Myfarog thread

Christian, we can't tell you what we think until you give us a PDF.
Now go back to playing Neptunia.

All I've heard is it's a moderately boring Old School type game with too many tables and a bunch of cartoonish, almost unbelievable racism.

I keep considering buying a copy to scan and upload but I'm lazy and the shipping costs to where I live is astronomical.

>>51748024
Fuck off, Kristian, you pathetic attention whore.

>>51748024
It's the best game ever made, you should definitely buy it. And don't forget the supplements, you should buy them too. Moreover, you can buy the whole Burzum discography to listen while you play.

I have the first printing of it and it seems unplayable mechanically.

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Du kan stoppe nå, Varg.

>>51749705
>athiest pagan

I ran a session of 2.4 with the Watchman Island adventure and I thought that it was decent. It fetishizes wilderness survival hard, which differentiates it from other fantasy RPGs. Do you have any specific questions?

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>>51748024
It makes me feel extremely horny... goddammit I want to leave work and get home to my Apple already. She just texted me and told me she's putting on something special just for me... God I wanna fuck her already. Apples are the best!

>>51748024
I really liked "Fallen".

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Op likes to have gay sex with his own butt.

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>>51749926

>>51748024
Couldn't deal with a whole book in papyrus.

>>51748192
>All I've heard is it's a moderately boring Old School type game with too many tables
This is correct.
>and a bunch of cartoonish, almost unbelievable racism.
This is tumblr bullshit.

>>51749877
>Do you have any specific questions?
Of course not, the purpose of Myfarog threads on /tg/ is not to discuss the system, it's to bait the libruls.

>>51752845
>This is tumblr bullshit.
What part is? The not-Jews who abduct and murder babbies to worship their Evil God, or the not-Muslims who are really into castration?

My favorite thing is how all PC females have to be virgins and lose their powers if they have sex. Oh and the part about how prostitution didn't exist until the Christian Church invented it.

>>51752912
>The not-Jews who abduct and murder babbies to worship their Evil God, or the not-Muslims who are really into castration?

Jews and Muslims are not races. Thinking that they are? Yes, you're definitely from Tumblr.

And you conveniently forgot to mention that the book hates Christians just as much if not more than Jews or Muslims.

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>>51749926

>Lemme force this may may

>>51752912
>Muslims who are really into castration
Real life is racist as well, then!

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>>51748024
Is it?

>>51753014
Being equally discriminatory doesn't stop you from being a bigot. Slapping new labels on hackneyed stereotypes doesn't excuse you from being racist or a lazy worldbuilder.

>>51749877
>decent
Fuck off, Kristian.

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>>51749705
>murder is uncompromisingly immoral

>>51753087
>bigot
Biggest buzzword of our age.

Besides, Myfarog lore isn't bigoted. It's against Abrahamic religions.

>>51753121
>>51753141
Fuck off, Kristian.

>>51753157
Fuck off, Kristian.

OP what you want is Dungeon World

It's pretty much objectively one of the best currently out there. It has fast easy to use mechsnics and is perfect for beginners, it's a lot cheaper than most of these other rules bloated systems that cost fifty dollars. There is no reason for extra rules when it is he role playing that matters. Dungeon World is fast and innovative and still feels exactly like the spirit of ADND before DnD 3.5 destroyed the hobby and ruined a generation of role players.

You want fast, intuitive combat? Dungeon World does that.

You want real, deep roleplaying mechanics? Dungeon World does that.

You want great mechanics that reward diversity of play? Dungeon World does that as well.

My last session of Dungeon World my human fighter wrapped a vampire in a bear hug and wrestled him out a window. This is real roleplaying we are talking about here, not babby 3.5 shit. Do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of Dungeon World today, it is an evolution and perfection of the half-formed ideas in Apocalypse World (the game it is derived from)

>>51753484
i hate this copypasta

>>51749877
What did the players think? How long did it take to teach them rules, make characters, what did wilderness exploration play like mechanically and theatrically? Did racism come up?

>>51748024

Give us a .pdf and we'll tell you

This is huh... MYFAROG!

>>51753046
Are IRL muslims into castration? I thought they preferred whipping, stoning, beheadings, cutting off arms and throwing people off buildings as a form of punishment.

>>51749705
>le murder is wrong meme
fuck off to fuck

>>51748024

I play my farog, you play your farog, no one plays Varg's shitty farog.

>>51754069
I looked around and was really surprised that no-one has scanned this. I thought Varg was pretty popular and a thing like this would be very easy to find online.

>>51754594
Nah anyone dumb enough to give a shit and buy a copy is going to like the guy and probably be against pirating it out.

>i thought this musical subgenre's guy who got 5 minutes of fame 20 years ago would be popular

>>51754676
Well, his music is easy to find online and has always been, so I thought same guys would get the book too. Then again it might be that MYFAROG sucks so much that no-one wants to share it and I wouldn't be surprised if that was true from rumors (non-SJW people also claim that it sucks) I've heard.

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>>51754768
Yes, it's shit. Now fuck off.

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>start playing MYFARGO
>already got a head start
Sweet


>>51753031
Anon's not even trying to force a meme; that's the saddest part. Anon is on a personal quest to "fix" /tg/ by attempting to derail every thread that he doesn't like.

This is actually one of the biggest problems with the board in the current day. In the beginning, almost everyone on /tg/ was a veteran of /b/ and thus knew how to ignore shitty low-effort bait threads.

Nowadays, however, posters are perfectly willing to spend 320+ posts telling OP that he's a shitty troll and they're not going to fall for his bait thread.

Someone will probably complain about Reddit spacing too.

>>51754830

What the literal fuck. I just don't understand how someone thinks that these rules are necessary or make sense.

