleased until tomorrow. Specifically because The Queen's Paramour just arrived and they didn't want to see.
>Getting into the good bit, sorting through the loot of the last session!
>Ring of Minor Ghost Touch (Lets your hand touch ghosts) Amulet of Soul Mate Detection, Amulet of Heart's Desire, Immovable Amulet, Ring of Enlarge Dragon, and a collection of jewelry worth 6k gold.
>The important one is The Amulet of Heart's Desire, Which shows what the wearer's greatest want is. Naturally they pass it around to see what it shows.
>Atolm, the first who tries it on seems himself, Big as a large barn and surrounded by bitches! He's convinced it shows the future.
>Astarte's vision shows her puny human form exploding outwards and becoming a great and powerful dragon!
>Lameeka's is a bit more humbler, She's she's a bit older with a few assistants, but most importantly is being praised for her good work with headpats and gifts.
>Zev's has her secretly controlling a nation from behind the scenes and then retiring to her harem of nubile boys and girls.
>Celisse has her being a complete SLUT! CUDDLING IN PUBLIC with her bishonen husband in front of her twenty kids! They were even Holding hands!
>Freyda was just her having the time of her life, researching some old ruins and doing some earnest archeology.

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>>51897038
>headpats
>harems
>handholding

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Someone tell me why I should allow Path of War in my game?

>>51896905

Holy shit why didn't I join this game, I love the shift in emphasis and the whole "gonna get married" bit especially knowing the type of game this is.

>>51897092
It seems fine to me aside from Broken Blade

>>51897092
Gives martials something more to do than hitting things

>>51897092
It's more fun for people who are not playing casters in combat,and gives them access to tools they are expected to have without the caters hand holding.
I charge, and I full attack are boring as fuck when those are really your only options. Also needing to ask the wizard for a fly spell so you can fight the big flying monster that can bombard you with breath attacks or rays or fly by attacks is annoying.

Should someone who works as a court's assassin have ranks in knowledge (nobility)? Should it have it instead of survivial even if it is not in class?

>>51897092
It allows martials to have an interesting and in-depth system for combat based around resource management and action economy.

On the other hand, the numbers are overtuned. Boosts/Stances alongside full attacks exacerbate the problem a lot. Suggested houserule is that boosts and stances do not buff full attacks (but still work on standard action attacks).

>>51897119

Get a trait that gives you Knowledge (Nobility.) That trait alongside Local is absolutely paramount to being a good courtly assassin.

>>51897119
Depends, do they personally know about the nobles? Or are they given information and a target, then sent off.
Entirely depends on the way the character is portrayed.

>>51897107
Nope.

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>>51897038
The group exit, they're all very tired and could use rest before they decide to tackle the monumental task of how to get Taldor under their heel.
>Not before being accosted by some kobold children playing their sport Ulama, where you basically play basketball using only your hips to touch the ball, The ball goes flying into the party, where Lameeka's childhood surfaces and she hits it back with her own hips.
> This rockets the ball back into them, and knocks out two of them
>before she can stammer out appologies, the kids swarm her thinking she's some kind of sports god when she hasn't played in years and has gotten soft.
>The kids don't care and start begging her to play with them. She gets dragged off where she plays thirty games. Leaving her exhausted and with a sore ass.
>the party agrees to reconvene for breakfast at The Roost, a nice tavern.
>the party divvy's up the last of the loot when they find out that while it's busier than the lunch rush, there's no one else at the tavern.
>No one else besides a whale of a red dragon princess, that happens to be Freyda's sister, Leidra. Who when she's not be a fat disgusting glutton, is a SPY of all things.
>In exchange for a future payment in pie, she lets the party in on a little thing she learned while she was in Taldor. A Great Red Dragon died recently, and everyone's chomping at the bit to get some of his horde, but un some uncharacteristic INTELLIGENCE someone decided that this would crash the Taldor economy for years to come and put the Horde under the control of one Sir Johnathon Cross.
>Good Sir Cross has been instructed to make sure nothing leaves that horde until a fair and balanced method of distributing the wealth can be found. Sir Cross on the other hand has been passing out sums of the gold to political allies. A fact that Leidra the spy found out by sitting on a courier.

