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>>51886158
What the FUCK

>>51886158

/k/ reporting. This doesn't hurt, unless you count my sides.

One time I saw an image of someone hanging up a bunch of Nazi posters, and later I thought about how I should have saved it and renamed it "/pol/tard tries to post in a filename thread on /tg/"

But then I saw the Donald Duck Hitler in armor gif and figured that was better than anything I could have done.

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>>51885648
I don't know why she is so fucking adorable.

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>>51886400
It's the earnestness and naivete that makes her adorable. She's really pumped about the most trivial of things and that makes her cute.

>>51886425
>germany
why i am not suprised

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>>51886631

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>>51886196
How about this?

>>51886425
WTF I love France now.

Pretty shocked how many there are per capita in Scotland though.

>>51886425
We nuked the wrong country.

>>51886631
I don't get it.

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>>51886196
Or this.

>>51886690
>>51886748

Retards getting what they deserve.

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>>51886769
The´n what about THIS!

>>51886784

Japs being japs. Can't expect them to get guns right, with how (for all practical purposes) none of them can have any.

>>51886740
something about a you need a dc 80 Escape artist check to get into a impossibly small space, like up someone's ass.

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>>51886815

Then what about this abomination, Just feast your gaze on the melted on dildo grip.

>>51886877

Seen worse. Far worse. That gun isn't beyond saving.

>>51886734

Believe me, if they'd been able to finish the Project sooner, Germany would have been nuked more than twice.

A large number of the Manhattan Project scientists were refugees from the Nazis and they only started having second thoughts about using the damn things until AFTER Germany surrendered.

Germany surrendered May 8th, Trinity went off July16th, and Hiroshima got it August 6th. Germany lucked out by about 3 months.

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>>51886899
Curse you I have been foiled. I hope this tribute buys my freedom.

>>51886941

Nevah been dun b4.

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>>51886917
Germans are pretty goddamned special.

>>51886740
Google it

>>51886815
Ackshually. That's from a Korean manwha. Not some Jap manga.
It's a joke and as soon as he tries to fire the gun it deflates like a balloon.

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>>51886997
Just like with fighting the Soviets, Finns do it better.

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Is anyone reviving these messages?

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>>51887288

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>>51886158
What a clusterfuck

>>51886158
The only part that really hurts is using a shitty plastic MBUS and no optic.

>>51886425
Almost tempted to go on there and see if there's a marker on Pyongyang.

>>51886425
No wonder all the goat and camel fuckers are flocking into Germany...

>>51885648
Shadow is the fucking worst, he really could just be some edgy teenagers first OC

>>51887806
What game is this? It looks fun.

>>51887911
It looks like the ps3 li2 sturmovick

>>51886158
>average day with an L85

>>51887949
Elle was born loose like this.
Galil got there through vigorous stretching.

>>51885648
Thank God my first character didnt end up that way.

I did a basic Human Fighter character that was part of the town guard who was thrusted into adventure.

It was a bland backstory but I am glad it wasn't a trainwreck.

>>51887778
KEEK

>>51887911
Probably Warthunder.

>>51888807

Not possible, because it involves a russian plane taking damage.

>>51888880
Holy shit that's fantastic.

>>51886158
What is even going on here

>>51887338
>There will never be a season 2

>>51886410
It's funny, but if you have no cards you lose right?

>>51889299
It's not about winning. It's about sending a message.

>>51886425
This is what happens when you run out of Jews.

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>>51886158
no, THIS is how you hurt /k/

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>>51890188
Nothing will hurt /k/ quite like this, tho.

>>51886410
Don't you still have the Tormond's Crypt in your graveyard tho?

>>51890188

That's a Michell's Mauser, so it's not an original. Fucking worthless.

>>51890287

That -breaks- /k/, it doesn't hurt them. It's /k/'s equivalent of 'THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE'.

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>>51890188
>>51890287
We've already been over those though. In detail.

>>51890313

You sacrifice it as part of it's activation cost so it will already be in your graveyard by the time the effect resolves.