"Ah, yes, the table of swimming modifiers is almost complete-- oh shit fuck I almost forgot to account for a LIGHT BREEZE. This game was ALMOST RUINED."

>>51755030
This just in: MYFAROG is a poorly-designed game that's only known on /tg/ because Christian makes a thread about it once a week.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/myfarog/type/op/

>>51754830
>>51755018
>papyrus

It's fucking garbage. I'm not even a font fag and I hate jt

>>51755054
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/myfarog/type/op/

Oh my god, that's just horrible

>>51755064
I think it's cosy.
Dark Sun was written in Papyrus.

>>51756783
>bumping from page 10
Thanks anon, just need you to do that once more.

Also DS didn't print the ENTIRE BOOK in Papyrus.

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>>51756821
Fuck you, it wasn't page 10.
When I see all those nerds who get angry over fonts I can't help but imagine a nobody who graduated in design and now works in a burger joint.

>>51756907
>When I see all those nerds who get angry over fonts I can't help but imagine a nobody who graduated in design and now works in a burger joint.

It's called a typeface you fucking mong.

Please pull up to the second window.

>>51756821
They stopped with papyrus after 1st edition. People who complain about the font just don't know what they are talking about.

>>51748024
The other thread got 404'd but from what I've seen (still no PDF) it's not a very good game but meming and author criticism aside it's far from the worst. It looks a little overly complex and a bit too table driven for my tastes but it looks better than other games I've played.

>>51753014
>Jews and Muslims are not races

Yeah, it's got not-Jews and not-Muslims who are not-racist-caricatures. Also not-Africans who get a bonus to spear throwing.
Fuck off, Christian. Spam somewhere else.

>>51758195

Yo quit bumping your shit thread Kristian holy shit stop dodging bans you sack of shit.

>>51758257
Excellent post. If you have nothing to contribute then please don't say anything.

>>51758269
Fuck off Kristian and stop trying to shill your game here you egomaniac cunt.

>>51758257
Out of interest, how is calling a game unlikely to be worst I've played some kind of endorsement? I'm not sure I'd buy a game just because it had 'probably better than Cthulhutech' as a strapline.

>>51758144
>They stopped with papyrus after 1st edition. People who complain about the font just don't know what they are talking about.

Could you post a scan of the book so we know what we're talking about?

>>51758478

Not him, but it sounds a lot like damage control in a thread full of people ripping on it. "Come on guys, it's not the worst game out there, give it a fair shake. Try it, you might like it! On sale now!"

>>51758478
Stop bumping your dumb shit when its on page 10 pretending you're someone who bought your shit game you pathetic loser.

>>51752365
Latest edition isnt in papyrus

>>51759182
Fuck off Kristian and stop trying to shill your game here you egomaniac cunt.

>>51754830
Much more simplified in the latest edition and the foreword stresses that the system is modular, so you can strip it down alot

>>51753014
>Jews
>not a race
wat?

>>51759235
>a shit game includes a caveat that you can change it to make it better if you want
>people think that makes it no longer a shit game

>>51759251

He means they're not literally called "Jews" in the book so it's totally not racist that they get bonuses to being sneaky and deceptive, and to acquiring money, and that they have to murder babies to join their evil cult -- aka the "blood libel," an old medieval belief about Jews.

>>51758755
>Stop bumping your dumb shit when its on page 10 pretending you're someone who bought your shit game you pathetic loser.

Or at least wait until it's on page 10 (not 8) before you bump it. Daddy needs his MYFARGO.

>>51759307
no, i get it, i'v read parts of the shitty thing, but how can you be so stupid not to know that jew is both someone following the abrahamic religion and a race

>>51759304
You don't enjoy it and thats fine dude

>>51754830
>>51755030

Someone who's been outdoors please confirm: does a light or moderate wind really make it that much harder to swim? Is swimming in a strong breeze really as hard as swimming in freezing water?

>>51759334

I assumed he meant "race" in the RPG sense. Remember to sage, this shit doesn't need to be bumped.

>>51759342
>light wind
no
>moderate wind
It can be annoying but seeing that all the motions used to gain speed are under water and very little of you should be above water at any time this is not a problem
> strong breeze really as hard as swimming in freezing water
No, the problem with freezing water is that....well you are fucking freezing, which makes it really hard to swim (stiff joints, more energy wasted on making you warm, harder to repeat movements in a synchronized style etc.)

Wind would have to be very strong for it to make swimming hard

>>51759342
The main issue with wind is in larger bodies of water, it can easily make it choppy enough to make swimming abit more difficult but not as much as the rules say

>>51755018
To be fair, I'm branching out to other topics, and I only do it on Martial vs. Caster, 3.5-gument, Myfarog, Lindybeige, and in reply to BBEG-fag's posts, and no other. These are the recurring shitty threads that don't even have the benefit of being able to go off-topic and turn into something remotely interesting. If it's at least original bait, then I'll let it slide.

Fuck off Varg

>>51759505
/tg/ is too easy to bait these days so trolls dont even try

>>51759334
You're now aware that Jews can be anything, from your typical Ashkenazi, to a Sephardic brown person, to an Asian, to even a Black person. Now that you've fulfilled your learning quota for today, go away from the screen and stop annoying decent people.

>>51759304
I really don't see why that isn't valid. GURPS does the same thing. Whether that works out in MyFaRoG is a different story, but plenty of RPGs have modular rules and they work out fine.

>>51759659

You just agreed with him and acted like you told him something he didn't just say. Are you dense, anon, or just politically deranged?

>>51759505
I wonder what Varg thinks of Beige and vice versa. I imagine that if those two guys ever put their obsession of historical bullshit together this board would never be able to escape that sort of bait, especially as it would all be on topic.