Armed with this knowledge the party is ready to MAKE TALDOR GREAT AGAIN!! By putting it under draconian rule!
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>>51897202

>Lameeka has a sore ass after a mere thirty rounds of getting it pounded

She's not fit for marriage, the Taldan men will ruin her!

So, besides diplomacy/bluff/intimidate penalties (easy to deal with traits), what other effects should an very or extremely low charisma?

>>51897038
To be a bit more specific, Atolm's giving a nod and a wink when saying "it shows the future". Way he sees it, you can market this thing as a divination tool and get those noble fops ever-so-malleable with it.

Well okay that and a minor amount of arrogance because hey, that vision is obviously not *WRONG*.

>>51897225
Nope.

>>51897231
>no Handle Animal
>no Perform
>no Use Magic Device

>>51889763
Can we please cut it out with the cringey anime magical realm pictures in pfgen? Its making us look like a big lot of weeby plebs who don't actually play games to play a normal fantasy roleplay, but just sit around making mary sues and erping.

>>51897244

I mean from the roleplaying perspective.

>>51897249
so, it reflects reality?

>>51897249
We've been trying to make 'em stop for dozens of threads now. They get off on people being angry. And also on shitty weeb bullshit, so they win either way.

>>51897261
I mean, for one, I prefer to play mostly core races, occasionally venturing into goblin or the genie races. I've never seen pathfinder as inherently weeby or magical realm, but pfgen is an absolute shitshow. Everyone I've actually played pathfinder with, irl or online, has basically played it the same way general fantasy is presented. We tend to stick to either the aesthetic that paizo puts forward, or we go lower fantasy and make it more lord of the rings-y.
Everyone here seems to only play catfolk and kitsune maid-sorceresses, whereas I'm over here playing Dwarven tomb-robbing rogues who are obsessed with gold, Human rangers who are an ace with a bow, but switch to sword combat when enemies close in, goblin arsonists, and Half elven Eldritch Knight smithes who are on a quest to make the perfect longsword. Idk where all this anime shit comes from.

>>51897202

DP1 is a spy... and she interrogates people by sitting on them...

I love you.

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>>51897288
>catfolk and kitsune maid-sorceresses

You got a problem with catfolk/kitsune maid-sorceresses?

>>51897099

I hope everyone loves it. I love it when people love my stuff.

>>51897300
I'm more concerned when it seems like that is what everyone here plays at all times. Its fine to play something like that once in a blue moon, but not everyone on the damn team can be a female tertiary race full caster, somebody has to be the burly half orc barbarian, or this shit gets dumb and boring.

>>51897288
I have played a catfolk in a game set in Osirion, whom was a local, as that is one of the regions they tend to live in.
I have played a sylph from the shackles area who migrated to varasia for a campaign.
If I can get a good idea for a weird race that fits in setting I use it, other then that it tends to be human. I don't find the other standard races interesting, I like to be something rare that has to deal with some prejudices, or a human that can fit in about anywhere and in a world with things far beyond them but still doing the best with what they can.
But the biggest thing for me when playing a weird race is making it fit in setting.

>>51897317

There does need to be at least one straight man or at the very least Core man.

Despite the memery, the only races in the /pfg/ games that seem to dominate are Humans and Tieflings.

>>51897225

Anon, Lameeka's hips and ass are classified as Natural weapons. (Literally, Shorttail Kobolds replace tail slap with hipchecks for Tail Terror) She'll be fine.

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>>51897099
I know, right? To think I wasted my app with a shit post.

