I am the Genie; I come, /tg/ to give again: A wish in haiku.

>>51843500


>I come, /tg/ to give again:

Grammar fail.

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>>51843500

Genie, you suck so
I can't believe you would lose
To a fucking fish

>>51843500

Almighty La Jinn,
I wish to tell everyone,
"You're waifu a shit."

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>>51843500
Genie, I do wish;
That knowledge I take hold of;
What should I wish for?

I sincerely wish
That no wishes get granted
Fuck you all, faggots

>>51843520
It is a big fish.
>>51843533
Your call has been forwarded.
>>51843561
You're waifu shit.
>>51843580
No

Our genie, I wish
That our female ranger elf
would stop getting caught

>>51843782
She wants some fuk

>>51843500
One delicious brown
well mannered, pure and polite
immortal loli.

>>51843500

I am not Gene
I came deep in your mother
I wish for seconds

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>>51843804
it's literally every other session
she gets tied up and we have to fucking rescue her

It was funny once, but fucking hell i want it to end, its gone too fucking far

seriously, she got captured trying to free a unicorn, for fucks sake

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>>51843993
Approach this logically:
She can't get tied up if you tie her first.

Also unicorns are tricky creatures.

>>51843500
I wish that life,
was better for all of us.
On the path to stars.

My good sir genie
I wish for but one thing now
Please go kill yourself

>>51843500
Do you want a haiku that fits the thematic requirements of the haiku?

Or do you only
want sets of five syllables
with seven between?

My only one wish
that every anon who posts in here
will meet their waifu
even if she's shit

>>51843782
Here, a lockpick.
>>51843875
Loli, frozen forever.
>>51843975
Another dinner.

>>51844061
Colonizing Mars.
>>51844093
I am sorry, immortal.
>>51844117
I am not picky.

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>>51844020
I feel like that might only accelerate the problem

i'm pretty sure she gets off on it, but it might be her shitty luck or bed decision making.

she tried to out sneak a succubus, which ended poorly.

Big fat american titties.

>>51843500
tickle my balls and call me daddy

>>51843500
There once was a man with desire,
Grand riches he wished to acquire,
But haiku are distasteful,
And the genie was faithful,
So the man never did thing required.

>>51843500
Genie, I wish for
a short, kindly kobold wife
with big scaled titties

>>51843500
Genie can you please
Give me infinite wishes
And some cans of lube?

like eternal spring
I wish immortal loli
was my earthly form

>>51843500

Snow falls in winter.
In spring, the flowers return.
OP is a fag.

>>51843500
My wish is simple:
Change my bod' into beauty;
A gorgeous lady.

My dear friend Genie;
I wish of you, only this;
my waifu was real.

>>51843500
Oh mystical genie, always beloved
Grant me a pure custodes army, please
I want everything fully painted

ITT: /tg/ cannot into 5-7-5 syllables.

>none of these poems rhyme

>>51847595
When will you mortals learn?
A genie's wish - not your concern!
To trade bantz with a leprechaun,
Now that is worth a poem!

>>51847617
>what is haiku

You glorious cunt.
I wish Xyz would fuck off
So games could slow down

Lately I can't shit
I think I eat to much starch
Can you fix my poop

>>51844410
What you need to do is get caught and tied up FIRST! How can the ranger be the one everyone has to rescue, if they have to rescue YOU first?

>>51843500
La Jinn, please here my wishes and grant them!
I wish to die.
thank you

>>51843500
gib Perennial wealth
like figs, constant yet ignored
or i report u

>>51843500
Oh great /tg/ Djinn,
Please make 'nids not suck in 8th
Also fuck tau please

Lo, Genie, I ask
Add just one inch to my cock
Please and thank you, friend

>>51845401
Limerick?

>>51843500
I'd like it a lot
if my fetishes would stop
ruining my life.

>>51843500
I wish your second line didn't have the wrong number of syllables.

This is a haiku.

In stupid genie land.

>>51849027
Elaborate

>>51849065
No, the third word is
It is pronounced "teej" you see
Not Tee and Gee, right?

All that I wish for
Is a third Magic Un- set
No Monkey's paw bull

>>51849948
I bet you also think sage rhymes with rage.

>>51850247
No I doubt he thinks that as it means roughly, "to lower" in Japanese, and is like pronounced Sa- Hey

>>51843500

Powerful Genie,
I have but one desire,
The greatest wienie.

>>51850877
>>51850906
>deleting your posts when you make a mistake trying to sound like you know what you're talking about

Epic newfriend

The archive sees all

>>51843500
Immortality
And none of that aging shit
Hurry the fuck up

Dear stupid genie,
Give me infinite wishes.
From, Adolf Hitler.

>>51851017
I mixed up Sage and Sennin, fuck you, it's not like it's necessary to know japanese by heart when, well, you live in America. not like I really care anyway.

>>51843500
Oh great, kind genie,
I wish to be a cute girl,
finding love in spring.

>>51843500
No, go fuck yourself
You'll give regular wishes
Or none at all, prick

Light as a Feather
Fast as the Fastest Falcon
I wish to gain Flight!

>>51843500
>haiku
jap shit, fuck you i just wish jojo's "lets spam this fucking animu shit in every thread, forum and video" adventure

I wish to travel,
transcending space and time
To the multiverse!

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A proton pack, please.
Incorporeal demons
Are total faggots.