If painting things makes them go faster, why dont orks paint

>>51839583
It is my understanding Orks are not big smart.

1) It makes them go faster, doesn't turn them into sonic clones
2) They aren't smart enough to do it.

>>51839583
>whoiswazdakka.mork

>>51839583
BECAUSE GREEN IS DA BEST

Green is the orkiest colour. Red makes things go faster, purple makes things sneakier, yellow makes things explode, blue makes things luckier...

>>51840154
>not having your orks ride a pride float for the fastest, stealthiest but also killiest wagon ever made, with lots of loot to be found after

It doesn't make things faster.

Orks just are too stupid to realise they only paint fast things red.

Having too many colors on something probably breaks the waagh-nergy

>DIS BE RED YA GROT!
>NO ITS GREEN!
>SHUT YER MOUTHS! ITS OBVIOUSLY YELLA'!
>U LOTZ BE DUMMER THAN A 'UMIE, THERE'S NOTHING THERE!.

>>51840216
zoggin' genius

>>51840230
Oi' gitalowed o' dis git 'e don't e'en no the basicks of WAAAAGH!!!

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>>51839583
Because without a basis for comparison their innate psychic abilities won't work. Remember, their psychic abilities only work based on what they believe. Think about it - if EVERY trukk is red, how do they know what the red trukks are faster than? Ultimately they spend more time among themselves than with other species so their best method of comparison is themselves. In order to know that red trukks are fasta, they have to have "normal"-colored trukks to compare them to.

>>51840357
The Waaagh doesn't involve colours dumbass.

The only reason why red trukks go faster is because mekboys subconsciously spend more effort on the engines of red trukks.

That's what you get when you have a species that is genetically engineered to do great technological feats without any kind of understanding what they do.

>>51840216
But black makes things dangerous.
A rainbow float won't be as dangerous as a hearse.

>>51840670
The red goes faster is literally THE example of how the WAAARGH works.

They don't because they're oblivious to their own ability to warp reality

>>51841010
Could you imagine how horrifying Orks would be if they understood that?

>>51841325
Don't you mean KRORKS!

>>51839583
Like >>51839697 said. Orks are green. Si if they are painted red, they cease to be orks.

Yes it's circular logic. Why? Because orks run on it.

>>51840230
But every ork is a psyker, so them believing that red goes faster actually makes red things faster

>>51839583
Bekuz, ya dum git. If all da orkz wuz red, den dey'd ALL be goin' faster, so NONE of 'em wud be goin' faster.

>>51841164
SEE DAT PLANET?

YOU CAN WAAAGH IT

>>51841325
They'd ride all the way to the imperial palace, steal the emperor on his golden throne and mount it on their best tank

>>51840683
But what if it was a pride float mounted on a black flatbed?

>>51842518
Single most powerful entity in the materium

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>>51840216
>>51842518

>>51839583
Because the Inquisition said that never happened.

On a completely unrelated note, don't ever point your telescope in the direction of the Large Magellanic Cloud.

Rumors that one can see a red, wriggling mass with rockets attached midway between the galaxies has no basis on imperial reviewed reality.

>>51842639
>>51842790
Now, how many shootas can we strap to it?

>>51839583
BECUZ DA BOSS DON'T WANT NO YOUF GETTIN' TOO BIG FER 'IS BRITCHES WITH A TRUKK AS FAST AS DA BOSS'S YA GIT

>>51839583
GREEN IS BEST, 'N YELLA IS LUCKY.

>>51839583
There's a group of invisible Orks, how did they become invisible you ask? They painted themselves purple, and nobodies seen them since, because nobody has seen a purple ork.

>>51844158
all of them

>>51844819
Still not enuff dakka do

>>51844819
Could use a bit more dakka though.

>>51844819
>>51845144
>>51845211
Now hold on, we have to paint the boyz too, don't we? Otherwise it'll be the FLOAT that's all them things but the boyz would still be average boyz, right?

>>51840230
Oi, et sayz rioight ere in me rulez book dat da red paint job makez yer wagonz go faster

>>51839697
If Red is faster how can green b best?

t. Uruk Jadork Smizz, Ork Philosopha

>>51845957
green gives dakka ya groot,

>>51845446
Right, we paint the boys green, because green is orky, and therefore the best

>>51845957
Oi, why dun't we just paint our boyz wiv all da colourz?! Den we git all da powaz! Rainbow boyz ar' best!

>>51839583
cause green is best!

orks have lots of "magic" colors, red is for vehicles.

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>>51839583

Uh, they DO. This is entirely what Evil Sunz's schtick is about.

>>51842518
PAINT IT RED!
Job's a goodun boss.