Stat him, /tg/

>>51869421
-5 hp.

Sadly.

I vaguely remember this shit.

I remember enjoying the flash game based on it for a while.

>>51869421
They're still being made.

>>51869421
>There's a madness combat wikia
There's no limit to internet autism is there?

>>51869421
Fuck you, I remember it well.

>>51869421
OH HELL YES
Fighter/Psion gestalt

In case you guys don't know, Madness Project Nexus 2 is currently in the works.

http://projectnexus2.com/

It's basically a 3d remake of the first one with multiplayer.

Well, I guess I am rewatching all of it now.

>>51869421
It got old fast but the soundtrack was pretty nice at times

>>51870929
Chesyre is a decent artist. The Madness soundtrack got me back into loving the Bruce Faulconer DBZ soundtrack. Rev up those synthesizers!

>>51869689
Nope! There's a badwebcomics wiki. It's awesomely terrible, like if /co/ gathered every piece of notable Shit and created a page that resembles our wiki page on Fatal or Racial Holy War.

>>51869421
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>51869421
Honestly, I've always wanted to play in a Shadowrun game based on it.
>Runners have to stop a out of control Lone Star Sheriff
>Right as he is about to die, he activities some eldritch machine known as the Improbability Drive
>Runners have to fight their way through an increasingly crazier world run by a dark Matrix ghost.
>Availability and limits are thrown out the window.
>All weapons only have one clip, and will dematerialize upon emptying, encouraging scavenging your foes.
>Weapon and gear selection gets crazier and crazier.
>The team slowly realizes that the Drive and the real world start to blend together.

>>51871162
>attacks
>claws and bite

>has a sword and a gun

Terrible, start over.

>>51872675
>the joke
>your head

Lurk moar, newfag.

>>51872765
Yea, it's a generic copy pasta for these threads.

Doesn't mean I can't out-meta the shitposter.

>>51872858
You can't munchkin your way out of a joke. Punchlines might miss or hit, but you can't escape.

>>51869421
>remember
It's still going, a new short came out in December.

>>51872858

>I fall for bait ironically!

Holy fuck people like you exist?

>>51869443
One of these days he'll return.

>>51869421
Honestly, Madness is pretty cool. Does anyone know a system that does the sort of "Fragile but ultra-skilled protagonist fights through fragile mook army" of Madness and Hotline Miami pretty well?

>>51876910
Unironically, D&D 4e has minion-type enemies that basically represent exactly that.

>>51876910
No memeing here, but GURPS if you dont allow armor (in modern settings)
>take roughly your max hp in damage from most guns per shot on torso hits
>most guns fire more than once per turn
>all but guaranteed death at -3x Max HP, 100% Guaranteed at -5x without the unkillable advantage

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>>51869421
Fuck that, stat these two bad motherfuckers.

>>51877207
Soon Deimos will return

>>51873166
Krinkles confirmed that jesus is going the way of the sheriff.

AKA won't appear anymore

>>51877447
Anon.

He got swallowed, he is not coming back ;_;