>>51759737
Are you dyslexic or just have IQ below 70?

>>51758715
>Come on guys, it's not the worst game out there
No but seriously it's not, because Cthulhutech is the worst game ever. Nothing about the game is good, literally nothing. Myfarog is probably terrible but it'd have to be horrifically awful to beat Cthulhutech, the game that literally does nothing right.

I mean honestly I work in IT so I basically have the perfect balance of good money and zero effort in my job, like Varg Vikernes is going to have the Burzum-bucks to afford actual shills when I don't even bother doing consultancy or tech support in my free time because I literally don't need the money.

>>51760725

No, and 160. He said Judaism was both a religion and a race. Then you pointed out that you can be Jewish (the religion) without being Jewish (the race) and pretended that you were teaching him some amazing fact he didn't know. You are either an idiot, or pretending to be one, which amounts to the same thing.

>>51759182
There's a new edition?

Alright, I'll bite.

PDF? I'll check it out if I don't have to read a book in fucking papyrus.

>>51761007
Go and think why what you wrote is retarded as all hell. The realisation shouldn't take you more than a couple of days.

>>51761224
Why would Christian give his book away for free

>>51762152

Can't explain your position, huh? That's what I thought.

>>51762152
Not an argument.

>>51762228
If you want people to look at a game on 4chan, you provide a PDF.

No free PDF, it doesn't exist.

And counterpoint: why would I buy a game without knowing if I would like it enough to play it, unless it's priced less than lunch (<$6 CAD), then I might take the chance.

Does it have Quickstart rules?
How about sample chapters?
How about a cheap "basic game" with an adventure?

I mean come on Christian, if you want people to buy your stuff, we're going to need to see it's worth buying.

>>51748024
To break the memes here, i own it and the "monster manual". it's pretty shit, terrible presentation, but a few cool ideas (formations) didn't look into it enough to see the racisim. really, it's going to sit on my shelf until i forget about it or need space for something else.

>>51762576
Varg has videos on his Youtube channel and the Myfarog site describing rules and methods of play plus PDF's of errata or minor rules additions, so that itself would atleast give you enough knowledge to decide if its worth it

>>51748024
Why should I play MYFAROG over the myriad of other games in the fantasy RPG market?

I've heard lots of shit about it, but little good. I've got like 40 other offers from fantasy games for my time and money, what incentive do I have to choose this one?

Where does it fit in the game genre?

What does it do better than the competition enough to justify its existence, time investment, and price point(whatever that might be)?

What do you have to convince me the game is worth the harddrive space/shelf space/money?

All the major games have free sample adventures to convince you they're good without buying the whole system.

Most games also have pirated PDFs I can check out to see if the book is worth buying a hardcopy.

So, why play this game over the dozens of others?

My current go-tos are:
GURPS
5e
Pathfinder
Unisystem
Rolemaster
BRP/Mythras
D20 Conan

Where does MYFAROG fit in, and what makes it better than what I play now, and what do you have to *show me* it's better?

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>>51749705
Everything about this post is perfect. But he can't stop now. Who will entertain us with their church-burnings and hatred of their own Christian name?

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>>51754830
It took me like 1 million hours to read through all that Papyrus but I'm left wondering...

Why +12 to swim in a Maelstrom and +20 to swim in a Hurricane?

>>51762795
I'm not really searching for a new fantasy game. I've not run into a situation where the many I've got are inadequate.

If someone's going to try to sell me something new, it's gonna take a decent sales pitch.

Fantasy market is saturated. Tons of games, several that are quite good. To pick up a new game I need convincing.

Didn't pick up 5e until this year. What sold me is that it's basically D&D 3.5 but less learning curve for newbies, due to better game balance.

What I'm really looking for, As >>51762839, is comparative analysis.

As for Rolemaster, I only play that because it's the pet system of a good friend of mine and he loves running it.

When I choose a game, typically it's 5e/pf/gurps/d20conan, depending what I'm going for and who will be playing.

>>51762639
>>51762795
>>51762941
For fuck's sake, get the fuck out of here already, Christian, and stop bumping your shill threads, you gay faggot.

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>>51763023
Multiple people, jackass

>>51763041
What app is this?

Also LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN VOICEMAIL.

>>51749705
Not saying he has a good handle on morality, the arson and explosives found and bigotry and fascism clearly day otherwise, but what I've been able to find about the murder does lend credibility to the notion that he was in a kill or be killed scenario.

>>51763041
>>51763059
>>51763072
Shut the fuck up, Christian, you're not fooling anyone, now go the fuck away you egotistical shiteating faggot.

>>51763059
Clover. What, do you browse 4chan on your phone from a browser?

And I'm
>>51762941
>>51762839

I can't answer your fanmail about his game.

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>>51763082
Again, multiple people, retard.

>>51763099
>>51763114
Shut the fuck up, Christian. You're still spamming to try and create a cult of personality around yourself, a cult that only the biggest faggots in the world would ever consider joining.

Consider it a compliment that I'm calling you out on being the stupid kind of faggot loser who would egotistically spam about himself, rather than the asslickicking sort of half-human faggot who would give a flying fuck about you, you piece of shit.

>>51763141
I don't give a shit about him. I simply have no patience for retards convinced everyone else in a thread is a single person.

From everything I've come across so far, it sounds like this game has little going for it, and it sounds like dude's a fuckwit (or at least he was before prison).

But that doesn't make you not an obnoxious tool.

>>51762941
My go to's are usually M&M 3e or D&D 5e, i just like myfarog for occasional oneshots and short campaigns. But it's all a matter of taste so its fine either way

>>51763199
What genre do you use MYFAROG for? Low magic? Medium magic? Tolkien esque?

