>A new Egypt-themed board-game >It comes in a pyramid box

Dead on arrival, huh?

Well at least it'll last a while.

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>>51836520
> When you open the box, you find out it's full of grain.

>>51836520

I write numbers on the side and roll it for a D5.

>>51836583
Came in here to make this joke, or some permutation of it, anyway.

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>The player tokens are heavy obelisks

Well, with a geometrically irregular shape like that I'm certainly not packing it into my tomb to take with me to the afterlife.

>>51836520
it will be a bitch to store, but most people who see it will think it's clever

I made one of these in middle school for a class project out of yellow cardboard. The pyramid unfolded from the top and you would start on one of the four new corner tips. Make your way to the center

>The pyramid faces contain small holes

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new?

>>51836930

IT'S HAPPENING

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>>51836520
Would be a shame if someone tac nuked that nice thing ya go there

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>>51839925
don't forget to super charge it with naqquadah

>>51839997
Shut up sho'vah

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>>51840195
shol'va'

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>>51840195
>Shut up sho'vah
>Not Shol'va Kree
The Tau'ri are a foolish race

>>51836567
This anon right here.