I bought a d30 today. What do I do with it

>>51858317
Conversation piece for other nerds.

>>51858317
Shove it up your dickhole.

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>>51858317
Play this

>>51858391
is that ducktales indian jones I'm seeing here

Brag to your nerd friends about it while they secretly make fun of you for thinking you would ever need such a thing

>>51858317
SHOVE

IT

>>51858317
Super advantage in 5e: if they get a 2nd degree of advantage, they can replace one of their dice with it.

UP

YOUR

DM

BUM

>>51858317
Roll it.

>>51858317
make some tables

>>51858511
How would that work with criticals, everything above a 20 is a critical?

>>51858317
I'm torn between the desire to lick her tummy and the fact she has the body of a 13 to boy

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>>51858744
What kind of fucking lunatic idea is that?!?

Just fuck it, OP.

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>>51858884

>>51858884
She's designed for Nipponese audiences, of course she looks like a prepubescent boy.

>>51859028
you've clearly never had a girlfriend. Most girls look like this

>>51859028
>>51858884
>A cup tits
>13yo boy.
... well, I guess that works in America.

>>51859072
Most girls don't have a pronounced sixpack

>>51859281
I knew one in college who was a power-lifter and 5' 0"

a six-pack I successfully bounced a quarter off of for SCIENCE.

>>51858317
Make a system
use the D30
change the industry

This is the wisdom I share

Why isn't there a d33?

>>51859281
you clearly rut with low quality ewes

>>51859333

Triacontakaitrihedron?
good luck with that, man

good luck

>>51858317
Post a pic?

>>51858884
>>51859028
Most women with abs will have small breasts unless they are fake.
>>51859072
>>51859348
Girl abs like that are a rare treasure.

>>51859072
Asian girls maybe. The rest of us live in amerfat. As in FAT TITS

>>51858317
>>51858952
I'm going to marry Marisa, you guys.

>>51860156
Sorry Anon, but in order for a marriage it needs to either be between two consenting adults or Muslim.

Also she is a fucking fictional character.

>>51860156
your waifu is shit

>>51859898
Yeah, nothing but lumps of hanging fat

>>51860301
yep. mmmmmm it's nice

>>51858359
>>51858354

Both really great answers that overlap

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>>51860156
Fine taste, Anon.

C-can we share...?

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>>51859281
>Most girls don't have a pronounced sixpack

>>51859207
This is the same Amerifat culture that produced THICCC THICCCCC THICCCCCCERRRRRR memes.

>>51860156
You can't have her, because I'm going to softly and tenderly whisper dark ritual incantations to wipe out her mind and transplant my consciousness into her body

>>51859207
Not even A cups really, that much mass in the cup looks more like a B, especially when she's leaned back that much-- yes even in America.

>>51858317
Throw it at annoying players/GMs. I hear they're particularly spiky.

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>>51860156
Go for it, anon!
I am going to marry my Waifu soon, too.

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>>51860494
>transplant my consciousness into her body
Are you then gonna marry that anon?

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>>51861895
Only if he supplies me with d30s and every other useless dice known to man
Collecting gimmicky, one-trick-pony things is my fetish

>>51861361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qxn_8sybw

>>51858317
Generate a random number between 1 and 30.

>>51862325
Better Woolie strikes again.

>>51858317
OOOOOOOOOOOH! I didn't recognize this chick without her hat! I know who this is now.

>>51858317
Damn, those mushrooms must be a really healthy food.

I'm enjoying where this thread is going

t. /k/

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Tohou and dice thread?

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>>51864017
Is the Touhou RPG good?

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>>51858317
>I bought a d30 today. What do I do with it
You're gonna need a lot more if you want to pursue the Science of /tg/.

>>51864271
No.

>>51858317
I want to hold her hand

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>>51858317
Ad related?

>>51864271
There's a bunch of them and they're all very different games. I bet at least one of them will fit your tastes.

Play Dungeon Crawl Classics

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>>51860398
You cannot marry a fictional character, at least not in any meaningful way (read: carnal knowledge)