Your real life proffession is now a fantasy class, alongside

I don't. It'd be far too much of a lolrandom asspull to make that happen.

>>51758332
Arcane magic is actually (shoddily) written in PHP.

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>>51758393
>PHP

>>51758419
What, would you prefer javascript without jquery and non-webkit CSS?

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>>51758332
>Porn star.
>Mage.
Wanker magic.
The more you spill the you kill!
Pic somewhat related.

>shipyard welder
It's easy to see how this could be transferred to a fantasy setting, but shipwright really isn't an adventuring class.

>>51758332
>IT
It wouldn't. Probably a pure mental-based skill monkey due to the large amount of time spent on fantasy wikis.

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>Carpenter

I can summon Divine constructs that help absorb damage dealt to other targets. Turning damage into healing and turning disabilities into bonuses.

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>>51758332
>Butcher
Eh, could be worse. At least I'm useful.

>>51758332

>profession

i want reddit to leave

>>51758524
What a coincidence, I want people who haven't been on /tg/ since 2007 to leave.

>>51758332
>physicist
Does this just make me a different kind or wizard?

I'm a land surveyor. So i follow after adventurers have cleaned a dungeon to measure it up and map it after people decide what to do with it.

>>51758332
>Librarian
Maybe a wizard-like character with silence based abilities.

>>51758332
>teacher
I'd make it a shit bard I suppose

>>51758436
>>Porn star.
Di you do actual porn or just cam whore stuff?

I do some part time.

Maybe something like a bard with bonuses based on how naked you are.

>Content Marketing Copywriter
Nerf journalists, buff creative salaries, raise level requirements on reading comprehension.

>Defense contract engineer
I guess I put all my points in skill focus(siege weapons)

>Blacksmith

Hit shit with a hammer till it stops twitching.

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>Engineer
No imagination needed, been a proffession since the year dot. I guess I would be building extremley shoddy siege engines or crossbows and shit for the party.

>>51758332
NEET

As a true expert at doing nothing, I vastly enhance the bonuses my party gains when resting.

>>51758332
>infantry officer
So warlord?

>Aircraft Subsystem Assembly

So, is it like an Artificer or some shit?

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>>51758332
QA. I'm the first to spot when things go wrong, but my powers are limited to explaining what went wrong and recommending someone to fix it.

Call the class the Oracle, remove Divination-type spells from the other classes' spell lists, give them bonuses to Perception and similar defenses (as with the spells, this means weakening the Ranger and Thief versions of these), and give them telepathy. 90% of QA is communication.

Also, is this actually a conversation starter, or are you just curious about the sorts of people who visit /tg/?

>European Historian
Man, I'd be so fucking useless.

>>51758435
Over PHP? Hell, I actually might! On more serious note - if you need scripting language why not Python? If you need to make webpages why not some framework?

>>51758332
>Senior code monkey / TL / tutor @ IT company
Warlord or other such hybrid support/beatstick class. As of late I spend more time on the organizational stuff than productive work, but it can't he helped...

I fix printers, so i now fix spellbooks??? Guess im not adventuring any time soon.

>Security Guard

I guard the temple. So a shitty fighter at first.

>>51758628
You wouldn't happen to have bleached blonde hair going just under the ears, would ya?

>>51758372
Go ahead!!! I opened the thread for laughs, not for making a class compendium

Well I'm now a shopkeeper. That really does not a good adventuring class make.

>>51758846
>That really does not a good adventuring class make.
Do you even capitalism, ho?

>>51758661
>I vastly enhance the bonuses my party gains when resting.
that's what you think

"that creepy dude didn't let me rest. He was awake all night wanking and muttering F5, F5, F5"

>>51758332
I sell mattresses for a living.

>>51758520
How does one become a Butcher?
When I was a kid I helped my Grandpa and family slaughter and butcher cows in the summer, but that was from his own herd, not professionally.

>Social Worker
Like a thrallherd but with junkies and homeless

>>51758756
>Also, is this actually a conversation starter, or are you just curious about the sorts of people who visit /tg/?

I'm testing my new pick-up line before friday night

>>51758874
Are you mattress vendress?

I'm a doctor.
I'm the healbitch.

>>51758937
How do you feel about getting bullied affectionately?

>geographer
Well fuck I'm probably going to be useful in getting to the dungeon, at least

>>51758332
Kindergarten teacher

Either a Wizard with a book full of suggestion / illusion spells or just your everyday bard, telling stories, entertaining people who don't even realize your competence, teaching their uneducated offsprings.

>>51758983
Shit son, you can be geomancer now!

>>51758889
You can pick up the trade in most any supermarket chain. Most places will have you working with processed segments of pork and beef instead of the entire carcass.

When I worked at a supermarket you had to start off as a deli clerk and pray that a meat cutter apprenticeship would open up.

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>>51758889
I went to collage for it, but that doesn't seem to matter much, as most people I know don't.

Just start dropping off resumes, you will probably start out as a wrapper, and move up from there. Mention your prior experience.

Also it depends what you are looking for, grocery store, slaughter, custom, packing, sausage, etc.

It's a good career that can pay very well, is always hating and will always be int demand. An the skill are usable for life.

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>>51758332
I entered university a NEET
I left university an overqualified NEET

>>51759006
>Not being one of those cute NPCs the PCs end up growing overly attached to.

>>51759095
*always hiring.

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>>51758332
I'd be a mage specializing in intercepting the messages of my kingdom's enemies being conveyed by magical or mundane means I guess?

>>51759069
>>51759095
But you do need to apprentice then? I wonder is anywhere near Seattle is looking for a warm body to fill a position...

>>51758332

I guess my job would fall under 'Porter' so really I'm just the Commoner class

>>51758867
Not him, but I definitely capitalism.
>Retiree
Noble. I get paid to own stuff. Spend most of my time planning parties or social outings for my friends, who have a variety of useful professions. This in turn means I have a network of highly competent people who can fix problems as they arise with my enterprise.

I also am a semi-pro GM. Like, I get paid but obviously its not my primary income.

Oh, and I spend an inordinate amount of my time tending to my waifu and kidlets. Rather than hiring a fleet of nannies and ignoring them.

>>51758770
>Over PHP? Hell, I actually might! On more serious note - if you need scripting language why not Python? If you need to make webpages why not some framework?

I'm actually using CakePHP right now, but once this project is done, we are switching to a different framework.

