So who throughout history has the Emperor of Mankind been?

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>>51877607

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>>51877607
Joe Flacco obviously

>>51877620
>You're tearing me apart, Horus!

>>51877607
I believe old fluff mentions him being anything from a beggar to a tyrant to a religious leader throughout history. The guy was probably caesar, jesus, saladin, hitler, john paul 2 pontific boogaloo. Eventually be withdrew from humanity during the dark age of technologyand re-emerged as "the emperor"

>>51878563

Pretty sure he was more Churchill than Hitler, although he probably was at least one Caesar.

I'd actually wager that the Emperor had 20 more major figure identities throughout history, and these manifested in how he built his Sons. We've got space Khans, Vikings, Romans, Egyptians... It's possible the Emperor either used exaggerated versions of his own personas as templates for the Primarchs, assuming he'd know how they would act, or it's just random coincidence they ended up how they did.

I mean, Chaos did play a hand in scattering the Infant Primarchs, but how coincidental was it that the one with Wolf DNA ended up on the Wolf planet, and the Sorcerer Primarch ended up on the Sorcerer planet? I mean, that's not just them growing into the cultures; they literally had these traits in the petri-dish and ended up right where they thematically fit.

Which might suggest something more of the identities of the two missing Primarchs: one may be a persona from before reliably recorded history, and the other from a distant future that has yet to come to pass. Although I will say a missing Primarch based on Gilgamesh would be awesome, assuming one doesn't already exist.

Tom Brady.

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>>51877607
Nathan Explosion

>>51877713
keep dreaming, chris-chan

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>>51878712
I love the idea of Emps doing literally everything he does purely because of how fucking metal he is.

>>51878688
Joe Flacco was already called. He's a Bigger Guy than Brady and doesn't cheat. Brady is more Horus

>>51878783
Was anyone actually present during Big E's and Faggot's duel?

>>51878834
How much money did this dork make at GW? Hopefully enough to get a hair stylist

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>>51878888
Checked. Quads confirm that Brady is a cuck

>>51878783
sangy gets me every time.

>>51878666
Slaanesh numbers pls.

But hey, Gilgamesh Primarch sounds interesting:

>be Gilgamarch
>want to become divine
>warp fuckery
>become heretic
>ded

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There was that period when the Big E worked as a cam-whore to get through college.

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>>51878989
DELET

>>51879024
It too hot I cum on commissar he shoot boltgun at penis!

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>>51878989
>why didn't you show me this sude of you, father?
>if only I knew there was another way to worship you
>please forgive me my sins

>>51878783

>Trump
>The Emperor

The Emperor was never backed by a chaos god, silly!

>>51879940
Neither was he a balding, bumbling, spray-tanned idiot who repeats everything his Tv tells him.

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>>51878783

>>51879940
Black Library wants a word with you.

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>>51881076
Back to /pol/, scum!

>>51877713

Happy Christian Love Day.

>>51878563
>John Paul 2: pontific bugaloo
my sides

>>51881561
>genetically modified blonde hair blue eyed ubermensch with super powers punches man who claims genetically modified blonde hair blue eyed ubermenschs with super powers should be the future

Really makes you think.

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>>51877607
>So who throughout history has the Emperor of Mankind been?
Well, when you put it like that...

>>51881719
that was the intention

>>51881561
>everything I don't like is /pol/

>>51877713
I almost ran a game with him as one of the players

>>51882051
storytime?

>>51882085
I said almost.
It was gonna be a game about demi-Gods.
See, the way I run my setting is that if something happens I make a note of it and the setting is changed. Bad guy is gonna kill the gods? PCs decide to liberate a city from vampires instead? Cool, so one pantheon is dead, that village is free of vampire taint though. Over the years the setting had been so totally screwed by players I decided the good aligned God's would send demigod to the world to try to fix it. The players would take the roll of demi-gods. He wanted to play a demigod of a LN God with evil tendencies. I said no. This was not okay to say apparently. He threw a fit and demanded to know why. I explained that the evil tendencies kinda doesn't fit with the theme of the game. He fought with me for 2 weeks. The whole time claiming that he had other character concepts to play but never telling me even one, only insisting that HD play the LN demigod.

I believed everyone should have a chance to play until I met him. Now I flat out ask candidates if they are autistic. If they say yes I don't even bother. If they say no, I spend time talking to them. I play vidya with them and the rest of the group. If they can't read the room and not spew hot molten autism everywhere I explain I don't think their a good fit and apologize for wasting their time.

