What's his alignment?

>>51885857
Lawful Neutral.

>>51885857
The only True Neutral in existence.

>>51885857
Propane

>>51885857
Propane

>>51885857
lawful good?

>>51885857
He genuinely believes everything he does is the right thing, and follows the law as well as a personal code of honor to the letter. He's a textbook lawful good.

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Hank is definitely Lawful Good.

If you disagree, you're a retard.

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>>51885857
Lawful Good

>>51885857
Lawful Good. He's the definition of a honest man, who knows what's right.

>>51885954
This. It's also what the character himself would pick

Peggy is chaotic neutral, same with Dale

>>51885857
Lawful Propane.

>>51885926
>>51885987
>>51885994
>>51885997
This

He's the paladin of propane.

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>>51885857
Lawful Propane and Propane Accessories.

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Tellyawhatteegeehowaboutyagimmethedangolddangoldstatsnnothingboutnodangolddangoldrangerskeepthatonthedownlow

>>51886028
Enemy to the heretical worshippers of Charcoal and Butane I'll tell you hwat.

>>51885857
Lawful Propane.

>>51886667
>he didn't see the episode where Hank fell to charcoal

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>>51886028
... and propane accessories.

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I KNEW THIS IMAGE WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY!

>>51886005
I would put Dale under chaotic good. He's fucking insane but is very unwaveringly loving and caring man.

>>51887031
Hank didn't. That was just Peggy and Bobby

>>51888053
I could have sworn it ended with Hank surreptitiously eating a charburger.

>>51886057
>eehowaboutyagimmethedangolddangoldstatsnn
Underratedpostman

>>51885857
The amount of fanfictions King of the Hill has spawned still surprises me..

He was a propane paladin, but he lost his Lawful Good alignment when he smoked that marijuana cigarette by mistake. So now he is Neutral Good, fallen propane paladin.

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>>51887136
>The day that image you have squirreled away becomes valuable
I envy you, anon.

>>51885898
>>51885899
Lawful propane

>>51887136
>the runes don't say propane
Shame.

>>51885882

/thread

>>51885857
The only alignment that fits is Propane Good!

>>51885857
We don't do alignments, but I can tell you his Stand is 「Propane Nightmares」

>>51885857
That right there is THE Paladin. Of Propane. And Propane accessories.

>>51885857
Texas Good

>>51892201
> Paladin falling from accidental things

Except that's wrong. A paladin tricked by a demon does not fall, they only fall if they are not willing to make amends for their mistake and utterly annihilate what ever tricked them.

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What's her alignment?

>>51898475
Stupid Good.

>>51898475
>>51898531


The worst kind of Neutral Evil. Possibly Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Evil, depending on the episode in question.

Peggy Hill is legitimately an awful person. She's selfish, dishonest, willingly ignorant, stubborn, and does things on a whim without thinking them through.

She has a few moments of clarity and loyalty, but usually only after she lets her hubris get in her own and everyone else's way, and cause problems that Hank has to solve.

>>51898629
Also she murdered a man and got away with it.

>>51885857
What's Bobby's Alignment?

>>51898880
Neutral/Ignorant child

>>51898629
You forgot narcissistic and delusional, too.

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Chaotic Evil.

>>51885857
Boring, obscure literallywho that no one outside of the US cares about.

LE PORPANE

>>51885857
Generic Simpsons Clone 5 or was it 6?

>>51899788
>>51899800

Chill out, anon.

>>51899788
>obscure
you must be 18 to post on this website

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>>51899788
Pretty sure it was shown all across West-Europe. Americans don't produce a lot of smart animation, but when they do, it is typically shown across most of West-Europe.

Anyone remember this?

>>51899788
I care bro. Plus he was on public broadcast, while the Simpsons was on a commercial channel. In the late 90's some kids could watch KOTH but not the Simpsons in my non-country

>>51898660
Wasn't that Luanne?