>>51759216
>>Retiree
Of old age? What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

>>51758332
The Art Student is a pretty piss-poor class when it comes to direct combat. D6 hit die, shit all in weapon proficiencies, and few other offensive capabilities. However, Art Students do get proficiency with one musical instrument, proficiency one set of artisan's tools, and two bonus languages. Best of all, the Art Student can cast arcane spells from their own spell list made up mostly of illusion spells, using a musical instrument or artisan's tools that they're proficient with as an arcane focus. Charisma determines the spell DCs while Inteligence dictates spells known and slots per long rest.

Essentially, a thematic fusion of the wizard and the bard.

>>51758807
No. Must be think of someone else m8.

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>janitor

ಠ_ಠ

>>51758332
Going to think about this for a while as I work today, hopefully thread will live for about 6ish hours

Lawyer in training, so probably a purely social class based on fasttalking or maybe some kind of countermage?

>>51759216
Addendum: I got it! I'm a quest-giver. I know lots of PCs, and occasionally I have them do stuff. That reflects my role as GM and as a business owner.

>>51759247
No, I'm 28.

Ever read Tim Ferris? "4-hour workweek"? It's that sort of lifestyle, except I've reduced 4 hours a week to about 4 hours a month. So basically I'm retired.

People in older generations would instead devote their time to getting more money. But, like, I don't need more money. So I'm not exactly private jet rich like I guess I could be in 40 years if I never see my family. Instead I spend my time doing fun stuff like hosting, vidya, traveling, and GMing (which is why I /tg/).

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>>51759282

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>>51759145
Depends on the position. Apprenticing hasn't been a thing for the past few decades, it's impossible to find.

You will often see the "ten years experience" road block, but that usually for cutters.

Just look online. If they ask for your experience say you have non-proffesional experience in the career, but are willing to learn and work hard.

It's all in the wording. Stress you may not have much experience, however you done it before (so you won't quit the first day because it's "dirty" or "hard") and that you are willing to learn and a "blank slate" (meaning you have no bad habits and they can train you how they like).

>>51758332
>pollster

I just kinda annoy people and they die.

>>51759006
>Kindergarten teacher

You're the DM

>>51758332
>mixer for resin bonded abrasives
Some sort of alchemist probably. No healing potions but I could whip up some nasty and flammable stuff that also turns you yellow and purple while giving you cancer. Or some other stuff that burns green and thinks water is fuel.

>>51759006
See
>>51758910
Thrallhers but with little shits

>>51758332
>How do you balance it to still being playable?

I have a master's degree in animal breeding and genetics, have published in journals with an impact factor, got bored, went on to get a vet degree, but got bored during the first year, went back to work Uni in population genetics, learned enough scripting in perl, and fucking Fortran90 of all things, to make that work got bored again, passed state exams and got certs for being an electrician, worked three years as a custodian in a big pharma warehouse, got bored again, got certs for being a dietician, managed to not kill the first fucking lazy ass fattie who paid me, threw that job two weeks later as the lardo proclaimed that it's not a birthsday without cake (middle aged guy, with a BMI way above his actual age), got certs for forklift repair and became an electromechanic.

How the fuck do I balance that? Who the fuck am I even? Who do I want to be when I grow up?
I don't even know.

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bouncer

>>51758332

>cop

Basically a paladin with a ranged weapon

but my job is the NPC that all the player characters buy their weapons from.

that, or my companions all get obscenely overpowered kit... eventually.

>>51759493
You're the guy who keeps multiclassing every level

>>51759356
>Ever read Tim Ferris? "4-hour workweek"?
Did not, will look into it.

Well, I'm pretty sure wisely maintained wealth can become self-sustaining after reaching certain amount. The catch is getting to that amount.

>>51759538
basically I sit outside while all the adventurers do interesting shit in the tavern

occasionally something interesting will happen outside the tavern like nobles and special guests arriving but otherwise I just make sure adventurers are at least level 21 and I clean up outside if anyone leaves their gear or supplies lying around

my class grants a lot of physical stats and magic defense but my intelligence was just a lucky roll,
proficient with most weapons and armor but magic attacks are limited

>>51759704
Industry secret:
Adventure taverns are always built on Low Magic spots to reduce collateral damage in brawls

>>51759581
You still have your holy avenger baton don't you?
I am G4S employee at the moment and just about to join the police.

>>51759691
Ehhh... sorta but not really.

Real wealth is in the network. A CEO's job is basically drinking with people. No really. They fly here or there for a meeting and have drinks and then fly here or there and do it again. You're trying to figure out if the people you're consulting/contracting are incompetent or scammers. If they aren't, and they can get the job done *on time* then great! You found a reliable source for widget X.

Alternately, you're basically doing HR but for extremely high powered positions. Poaching talent from other companies, wooing dudes and dudettes with fancy party stuffs and negotiating deals.


My point is, you ever hear those stories about dudes who go bankrupt like 7 times in their life and still wind up billionaires? Mark Twain was like that, to name one example. Once you have the network of people you can get rich over and over again, even if something happens to the market and you lose it all (or bet it all on some failed entrepreneurship). Yeah, capital is necessary, but not nearly as important as the network. If you've been bankrupt and rich again three times, banks will give you a loan because you've proven you can get rich again. Its the getting shit done by getting the best people to work for you (by contract or employment) that is essential.

Not to get political, but the other notable example of this is Donald Trump.

>>51759390
Is it worth looking into? I'm the Anon who sells beds and I kinda hate it. i make good money, but I hate sales.

>>51759818
Oh, talent hunting. Yeah, that kind of job I'm aware of. And I can imagine how it would generate tons of profit when done professionally.
I'd imagine it's not for everyone though and the requirement is like 16+ Charisma with decent Int & Wis to boot. More power for you.

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>>51759828
In my option yes. It is a good career, it will always be in demand, an pays well. However it isn't for the faint of heart. It is dirty, and requires hard work.

The problem is 80% of what makes a job enjoyable is your coworkers. I'm great friends with all of mine. If the people you work with suck, so will the job.

I'm unemployed so i got the hobo part down

>>51758332
>How do you balance it to still being playable?
My equipment is a food delivery bag and a Prius.

Then again, I never have to deal with Red Wagon Pizza's dogshit, so net gain.

>>51759974
The other part isn't so hard either.

>>51758332
You don't balance neet fuck with anything, you just leave it to die.

>>51758393
No, spells are actually npm modules.
Every day you need to reconfigure your task manager because some update broke your workflow.

>>51758332
No. Just no. I'd be the innkeeper, and screw putting up with the steady stream of "adventurers".

