YOUR PARTY ENTERS THE TOWN
>The mayor is a Treant
>A Succubus and Satyr run the tavern.
>An earth elemental and fire elemental run the blacksmith.
>A Centaur takes care of the stables.
>Modrons patrol the streets lead by a shield Guardian
>All manner of magical creatures and races hurry about between the roads and shops
How does the party react?
>>51803392
>a centaur takes care of the stables
If it's a male I refuse to leave my horse there.
>>51803392
Starts a research to find out how the town reproduction functions, as the diversity seems impossible to maintain.
>>51803412
Afraid of getting cucked?
>>51803450
KEK
>>51803412
But it's fine if it's a female?
Fucking pervert.
>>51803450
Yest. /mlp/
>>51803392
>Where do you keep your dead?
>>51803392
I evacuate the campaign as soon as possible and never look back.
>>51803392
Is the centaur a cute girl?
If not. Flood the town and rape the succubus.
>>51803486
>We feed them to the garbage disposal.
>Slime in a hole.
>>51803392
Where is the church?
Where are the dead?
>>51803512
>Is the centaur a cute girl?
>If not. Flood the town and rape the succubus.
It's not rape if she invited you
>>51803527
>...Where are the wounded and dying?
>>51803557
Struggling to get out of the hole.
Obviously.
>>51803392
Sounds comfy. I wanna live there.
>>51803571
Where is your church then?
>>51803392
> OBLIGATORY HFY DEUS VULT POST!
>>51803392
Burn
It
To
The
Ground
>>51803392
Recruitment drive.
Anyone, anything.
>>51803436
Probably gets people moving there from elsewhere to maintain the population.
>>51803612
>Dude having a chaotic evil succubus & satyr running the tavern is totally okay because they're not humans!
>>51803436
Immigration?
>>51803604
>old "Church" is round the back
>It's just a intellect devourer and a few books
New reformed church
>Drow priestess and a high elf monk
>>51803649
>Half-elf.
To the reformed church then.
>>51803436
If I was GMing, this would be a town where adventurers retire when they are tired of adventuring.
Question is: Do the players figure out the adventuring connection before or after they start a fight ?
>>51803552
You can still rape the willing
>>51803392
When did we get to Narnia?
Set up a banking clan and instigate racial tensions
>>51803612
>>51803627
spooky
Sounds like a border town.
Beware the guard, they are either the best or dead around this kind of place.
>>51803392
https://youtu.be/i5-Tuo1bmFM?t=8m48s
>>51803392
Proceed on to the town proper, since we're obviously in the infested slums.
>>51803392
My sorcerer goes to the tavern to get fucked by the succubus.
>>51803733
This
They leave
>>51803630
I like how this got changed from the Warden Commander's seal to just the generic seal for the Grey Wardens in general.
>>51812593
And by "like", I mean that I think it's super lame.