>>51878549
kek

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>>51881561
does this trigger you as well?

Are there any actual canon examples of who he's been? We know he almost certainly wasn't Genghis Khan or Martin Luther King, but they're the only ones who come to mind.

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>>51881561
Back to your safe space, kidult.

>>51877607
>So who throughout history has the Emperor of Mankind been?
Your favorite political figures!

>>51884289
No. Which suggests he hasn't been anyone really, keeping a low profile and nudging things from the shadows instead. He should be entirely capable of putting thoughts in people's heads after all.

>>51881561
For fuck sake stop with this "/pol/ caused my upset" meme. Emperor Trump isn't even from /pol/, it's from The_Donald.

>>51881561
>le /pol/ boogyman

reddits that way junior >>>

>>51878989
The Imperium would be a very different place if the Emperor of Manking was intead the Emperor of Humankind and not focused on men all the time.
But then he wouldn't fuck up the way he did and we would not have the setting as it is, so I guess it is ok. Surely he would fuck in other ways but maybe it wouldn't be as cool as it is now.

>>51884432
The hilarious thing is how much of this shit is caused by The_Donald having a stickied link to /pol/ for months on end. Then they took it down when they thought Trump would actually do an AMA on there to try and clean up the place.

>>51879940
Anything he has achieved he has achieved because Tzeentch willed it. As with every important person ever.

>>51878783
I really get annoyed whenever Trumpets act like they give a shit about Bernie, considering Trump is the living embodiment of all the things that Bernie hates about American capitalism.

Also Bernie would've won

>>51884298
>Sexual assault task force
sign me up!

I don't know shit about 40k
Is GEoM just some random guy that happened to be very powerful and started to lead humanity or is he just a powerful guy ignorant humans started to worship?

>>51884592
A little of both really.

>>51884592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyeoBm5QFnA&index=19&list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA&t=553s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUAAM1WE3Ng&index=20&list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA&t=12s

If you have time try these they will give you a good abridged version of the history.

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>>51884531
>Also Bernie would've won

>>51878905
Ollanius

>>51878783
I hate Trump and all, but that picture is still really well done.

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>>51884531
>Also Bernie would've won

>>51877713
Don't worry anon, I got the joke.

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>>51884531
>Presidential Election 2017: Rust Belt Edition
>Bernie would've won
you're not even trying now, kid

>>51884996
*2016 fug

>>51877607
Alpharius. ALWAYS Alpharius.

>>51878989
Who is the actual picture of?

>Inb4 big e himself

>>51877620
Oh, hi Fulgrim.

>>51877713
kek

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>>51884942
The fact that /pol/ exists proves that beneath the shoddy facade he has a submissive personality. He gave his followers specific instructions about which website they should use, and /pol/ cucked him. How can anyone believe this man could have beaten another male?

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>>51878783
>Incapable of impregnating his children
>As fuckable as a rotting corpse
>Inferior to Tomaru
It checks out. He & Shitlery better leave before Tomaru arrives.

>>51885100
Incapable of impregnating his children - Wait what?

>>51885119
This anon >>51885100 really, really wants to force his meme.

Trump said he would have sex with his daughter, so this weeb has made it his life's work to post that incest hentai image over and over every time he sees Trump being mentioned on /tg/.

>>51885082
Is it painful, being that retarded?

>>51885144
>How dare you question whether a woman could win REEEEEEEE

Spotted the SJW.

>>51885131
False. It's a lie spread to discredit Trump. As we all know, only a beta would allow inferior genes to sleep with his daughters. Trump, naturally best genes, has impregnated his daughter. The faggot thinks that Trump is too pussy to fuck his daughter's pussies but we all know Trump does fuck them.

>>51885131
>implying Tomaru isn't the natural response to all /pol/acks
It's been posted in response to Shitlery too. It's also happened outside /tg/ too.

>>51885183
Pictures or it didn't happen. I doubt he actually does that.

>>51878783
>>51881076
>>51884720
>>51884811
>>51884927
>>51884942
>>51885082
>W-we're not from /pol/ or reddit I swear!

>>51885208
Fuck off CTR shill. Your whore candidate isn't even enough to keep her husband from getting fucked by a white house intern. Fucking sheepie should be gasses. Based Trump knows his eugenics & knows that inferior non-Trump recessive genes will be toxic to his family. You're really desperate telling lies like>>51885131& implying that alpha males would be as beta as to allow others to fuck their flesh & blood.