>>51758332

As a Retail Associate (shelf-stocking bitch), I like to think of myself as a shitty Artificer, that has whatever's appropriate for the situation on hand, but it's always at the bottom of the bag of holding, or in the back of the trap laden arcane vault.

>student
I'm an apprentice to >>51758653 I suppose.

>>51758332

Uni student.
I guess I am the shit class called something like, dunno, "Adventurer" which doesn't have any inherent bonuses except maybe access to loads of basic feats.
The one class you wanna get out fast, or that you only use to min-max another.

I am actually an Engineering student, but till now l've only done basic stuff so no trebuchets for me.

>>51758332
I don't. If I have a profession, I won't be desperate enough to go tomb robbing.

>>51760462
>If I have a profession, I won't be desperate enough to go tomb robbing.
It's called archeology.

>>51759818
>>51759356
Teach me your secrets.

>>51758332
Software Engineer here. I'd imagine my class is similar to a mage, lot of prep but has great utility and potentially catastrophic effects. If we go off the basis that the fighter for example can't use a computer....

>>51758332

Uni Student, Library and information science major.

So, An apprentice scholar. Eh, could be way worse.

>>51759282

THE SHITOMANCER!

>>51759351

An Scribe focused on writing and enforcing the laws. Maybe even a proto-prosecutor.

>>51758332
Different topic, same vein. What would your real life stat bloc be? Assuming we take typical D&D?

>>51760670
I can answer that real quick
9STR (working on it)
9DEX
12CON
12INT
13WIS
8CHR
I would also think I have a feature added to me that rerolls critical failures and critical successes

>Industrial worker
I'm the very definition of an NPC

>>51760670
>Assuming we take typical D&D?
How about no?

S: 3
P: 5
E: 4
C: 5
I: 7
A: 7
L: 10

Small Frame / Chem Reliant
Sneak / Science / Repair

>Stock Clerk
Item specialist. And I can throw brake drums and fifth wheel top plates at people for massive damage.

>>51758587
>They're putting a living complex in the lich's dungeon. It's completely underground but there's a gym and it's rent controlled

>>51758332
I'm a CNA. I make beds, serve food, change oxygen tanks, change briefs, and lift fat people.

Maybe I can give assist other bonuses, or summon healing outsiders (that complain about me a lot)?

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>Geologist
But anon dorfs are already a class

>>51758937
>>51758966
>Be doctor
>Get thrown into fantasy world
>Everyone expects healers to be submissive and bullied and maybe the party pillow
>Not me bitch, didn't spend 8 years in med school to get my hair tussled by the party fighter
>Boss everyone around, yell at them when they do stupid shit like the doctor I'm used to being
>They finally start listening and the bard's rash clears up

>>51760939
>no healer, you're the bully

So, I'm a professional support worker for the disabled.

How does that even translate? Not a healer because I only administer the meds the sheet says to do so with, and most of my current job is spent sitting in the lounge chatting to my client about stupid shit. My old job I'd support people to go swimming, church, trampolining, etc.

>>51761065
In other words you're nurse(male) ?

>>51758332

ITT:
>50% of /tg/ is either in the military or in the porn industry
>25% of /tg/ is in both

I'm in pharmacy, so like, an alchemist or something. Healer? Poison assassin? Both? Decent Wis and Int, a little bit of Cha, OK dex, bad Str/Con (or at least not needed for the job usually)

>>51758570
I'm a geology student, does that make me a geomancer?

>>51761118
Kind of, I guess? I cook the food, dress and undress them, dispense and administer medication, hand feed if needed, help them with their finances, their health, their life goals, and help them to achieve their goals whether it be physical or mental, or something as simple as learning how taps work. I fully organise their day to day lives, am well trained on how to safely defend myself without injuring others and when it is safe to do that. There's also tons of stuff like constantly assessing the situation we're in for risks and threats and working out how to prevent incidents or outbreaks of violence.

Nurse does kinda cover a lot of aspects of it, but I feel like it misses a lot of the other stuff where I'm literally helping them get through all the finnicky bits of life as well as a guide of common sense and safety.

>>51761195
Lvl 1 druid?

>>51758889
Walk around town with a meat cleaver in hand and hope you catch the eye of a talent scout.

>>51758332
I can cast a wide variety of magical spells. All of them involve shooting lasers at things.

>>51758937
Ayyyyy, healbros.
t. paramedic

>>51761206
Wait, when you say disabled I was imagining domestic care for cripples, but this sounds more like asylum job. So which one is it? Either way, you have my respect, constant care of other people is something I wouldn't have the nerves for. And I'm happy that somebody does.
If you're doing more lot of overtimes and are only paid for half of them, you're most definitely a nurse.

>>51758874
This has the potential to be a very powerful class
>party and friends get your good mattresses
>rests take a fraction of the time and restore more HP, maybe give buffs based on mattress texture and softness/firmness
>circulate bad mattresses among baddies and their cohorts
>casters don't gain spells because they had terrible sleeps, everyone wakes up fatigues, debuffs
>at higher levels you can even booby trap mattresses for nighttime assassinations

>>51761210
Whu would i be a druid, im not a biologist...

>>51760515
you can even sell right to first picks to actual tomb robbers, just don't tell your students.

>>51760005
We have the ability to offend anyone's sensibilities by telling them we don't have jobs

>>51758332
>Security Guard
At least I have ranks in Perception.

>>51761326
Great, we're moving targets that draw attention. Work a bit on running, and we'll make decent peltasts.

>>51761387
No man I play the shitposter variant. We drive the baddies to suicide by creating sockpuppets and calling them faggots on their favorite social media outlet.

Still useless in combat, though.

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>all of these blue collar workers in /tg/
This is a surprise.

>>51758570
Fireball is made from sulphur and guano.
Gunpowder is made from sulphur, guano, and charcoal

If anything, Magic-Users are Chemists.

>>51758332
Forklift Driver.

I can't take my mount inside dungeons.

>>51761288
It's mainly domestic. Three of them live in supported living (that is to say, they collectively rent a place together, with the financial side of it being done on their behalf), none of the three have the mental capacity to make their own decisions about... pretty much anything. They can't dress themselves, they can't wash themselves, they can't understand how to communicate, but are all very happy and seem to have very full lives despite the handicaps, one of them even had a job picking up litter at one point, until we realised that they'd pull off the safety gloves and throw them because it's funny, at which point we had to stop it due to the potential risk of needles etc amongst litter.