>>51898475
Chaotic retarded

>>51898475
She's chaotic. She's also not a good person but always has her moments of clarity eventually. So shes chaotic Neutral with evil tendencies

>>51898880
I'd say Bobby is chaotic good. He is the reincarnation of a Buddhist Lama after all.

>>51898629
>Peggy Hill is legitimately an awful person.

Agreed. She's complete and utter shit. She's a fictional character, yet she's written so true to life that you hate her almost as if she were real. Cotton's only redeeming quality was that he loathed Peggy.

As great as the show was, it would have been even better if they'd killed her off after the failed parachute jump.

Just imagine what they could have done with Hank dating again...

>>51903981
You meant to say Chaotic Evil with Neutral tendencies, right?

>>51885857
Lawful Good, no question. Principled and fundamentally good-natured despite tension with Chaotic retards in his life.

>>51900800
First time I heard the voice of Jon Benjamin. Good times.

>>51885857
Lawful Autistic

>>51904228
I was okay with her not dying exclusively because I didn't want an episode where Hank was pressured into trying to find new love. He was a wreck even when he dreamed about Nancy but even in his wildest fantasies, it was more about selling propane for different uses. I think one of the funny things about the show was how he didn't really have anything that made him attracted to Peggy and was often more loving and thoughtful towards his dog. Hank really just wanted a housewife that was there for him but Peggy's arrogance and independence left them constantly at ends though his inability to comprehend not loving her made it so that he consistently would do anything for her without getting angry or fed up save a few times. I think the very idea of remarrying goes against his character.

>>51885994
>redneck
Anyone else feel like they specifically introduced Lucky to teach Northerners and cityfolk the difference between Southerners and Rednecks?

>>51892201
Thatherton and ol' Buck Strickland are fallen propane paladins; Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral, respectfully.

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>>51904193
when did that happen?

>>51905118
it's in the episode "Won't You Pimal Neighbour?" season 4 episode 18

>>51901421
http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Trip_Larsen

>>51888330
He did eat a Char Burger, but didn't realize it was.

>Peggy and Bobby run out of Propane
>Use charcoal
>Hank comes back and uses BBQ
>Says burgers taste better than ever because he was away from propane made food
>unknowingly the taste of the charcoal is still there

Too bad Hank never learned the truest beauty for cooking meat in this world.
Cast Iron Pan.

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>>51899788
>>51899800
Kill yourself, non-American trash.

>>51904802
>I think one of the funny things about the show was how he didn't really have anything that made him attracted to Peggy and was often more loving and thoughtful towards his dog.

This is why we need feminism.

>>51904873
Kind of.

As a southerner, I can verify that a lot of what Lucky does reminds me of my hick of an uncle (by marriage, thank god), but unlike my uncle, Lucky has his moments of being a good guy.

>>51904228
Remember how there was that episode where she purposely taught Lucky bullshit so he wouldn't get his GED so he couldn't marry Louanne, who he'd knocked up?

>>51909155
That's because all white trash are rednecks, but not all rednecks are white trash.

>>51909174
>tfw Lucky is stated to be in his mid-late 30s, which is Hank and Peggy's age at the beginning of the series

>>51909185
I also forgot to mention that literally ONLY she wasn't okay with the whole thing. Well, Lucky was only okay with it if he got his GED, which, thanks to peggy, he didn't. The shotgun wedding scene was funny though

>>51892201
Paladins don't fall for making mistakes. If that were the case nobody would be a paladin for very long. They only fall when they CHOOSE to forsake their code and their oaths. When a paladin makes a mistake, or tries his best to live up to his code but ultimately fails, he only has to atone.

>>51909185
>my uncle's white trash
Fair enough, sir, fair enough. Lucky at least took responsibility and tried to be a good dad and husband in his own bumbling ways...

>>51909196
Jesus, I hated Peggy before this fucking thread, but you guys just keep adding more and more reason to fucking despise her guts. Cotton Hill has somehow become my second least favorite character, what sort of world is this?