Why do you play it instead of other systems, what is good about it?

>>51763099
Nah, I just never thought to check other app repos besides Google Play. Thanks.

>>51763114
But seriously, does that voicemail icon not bug the hell out of you?

>>51763197
SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.

Cut the crap, Christian. Only you would be such a lowly piece of fucking shit to even pretend to give a fuck about your baby's first heartbreaker, and you insult every last person ever even imagined to exist by pretending that there's anyone, anyone, who would be such a fucking mentally-bankrupt tool as to talk about your gay-ass game. Hell, if you wanted to pretend you were other people, you'd at least have the decency to sage, you bitch-born dicklicker.

So, do yourself a favor, and quit making these threads EVERY DAMN WEEK just to hear people tell you to fuck off, stop shilling, and stop being such a fucking loser. Holy shit, how many times do people need to spell this out to you, Christian?

You're a piece of shit, through and through, and your endeavors are wasted here. Go fuck off back to spamming yourself in /pol/ like the insane kind of shit-eating loser you are.

>>51763222
Just low magic/sword and sorcery, i like the high lethality combat and alot of the survivalism aspects. Plus the world itself regardless of racist or not has some interesting and unique ideas i enjoy

>>51763234
I hate voicemail, honestly. When I'm not job hunting I prefer to tell my carrier to remove the feature from my plan. In this case it's a saved message making the icon show up.

But I don't care about the icon, I just hate checking voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person.

I'd love a voicemail service that sends you your voicemail as SMS though.

I got it from Aptoide.

>>51763296
>>51763306

Quit bumping your faggot thread already, Christian.

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>>51763288
Why so upset with Christianity bro?

>>51763288
You're right. I see it all now... in each of us is a an asshole, our Christian. It's up to decide whether we listen to it or not.

>>51763347
>>51763346
Just go back to /pol/ already, you stupid fucking troll.

>>51763360
Wow... you really do think 4chan is you and one other guy.

>>51763197
Don't take the troll seriously, he's not a real person. He's retarded and delusional. (Unless you just want to troll him back on his idiocy, then go nuts).

>>51763288
>Stop talking about things I don't like!!!!1!
It's not someone's first fantasy heartbreaker if it gets a second edition. It's their second fantasy heartbreaker. That's how math works.

>>51763296
Have you played BRP/GURPS? Both do the genre you're describing pretty well.

What does this game offer over them?

>>51763376
Don't care, shut up, go back to /pol/.

>>51763390
/Pol/ is not the traditional games board. This is. Deal with it.

>>51763385
>Look! I'm a faggot pretending to want a reasonable discussion!

You woudn't be doing it in a shilling troll thread if you weren't Christian, you stupid faggot. And, fuck off with calling other people trolls, when we've got all your other threads archived, and we can see you trying to make this same kind of small talk just to bump your shill threads.

Fuck off already.

>>51763403
Quit pretending we're idiots, you fucking tool. Trying to pay lipservice just so you can spam your gay shit here is transparent bullshit, especially because there's absolutely nothing about your faggot game that hasn't already been said.

So, back to /pol/ for you, you weak-ass bullshitting troll.

>>51763412
Honestly now we're just going to continue posting in this thread because now we know there's an angry autist that replies to every post.

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>>51763412

So now it's pic related, is it?

>>51763412
>Projecting this hard.
Feeling lonely bro?

>Maintaining a personal archive of threads.
Do you really have nothing better to do with your time? What do you do with them? How do you sort them?

I like to collect RPG books and forgotten realms novels. I used to collect comic books, but found them too much of a pain in the ass to move. I used to collect MTG too, but then I realized I don't like the standard formats, so now I just have an EDH deck and a cube. I also have a sizable collect ion of TV series and RPG books on a harddrive. Haven't found a good source for getting comic book scans yet though.

>4chan is a private chat between me and Varg!
Are you a conspiracy theorist? You sound kindof like a conspiracy theorist.

>>51763444
That part is fun, but having heard of this system, I am interested in hearing the answer to this:
>>51763385
>Have you played BRP/GURPS? Both do the genre you're describing pretty well.
>What does this game offer over them?

>>51763533
>Maintaining a personal archive of threads.

Dude, the archives he's talking about are public and readily searchable.
See >>51755054
These threads are a /pol/ meme being spammed here weekly. Lurk more, faggot.

>>51763533
For fuck's sake, Christian, you're hardly as sneaky as you wish you were.

>>51755054

Look at that faggotry, holy shit. You are the saddest motherfucker on this board, a person so fucking pathetic, that you've been reduced to begging and spamming on a site that hates you just so you can feel like there's someone in the world who still cares about you.

Stop spamming on 4chan. Stop being such a pathetic piece of shit. And, for fuck's sake, stop making your queer ass threads on /tg/, you're not fooling anyone, go die in a fire, you withered husk of a human filled to the brim with rancid cum.

>>51763595

>>51763412
>we've got all your other threads archived
This to me implies he's part of a conspiracy theory club maintaining their own personal archives, not that "you can find other threads about MYFAROG on 4plebs".
Of course you can find other threads on 4plebs. It archives everything on /tg/.

How are they a /pol/ meme? It seems more of a "hey let's see if that angry autist is online, and bring up the game he dislikes" or "hey let's post a game we know some retard will spaz out about and watch what happens".

Been lurking on tg since like 2007. I've seen these threads before, but this is my first time bothering to actually go in one.

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>>51763628
Apparently everyone is the safest on the board. We are all Varg!

We're coming to get you, angry autist kun, we're all coming to get you!