The other one lives in their own home, have their own car, can make their own choices, but suffers from severe learning disabilities and extreme anxiety. Can't drive the car themselves so we drive it for them, but they choose where we go, and what we do etc. The main focus of supporting them is to do with subtly steering them to choices that are beneficial to their physical and psychological wellbeing, and away from anything that might be a trigger for an incident (in which they become violent due to an overload of stress and anxiety).


Still really not sure what kind of role I would have if my job was a class.

>3D Artist/Level Designer

Some kind of reality warper/summoner class. I would be actually pretty powerful.

>Molecular Ecologist

Well shit. I study the evolutionary history of australian magpies for a PhD, I don't think that translates well to fantasy. Maybe a swarm pet-based class? And let my bird minions act as vectors for handwaved 'gene boosts' to buff/debuff people. That would be rad.

>3D artist

I guess it's like a summoner class of sorts, except it takes more time to summon something, but is only limited by imagination and skill?

>>51761624
>The other one lives in their own home, have their own car, can make their own choices, but suffers from severe learning disabilities and extreme anxiety. Can't drive the car themselves so we drive it for them, but they choose where we go, and what we do etc. The main focus of supporting them is to do with subtly steering them to choices that are beneficial to their physical and psychological wellbeing, and away from anything that might be a trigger for an incident (in which they become violent due to an overload of stress and anxiety).
In perfect world fa/tg/uy will lead the /r9k/bot ...

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>>51758332
Sooo... warhammer fantasy 1e

>>51758874
immediately thought of this for your weapon
https://youtu.be/sJdOEoXWLtU?t=1m12s

>>51760575
(It is now midday, and I am tipsy)

Well, as I mentioned, reading Tim Ferris is a good start.

My track was ace high school go to Ivy League school, take blowoff classes and basically major in Fraternity. The Ivy League isn't better because of better academics- its precisely because the network of people in positions of power is an intensely valuable resource to those who know what to do with it.

Majoring in Fraternity is not something that teaches well. Master the art of conversation. Take an interest in different people and talk to them extensively about their field. Most of what "practical" knowledge I know is stuff I taught myself through talking to people who actually know what they're doing.

Some of it is sales. Presenting yourself. Being impressive. Knowing something about everything makes you seem smarter than you are. Experts usually only know a lot about their own field and not a lot about anything else. So they're impressed by detailed knowledge of things they don't know. This attention to detail gives the impression of competence, which is the most important thing. People need to believe you are competent. The reality is- you know competent people and the end result is the same. You can get shit done.

Of course, you have to have a certain amount of WIS, because you have to evaluate if people are actually competent or just arrogant frauds. So you can't be a complete dumbass. You actually have to teach yourself science and shit. Learn to verify research claims. Get a very broad appraisal so you know what is fringe and what is industry standard. If you want to bet on fringe thats fine but know why other people arent betting on it.

(hmm, this probably isn't too coherent. Sorry, I had to sample whiskey with a mason today ^_^).

>>51758332
I make steel for a living, so I'd probably be a blacksmith or some kind of steel-based wizard.

>>51758332
>Correctional Officer

Shouldn't be too difficult.

Run a gw store
So some kind of thief with mild magical abilities a la jedi mind tricks kek

>>51758332
>Your real life proffession is now a fantasy class, alongside Warrior, Ranger, Thief, Bard, Cleric and Mage.

>How do you balance it to still being playable?

This actually works out in my favor.

>Casino Dealer

I become like a gambler Wizard class. Pretty cool, my favorite kind of Wizards are the useless tricky ones as opposed to the traditional big fireball types.

>>51761955
Oh- here's a tip. You want the equivalent of an MBA, just watch CNBC's "The Profit" with Marcus Lemonis. Shark Tank gets all the attention but it doesn't really teach you much- its basically tricking people into watching an advertisement.

Marcus is sorta like a consultant that just buys the business in question. There's a lot of TV drama because 100% of the time the business is failing because somebody is a dumbass. If it were failing for any other reason (market downturn, product is "before its time") then he doesn't buy in because he can't help the business. But yeah, he's like a doctor who fixes people's subtle but important mistakes in business management.

And this is basically what an MBA teaches you. Case study by case study. Here are all the ways to fuck up. But there is no guide on how to succeed. Only a guide on how to not fail. The rest of MBA is just networking for people who didn't do that in undergrad. Often Econ majors who worked too hard on grades instead of planning their future.

>>51758612
Sage?

Furniture loader. Weapon proficiencies: chair, table, lamp
Skills: use rope, craft (furniture)

>>51758332

>quiz time
>throwing weapon: chalk
>knowledge (languages)
>use rope
>diplomacy

Being a teacher is already an adventure.

>>51758332
>shopkeep
Lmao.

>>51762236
You're a fucking munchkin. I bet you dream of this or a SHTF societal collapse or whatever to make yourself relevant.

>>51758332

i work at a thrift store. i'm the vendor trash NPC in town that you sell your junk items to.

>99% of the time everything i sell is useless garbage
>1% of the time i sell the most beautiful, perfectly stat-ed, perfectly sized piece of equipment you could ever ask for
>let me join your party and i'll be the party packmule
>peddle my useless wares to other NPCs to earn a few bucks for lodging costs

>>51758332
I honestly don't think I could weld without being an arcane caster of some sort in most settings so I guess I'm already viable?

>>51760913
RN here if I am bitching about you you are being lazy
>>51761118
Nurses do way more at times. Most of nursing training is being a medical bard. I exist to understand and assist docs, pharmacists, physical, occupational and speech therapists, laboratory, social work, case management, radiology, equipment providers, clergy and the other bazillion people in Healthcare. Most of these people only understand the minimum of what the other group does. And to top it all off. The average patient/family only reads and understands medicine at a 4th grade level. And that's before you consider they might be ESL (if that).

>>51759818
I definitely see your point and don't disagree that you are accurately describing much of our current upper class, one of the world's richest men, Warren Buffet, would disagree with you.

Most of the types you are describing - Donald Trump being a good example - are starting off rich and while they're beating inflation and doing well despite failures they are not growing their wealth by nearly as much as those who are actually managing their capital well.

>>51758332
I work in Investment Banking, but not on wall street (Delaware office lol)

So I'm a Wizard, right?

>>51760670
Str 12
Dex 11
Con 9
Int 12
Wis 12
Cha 14

>>51762900
So I like Warren Buffet. But you understand that man is a wizard right? Not like a 4chan wizard. As in he actually does shit nobody else can do, does it consistently, and nobody can explain it.