>>51886241
>baiting for /pol/
It's like you want these threads to derail.

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>>51890188
If anyone doesn't know, that is a 98k Mauser actually used in combat that some faggot doled up in pony regalia. The pony stuff isn't necessarily the issue, because everyone can laugh at the guy who has his entire AR, case, and Pistol doled up in anime waifus and shit, but the history being violated.

However, it's less infuriating, because someone bought it, cleaned it, and restored that particular gun.

>>51886716
Look, with all those sheep it was only a matter of time before we started identifying with them.

>>51890370
So it's a drum fed shotgun, but with a pump action, and the front just looks like an ak47 barrel for some reason. That's pretty retarded. My knowledge of guns isn't the best though, what else did I miss?

>>51890370
Not a /k/ommando, so how can you tell?

>>51887271
Not to be a pedant, but those look more like Mormons than j wit, and it would make a while hell of a lot more sense

>>51890513

I don't know either, it was something I read in one of the threads someone posted that thing to try and trigger /k/ommandos.

>>51890511

It's more with the problem that the ejection port is all the way in the back of the gun, while the magazine is so far up front. There's no way the damn thing would function.

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>>51888880
Underrated post.

>>51890511
>drum fed
Yes.
>Pump action
No.
>AK47 barrel
What are you even on about

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>>51890723
I dunno, I was just trying to think of all the reasons it would be completely retarded, hence having a drum magazine and being pump action at the same time, and the front of the barrel reminded me of an ak. Like I said, I know guns go bang and that's about it.

>>51890534
Yeah, they're Mormons, someone said the same thing in a previous thread.

>>51890534
Everyone knows that Mormons love basketball.

>>51886877
To be honest, it looks like something /k/ did in the first place.

>>51887806
Oh man, I remember iL2, awesome game

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>>51890287
The "best" explanation.

>>51886158
Not even a /k/ommando but their fucking hurts to look at.

>>51891519
Still doesn't work.

>>51891623
I said best, not working.

>>51891206
Exactly. There's a reason Utah's only pro sports team is the jazz. Which is weird, because they really hated black people for a while

>>51891681
>Utah's only pro sports team is the jazz
Well technically there are more, such as Real Salt Lake, a professional soccer team. But nothing on the same scale as the Jazz with the NBA.

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>>51891869
I might have no taste but this looks cool. Lower the mag and this might even work.

>>51887848

>this is the part of the job i love!
>danse hated that

>>51891956
That explains his twist though

>>51891519


uhh, want any toast with that jam, or are you just going to hork it down like a dog?

>>51892028
Something-something radiation, something-something I didn't say it would work.

>>51891179
Fetish acquired.

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>>51892087

Thats fair. You did the best you could in impossible conditions. We salute you, good sir.

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>>51892193
I've always loved the idea that reflections/shadows show you a monster's true form.

speaking of which, what should I call this one?

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>>51885648
where is her skirt

>>51892484
Please don't bully people who only own one piece of clothing.

>>51886688
Okay, that's actually pretty funny.

>>51885708
Harsh truth.

>>51892369
I can't fucking stand transhumanists, but I love Eclipse Phase. That game is just a fucking gem.

>>51892579
To be fair, it has numerous flaws. But if you have the right group, it is a fucking gem.

>>51892610
Same with pretty much any system. Including pathfinder/D&D

>>51892603
That's some next level nightmare shit.

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>>51892579

What's wrong with transhumanists, or is it just singularityfags you don't like?

>>51892610
I have the misfortune of being raised on 3.5, so I can't help but feel naturally attracted to shitty game systems. I think I'm one of the few people who actually LIKES Shadowrun's mechanics.

>>51892660
I don't like any of the anarcho-XYZ fags, and the transhumanists are the most pretentious of the lot.

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>>51892698
>. I think I'm one of the few people who actually LIKES Shadowrun's mechanics.

but i like shadowrun

>>51892698
My condolescences. I had the misfortune of being raised on Pathfinder AND with a really shit group. The sole problem of EP is a lack of consistency and strong design philosophy, it's just a mish-mash of themes and ideas. Just like 3.pf.

