Share your horror stories.

>>51760157

That person may just be pulling your leg.

>>51760205
No I've met her in person she's genuine about this stuff.

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>>51760157
I made it two sentences in. Abandoning ship.

Somebody post the Roman story.

>>51760205
You'd be surprised, anon.

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>>51761867

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>>51761896

>>51760157
Bullshit. No way that's not bait or photoshop.

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I don't think anything will ever top this classic.

>>51761896
>Not going for the pol realm
For buck's sake, wether you agree with pol or not that would be fun as fuck, it's not like every 40k fan wants to live in that universe either.
Fucking limp wristed homos

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>>51760157
Those fucking names. My god.

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>>51760157
This obviously isn't real. I caught about nine different references in those backstories, and there must be more.

>>51762106
I wish I was a good enough writer to make this shit up. I'd probably be a much better DM if I could come up with stuff this stupid and over the top.

>>51761911
I knew I could count on /tg/.

>>51761963
The thing that kills me is that he refers to his friend's friend as Sanguinatus the entire fucking time, every time I read the name I crack up

>>51760157

>bard
>Lawful Good

Someone's playing the wrong edition.

>>51760205
Poe's Law, nigga

>>51762421
>alignments
Someone's playing the wrong game

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>>51760157
>Sakura Kawaii is a Princess of Rainbow Kingdom
YAMEROOOOOO

>>51760157
The first ones name I could maybe accept as some weebs attempt at making something cool, but there is no way someone would unironically make a Sakura Kawaii with all those tropes and think they made an actual character.

>>51762421
Bards can be Lawful Good in Pathfinder, 4e, and 5e.