The dominant investment theory, "A Random Walk Down Wallstreet" hinges on the premise that what Warren Buffet supposedly does is actually impossible, and he's just the necessary end product of chance. A blink monkey typing shakespeare. That *somebody*, by pure chance, will pick the right thing every time and beat the market.

I think that's horseshit. Buffet isn't chance. Because if he was, then each year he would be just as likely to fail as the rest of us. But he's not. He always wins. Its not impossible that this is chance, but if you called that chance in any real science you'd be laughed out of the laboratory. The man is legit, in my opinion.

What he practices is called "value investment", and it basically means understanding the company an how it relates to the market, as well as understanding that it's ran competently. Every investment he makes is basically investing in a business that he understands, rather than looking at a CPA spreadsheet and speculating on the ups and downs of modern finance. The thing is, very few people have the clout to get the kind of access to a business to see how it really works. Most companies won't let you see the inside at all, and if you're a VIP investor they'll put on a "painted face" for you, you know? Like a potemkin village but for a stock sales pitch. Buffet has the exceedingly high WIS and INT to 1) See through lies and 2) Evaluate the competence of executives and specialists in hundreds of different fields.

That is extremely similar to what I am already doing. I know experts in many fields (CHA). I can't possibly be an expert in every field, but I have to know enough to know my experts are legit (INT). Then I roll detect fraud (WIS).

Note I'm not actually in finance though. I own stock, but its not my main income.

>>51760670
STR 7
DEX 11
CON 12
INT 18
WIS 6
CHA 11

>Accountant
I'll balance it in debt and credit

>>51763029
I am >>51762911
so yeah I know what Buffet does

Buffet's not a wizard though - he doesn't actually do anything revolutionary. Value investing is taught in every business school in the country, he just sticks to it religiously. He also owns an Insurance business which gives him large amounts of capital to invest.

You can perform at 90% of Buffet's performance level. With a middle-class start, that will get you a nice, comfortable retirement.

Capital matters.

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>>51758332
instead of just teaching kids, i can control their minds and force them to fight for me as an army of meatshields
a lot less stress imo, i make the difficult kids fight in front

>>51762900
>>51762911
Addendum: I got several friends in Wall Street, but the most successful I know checked out to Boston for better work life balance. He was actually a philosophy major in college. He told me something about finance that stuck with me and made a lot of sense.

"The only way to profit in finance is to exploit other people's irrationality and stupidity. Wealth is created when you make the market more efficient- you have to add value to society to earn your pay. My job is to find other people making mistakes, and correct those mistakes by betting against them. Thus the market is made optimally efficient."

Finance and banking is a curious beast, but its a very different thing from what I do. They call it finance for a reason- they move capital around. But they aren't the business that uses the capital. They don't sit around and think of ways to sell goods and services. They just buy and sell stocks and bonds and options.

Not to be confused with business consulting firms, which sells a service directly to a business, but is not invested in the actual operation of that business themselves (unless they're being paid in equity).

>>51763125
>Value investing is taught in every business school
Sure, but I got the impression it was taught in the same way Hayek is taught as a dissenting opinion against Keynesian Economics.

>this might amuse you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

Then again, maybe my impression is colored by the fact that Burton and Nancy Malkiel had a big influence on the Economics faculty at Princeton.

But this isn't really an argument, since I reject the EMF anyway.

And its also true that if you have the network, you get rich any time you want regardless of capital. Or rather, you'll get the capital you need easily enough. But if you don't have the network, then a good nest egg and a good finance advisor will get you a retirement in like 40 years. But you be "rich" per se, unless you ARE Warren Buffet and have that same level of wizardy magnificence.

>>51760670
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large); 9–15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>51758332
>Teacher
Not just playable, it's the "looks shit but is actually OP" class for an isekai. Learn skill sand teach them to underlings, who become more loyal as I do so. Can learn any skill, but bad at actually using them (only good stat is int, but no magic) and teaching bonuses to skill learning in my students is multiplicative with all other bonuses.

3d modeller..i dont even know.

>>51761121
You've either counted or done your math incorrectly.

>>51761309
Dirt and plants are the same discipline as far as fantasy cares, and rock and dirt are the same exact thing.

>>51758332
> Archeologist
Hope there are ancient magical items to discover or nothing will really change.

>>51763353
Please, we all know you're not NEAR as strong as an owlbear, try something else.

>>51761524

Blue-collar works gives you plenty of opportunity to have a rich interior world while working with your hands, unless your job also requires more thinking than practice.

>>51758332
I imagine the guy who answers calls on insurance for a living could be good with charisma, specifically diplomacy (and deception if you work for the smaller companies)

Chemical Engineer.

I get the feeling how fair and balanced the class is depends entirely on the accessibility of key ingredients. It's the difference between a village Alchemist and the God damned Unabomber.

>>51758332
Dishwasher

...? Guess the party is just gonna have to carry me until I get a real job.

>>51758332
Compositer, sooooooo, like enchanter specializing in buffs and debuffs? I'd do ok.

>>51760106

So what's hospitality management? Innkeeper that dips into Warlord?

>>51762382
>You're a fucking munchkin.

A truer thing has never been said. Gropey minmaxes life.

>>51758332
I'm an anthropologist. How does this even work?
I guess something like a bard, with a focus on knowledge instead of performing?

>>51758332
>reporter
I suppose like the bard, but with less singing? You learn a little bit about a lot of things, and get pretty well-versed in one field if you have a beat or specialize in something (like sports or politics), so it would probably get some skillmonkey-related class features. Maybe some features about exploiting weaknesses and aiding allies by pointing out enemy weaknesses.

Or something like The Bomb, where you ask an enemy a question that stuns it and forces it to answer in an incriminating way that ruins its reputation.

>>51764178
I had to make up for it with a lot of flaws. Alcoholism, tragic background, nagging injury, negative background racial modifiers etc.

>Baker
Pyromancer with a slight above average proficiency in alchemy. Equip-able weapon: Knives/Daggers.

Still, I suppose I wouldn't be too powerful or go adventuring too far. Probably just useful in a pinch, or for holding down a position.

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>>51758467
>structural welder

We'd ruin the setting with our metallurgical prowess.

>>51761316
tell me more

>>51758332
>Hardware Store Sales Associate
I will complete this dungeon by special ordering dangerous chemicals and dumping them in for years

>>51758966
Bullying stops having any meaning to you as a concept after 48 hours of being yelled at by a guy twice your age with eight times your hatred of humanity twice a week for over a year.

