You find this magic item. Wat do?

Throw it away, it's cursed.

Oh, use it all right away. That stuff is the best.

>>51849402
No you idiot, you need to get rid of it, that stuff's toxic.

>>51849402
>use it all right away
Not all of it! Save some for later! Who knows when you'll find more, if ever?

Use it as lube.

>>51849445
This is the right answer. What the hell else do you even do with Skub?

>>51849445
Do you really want that disgusting shit on your dick? Who knows what damage it may cause?

>>51849454
Obviously you haven't used skub for very long, it has many useful and practical applications for both fantasy adventurers and the people that play them.

>>51849252
That's disguisting anon, this is a blue board.

>>51849252
Dammit Bob, we agreed that you won't force your magical realm in our games again!

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>>51849473
But it ruins everything it touches over time! remember when this happened?

>>51849518
>Faux News
That riot was started by anti-skubbers and everyone knows it. Don't believe everything just because it was on the tube.

Skub? I put that shit on everything.

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>me lizardfolk warbanner
>me stole skub and tell everybody it's smth from SPaaaaaaaaaaaCE
>me prepare Catapult Turtle and sorcerer for upcomming battle

>>51849464
Yes. I know. That's the reason I'm using it.

>>51849252
Cast detect evil.

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>>51849518
>false flag riot
>bringing it up as "proof" that skub is bad

>>51849572
I bet you don't even use coasters, you disgusting freak.

>>51849252
Flip a coin then decide, my kids are pro-skub and anti-skub, I'm new to this substance.

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Stay away from that shit.
It makes you god damn deranged.

>>51850558
Holy shit man, know your stuff. That's distilled Helveticanised Calcium, not skub.

>>51850611
>skubfag damage control

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>>51850611
HELVETICA?

>>51850558
>deranged

Implying that webm shows anything less than the closest any man will get to religious nirvana this side of judgement day.

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>>51849252
You find this magic item, wat do?

>>51850955
.desruc s'ti ,yawa ti worhT

>>51850955
.tseb eth si ffuts tahT .yawa thgir lla ti esu , hO<

>>51851627
yawa thgir lla ti esu<
?reve fi ,erom dnif ll'ouy nehw swonk ohW !retal rof emos evaS !ti fo lla toN

Rub it all over myself, hoping to absorb its mystical properties.

>>51849395
Literally Stalin.

.ebul sa ti esU

>>51850558
That man has reached enlightenment through skub. I'm jealous.

>>51850558
what the fuck.

>>51854067
Skub, not even once.

>>51854201
no Skub all the time

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>>51850558
huh. I'd never seen the original version of that

I wonder when I stopped being forever-GM.

Then I go get popcorn.

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>>51850694
It is dangerous to go alone, take this!

>>51849252
Start flinging shit with everyone else

>>51854595
Is this art?