Also, transhumanism doesn't have much to do with anarcho-XYZ AFAIK.

>>51892603
>that pic
I am scared, laughing, and erect, all at the same time. But mostly scared.
Holy shit.

>>51892784
It's literally called anarcho-transhumanism, my dude.

>>51892825
Well, I didn't see "anarcho-" in earlier mentions of transhumanism. Anarchists are the worst, yeah. I prefer democratic transhumanism, myself.

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>>51886784

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>>51892603

>>51892858
Honestly, there are so many fucking weird permutations of (and in) transhumanism, it's actually made it easier for me to run Changeling the Lost more than it has Eclipse Phase.
Whenever I need to depict the True Fae in Changeling, I just make them look like transhumanists: shifting effortlessly from empty-headed decadent couch-potato, to over-sexualized sacharine-sweet child, to rabid enraged killing-machine without moral qualms. It works surprisingly well.

>>51892818
>Scottsdale Rapes
A sneak attack from behind, attempting to sever the spinal chord before the victim even knows what happened
>Missing Kid
A lightning-fast thrust to the enemy's groin, critically damaging the genitals if successful.
>Suspect Confession
A lethal attack to a vital organ that only deals the attack's damage if the enemy lies or refuses to answer the next question asked to them.
>Teachers Arrested
Pinpoints the weakest parts of the enemy's defenses and breaks through to deal a crippling attack to a limb.
>Perfect Storm
Massive AoE that hits multiple times on all enemies and causes bleed damage. User is paralyzed next turn.

>>51892271
>Incomplete_Polymorph.jpg

>>51892928
Well, that's sorta the point. What EP gets right is with technology and the lack of resource deficit it's possible to try and actually establish whatever retarded system you come up with. What it doesn't is that it won't necessarily work for long.

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>>51885648
you are like baby

watch this

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>>51892902

>>51890534
What's the distinction??

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>>51886688

>>51893029
Aren't mormons these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY

>>51893029
You mean as far as the religions go or how they're identified as Mormons? JWs usually go out door to door in full suits. Mormons usually wear the short-sleeve white shirts with the little nametags.

>>51893014
Besides the poor spelling and vocabulary, that actually looks like a pretty decent character.

>>51893082
It needs context. Out of context, it looks like yet another edgelord that no sane GM would allow.

If we drop the 1000 years, and personality shifts, and replace immortality with biological immortality, it would look like yet another bad guy henchman, and a decent one. But it would still need a decent player to pull off.

>>51893130
Out of context, it just sounds like a vampire done right. Nothing wrong with that.

>>51893179
and there go my sides

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>>51893179

>>51892902
Man, this reminds me of when /k/ evaluated Ebony & Ivory from DMC 3 and just how much care went into making them. But then I get sad again because DmC fucking spike guns.

>>51893059
>You mean as far as the religions go or how they're identified as Mormons?
Both, but you've answered one already. What are the differences as religions?

>>51893208

Man, Eureka 7 got brutalr I the later seasons.

>>51893267
Ok that got me

>>51893287
Mormons are pretty whack as far as beliefs go in comparison to other branches of Christianity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk
JWs are mostly a lot like what you expect from traditional Christianity but they reject a lot of the developments of the past 2000 years and have their own, "simplified" interpretation of the Bible.
One of their big differences is that they don't believe everyone gets into Heaven on being good. In fact, only 144,000 do. The rest die and then get ressurected on Earth after Armageddon, which will be remade into a paradise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzSwBsgHHXI

>>51893029
Mormons are nice people.

>>51890287
I never actually looked at that thing, but what the fuck

>>51890429
It's not though. It's a modern reproduction.

>>51890533
>Planet Earth II
Fucking gold.

>>51892271
Something something NWOD something something

>>51893256
I just got a boner.

>>51888880
What? What happened? Was that a bird?