>>51763693
>This to me implies he's part of a conspiracy theory club maintaining their own personal archives

Well I can't help if you're stupid. You know how 4plebs works, you can see the search right there. The idea he's maintaining a "personal archive" appears to have come straight out of your fevered imagination with nothing to support it.

Enjoy your ban whenever the mods come around, they ban and delete these threads regularly.

>>51763693
Shut the fuck up, Christian.
Get out of here, and quit pretending that anyone would want to discuss your shitty game already.

God, you playing the role of someone that could possibly be even more of a faggot than you are, this hypothetical "Guy who really just wants to bump this thread and talk about this game," is easily one of the most pathetic things you have ever done, and that's saying a lot.

You're a shameless piece of trash, and even worse, you're hoping to convince people that you're an even more worthless piece of shit.

Just fuck off. No, I don't want you bumping this thread again to make an even bigger fool of yourself. Just fuck off, Christian.

Fuck off.

>>51763733
Saddest. Stupid autocorrect.

>>51763568
So, ignoring the trolling and counter trolling. Serious question for the guy who owns/plays this game.

Why do you play it instead of BRP or GURPS?

>>51763385
Well my location limits my options for buying rpg's

>>51763788
Shut the fuck up, Christian.
Shut up. No one wants to play your game or bump your thread.

They'd have to be an even more pathetic loser than you in order to do that, and no one is a more pathetic loser than you, Christian.

>>51759182
So? The game is still shit.

>>51763793
Oh. That sucks.

I've seen some people had good luck printing out a PDF from their home printer and binding it and casing it themselves. Looked pretty easy to do as well, something you could do in a short amount of time with a laser printer, some wood, glue, and cardstock to print a cover.

I really do recommend GURPS and BRP, they're both excellent.

>>51763849
Fuck off, Christian. Stop ban-dodging already, and stop talking like a faggot just to bump your faggot thread.

>>51763793
Australia? I hear they have no luck for entertainment.

>>51763863
What part of "Fuck off, Christian" aren't you understanding?

ITT: Varg goes on /tg/ to shill his subpar game to earn shekels like the unshaved globalist shit he is.

>>51763904
Quit calling yourself varg, Christian.
And, fuck off, Christian.

>>51763870
The part where Christian never actually makes these threads? It's probably Virt or some other shitposter who comes here, posts this thread, then fucks off, leaving us to deal with this thread and everyone else who shitposts here.

>>51763923
Who gives a shit, Christian.
Fuck off.

>>51763904
>ITT: some autist flips out and assumes all posts are from that guy he doesn't like. Tries to censor anyone talking from even about things he doesn't like, and provides free entertainment for all.

>>51763958
>reverse psychology might work!

Sorry, Christian, but all we're doing is highlighting how you're either one pathetic loser for bumping this thread, or an even more pathetic loser for bumping this thread.

The fact that you'd rather be the MORE pathetic loser, the dicklicking asswipes who don't even know how to sage these shitty spammed threads, makes you one incredible piece of shit, Christian.

Now, fuck off.

Is this even a real game? Or some elaborate meme?

>>51763995
Quit bumping this thread, Christian. Anyone who's even remotely curious has over a hundred nearly identical threads to sift through if they wanted to know more.

>>51755054

Look at this absolute evidence of pure, undiluted faggotry.

>>51763863
Worse, South Africa

>>51764029
Shut the fuck up, Christian.

>>51764028
>Christian.
But anon, he's Pagan.

>>51764037
I'm not here to discuss you or your real name that you hate so much, Christian. Fuck off.

>>51764046
There's fifty users my dude. Calm your autism.

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This fucking guy.

>>51763995
It's a game which some tool on tg throws a fit any time it's mentioned, flips out at anyone paying in the thread.

Supposedly it's shit.

First edition used papyrus for paragraph text and I couldn't get through the first page of a pirated PDF without my eyes bleeding.

Never actually played it, but apparently even mentioning it out participating in a thread about it on tg is grounds for maximum butthurt conspiracy theories and attempts at shaming.

>>51764028
Fuck off back to Tumblr censorship Nazi.

>>51764029
Yikes. Still. If you can get a decent laser printer, some thick boards to build a diy binding press, some PVA glue, and a cover, you can start printing out your own RPGs, then you don't have to care if the ones you want are hard to find.

I've tried it for small projects, and an working on getting the stuff together so I can start getting hard copies of 2e planescape stuff, which is outrageously expensive on eBay.

>>51764061
>>51764082
Lol.

>>51764061
Christian, everyone knows you're a proxy-cycling ban dodger. Now, shut the fuck up, and stop pretending that there's anyone as sad and pathetic as to want to bump your faggot thread already.

Could you imagine how sad and pathetic you would have to be to be who you are claiming to be right now? Someone so fucking pathetic as to bump a troll spam thread? Disgusting.

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>>51764101

>>51764101
>It's a thread that gets posted once a month and every thread someone claims to own a copy of but always has a reason why they can't scan or post it

Unfortunate because I'm sure it's overflowing with pointless tables that I could snag for a D&D game.

>>51764101
Look, Christian.

Shut up. You're a piece of shit, and pretending to be anyone else is pointless, because there couldn't possibly be someone as sad and fucking pathetic as the person you're pretending to be.

Your post is pure faggotry, and it's only saving grace is that it's because you're a insane egomaniac who can't help but be the most pathetic piece of shit to spam this board. Without that saving grace, this imagined person you're pretending to be would instead be the most pathetic, irredeemable, living shit of a person.

I'm half tempted to waste twelve bucks to make a PDF out of it but I'm a bit of a retard and don't think it'd be worth my time.

What do? Suck it up and expose Varg's asshole to the world? Go back to my NEET life?

