Be young virginal adventurer. Mother taught me how to please

>>51861046
Anon, are you ok?
Do you need a doctor?

>>51861046
were you looking at just human men or have you considered other races

See look, if you have only practiced with vegetables you have no steak in it so its not like you'll get any sexual pleasure for it.

>>51861046
Have you tried not using Vegetables?
Or maybe not broadcasting that you know the grapefruit method?

>>51861046
>This is your mind on druidic magic.
>DRUIDS: Not even once.

>>51861046
>Other girls get embarassed when I talk about man parts. Men are either intimidated or impressed. My reputation spreads through gossip.
Gee have you thought about keeping your mouth shut for even a moment, you stupid cunt? How fucking hard it is not to reveal information about yourself that might put you in a bad light you fucking idiot? Just kys.

Looks like OP has PTSD.

>>51861046
Sounds like your mother was the town wagon and you need to keep that bawdy mouth of yours shut.

>>51861046
Was your father per chance a wood elf druid with a cabbage fetish?

>>51861046

Well, what kinds of vegetables? Carrots and cucumbers aren't too bad. If we're talking eggplants things get a bit difficult. Melons and pumpkins though...

>>51863107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc

>>51861046
How on earth are you supposed to use various vegetables to please your husband in the bed chamber?
>>51863135
It was a rhetorical question! I am not watching that video!

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>begin a thread with "Be young virginal adventurer"
>get this many replies

Are you jerking off right now anon? Cause you're master baiter.