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>>51893370

>>51893406
The orange and black mantid in the video is a juvenile Orchid Mantis. over the course of a few weeks, it will eventually mature into the creature at the end of the video: an adult Orchid Mantis that is specially designed to camouflage with orchid petals.

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>>51892603
>Expresso
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I HOPE THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS A GOD DAMN ANEURYSM AND NEVER POSTS AGAIN
FUCK HIM
FUCK HIS FUCKING FAMILY
HOW FUCKING DENSE DO YOU NEED TO BE TO NOT ONLY PRONOUNCE THAT WORD LIKE THAT, BUT SPELL IT THAT WAY TOO?
THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL FUCKERY
FUCK

>>51893406

That was the female of the species. The smaller male is bait for the katydid. Which is now breakfast for Her Nastiness, who looks strikingly like the orchids she hangs out on.

>>51893428
Found the Italian

>>51893344

You know why Mormons are so fixated on genealogy? It's because they believe in retroactive baptism. That's right. They baptize the names of their non-Mormon ancestors into their faith so they all can frolic together in special Mormon heaven or something.

Even weirder, they were baptizing the names of Holocaust until fairly recently. They figured they were helping out all the Jews, Poles, Gypsies, fags, retards, Russians, and whatnot the Germans were stuffing into ovens by letting them into Mormon heaven. Naturally, Israel pitched a shit fit when they heard of it and the Mormons eventually stopped doing it. Or said they stopped doing it.

Ask the next Mormon you meet about the magic underwear they all have to wear.

>>51893116

Didn't /a/ manage to translate that? What did it say?

>>51893461
>Naturally, Israel pitched a shit fit when they heard of it
I'm jewish, and that actually makes me really fucking mad. And I'm not 100% sure why, because I don't usually get that upset over holocaust shit.

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>>51893487
Yep. I don't remember the exact phrases, but it was actually also in Latin.
So /a/ sent Trigger a note written in their moonrunes in Latin saying they solved their riddle and better luck next time.

>>51893014
>Shamans
>In the year ~1010
>Shane
>Anglicized version of Sean
>English didn't start really fucking around in Ireland until 1160s
It's like 12 year olds don't make any effort whatsoever.

>>51893083
lel

>>51893287
Us mormons are more like mainstream Christans but we have anouther book that solves a lot of the problems with the Bible
And before anyone asks polygamy is treated with excommunication

>>51893256
How to pass a seduction roll.

>>51893256
God damn, I wish my smoker wasn't fucked beyond all repair.

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>>51893506
Reminder:

>https://www.reddit.com/r/MSpaintLikeBobRoss/

>>51893444
>Implying I'm a wop
Nice try. I'm just not fucking white trash.

>>51893572
found the WASP

>>51893461
Our baptisms are more of a ticket than a force kind of thing, we don't force anyone to do anything.

>>51893528
>we have anouther book that solves a lot of the problems with the Bible

Solves them by pretending the Lost Tribes of Israel somehow wandered all the way to North America and built a huge Iron Age civilization of which no remains can be found.

In other words, solving crazy 2,000 year old bullshit with even more crazy 150 year old bullshit.

>>51893658
Actually they have found remnants of an Iron Age civalision on the east coast. However I don't remember the name.

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>>51886716
okay, dont ask how I know this, but the French are even more furry than Germany, this map is of user-ship of an English only forum that francophones refuse to use. French furries have their own private websites.

>>51893685
Dear goodness

>>51893617
>we don't force anyone to do anything.

You baptize dead people. You baptize people who died before your religion was invented. You baptize people who have been dead for centuries.

The claim that it's somehow okay because you haven't forced DEAD PEOPLE to be baptized is insane on it's face. How did you get permission from a DEAD PERSON?

>>51893685
How do you know that?

>>51893677

Sure they have even though you can't remember the name.

I think your magic underwear is riding up a little too high. It's beginning to cut the oxygen off to your brain.

>>51893631

What the FUCK happened in that clip?

>>51893685
You can't just do that, dropping a bomb like that and saying "don't ask how I know this."
Please tell us more. Please.