Well, it´s time for conspieracy theorists to analyze if Trump is really the Emperor who can forsee the future.
Emps: Mac Miller write this song for me.
Mac: Sure Trump, but what´s with this lyrics?
Emps: Just wait.

>>51885218
This thread was doomed forever as soon as Trump came up. He's like the Magnus of threads. He even has the bizarre skin tone.

>>51878783
I reckon that these memes are the reason for the Big E's personality retcon in "The Master of Mankind".

>>51885012
Except when he's Omegon.

>>51885254
I genuinely doubt GW is aware of Reddit's existence, much less the memes it creates.

>>51885250
so this thread is kinda like the US then. Doomed as soon as Trump came in

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>>51885244
The other man does have a point. Where's the evidence?

>>51882186
>Now I flat out ask candidates if they are autistic. If they say yes I don't even bother.
almost got me, friend.

>>51885264
Fuck off CTR shill.
>>51885272
Go & meet him in person.

>>51885281
But anon, we've already seen what Trump is like around a confirmed alpha male face to face >>51884811

>>51885281
By the way, >>51885131 is not me. I just doubt your claims.

>>51885281
Glad to see people are going after CTR elsewhere.

/tg/pol/ crossposter here, have been on /pol/ more then usual since the election.

>>51885323
>CTR
What the fuck is this?

>>51885311
And Trump hesitated to touch the beta. He knows beta genes are harmful him.
>>51885317
Fuck off, that is you. I know it's you because Trump didn't say he'd fuck his daughters, only that he'd date then if they weren't his daughters. The reason is that he only touched dominant genes like himself. Thus if he wasn't blood related, he wouldn't fuck her, only date.

>>51885346
CTR=Correcting the Record.

Hillary funded a team to, quite literally, shill for her online. We /pol/lacks have become quite adept at identifying and ridiculing them. Since the election, they've become slightly more subtle and gained a new name, Shareblue.

The more you know!

>>51885346
Correct the Record. A group of paid posters that Hillary used during her campaign to shill for her.

Naturally, the morons on /pol/ reacted reasonably and now everyone who ever says anything negative about Trump is a shill paid by Hillary/Soros/whoever.

I'm sure you can imagine all the productive conversations already.

>>51885383
I personally doubt /pol/ ever reacts reasonably to anything, well particularly Nazi/pol/ but any of them, really. I wonder why they think paid trump posters wasn't/isn't a thing.

>>51885363
>everyone who disagrees with me is a paid shill!
classic /pol/

>>51885418
>I wonder why they think paid trump posters wasn't/isn't a thing.
Why pay for something when you can get it for free?

Trump's dumbshits really have a single minded devotion to him that just defies logic.

>>51885440
>look ma, I can pretend they're just morons!

kys

>>51885459
This I know, but even with all the free posting there's no fucking way he wasn't paying people to do the same shit hillary was paying peeps for.

>>51885354
>And Trump hesitated to touch the beta. He knows beta genes are harmful him.

You do realize that Trump is the balding one on the right, don't you?

Look at it again, anon. Trump is the one that looks like he's wearing a rushed costume of a character from a film nobody remembers.

The one who looks like a generic video game protagonist is Justin Bieber, the President of Canada. Trump is the one with his eyes shut tight to hide the pain as the only person he's actually liked since Obama left looks at his small, flabby hand as if it's a turd on a stick. He's the really old flabby one, anon, look again.

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>>51885016
Some suicide girl that was used by a spambot in ancient times. Every board made edits of her, I think I like this one from /m/ the best.

>>51885599
Fuck off CTR shill. Your repeating digits are recessive compared to Trump's dominant genes.

>>51885743
Kek favors it, anon, no mere anti-shill cantrips can change that. Your virginity magic is no match for the will of a Chaos God.

>>51877693
>AND THEN I START EATING GARBAGE

>>51885363
>The more you know!
Kek!

>/pol/
>knowing things
pick one

>>51885828
>CTR
>telling the truth
pick one

This election has been a godsend. Not only do I get a constant stream of laughs from triggered libtards, but the /pol/tards are in constant meltdown mode.

It's like they ate too much candy and now they've all got a tummy ache.

>>51885862
CTR posters have been a part of 4chan from the very beginning, anon. If you don't like it you can go back to newgrounds.