>>51897329
See, I feel like in general, the strange subraces don't really feel that prejudice anyways, and wind up just being a special snowflake tool to be different. The subraces are also typically so specific in their designated personalities that people have a tough time being anything other than "obvious stereotype of this race" or "obvious complete opposite of the stereotype of this race" which I can't stand. I also think the genie races are kinda pointless, and if you want to be an elemental human, you should either be a sorc or take eldritch heritage. Again, if done right, one or two weird race can be fine for a party, but when the kitsune basically becomes the standard race for a playgroup, theres a problem.
>>51897337
I'd say that most of the party should be core, unless someone has a decent idea regarding a tertiary race. Its fine for someone to be a goblin, or an orc, or a catfolk, but there shouldn't be half or more of the party. Also I dislike tieflings because so many people play them poorly. 90% of tiefling players play the "I might be descended from demons, but im actually totally good and not evil, in fact im a paladin" type. Not saying you have to be evil as a tiefling, but there should be some moral struggle, even just due to the fact that they are typically confined to slums and grow up being hated, they likely tend to grow up sort of detached and numb to people, and would probably be neutral at best, probably being rather stoic.

>Spent about a week making a well thought-out character that fits into Golarion well
>A traveling cleric focused on helping the weak and poor with donations, holding festivities, healing etc.
>Within 5 minutes of the campaign starting we're transported to a demiplane and can't leave
>No one in the demiplane recognizes my character or even his god(of course)
>No one in the demiplane is a real person to begin with
>It's basically Dark Souls in that it sucks and everyone will betray you (also full of undead)
>Roleplay interactions are only within the group
>The group is a bunch of bland murderhobos that don't want to RP among themselves
>All I did for the entire session is try to RP, get shot down, then channel energy
haha that'll teach me to care
haha

>>51897376
Get a better group.
No game is better then bad game and that game sounds like pure unfiltered shit.

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I've been wanting to play a Gingerbread Sphere Witch for a long time now, and it seems I'll finally get to do it!

The downside is that the GM decided that we should all make our characters separately without giving away details to the other players, so I have no idea what the party makeup will be. I trust the GM and two of the other players to not fuck everything up though, so I'll still keep my hopes up.

Wish me luck, /pfg/.

>>51897376
GMs definitely need to be clear about the type of campaign they are running prior to people making their characters. I get that he was probably going for a surprise thing so you wouldn't be super aimed towards the campaign, but still.

>>51897374
>% of tiefling players play the "I might be descended from demons, but im actually totally good and not evil, in fact im a paladin" type.
Most the teiflings I have played are the kind that try to keep their heritage a secret and just blend in with normal people.
I feel that is the best way to play them unless they are raised by a church or heavily indoctrinated in some other way.
But I tend to play most native outsiders like humans, as the outsider blood tends to skip generations, and they would be raised by their parents race which for me is usually human.

>>51897403
>the GM decided that we should all make our characters separately without giving away details to the other players
what the hell?

>>51897312

I hope you're going to do a round 2 of applications!

Would a king or a noble bring a tiefling to a court to inspire fear on his enemies?

>>51893920

I love the troll idea.

>>51897452

i am but one man.

>>51897426
that also makes sense as to how to play them, yeah. I currently have a changeling sorceress with fey bloodline (we used the lore of changelings being fey/humans that are left as orphans for humans to raise) and she only became aware of being a changeling shortly before the campaign began, but it didnt really change anything about her. She hasn't told anyone about it, because she really doesn't care. However, low key behind her normally whimsical and spontaneous self, she has become quite melancholy lately, as she is in a bit of an identity crisis. She realized that this is likely the reason that most people have always perceived her mannerisms as strange and is why she has difficulty building relationships with other people. Her foreign personality and mind makes it difficult to sympathize with others, though she may be good at heart.

>>51897438
He keeps us in the dark about each other's characters until the first session. He says it makes the first character interactions more organic.

What are the consequences of playing a character "outsider (native)" like tieflings and aasimars?

>>51897489
Mechanicly or socially?

>>51897465

You're a man with a thing we want - nay, a thing we need!

>>51897465
I am glad your game is going well, I did not apply because I assumed it would be a shit show based on the premise, pleasantly surprised to see I was wrong.

>>51897505

Mechanically, primarily. But, If there's something else besides being outcast, go ahead.

>>51897523

That's something of a theme for me, I like taking dumb things and trying to make them fun.