>>51893740
His mixtape was fire, brah.

>>51890533
I am free
There will be no snakes
For me

>>51893631
>>51893740
>he got back in and tried to close the door

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>>51893713
We don't we kind of have a lobby in the afterlife that is filled with all the dead people from our world, after they die they kind of sit around until judgement day.
To get into the highest degree of heaven one must be babptised, married in the temple and hold the priesthood if male.
Baptism for the dead allows all those people who died without knowledge of the church to go to heaven.
This way everyone has a chance to go the highest degree of heaven.
They will be given the chance to accept the baptisms that are done in this life and can refuse if they want to.
I think it's very hopeful, that's why I'm a member

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>>51893740
Dude tried to commit suicide.

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i need a better name over here

>>51893806
>>he got back in and tried to close the door

Exactly. That's some seriously fucked up shit. How high, drunk, or both do you need to be not to notice that your care is on fire?

>>51893855

That makes sense.

>>51893858
>dex 8, strength Max

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>>51893820
You aren't exactly helping your case.

Regardless of your intentions, it's offense and disrespectful to the living.
Doing things to ancestors is taboo pretty much everywhere for a reason.

>>51893887
I don't get it.

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>>51893892
Fuck the dead, what the shit do they care? They're dead.

>>51893820
>Baptism for the dead allows all those people who died without knowledge of the church to go to heaven
How dare you be so fucking arrogant, you think you know what the dead want. You honestly think there are droves of souls just fucking waiting around for you to save them?
Have you ever considered that your salvation may be unwanted? Did that ever cross you mind?!

>>51893892
I get that it's kind of a taboo and we try to ask as many of the living children as possible, however our church is built on service and we would hate to have someone miss out on an chance to go to the celestial kingdom if thy wanted to.
We honestly mean no disrespect, and try to do things as nicely as possible

>>51893244
okay now what the fuck

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>>51893917
Triggered.

>>51893889
10 dexterity, actually
but don't tell anyone he levelled that up

>>51893917
Do people still not understand that Saitama is a joke character? He does whatever is most amusing. Seeing all the shonen protags fail to him is amusing while him not being able to kill a mosquito would be funnier than him destroying it immediately. Jobbing to Yamcha would be hysterical.

>>51893903
The point of a GM is to act as the player's antagonist, but to always hold back to that victory is achievable - so that the player can "outsmart you."
In this pic, we see Rem encouraging Ram to get out of bed and get dressed, and in the end Ram acts as if it were all her. Rem, obviously, is fine with this.

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>>51893744
>>51893722
>>51893701
In french culture being furry isnt even considered strange at this point, even commercials for international brands (Orangina, several shampoo brands, clothing, etc) have furry mascots, the only people that end up on french "furry sites" are fursuiters or worse, and "normal" furries just post on normal forums because it isnt considered degenerate.

also there is a serious french nationalist tint to a lot of furry sites for some reason.

>>51893933

This is one of those things where if you start from the position of believing in what you do it seems good, but from the position of non-belief it seems terrible. Your reasoning only makes sense from your own point of view.

>>51893428
I should open a coffee shop.

Espresso will cost $2. Expresso will cost $1. They will be exact same thing, explicitly.

Then, I'll watch elitists suffer as they sell their ideals for one dollar.

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>silly filenames
>bunch of weebshit
>in between arguments of morality of a religious practice
Never change, /tg/.

>>51893971
>also there is a serious french nationalist tint to a lot of furry sites for some reason
The world has gone mad, and we're the only ones insane enough to realize it.
God help us all.

>>51893933
>We honestly mean no disrespect, and try to do things as nicely as possible

Ah, passive-aggressive cultists. Gotta love 'em!

You do know which road is paved with good intentions, right?

>>51893988
What alignment is this?

>>51893996
>implying the world hasn't always been mad
Seriously?

>>51893988

I like the way you think.

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>>51893996
>>51894016
It only gets worse

>>51893412
I don't get it.