>>51885862
>I have no retort
>so I'll just spam memes
/pol/ btfo

>>51885809
Fuck off Tomaru memer. Trump isn't a beta & you know it. He bangs his daughters every night.

>>51885889
>believing this

You may actually be retarded.

>>51885892
CTR doesn't get anything better. If we gave a long, well-reasoned response to all their bullshit, we wouldn't have time for anything else.

See this? Proof that they're here, even. On our /tg/. Their vile tendrils reach far.

>>51877607
>Freddie Mercury
>Augustus Caesar
>David Bowie

>>51885911
Pictures?

>>51885916
>See this? Proof that they're here, even. On our /tg/. Their vile tendrils reach far.
Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

>>51885948
Could say the same about you, anon.

>>51885916
/tg/ was made at the request of Hilary Clinton. moot let both parties request a board. The dems chose /tg/ and the GOP chose /wsg/. This is basic history. Ask fucking moot if you don't believe me.

>>51885255
Omegon is Alpaharius' Tyler Durden.

>>51885016
Zoey Suicide, she only has a few sets

>>51884531
>Also Bernie would've won
good thing that cuck didn't and you faggots need to keep on raging. civil war can't happen soon enough.

>>51879940
>The Emperor was never backed by a chaos god, silly!
that's what homo rapefugee-loving cucks unironically think

>>51884236
American lions didn't have manes.5/10

>>51886223

Whatever you say, Tzeentch.

>>51885988
ancient history. now it's all about conquering /tg/, winchester in hand.

>>51886248
>insanity points = 100
liberalism in a nutshell

>>51886204
>>51886240
Why do you want a war, anon? Your side literally never wins them. After the last time your beliefs got BTFO it took you 50 years to even convince yourselves that you're cool.

>>51886305
Better to have 100 Insanity than the 100 Corruption you get from conservatism.

>>51886609
>implying

>>51886679

He's not implying, he's stating, you retard.

So is 4chan just swinging around to anti-Trumpism out of pure contrarianism at this point? He has pretty unanimous support here about a month ago but now arguments are breaking out all over.

>>51887592

4chan's been a hotbed of contrarianism since it was founded, so it's not that surprising.

>>51887592
>He has pretty unanimous support here about a month ago

That's just because /pol/tards are loud and not ashamed to shitpost unrelated garbage all over the place.

I voted for Trump but I love seeing /pol/tards get upset about tiny hands memes.

>>51887592
That, or Soros funded shills are trying to shift things.

>>51887592
The Tomaru poster was consistently anti-/pol/ the entire time. He bashed all sides.

>>51887920
I make fun of Trump on 4chan all the time

Where's my check

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>>51884464
bad bait.

>>51888131
0.2 shekels have been deposited in your account

>>51888131
No kidding, I've made tons of jokes about Lord Dampnut the Cheetos Golem. I want some of them jewgolds.

>>51887592
This wasn't remotely true. 4chan at large doesn't genuinely care. At best, Trump was an amusing retard, and we got a few good memes out of it.

The vast bulk of the Trump trolling was just Newgrounds raiding the hobby boards.

Genuine Trump support only existed on containment boards such as /b/, /pol/ or /mlp/. /pol/ in particular went off the deep-end over it, and it even had shitposters encouraging people to migrate from Reddit by linking directly to /pol/ threads on The_Donald.

The closest thing to a real political consensus to come from the election was that /pol/ is a faulty containment board and needs to be reigned in.

>>51888540
This implies that /pol/ isn't right, again.

>>51888540
>reigned in.

Reined in. As in the leather leads you use to get a runaway horse back under control.

>>51888540
/pol/ was always more or less reddit.

>>51888600
You're right. It can't be reigned in. It needs to be deleted.

>>51888729
>/pol/ diaspora 2: electric boogaloo

>>51888746
How would that be any different to what they do now? Better to exile them now when it's just tourists and a few obsessive autists than wait until Trump comes down and they lose their spirit.

We drove the furries out and there were far more of them.

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>>51888828
>>51888729
Yeah, I don't get the line about "we can't delete /pol/ or they'll just spill out into the other boards!"

The reason /pol/tards manage to spam their shit on other boards is because they're allowed to use /pol/ as a staging point for raids.

Remove /pol/, remove the ability for /pol/tards to organize en masse.

>>51888995
Bad idea all around, and exactly what (((They))) want.

>>51889068
>Bad idea all around
Try again, but this time with reasoning.