>>51909231
She's human trash. Cotton was at least old and a veteran which kinda excused his dickishness, but peggy deserved every bit of shit that came her way

>>51909243
>letting age and veteran-status excuse dickery

I mean, sure, I can kind of see where you're coming from, but it still feels wrong to get him a pass for it. Then again, at least he had a reason, if bigoted/misguided, to do some of the shit he did.

Unlike him, Peggy got everything she deserved, just as you said.

>>51909265
I never said it excused all of it, just that it was more understandable why he'd be the way he was.

>>51885857
Lawful/Neutral Good. He's a simple, honest, hardworking man who loves his family and his country. While he feels increasingly alienated by the changes in the world around him, he makes a titanic effort to come to terms with them and understand others' points of view.

>>51909243
I don't know, Cotton redeemed himself in my eyes in both the Japan episode and the episode with the 'nam vets.

He was still an asshole though.

>>51904802
Hank said it himself when Peggy was worried that he was being unfaithful.

"You know I don't like pretty women."

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>>51895807
>Propane Good

>>51908379
>Cast Iron Pan.
My kushite brother!

>>51909231
>Cotton Hill has somehow become my second least favorite character, what sort of world is this?

As I alluded to earlier, Cotton has only two redeeming qualities: His love of G.H. and his utter hatred of Peggy.

Peggy was a monster. Not some exaggerated stereotype "teh evul" monster, but an entirely realistic monster. The fact that she and her behavior were realistic made Peggy that much worse.

I still think they would have done very well to kill Peggy in the parachute episode. Not so Hank could remarry, but so we'd see Hank being targeted by and having to deal with predatory MILFs and divorcees.

Hank, however reluctantly, being part of the "Our Time" scene would have been comedy gold.

>>51899788
Fuck off, It was shown tin the UK and in much of Europe, guess you just don't appreciate good things anon.

>>51909117
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

>>51912501
Don't reply to trolls, dummy.

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What's her alignment?

>>51912598
Oh man, how else am I gonna get rid of all these unwanted goats?

>>51912921
Put them in the goat tower.

Alt-right

>>51913114
But my Spanish neighbours borrowed it to teach their donkeys how to fly.

>>51885857
Chaotic Evil.

Lets take a look at his rap sheet
>Blows up the Mega lo mart, killing buckley
>Murders debby in cold blood after she threatens to tell Peggy about their affair
>Blows up dozens of SUVs because he didn't know sticker price
>Floods hundreds of homes in arlen after comandeering a dam
>Burns down a fire house
>illegally immigrates from mexico
>Falsifies documents stating hes a woman
>Brings weapons into a school and teaches children how to use them

And on and on. Hank hill was pure evil.

I need to actually watch this show.

>>51885994
I haven't really watched King of the Hill but doesn't Hank just work as a salesman which makes him more of a white collar worker.

>>51909636

Cotton is the kind of character who's a total dick but at the same time you kind of understand and empathize with him.

At the end of the day, he /is/ a war hero who suffered a serious maiming while fighting in some of World War II's most brutal engagements. Before that, he had to grow up in the Depression. He's a survivor in every sense of the word, and it's obvious he'd have little patience for any kind of sissy-talk behavior.

Now this doesn't excuse his blatant racism and borderline abusive parenting, but at the very least you understand why he's so rough around the edges. And for all his faults, when the chips were really down he always revealed he had at least some heart.

>>51913750
That's why it says "just above blue-collar." Although the implication that white-collar workers are simply better than blue-collar workers is kinda rude.

>>51886057
This is written and I still can't parse it.

>>51913822
>you kind of understand and empathize with him.
That's the thing about King of the Hill, all of the characters, sans sometimes Dale, are people that are realistic. They have flaws, but their values show through during times when they come against a moral quandary. Except Peggy. She's pretty amoral.