I've seen multiple combat veterans break down sobbing.

>>51761260
Healbros 4 lyfe.

>Actor/Improviser
Well, at least I have good skill ranks

>>51760670
STR 9
DEX 9
CON 10
INT 16
WIS 16
CHA 14

>>51759127
NSA?

>>51758332
Sailor, so I guess some kind of Naval themed ranger or fighter type class? Or go the Popeye route and make it a monk variant.

>>51758332
>Clerk.
Um...
I don't know...

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>>51764649
>Alcoholism, tragic background
>*mechanical_advantages_fluff_disadvantages.jpg*

I keed, I keed. I'm Irish, so I have a head start on some of your pain.

Hmm, I have an industrial job.

I suppose my PPE would give me resistances to gasses and temperature hazards, but not much armor.

But I'd be proficient in the use of all hammer and wrench weapons. Disable Device and Knowledge (Engineering) would definitely be class skills.

>>51762236
What systems do you play? Are there any... OSR?

I'm a scholar, I could be a scholar. Maybe a wizard because that involves a lot of studying

>>51766922
Oh! At low levels I could get a forklift expy that, as I level, turns into something comparable to a front end loader.

Fuck yeah, that'd be sick.

>>51758332
I professionally look for work, and am between careers at this point.

So uh.

A fixer. Who's class features include fetching quests for the party and haggling the price.

>>51758332
>pharmacist
It's just another fancy word for potioneer

>>51758332
Security Guard

I guess I'd be like a monk. Non-lethal strikes and take downs, plus lots of meditating and observing.

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>>51758332
>Your real life proffession is now a fantasy class, alongside Warrior, Ranger, Thief, Bard, Cleric and Mage.
Good, most tables need a special-ed teacher>>51758332
>How do you balance it to still being playable?
Some of the gods are autistic and don't use clerics. You need special training in how to deal with those gods and entreat them for favors/power.

>>51759427
Underappreciated post

>>51758332
>bar work
Quest giver NPC turned adventurer i guess?

>>51758332
I fix slot machines.
I'd be a low level artificer.

>Brewer

I guess some variant of Alchemist?

Or a cleric of Cayden Cailean

Lawyer.

Similar to a Warlock, except you sign contracts with several powerful beings and spend all your time figuring out how to dick them out of their power.

>math teacher
I'm like a Wizard.

Call me the Mathemagician. I can see the stats of everything.

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NEET
Basically a Wizard but my spells are drawn from my hopelessness and depression. Once I reach the highest level I simply commit suicide to leave to Gensokyo.

I'm an Army Ranger, seem obvious

>>51767844
Bard?

>>51767844
Bard.

Criminal Psychology
I suppose that could be translated to an all-around detective. Somewhat proficient with a basic weapon, but really shines in strong perception and logic. Pretty good for settling disputes non-violently.

>>51758332
I haul things around a warehouse for a living. Maybe a rogue due to all the random skills I've picked up.

However, I have levels in Monk.

Chemist. Depending on starting resources for alchemical reagents this could get exciting fast.

>>51764066
Let's pool resources and find a way to drag this wagon train of reagents and lab equipment with us.

>>51758332
real estate investor, instead of risking my life over stupid shit I make way more money than the other classes for way less work.

>botanist
Congrats I'm a lame druid

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>commercial diver
pretty easy in a water based setting I suppose

>>51758332
I work numerous odd jobs. I don't know what my profession is.
I'm a beekeeper and also I push wheelchairs and also I am a shit game designer and also I fix computers and also I forage for mushrooms during some parts of the year.

So I guess I'm a bard, or some other jack of all trades style class.
With some kind of weird pain related toughness feat. I've had numerous chronic pain causing issues since my childhood, leading me to have a pretty frail body, but dumb levels of pain ignoring.
Now that I think about it, my entire family has problems noticing and reporting wounds. hm.

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>>51758332
>2 jobs: Handyman and custom sewing
I guess I'm a kind of artificer?
The party will never want for light bulbs, toilet flapper valves or roman shades.

>>51770575
>chemist and chemical engineer starting a guild

Woah now, no need to unionize on us. There's enough adventuring for everyone.

>>51771925
Nope, there's a union now. Pay dues or you'll never find work.

>>51758332
I'm a sysadmin. I guess i would be a guardian wizard, protecting some kind of arcane library?

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I manage the senior programming at a community center. So basically a necromancer with a head start.

>>51758332
Bartender:
>bonus to Knowledge (alcohol) checks
>bonus to Intimidate and Barter checks
>highly restricted movement (can't move from behind the bar during work hours)
Weapons:
Corkscrew, broken bottle, bastard sword hidden under the bar

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>Shopkeeper
>Keep a shotgun or setting-appropriate analogue behind the counter to blow shoplifters and trespassers away
>Reinforce the counter to resist most common weapons and spells
>Take advantage of inexplicably common gold to manipulate local economy

I'm a computer programmer, so I say I should just have the same powers as a Mage.

Because from the state of movies portraying my profession, everyone seems to think code is magic anyways.

What the fuck could an electrician do?

>>51758332
Brewer.

So some kind of alchemist? And if one wants to stretch it, a monk subclass.

>Water safety instructor
I'm not really sure how to make this work. Teach adventurers how to swim and supervise them as they traverse bodies of water?

>>51772209
Pay Up
>>51771948

>>51772172
If computer science is arcane study and chemistry is alchemy, then your job probably involves getting magic crystal power sources to work right.

> security guard in a refugee camp

Townsguard? You tell me

Im ted the enabler

I'm a shizo+ NEETbux nobody. Maybe a Wilder from a somewhat wealthy family. I don't really know.

>>51758332
>IT
>I see your friend died, have you tried rebooting him?

>>51772694
Maybe I'd be a technomancer? Spin off of artificer or some shit

>>51772242
Well your ley lines are all crossed here, gonna have to get an inspector out here to make sure they're up to code.

>>51758332
>Your real life proffession is now a fantasy class
Mercenary is already a fantasy class.

>work at my friendly local traditional game store
Uh...
Dreamweaver.
I have the ability to insert fictional worlds into people's minds.

My combat abilities mainly consist of illusions, and temporary "misconceptions", hypnotizing the target to believe that something works totally differently/that this isn't even the right setting for them to exist in, distracting them. Cast it on a troll and suddenly they're wondering why they're in a fucking cave when they're super late for that job interview at Starbucks.