Get mistaken for Varg by some faggot autist?

>>51764181
Stop bumping your thread, Christian.
And stop trying to trick people into buying a copy just to shut you the fuck up.

As for what should you do? The answer is clear.

Fah-la-la-la-la, Fuck off.

>>51764206
Why are you putting in so much effort into this anyway? are you saging your shit? Don't you have something better to do?

>>51764181
It's not likely you would be mistaken for Varg if you posted a PDF as we all know once that happens it's over for Varg and his shit game.

>>51764132
Is someone trying to censor everyone around them?

If yes, 4chan is not the place for them. Tumblr and rpg.net would be a better fit.

>>51764131
>Posting in a thread I don't like is pathetic!
>He says, un-ironically, while posting in that very thread.
>>51764163
>If I shame people for posting here and call them names, and say they must be the dev shilling because anything else is revolting, people won't talk about this shitty game and tg will be my safe space!
Unlikely. Do everyone a favor and just wear a tripcode so we can block your posts from now on.

>>51764181
Ha! If you do, share it here, so we can see if it's as shit as we've heard. Make a new thread with a share link after this one is dead and we'll go through it and see if it has anything good in it (doubtful).

>>51764141
Unfortunate. Hopefully anon shares the PDF.

>>51764255
How does one convert a book into a PDF? Would I have to manually transcript Myfarog onto as file or just scan the individual pages?

>>51764101
>some tool on tg

Now look who's pretending it's all one guy. "Shut up Varg/Christian" is a meme that was devised in response to shitposters spamming these threads for the past couple of years. You're not supposed to take it seriously, either of you idiots.

>>51764277
You scan the pages. You can combine pictures into a pdf quite easily.

Sometimes people do fancy text recognition shit to make search features work, but it's not required.

>>51764276
Fuck off. This isn't "censorship", it's telling you to stop spamming. Advertising your gay ass game is against the rules, Christian, and none of your fucking bullshit will change that.

So, fuck off. Fuck off, you sad sack of shilling shit.

>>51764276
Calling a shit game shit is not is not censorship. The only reason this game is talked about at all is because some dumbass keeps making threads even that /tg/ has made it clear the game is not wanted.
>>51764277
my guess is you use a scanner.

>>51764276
Holy shit dude, are you really Kristian?
You couldn't be this much of a faggot otherwise.

And quit trying to trick people into buying your game already.

>>51764277
>>51764181
If one of you get it in PDF, I'd like to see it, see if its passable.

>>51764292
Showing interest in a pirated copy of a thing isn't shilling. A shill would try to get everyone to buy it. Asking for a pirated copy is simple curiosity.

>>51764276
>muh censorship
Fuck off retard

>>51764352
Christian, if you're desperate to the point of wanting someone to buy even a single copy, you really need to stop spending all your time spamming on 4chan, you pathetic discarded cum-stained rag of a human being.

>>51764331
Calling a shit game shit is not censorship. Trying to stop everyone else from talking about a shit game *is* censorship.

And normally when someone says something is shit, if they expect to be taken seriously rather than ignored, they have good reasons, not just autistic meme troll posts they shout loudly hoping to make everyone else go away.

>>51764378
I don't care if it's done guy willing to waste $12 on a PDF, or some guy who already wasted money on the thing and has a scanner, I just want to see the trainwreck for myself (without paying for it).

>>51753120
can we get confirmation that op is a fag?

>>51764429
Op is always a fag. No exceptions.

>>51764388
>>51764410
Shut the fuck up, Christian.

This is not our first rodeo here. This is the hundredth+ thread you've tried making for this same shit thread, and this is how these threads have gone down, will go down, and will forever go down.

Curious? Curious? Anyone who's still fucking curious about this shit ass game can find all they'd ever want to hear in the past hundred threads, all without bumping this shit one and helping you shill your game.

Please don't try to act that there's anyone stupid enough to earnestly not see through your bullshit. You've spilled too much of it, and we're really, really fucking tired of it.

So, fuck off.

>>51764410


We have these threads every week for over a year, and nobody ever posts a PDF. Quit bumping the shit, it'll show up on the PDF share thread if and when it ever gets a proper scan. Bumping a whole thread full of garbage and shitposting in hopes of getting a PDF is dumb.

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>ctrl+f "christian"
>40 matches

I look at and shitpost in pmuch every myfarog thread I see. Been doing that for a log time. This is by far the most delicious.

>>51764499

I can't believe the mods have left it up for a whole day. Usually they're gone in minutes.

>>51764499
>I look at and shitpost in pmuch every myfarog thread I see. Been doing that for a log time. This is by far the most delicious.
This post has been amusing.

Also been a good source of keywords for my shitposter filters.

>>51764518
>filters

They'll only be useful in MYFAROG threads, though, so why bother?

>>51764388
If you really want us to talk about the game then post a PDF you faggot. We don't really know much about it other than small bits and what we have seen makes the game look like shit. The only reason anyone is even talking about MYAROG at all is because some retard is spamming it.

>>51764532
The antichristian shitposters have given me a pile of phrases to use to ignore shitposters in all kinds of threads.

>>51764564
Shut up already, Christian. You've got no way to save face at this point, not even trying to call other people the shitposters when you're the faggot trying to shill his absolute piece of shit game while pretending that you'd like to see a PDF.

>>51764532
What happens if the PDF ever actually drops?

>>51764580

But anon, don't you think this sounds interesting? Boy, I sure wish someone would buy a copy and tell us all what he thinks about it, like real honest opinions from an informed individual who forms his own opinions and doesn't follow the crowd!