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>>51884652
>linking to TTShit

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>>51889105
Not that Anon but it's a bad idea because Odds are they'll just organize somewhere else, most likely Discord, and fuck up every other board even more than they already do, nobody wants that, it'd be easier to just kill them all but that's wrong, not that I care.

>>51889165
Think of it like a hip replacement. It's a lot of pain for a year vs. guaranteed pain forever.

>>51889124
>TTShit

Only thing shit here is your taste, sempai.

>>51889200
Yeah except /pol/ particularly nazi and righty/pol/ are numerous enough right now to completely disrupt the other boards, if they were deleted, it would serve no purpose, and Hiroshimoot would reverse it quickly.

>>51889248
/pol/ really isn't as numerous as it looks. It's just that it's always had an agenda to derail threads on other boards in a mistaken belief that they can convert people with rudimentary trolling and by "winning" embarrassing shitpost arguments.

They did grow from linking to themselves on The_Donald, but getting rid of /pol/ will solve that by just removing a place for them to feasibly link to.

>>51889248
The neo Nazis are actually an annoying vocal minority.

>>51889387
Except we are as numerous as we look. I can't speak for my fellow /pol/lacks, but I do my best to simply state the truth and not be drawn into shitpost arguments. I find it decently effective, especially when the Left is melting down.

>>51889427
>we are lejun
Fuck off.

>>51889445
>strawmanning

See what I'm talking about?

>>51889387
I know, it might work, but i highly doubt it, as even moot couldn't contain them and he punished them once as I recall, was what caused them to cool the fuck down for quite some time.
>>51889421
Do you believe without any real evidence that Jews rule the world and should all be killed? Or that niggers of any color are subhuman? Or any of the shit one can see, from just a cursory glance at /pol/ threads that everyone there generally seems to agree with?

>>51889490
But jews do rule the world, or are close to doing so. Check out Soros and the Rothschilds.And about niggers being subhuman... it's a /pol/ cliche, but serious. Check statistics.

>>51889453
>I do my best to simply state the truth and not be drawn into shitpost arguments

>>51889453
>I PLAY STRAWMAN IN DEFENCE MODE

Not exactly making a case for the cooler, less thin-skinned side /pol/, m8. To be honest, I'm not convinced you aren't that guy screeching CTR at everyone from earlier.

>>51889559
I'm not even mad, bro. And yes, >>51885363 is me.

>>51889535
No some very few Jews are simply rich, and everyone projects bullshit on them because they can and because they're jealous.
and I know all about that cliche and the statistics about crime here and I know at least some of the reasons why American Blacks turned out that way, but the ones in Africa seem fine for the most part.

My issue is that there is no proof that Soros Or Rothschild is doing anything but being rich, there is no real proof of any plot to take over the world, and if there were one there would be proof, because all the Nazi/pol/ fuckers say this shit was going on pre-WWII and there's no proof of that either.

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Brutal

>>51889637
You have swallowed the bluepill. You believe their lies. I am not a stellar debater, so I will leave you be, your head in the sand.

>>51889535

>It's totally true.
>No sources needed, DIY

On the fair side, you're being civil and not yelling "cuck cuck cuck!" like the /pol/ contingent on /k/ seems to be doing damn near every hour. So there's that.

Now, to stay on topic: King Solomon. I'm very surprised nobody specififcally mentioned him. Maybe Midas, too, what with the Emperor's gold and brass motif lending to the myth.

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>>51889637
Was Mayer Amschel Rothschild actually The Emperor?

>>51889850
Like I said, check for yourself. I'm a /pol/lack, why would you believe me?

On topic, yeah, that does make sense. Midas' whole 'turn to gold' effect could be Emps trying to make a morality tale.

>>51889818
No because unlike most I've looked at all the shit I could find to challenge my worldview and have found nothing that has shaken it so hard that I'd become a fucking Nazi.
I know that Jews weren't the only ones to be massacred en masse during the Holocaust, What was it nearly 16 million people? And only roughly 6 million or so were jews? So many of you fuckers bring up Auschwitz's Swimming pool/water reservoir neglecting the fact that there were 2 Auschwitz camps and only Nazi officers/troops and powerful political prisoners and fucking snitches were kept at Auschwitz I and given privileges the ones at Auschwitz II Birkenau couldn't even dream of.
I haven't taken any fucking bluepill, no, sorry, I've educated myself and enjoy challenging my worldview, and it has not been warped by Nazi/pol/ bullshit, because unlike so many people, I fact check diligently to get all the pieces of the truth that I can.
>>51889922
What?