>>51893931
We believe that people existed before this life, comeing to this earth is a test to grow and gain in expectance. Gods number one priority is agency and would never force anyone into anything. When we go to the spirit realm we maintain the attitudes we had in life(Jew in life,Jew in death). Members of our church who go to the spirit world teach those in the spirit world about the gospel like our missionaries do here. No one is forcing anything on anyone. But if they join the church in the spirit world we want to give them the same abilities to progress that we have here, however we have no ideas to tell who are converted or not we have to do them all.

>>51893506
The laptop screen matches with the guy behind it

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>>51894016
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places.
Worn out faces.

>>51893960
As a gag character Saitama has a set of gags, the most important gag is that he can't have a serious fight, and gets an unsatisfying end with one punch no matter how much he wants to have a real fight.

>>51894016
"The world has always been this mad," he says, as he speaks with another human being that he's never met and never will, sending invisible messages across the aether like a fucking wizard.

>>51894037
Lean back and look at the image the thick lines make.

>>51894036
Maybe i still hold out some hope for the future.
>>51894045
Love that song
>>51894049
I am a fucking wizard, but this is hardly the most insane thing about the world today.

>>51894040

Can you even comprehend how insane that seems to normal people?

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>>51893751
>but don't be sad like knives
that line always gets me

>>51887369
Sauce on the filename? I've been looking for a couple minutes but everything I find redirects me to 4chan posts from a few years ago.

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>>51894040
You are the worst kind of religous person; the kind that are so fucking smug in their beleifs, like fucking athiests.
Honestly, I would hate you less in this instant if you were the kind of person to advocate for converting by the sword instead of thinking you're gonna waltz through the afterlife and make my ghost drink your fucking kool-aid.

Also, pic fucking related

>>51894011
I like to consider myself Lawful Mildly Annoying when I want to.

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>>51892729
The filename should just be "Wat do?"

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>>51894117
Nah, seems more like NE to me.

>>51893960
It's entirely possible saitama wasn't currently able to precisely apply force onto the mosquito

Or that said mosquito was incredibly tanky

I actually can, I'm a university student right now(for genetics of all things). And I get that this is strange for a lot of reasons, however I think it's very nice.
Our church doesn't really have a hell. The terrerestial glory of heaven(which is reserved for those who die as criminals or murderers) was seen by the first prophet of our church, he said that it was such a great place that one would kill himself to get there. And hitler will be there. The second the telestial is reserved for those who where good in this life but we're never converted. Is even better. The last is for those who pasted the test there god himself teaches those people how to become gods like him. Our hell is the best place to live imaginable and our heaven is a place where you can become a god.
Boom

>>51894195

>PCs got too old for adventuring but we kept playing anyway

>>51893970
Oh, I thought the maid dressed the lady up in maid uniform as somekind of joke by taking advantage of her sleepyness.

>>51893428
Here's someone who knows how to espress himself honestly.

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>>51894195
It's scientific fact that living in a barrel increases your levels of badass by at least 150%

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>>51894281
He's right you know

>>51894310
He?

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>>51892902

>>51894169
Nah, evil would be serving the two dollar brew with sugar already in it.

>>51894323
What can be more evil than taking pleasure from seeing people sell out their beliefs?

>>51893677
>Actually they have found remnants of an Iron Age civalision on the east coast
Bullshit. Citation needed, or you're just another lying christcuck who makes shit up to support your fairytale RP.

>>51893137
Barbarian in my group is like that. Stacked str, and cha. Literal retard though. Quite funny.

>>51894317
You got the one where the dude fires a round in between the girl's flailing breasts?
I think it was from High School of the Dead or something

>>51894407
not including sugar with it, obviously

>>51894407
Forcing them to sell out their beliefs, obviously.

>>51894423
Ask him what is best in life, and what the Riddle of Steel is.

>>51893820
If one of you self entitled pricks try to baptize me after my death, I swear to your bitch-baby blood god that I will haunt the ever lasting fuck out of you and your descendants.