>>51764606

I dunno. We all point and laugh because it's shit, most likely. All the leaks and partial text we've gotten make it look like a distant cousin of Lamentations of the Flame Princess, but with terrible design, big clunky tables, lousy historical accuracy, and barely concealed racism.

>>51764609
You're not fooling anyone, Christian.

>>51764606
People will briefly tear it apart, and then these threads will finally die because there's really no reason to care about some shitty amateur's game, and Christian will have lost his purpose in making these threads because people will have no reason to buy his awful game.

>>51764664
>>51764635
I'm tempted to buy the thing, just to end the cycle and know for sure.

But I don't want my dtrpg account to get burned, and I'm no PDF scrubber.

Anybody know a good scrubber?

>>51764635
>but with terrible design, big clunky tables, lousy historical accuracy

Basically this. The few pages that were leaked were so terrible, that those were the only pages ever leaked because of the immediate and lasting reaction to them. Kristian seems to know that it's not a good game, but somehow is still hoping that people will be stupid enough to buy it purely out of some sick sense of curiosity as to why it gets spammed so often here.

>>51764664
>You're not fooling anyone, Christian.

Curses! Foiled again!

>>51764606
There would be no point for fag lord to make these threads as every time he tries it someone will post the PDF and everyone will laugh at how shit the game is then leave.

>>51749705
>There are no situations in which it is morally okay to kill someone.
>Pagan morals don't match my set of obviously objective morals therefore aren't valid

Okay

>>51764518
>that'll show 'em!

>>51764779
That'll make it easier to ignore shitposters gumming up threads, and make it easier to find the posters who are on topic.

>>51764775
Quit trying to pay attention to an attention whore, you fucking faggot.

That's the problem with these threads. Because, until a PDF drops, they're just a shitty excuse for Kristian to try and stir people up to talk about him, since there's very little about the actual game to discuss.

>>51764816
This whole thread is offtopic, you stupid faggot.
Now, fuck off, and quit pretending that there's a game worth discussing here.

>>51764816
Do you actually lack self control to the point you have to make a filter for /tg/? Shit dood. Go outside. Even if its just to the 7-11 or something.

>>51755018
who the fuck is varg?

>>51764939
Quit trying to pay attention to an attention whore, you fucking faggot.

That's the problem with these threads. Because, until a PDF drops, they're just a shitty excuse for Kristian to try and stir people up to talk about him, since there's very little about the actual game to discuss.

>>51764939
An attention whore. You're better off not caring.

Varg is cool, stop bullying him. He just want to talk about his game, what's wrong with that?

>>51764999
His game is shit.

>>51764999
Fuck off, Christian.
You're not fooling anyone.

>>51764999
Quit trying to pay attention to an attention whore, you fucking faggot.

That's the problem with these threads. Because, until a PDF drops, they're just a shitty excuse for Kristian to try and stir people up to talk about him, since there's very little about the actual game to discuss.

>>51765028
You got a lot of anger in yourself, kid.

>>51765051
Why are you so angry? Can't you just report and ignore?

>>51765072
Fuck off, Christian.
You're not fooling anyone.

>>51765072
>>51765077

Cut the crap, Christian. Only you would be such a lowly piece of fucking shit to even pretend to give a fuck about your baby's first heartbreaker, and you insult every last person ever even imagined to exist by pretending that there's anyone, anyone, who would be such a fucking mentally-bankrupt tool as to talk about your gay-ass game. Hell, if you wanted to pretend you were other people, you'd at least have the decency to sage, you bitch-born dicklicker.

So, do yourself a favor, and quit making these threads EVERY DAMN WEEK just to hear people tell you to fuck off, stop shilling, and stop being such a fucking loser. Holy shit, how many times do people need to spell this out to you, Christian?

You're a piece of shit, through and through, and your endeavors are wasted here. Go fuck off back to spamming yourself in /pol/ like the insane kind of shit-eating loser you are.

>>51765098
I don't see what the issue is. The thread isn't against the rules or anything.

>>51765118
Advertisement is blatantly against the rules.

>>51765118

Spamming is against the rules, as is trolling. That's why these threads get deleted whenever the mods are around.

>>51765150
It's not advertisement beyond the standard thread that talks about something specific.

>>51765152
I don't see these threads being spammed by any meaning of the word. There are threads occasionally, but it isn't anything unusual compared to other games.

>>51765118
>1.You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>9. Evading your ban will result in a permanent one. Instead, wait and appeal it!
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

So, get out of here, Christian, and stop ban evading so you can spam in order to advertise your shitty game.

>>51765178
Fuck off, already. No one's falling for your shit anymore.

This thread is just another dumpster fire, and they just make more people hate your shitty game. Do yourself a favor, and give up already.

>>51765178
>I don't see these threads being spammed by any meaning of the word. There are threads occasionally, but it isn't anything unusual compared to other games.

Oh, horseshit. Look at all this crap.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/myfarog/type/op/

>>51765185
No-one has solicited or begged, we're merely discussing the game dude

>>51765209
Fuck off, already. No one's falling for your shit anymore.

>>51765199
Most of these are spaced several days apart though. It isn't as if a bot is flooding the board or anything.

In the end if you don't like the thread, you should report and hide it as has been recommended by the mods many times, rather than bumping a thread that violates the rules.

>>51765178
The "fuck off varg" shitposters are the ones doing the spamming and trolling. Otherwise the threads would die because the game has no players and nobody has a copy of the book.

But they flip out like a bunch of autist's and then people respond to them.

They derail the thread, but keep it alive until it hits bumpcount.

>>51765216
So you don't have an argument of any sort? I am glad to see you being so honest.

>>51765222
>>51765226
Shut the fuck up already, Christian.
This thread was bumped several times from page 10 by you, and that's how these threads always go until a mod deletes them because you are such a sack of fucking shit.