>>51885363
>this is what /pol/ actually belives

Look, I have no doubt that there was a team of paid or unpaid keyboard operators furiously shilling for Hillary on social media during and even after the election, but people mocking Trump or telling you to fuck off back to /pol/ on fucking /tg/ are not on contract. If you're this deluded you really need to seek help.

>>51889987
So much salt. Unlike you, nothing I say can't be easily verified.

>>51890040
>t-they can't come here, r-right?
Oh, you poor innocent soul. Also, have you ever heard of a crossposter? In any case, I will speak no more of politics in this thread, as it has been severely derailed.

>>51889928

You're right, I don't, but you could at least provide citations to back up your point. Then it becomes a matter of evaluating the source and getting a working hypothesis together. Biggest failure point there is that most conspiracy theories fall apart when confronted wih Occam's Razor - do not multiply possibilities beyond their minimum necessary. Same treatment we give to those damnable anti-vaxxers and starve-our-kids-with-vegan-diets. They crash and burn at that point too.

And again, your civility means that you may get a few bites that consider what you're saying. Most others from /pol/ would have already given up and flew into a frothing rage.

Which, incidentally, makes me wonder how you've reached your conclusions. What premise did you start with?

On topic: what about Martin Luther? Whole anti-corruption thing seems to mesh with the Emperor's schtick.

Despite my personal distaste for Arabs, I believe Saladin to be a viable candidate for one of the Emperor's personas. Alexander the Great as well, but that one's easy, seeing as how his flagship is named 'Bucephalus'.

>>51890056
Really? it's verified in many history books, if you had actually bothered paying attention in history class, hell or even reading the books, you might not be a Neo-Nazi, I've got no salt over here man. Go do your thing, but don't be surprised as your whole ideology is busted the fuck apart by anybody with basic fucking logic and reasoning skills.

On Topic: All I know about GEOMK is that he's a terrible leader and a terrible human being and that alone makes me wonder how anyone even ironically thinks he'd be able to do a damn thing for human kind.

>>51890040
I don't think it's a delusion. More a fantasy.

Look how much effort that one guy has put into trying to make /pol/ look like it's lejun. Look at how many times he got humiliated and had to completely change tact, and yet he kept fighting, even though there was absolutely no hope of ever convincing anyone that /pol/ should exist.

I think it's his life's ambition to be paid to do what he loves, and that's why he believes in shills.

>>51890078
>Oh, you poor innocent soul.
Man, I really don't need condescension from endlessly gullible tinfoilers who shoot up pizza joints because some teenage frogposters told them there were kids in the basement.

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>>51890136
Pic related.

>>51889987
>And only roughly 6 million or so were jews?
It's a lot less than that, apparently. Then again, there's no evidence that they were being massacred en masse in the first place.

>>51890240
No evidence? I would think the testimony of Nazi officers and soldiers who murdered countless people counted for something, and that of surviving prisoners from the death camps, numbers might be somewhat high, but not by all that much.

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>>51890240

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>>51890240

Once again this thread confirms that no one here actually goes on fucking /pol/.

>>51890497
Do you go on /pol/?

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>>51884464

>>51890136
Saladin was a Kurd so...

>>51884531
>Also Bernie would've won
Yeah those out of work rust belt voters love career politician pinkos

Gas yourself

>>51890215
I'd honestly like to know what Islamic tenants Mickey has violated and in what severity. That's actually pretty interesting.

>>51886223
>>51886305
kys

>>51891222
>I'd honestly like to know what Islamic tenants Mickey has violated

Mickey mouse a slumlord rapist aroused by hijabs? I must have missed that short.

>>51884464
>Surely he would fuck in other ways but maybe it wouldn't be as cool as it is now.
that's what you think

>>51891317
I'm referencing that anon's pic which I would like more context on.

>>51889818
Funny thing, the red pill is also a lie. The one, the Oracle, everything was according to plan. It's when Neo rejected the pills (Oracle kept on giving him red candy) that the lie stops.

https://www.quora.com/The-Matrix-1999-movie-Is-it-better-to-choose-the-red-or-the-blue-pill-Why/answer/Chris-Peters-2

>>51891739

I saw no reference to Islamic tenants, or indeed rental housing of any kind, sir!