>>51914020
Tell ya what teegee how about ya gimme the dangolddangold stats nnothing bout no dangolddangold rangers keep that on the down low

>>51912921
Trolls don't work for that.

>>51913822
>borderline abusive parenting

It's flat out child abuse. Hank was lucky he didn't grow up to have pretty severe dependency, trust, and self-esteem issues.

>>51914306

Hank was lucky he didn't grow up to be Bill.

Hank's choice of and loyalty to a woman as defective and horrid as Peggy has a lot to do with his childhood.

>>51914053

> Except Peggy. She's pretty amoral.

Peggy gets a bad rap and for the most part it's justified but she wasn't a total monster. She obviously loved her son and even though she was a less strict parent she didn't coddle him either. Remember the episode where Bobby turned to Bill when he broke up with Connie and Peggy immediately saw how bad that was gonna turn out?

>>51914306
Hank took a lot of Cotton's "lessons" to heart though and managed to grow up pretty tough. Shitty parenting overall, but the end result was a functional and thoroughly decent human being. Another testament to the show's complexity I guess.

>>51914484
>She obviously loved her son

Not quite. Peggy loved the fact she had a son. She loved what Bobby represented - he was proof she was a woman someone desired enough to knock up. She didn't love Bobby as an actual person. She loved what his existence reflected on her. Which leads me to...

>>Remember the episode where Bobby turned to Bill when he broke up with Connie and Peggy immediately saw how bad that was gonna turn out?

She didn't do that for Bobby's sake. She did it because she didn't want something she produced, Bobby, turning into something she loathed, Bill. If that happened, it would reflect poorly on her.

In Peggy's mind, Bobby was a yardstick Peggy used to measure herself against other women and other parents. Bobby was not a human in and of himself.

Peggy is evil because she's *this* close to being a complete solipsist. Remember, she was nearly jailed in Mexico for kidnapping because she couldn't even admit to herself that she can't speak Spanish. Her delusion is so strong that Hank and her lawyer had to trick her into revealing her incompetence to the judge.

>>51885857
Totally Lawful Fucking Good

>>51913701
Arconai has a 24/7 stream of it

>>51912633
The stupid variety of true neutral

>>51908379
>not 17 hour wood-smoked.
It's like you've never even known what good cooking is.

>>51898880
Stupid stupid

>>51898880
Definitely chaotic good imo
He's wacky and he genuinely cares about people

>>51898475
My gut says chaotic neutral, but I can't tell if I'm being fazed by the boring = morally neutral effect. I don't think she's completely evil because she doesn't revel in hurting people, her chaotic tendencies just cause her to.

Beyond Morality: Boomhauer

LG: Hank
NG: Bill, Bobby, Connie, Luanne, Lucky
CG: Joseph, Dale
LN: Khan, Cotton, Buck
TN: Nancy, Minh
CN: Chuck Mangione
LE: Thatherton
NE: Peggy, John Redcorn

>>51912439
>As I alluded to earlier, Cotton has only two redeeming qualities: His love of G.H. and his utter hatred of Peggy.
Cotton also genuinely adored Bobby, too. But yeah, that's where it stops.

>>51914636
Dude, Peggy's a bitch, but she's not a sociopath. She DID care about Bobby, she just had the occasional episode where she snapped.

>>51917602
I feel like Nancy could fall into the Neutral Evil alignment, considering that one episode that shows she has the capacity to be aggressively ambitious, but is only curbed due to Dale being exhausting to be around.

>>51918887
plus, you know, the whole having your husband raise your lover's child thing.

>>51917602

I feel like Buck is more CN than anything else.

>>51918841
This. Peggy did get competitive and project-y with Bobby but I never once believed she didn't sincerely love him. She's self-centered and stubborn, not a fucking supervillain.

If she really only cared about using Bobby as a "yardstick", then she wouldn't have told Hank to lighten up towards him so often.