I don't mean some mildly annoying "wooo"ing and chain rattling in the middle of the night, I'm talking about waking you up at 3am with a ghostly cockslap to the face with a "WAKE UP BIYATCH". I will wait until you're fucking your wife, get up REAL close and personal and mutter things in the creepiest manner I can. "Yeah, give it to that whore. Look how much she loves it. Now shove her magic underwear in her mouth and make her moan."

Every. Fucking. Day.

>>51894414
Actually I was wrong copper in the east coast iron actifacts near Washington
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallurgy_in_pre-Columbian_America
BYUs done studies on this

>>51894458
Sure go ahead. But I'm one call to a bishop away from getting rid of you

>>51894036
For the bear
>Rules_As_Written.jpg

>>51893933
>We honestly mean no disrespect,

If you continue doing something even after being told it's disrespectful, then guess what? You are then PURPOSELY being disrespectful.

Moral of the thread is, remove Utah.

>>51894492
We actually stopped doing it after being told too.
We're religious not evil

>>51894462
Must be remanants from the very ancient Finnish empire that spanned the whole globe 10 000 years ago

Probably

>>51894523
*embire

>>51886808
>whyweinvestincombatdrugs.jpg

>>51893334
>Mormons
Greatest laugh I ever had, comedy podcast talked about the manual Mormon's use as suggestions to keep themselves from masturbating, as it's a sin.
>Go make yourself a sandwich.
>"During normal bathroom procedures, minimize the time as much as possible.
>YELL STOP

Yes, a Mormon method to keep from fapping is blowing a rape whistle on yourself.

Jesus fucking Christ, I died laughing.

>>51887336
>ThrownWeaponAdvantage.jpg

>>51894262
GOD DAMMIT BARB
>alternatively
CARLOS

>>51893740
He got tazed through the car or just before the door could close (the second time) and his spastic-tard dance was cause he was getting shokkie'd.

>>51894474
>implying a bishop has any real power to do jack shit
Exhibit A: Emily Rose. She's dead. I rest my case. Go jack off in your magic underwear, retard.

>>51893267
I'm not sure I get it

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>>51894618

>>51887806
>pilot protection

>>51894513
You just stopped doing it to the jews, still doing it to your own and other peoples' ancestors.

>>51893892
I dono dude, I'm with the morman on this one. I'm jewish and it just doesn't bother me. It makes them happy, they feel like they're making the world a better place, and they're not hurting anyone. Why be butthurt about this when there are real problems and people doing actual crappy things to eachother.

>>51894513
Fun fact, doing things to someone without explicit consent is evil. Don't matter that you stopped when told not to, you still did it in the first place.

The whole 'better to beg forgiveness then to ask permission ' shit is legit unadulterated evil.

If god cares about a little water splashed on your face, and whether or not you explicitly served as a man of the cloth, then he isn't worth my time or effort and is probably not a god.he's a dickface. Like every man of the cloth who rapes little boys so he can get around the whole 'unholy to fuck women' thing, you're a dick to use 'but i'm saving you i'm saving you' as a defense. Do bad things, you're a bad person.

If heaven exists; Do good, go to heaven. FUCK ANYTHING ELSE. (protip, i'm a pagan)

>>51894713
Because they care enough to do it in the first place. Might as well play the joke out.

So fuck them for forcing people into things.

>>51894716
respect+

>>51894657
J'onn (Martian Manhunter) is using Sailor Mars' real name as part of his disguise. Batman recognizes it immediately

>>51894716
It's not that I disagree with you, it's just that I think it's deliciously ironic for a pagan of all people to complain about god(s) acting like dicks.

>>51894769
He really is the world's greatest detective.

>>51893892
>>51893975
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>>51893933
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>>51893461
I don't get why anyone who isn't mormon cares at all about this. So what if the mormons declare absolutely everyone to be posthumously mormon? It has no effect on anything at all outside their bible fanfiction. Does it really bother you that much that some folks in Utah have somebody's name on a list of people that they've supposedly convinced God to let into heaven? If so, why? They think they're doing everyone a favor. I would have thought that everyone else would think that they're doing essentially nothing except genealogical research.