>>51891765
> I fucked up tenets with tenants.

Kek. Seriously though, what the hell did Mickey do to deserve death?

>>51891757
It's just a metaphor, anon. Don't take it too far.

>>51891880
It's a metaphor who's original meaning ironically means the opposite of common use. It's supposed to be a lie disguised as truth & where the correct option is to reject all the presented choices & make your own. Being redpilled is the equivalent of saying that you were fooled into believing that a lie is true & that you were incapable of realizing it nor coming up with your own truth.

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>>51891941

No, it means you were touched inappropriately by a large black dude while unconscious.

>>51877607
I once speculated the Epic of Gilgamesh was actually a distorted tale of The Emperor's exploits, and Enkidu was perhaps the first Abhuman.

>>51891977
>One of the most wanted terrorists in the world presents you shiny pills
>Decided to swallow one of them

>>51891941
Huh. I wouldn't be surprised if someone spread the red-pill meme on /pol/ knowing the gullible morons would not understand the wider metaphor or meaning.

Their boasting about being red-pilled is hilariously appropriate instead of ironic now. A few of the infographics that they circulate are made by me, knowing that they'll believe any lie I tell them as long as I demonize the right groups.

>>51892554
I've seen a few there that label being bluepilled and redpilled are two sides of the same coin, and that you need to rise above the pills.

>>51884996
But Bernie would've won the rust belt because he had a better sounding plan then Trump and wasn't perceived as a political insider or a sleazy businessman. Bernie slaughtered Trump in every poll that pitted them against each other, whereas it was always within margin of error for the Hillary-Trump matchup.

Like, I'm sorry to cut down on your high man, but Hillary Clinton was the sole being in the world who could lose an election to Donald Trump. The man is our fattest and dumbest president, but Clinton is even dumber.

>>51882186
Really. You should just be able to tell. Here's what I suggest. Vet an ass pie then you basically have fool-proof aut-dar; autists have a certain look to them that, being one you kinda just are able to know. Other than that you really should be able to tell just from how they look if you're going to get a Chris-chan.

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>>51885264
>Doomed as soon as Trump came in
Nah, we've had shitty-ass presidents before. He could do a lot of damage tho before the inevitable impeachment/landslide loss. Hopefully they've given Pence the Football and handed Trump a fake consisting of old Dreamcast parts.

>>51893429
My prediction is that Trump will have a heart attack before his first term is up.

Being President ages someone faster than it normally does, and he's 70 already. Throw in the fact that he clearly does not take care of himself, and that he flips his shit over the slightest thing, and he's going to end up dying on the toilet in the middle of a twitter post.

Which frankly, as historical deaths go, it would be worth him being elected President if that happened. Cause he'd HATE it.

>>51893214
this was a roll20 game

I visited this thread just to see the obligatory "trump was emps posts" that lead to the also obligatory off topic cage fight of "hyper virgin /pol/tards" vrs the "shill beta cucks" and so far I am not disappointed never change /tg/.

>>51893741

It's funny, because if he die and some how came back to life some time later he would claim to still be the rightful president since he didn't serve his full term.

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>>51881843
Doesn't this also mean he was...

>>51894398
>My Emperor, you have summoned me?
>Yes, Custodes Bobbicus. I must ask of you to undertake a long and arduous mission.
>Anything for you, Master of Mankind.
>You are to go forth into the imperium and collect all of the imperial credits.
>Of course my Emperor.... Master? May I be permitted to ask you a question?
>Ask, and I shall answer.
>Emperor, for what shall I collect the Imperial credits? What may I tell them as I collect the imperial credit.
>Tell them... that it is because I desire it. Gahahahahahahahaha!

>>51877620
>appears out of nowhere
>inexplicable accent
>money seemingly from nowhere
Holy shit.

>>51882051
Sup Stringer

>>51894927
wrong guy. i would rather not give up my name or anything but you have the wrong name.

>>51894943
Ah okay, it's a guy I know who worked at the LGS that Chris Chan went to.

>>51878783
HAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51894828
I think he got money from selling Vietnamese leather jackets.

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>>51877607
You all know I'm right.

>>51877620
It's basically canon.

Also
>If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

Yeah, confirmed.

>>51885254
What?
What did I miss?

>>51897091
Literally nothing. The Emperor got a BL book and he was portrayed as a dick in it. The same as all the other BL books

>>51877607
Carl Sagen

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Duh