>>51918970
>If she really only cared about using Bobby as a "yardstick", then she wouldn't have told Hank to lighten up towards him so often.

She told Hank that so she'd look like the better parent and not because it made Bobby's life better.

She isn't a supervillain. She isn't plotting how to screw everyone over. What she is is worse than that.

She's a solipsist: She has an "extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption." She acts and behaves as if only she exists. She has no empathy, no awareness that other people are even people unless she's shocked into doing so.

Even a supervillain knows they're hurting people. Hurting people is why they do what they do. Solipsists don't even acknowledge that other people exist.

>>51919200
You are projecting anon.

>>51900834
>Simpsons not public
Did you live in hell?

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King of the Hill was amazing as a kid growing up in Texas because I knew that if I walked out around town it would be the exact same, just in non-cartoon vision.

I could never understand why they'd make a show about normal people living relatively normal lives.

>>51919389

Mike Judge has this amazing talent for recognizing the natural absurdity in the real world. That's why KotH was so funny despite being so mundane.

As cartoonish as Beavis and Butthead were, they behaved almost exactly like the kinds of people Judge knew would watch the show.

>>51919423
Mike judge is a god

>>51913822
>Blatant racism

Cotton was many things, but he wasn't a racist. He correctly identified Khan as laotian and not japanese, and he was respectful to Gary even though he was jewish and banging hanks mom.

>>51899788
>he didn't watch the GOAT adult cartoon

>>51917167
Oh, thank God.

I've been watching KotH on Skettifactory since Instasync was a thing. Bless you for introducing me to a 24/7 KotH stream without nearly every video being followed by anti-Semetism and /pol/'s favorite videos.

>>51919423
This. The humor from both series stems directly from "Oh god, I know this person" or "Oh god, I AM this person"

>>51918841
She's completely fine with manipulating others. Remember that she knows about Nancy's affair, but chooses not to tell Dale for Nancy's sake, not Dale's.

Hell, I'd say the only thing that keeps Peggy from full-on CE is that she tends to follow the law... And even that is suspect since she abducted a child from Mexico, then tried to cover it up.

>>51914109
You only tell me this AFTER I built all those bridges for the trolls to live under? I'm already overrun with goats and now I'm gonna be overrun with trolls too. This just gets worse and worse.

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>>51920379
>"Oh god, I AM this person"

>mfw realizing that I'm Hank Hill

>>51898475
Evil. As far as chaotic or lawful, it's impossible to say. Even the most evil of people realize what they are doing. Peggy doesn't. He is so self absorbed in her own little world that things just.... CANT be anything BUT how she imagines it. She cant admit that she is ever wrong because, in her mind, she never is.

She sees herself as the second-coming of Christ. In reality, she is a vain, selfish, loathsome person.

>>51917602
I don't know man, John Redcorn was kind of a dick for boning another man's wife, but i don't think that quite makes him evil. Other than that he always seemed pretty chill and a good guy

>>51921895

Exactly. See >>51919200

>>51885857
Loyal Good with some Neutral Good tendencies.
He's obviously a traditonnalist but not really a paladin type as he overall cares more about being good than traditionnal and his aversion towards new things is more justified by him being someone simple with some difficulty to adapt to changement or differences.
In D&D, he would probably rather end up in Bytopia after death than in Mount Celestia.

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>>51898475
>Texan Mother
>Literally an alignment all to themselves
>Have Texan mother in law
>Says shit like "The truck is really sick." when it needs something fixed.

>>51920775
She chose not to tell Dale because he was being an actual father to Joseph, not because of Nancy's sake.

>>51920129
He even managed to restrain himself in front of the Japanese emperor and claim his long lost love-child at the same time.

This thread has made me realize how fucking awful Peggy is and how not too bad Cotton is.

It's been an odd day.

>>51928447
I've come to find that tg is at it's best when not talking about traditional games.

>>51919733
>>51920379
>>51921575

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBA53BCh8XM