On the side, I sell people fake lives as basically a form of drug. Think "Roy" from Rick and Morty - they sit in a chair for half an hour and I lead them through an entire fulfilling life with a wide and kids where they die peacefully in their sleep at the age of 94. Then they wake up and feel incredibly disoriented and kinda sad that it's all gone, but I'm sure they'll get pretty addicted to the experience and come back soon.

>>51758867
Do you own the means of production?

If no, you're not a capitalist. Just a tool in the capitalist's means of production.

>>51761121
ITT: someone doesn't understand statistics.

>>51762146
Bonuses to subdual, maybe negate attacks of opportunity for switching equipment.

Some kind of bonus/training to perception.

Also, shootan.

>>51772931
He's just quoting Recettear, a game about owning an item shop and dungeon delving for things to sell to adventurers.

Student. So...I don't. Students should be useless in every world.
>>51772931
Yeah, I get triggered by that too. Nips gonna Nip.

>>51758332
>Graduating this semester in Computer Science

Can't wait to leave the Wizard Academy! I guess Enchantment instead of Artifice, that's more hardware.

>>51767196
>>51772209
Hey guys

Another brewer
We's make a pretty good support class I reckon.
Party buffs all round.
Make the party popular with the locals.

>>51761682
What?

>>51761624
>The other one lives in their own home
>one
>their
All that and a tranny too?

i work in human resources

i fire people and do paperwork for a living

sooooo pyromancer?

>>51758332
>Med Records Indexer
I guess I'd be sort of like a walking bestiary. If you want to stretch it, I could also help healsluts pinpoint the party's ailments, granting bonuses to their heal spells.

>>51758332
>Fastfood Worker
Balanced by making it terrible, but levels in it apply to qualifying for other classes. It also comes with a variety of very basic skills that you can use with other classes.

>>51758332
I'm a high school math teacher

So I guess that means I'd be some kind of beast-master or torturer?

>>51758332
I work in long term care
...
So a cleric of the god of death?

>>51758332
>graphic design and commercial print production
Mass producing runes and spell scrolls through adobe creative suite and a printer.
Enchanting clothing and armor via screen printing and dye sublimation.

>>51758332
>graphic design

i guess illusionist, probably either theif or ranger

>Kitchen Hand

Bonuses to working under stress and multi-tasking, strength and stamina from relays to the coolrooms and back with lots of food, massive proficiencies in underwater porcelain maintenance. I'm imagining some sort of henchman/packmule.

>>51758332
Student? Work the learning aspect. Gets temporary bonuses based on the high stat of what he's fighting/any party member that's higher level than him. Better in a jrpg than tabletop.

Librarian could be cooler. Your mage doesn't know Murmuration? I mean, I can find you a casting medium for it temporarily, but you'll need to return it at the end of the round. Don't ask what happens if it's late. Can always aid knowledge checks. So many answers it may as well be weak divination.

>>51761195
Me too

I think geologists would be a combo of druid magic and lots of adventuring skill bullshit like cartography and climbing

Also weapon specialization: hammers, warhammers, and pickaxes

>>51761121
Umm...what?

>>51783005
>chef
Wanna party up? Been running solo for like 5 years now, I can probably give you some levels in knifecraft...

>>51758332
Fairly easily, actually. I'm an EMT, so I guess I'd be some kind of medic or apothecary type character, healing with salves and potions and whatnot.

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>tfw naturally warrior but parents fell for the compsci meme and now i have to force my exp points in my lowest stats in technomage academy
god i hate being asian

>>51787598
>>tfw naturally warrior
>>asian
Are you literally a mongoloid?

>>51760670
>Different topic, same vein. What would your real life stat bloc be?
OK
>Assuming we take typical D&D?
I will be using sword path glory, where you can get alot of stuff by real world data.
You can find Sex, race, weight with real world data.
From the stats, you can find, str, size, dex, speed, endurance and health.

Name: me

STATS
Strength: 13.0
Intelligence: 12.0
Health: 4.0
Will: 6.0
Dextery: 14.0
Speed: 14.0
Charisma: 9.0
Leadership: 7.0
Ego: 6.0
Endurance: 8.0
Motivation: 5.0
Teaching Ability: 8.0
Telepathic Sensitivity: 11.0
Size: 9.0

Sex: Male
Weight: 161.0 LB
Height: 67.0 Inches
Base Frequency Modifier (BFM): 2.52
Dismounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Mounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Weapon Parry Skill Factor: 1.96
ABFM (ARMOR): 2.52
ABFM (WEAPON): 2.52
ABFM (SHIELD): 2.52
ABFM (EQUIPAMENT): 2.52
Base Runing Speed: 2.9
Speed Modifier: 3.7
Base Acceleration Increment: 8.0
Shock Scale: 0.0
Mounted M3: 1.04
Dismounted M3: 1.04


LEARNING

V: 13.3333333333
EF: 0.757575757576


GENERAL SKILLS

C1: 1.17545454545
C2: 1.25
C3: 0.95
C4: 0.7
Psysical SR: 14.4 %
Mental SR: 14.4 %
Medical SR: 5.544 %


ARMOR WEIGHTS AND DATA
Head Armor: No Armor
Head Armor Weight: 0.0 LB
Head Armor PF: 0.0

Body Armor: Clothing
Body Armor Weight: 1.4 LB
Body Armor PF: 0

Left Arm Armor: Clothing
Left Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Left Arm Armor PF: 0

Right Arm Armor: Clothing
Right Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Right Arm Armor PF: 0

Left Leg Armor: Clothing
Left Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Left Leg Armor PF: 0

Right Leg Armor: clothing
Right Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Right Leg Armor PF: 0

EBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 4.2LB
WBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB
SBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB

>>51787736
WEAPONS AND SHIELD DATA

Weapon: Fist
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Effective Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Weapon Stabbing WBF : 47.0
Weapon Stabbing WB : 77.0
Weapon Stabbing Damage : (8.0) + 7.0
Weapon PBF : 28.0
Weapon Hex Range : 1.0
Dismounted M1: 1.0
Dismounted M2: 1.0
Dismounted M3: 1.04
Dismounted M4: 0.9
Mounted M1: 1.0
Mounted M2: 1.0
Mounted M3: 1.04
Mounted M4: 0.9
Weapon Parry M1: 1.0
Dismounted Damage Bonus: 1.04
Mounted Damage Bonus: 1.04
Fist Disounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Mounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Dismounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Fist Mounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Weapon PBI : 11.3360323887

>>51787598
>asian
>natural warrior

Are you a time-traveller from medievial/WWII Japan?