You spam and advertise and lie and bump your shitty fucking threads, and enough is enough.

I am not much of a metal head, but is Varg's music actually worth listening to? Which album should I start out with?

>>51765291
Burzum has some dungeon synth albums that are considered masterpieces in the genre.

>>51765291
I get it, you're a retarded fucking troll, and I hope the mods stop playing around and ban you already.

>>51765300
>dungeon synth
I love the names of some of these sub genres. I will look at that one then, thanks anon.

>>51765291
Also his latest 2 albums are basically ambient folk music

>>51764181
No need to go as far as spending $12. I got the thing second hand for $8 on Amazon, along with the Mythic book for about the same price.

>>51765291
Some of his stuff isn't too bad. I don't think it's anything earth shatteringly good, but it's definitely good shit.

Dude's a piece of shit but he makes decent music.

>>51765301
Dude, chill. I was just asking for an opinion. If you don't like his music then I would love to hear your opinion. We can be polite, this isn't /v/.

>>51764101
What in your opinion would be the "best" edition or essential supplements for GURPS?

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>>51765738
It depends on what you are running. For a MyFaRoG esque game then just get Low Tech and you are set. For most things you really only need to use the basic set.

>>51765760
Thanks for the help man, i'll check the general for Pdf's and give them a look see.

>>51765777
Oh yeah, I forgot to add that if you want spellcasting with runes and other appropriate viking shit then use symbolic magic. The standard magic system is a somewhat better version of D&D's and should work fine, but it is that magical IMO.

>>51765729
>i will do anything i can to keep this thread bump

Get fucked, you piece of shit.

>>51765738
GURPS 4e basic set.

Dungeon fantasy for d&d.

Low tech for medieval. You could add fantasy, and I'd add thaumatology and powers for sure. That should cover anything in a fantasy genre you might want to play.

>>51766348
How about you quit bumping your spam thread with bullshit small talk already? We get it, you're a faggot, you can save yourself any further effort in confirming it.

>>51766385
>I'm a little bitch and the title of this thread offends me.
Dude asked a GURPS question, I answered.

Eat a bag of dicks.

>>51766707

It's rude to bump a troll thread, even if you're engaging in a non-troll discussion inside it, anon. Lurk more and learn some manners.

inb4
>GURPSfags
>Polite
>Ever

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>>51765291
I am summoned from hell to provide recommendations for my killer's albums; this is my punishment for being a retarded edgy commie!

1. Filosofem
2. Belus
3. Fallen

>>51749705
>condemns vandalism of a culture he values
>literally vandalises culture that other people value

Is it okay when Kristian does it? Sad.

>>51766899
It may be a revelation for you, but MYFAROG was not created to troll /tg/

>>51767705
Why was it created Christian?

>>51767864
You are really autistic, no memes. Seek help.

>>51767864
It was unironically created as an educational tool for his wife's son because Kristian is autistic.

>>51759251
That's actually true. They are either native semitic people or germanic

>>51764101
If you had a pirated PDF, please share for the rest of us!

Varg brings all the reddit colonists to the fore. They really hate him, why is reddit so bigoted?

>>51765506
WAAAAA HE DISAGREES WITH ME POLITICALLY WAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51769693
Jesus christ you guys are easy to set off.

Well this was ever so slightly amusing and yet one thing remain:
Nobody has a goddamn pdf of this game.

>>51770067

It's always the same, that's why these threads are worthless bait. Nothing worthwhile ever comes from them, apart from some vague amusement and a lot of shitposting.

>>51770965

You guys are killing good threads in favor of this shit.

>>51771237
>It's always the same, that's why these threads are worthless bait. Nothing worthwhile ever comes from them, apart from some vague amusement and a lot of shitposting.
Look, at least if we HAD a full PDF we could actually discuss the game for real and not just the inevitable socio-political fuckery which come with the source material and the inevitable /pol/lack or ironic shitposter saying it's the best thing ever vs the easily triggered 'enlightened liberal' turning to frothing rage at a game he will never play anyway. It was funny but it's not worth much anymore if we can't actually see what the game is really like.

>>51773163
This. I think Christian hit the point where the number of people who haven't heard of his game is rapidly dropping compared to the number of people who have seen the weekly threads he makes about it.

It would be interesting to see exactly how many copies he's sold. I'm guessing it's about a dozen. Maybe he gets public assistance payments in France? Otherwise I can't imagine that his time is worth this little. Seems like a lot of effort for basically no return. If he really wanted to drum up sales, he should burn down another church or kill somebody else.

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>>51773163

>bumping a shitposting thread
>off page 10
>to say a whole lot of nothing

>>51748024
where is the pdf faggot

>>51764132
go back to tumblr

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>>51774178

I'd consider buying the game to scan it, but it would be months before my life stabilizes enough to even consider this.

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>>51764101
Hi Varg !
I heard that you are living in France right now. Please tell me : how does it feel to be an hypocrite who doesn't support immigration policies and "racemixing", while immigrating to another country to bang a french woman ? Sure must be nice.

>>51776462
No idea. This meme is stupid. Not everyone is varg.

Why is this thread not dead yet? Nobody has had anything to say since the South African guy mentioned scanning his book.

>>51776462
He's probably too busy living off welfare and getting arrested on suspicion of terrorism to answer. And after that he has to homeschool his wife's son.

>>51770965
bruh

>>51763988
>he typed smugly, knowing that he would have to fight Christian in every thread and on every board for the rest of his life just to signal what a good guy he is and prove that he could actually make a difference from his chair and keyboard without becoming successful
Also, bump, because there is a little Christian in all of us.