>intern history teacher

I'd probably be an apprentice to a wizard living in a large tower. And he'd give me shit jobs like sending messages to the plebs in the local village who refuse to shut up for a single second while I try to tell them something. (just like those awfull kids always do :'( )

What would everyone's real life THAC0 be?

>NEET

Bard is already a class.

>>51758332
Cashier: Nah, you ain't got a sword. Not 'til you pay me. Fuck you, put down that grimoire, this ain't a library.

>>51758436
>>51758628
post links

>Fire Assayer
My weapon, a perpetually red hot steel fork. I poison those around me with lead dust. I pay in refined gold. I throw red hot, lead filled cupels at people.

>I have lead poisoning.

>>51758332
>copy editor
I'm Mickey Mouse. I'm literally Mickey Mouse. Fuck.

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>>51761195
>>51783687
that makes three of us

I think getting to make some crystal arcane golems would be sorta my thing

>>51761624
Okay, so the class this job would become would be highly specialised into aid another and other such actions. Give out bonuses to actions. Kind of a generalist, dedicated buffer, with a few stances options to minimise damage to myself, and synergise extremely well when other people play the same class.

Lawyer. Diplomat with law spells?

>>51758332
>company blogger
Each post can summon a certain amount of employees to do a certain action, maybe? It'd be neat if it raised them as undead salarymen.

>>51761597
guess im a wizards apprentice then
a wizard apprentice of cancer

>>51758757
>would

anon...

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>>51787625
>>51787752
no man
i did boxing and mma in highschool but had to quit competing due to college, was ranked Major in CAT in highschool, and broke a 3 muggers' hands and kneecaps 3x on separate occassions

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>>51758332
>i shoot people with a rifle at short to medium ranges, sometimes operating mortars

i shoot people with a crossbow at short to medium ranges, sometimes operating ballistae.

Do we break down Student down even further?

>>51758757
Might be able to work as some sort of artifact hunter or someone very knowledgeable of old lore - a very fluffy mage.

>>51758332
>parachute rigger

i have nothing honestly.

>>51794539
wouldn't a mortar be more like a trebuchet, cannon or (ye olde) mortar/bombard

>>51794487
Pity, you'd make an excellent monk. Pretty much Bruce Lee material right there.

>A few years as a welder.
>A few more as an IT guy.

Artificer here I fucking come!

>>51758332
>Pharmacist
Guess I'd be some sort of alchemist, which sounds rad to be honest.

>>51795556
Trebuchet was "end of line weapon used for leveling fortification", modern day equivalent would be heavy artillery or bomber plane.

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>>51758332
>Kennel worker

If I'm allowed to use a weapon, then not much is different really.

Pic totally related.

>>51758332
>Sanitation Engineer
How do you weaponize Purify Food and Drink?

>>51795691
simple
just make sure that their sanitation methods fail

>Level Designer

I guess I can now magically re-arrange my surroundings to suit my needs.

Firefighter, wildland. Ranger subclass, gets skill focus and leadership feats upon leveling.

>Cafe Worker
I guess that could be some kind of Food-Conjurer class

>mechanical Engineer
I bring guns and manufactories into your precious fantasy setting to ruin it.

>>51758332
bartender... I... I don't even know.

>>51796061
your role in a fantasy universe is to have your bar smashed by adventurers who just met each other.

>>51796036
>Fantasy implies lack of technology
nice meme

>>51796129
Got bull sales on in the area right now, so it's pretty much level one commoner central right now.

>EMT

I'm a healer without magic and get to stabilize people for basically free. Can craft healing potions, and can patch people up on a Short Rest to double whatever their hit die rolls were, or to just heal them for half total HP, whichever is smaller. Other than that, no ideas.

National Guard soldier. CBRN specialist. Hazmat Technician.

I guess I'd be a fighter whose focus is on dealing with poisonous and venomous threats at range? I'd be specialised in cleansing, but not curing poisons, diseases and venoms and I could use my knowledge of hazardous materials to create deadly weapons. Chlorine grenades. Ricin-coated arrows.

I kinda want to see if it's possible to play a character like that in Pathfinder now.

>>51758332

>HS teacher: Science, Career Tech, Engineering

I give other people access to class skills and class features.

>>51796358
That's actually really powerful if used in certain ways.

Imagine a Champion Fighter getting Brutal Critical. Disgusting.

>nurse
non-magic healing but with a focus of buffing heals rather than giving heals themselves . Bonuses to aid-other as well as non-lethal restraints in combat. Nursing is much more generalist than other healthcare, social work, etc. professions. Pretty much you know a little bit about pharmacy, medicine, cleaning, social work, etc. A nurse doesn't know as much as anyone specialized in these roles but has to know a bit about all of them.

>>51758332
>Hotel Clerk

Well, I guess I run the inn part of the tavern.
That said, as an adventurer it'd probably be some kind of Libromancer/knowledge class.
>Parsing people who can't speak english trying to ask questions.
>Obsessively looking over security cams for when the homeless try to sneak in again.
>Cranking out that diplomacy when someone bitches about something for the upteenth time.
>Being able to recognize passports from every country.

CHA and INT focus, here we go.

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>>51758332
>card dealer

PER SO NAH!!!

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>>51758332
There's not need.
People already think I have mind reading powers after studying psychology.

>>51758332
> alongside Warrior, Ranger, Thief, Bard, Cleric and Mage.
> alongside Thief
So my profession already is a class. What now

>>51758332
Bard with the archivist archetype is basically my job.

Being a future historian is pretty boring in fantasy terms, but hey, at least I can be your knowledge money.

>>51799703
Fuck, I meant monkey. This is why you don't post at 4:07 in the morning, kids.

>>51758332

I mostly write complicated SQL all day. I guess I'm a divination wizard.

>>51758332
>IT
Ranger. An office printer is my animal companion.

>>51758332
I am a paperboy, so...
...driving around at highspeed in close environments
...running faster than light to the doors
...putting the paper to the customers

damn, I am too overpowered

>Defense contractor specializing in fire control systems.
Huh. A wizard-warlord blend with a focus on applying accuracy buffs at extreme range?

Mechanic
Extreme proficiency with a hammer. Its like 60% of my job. Making deals and being able to sell garbage, so i think some good bluff skills, some knowledges here and there, knowing how to weld, do electrical, and some minor plumbing.