She-Orc Thread?

I'll never understand how you people can develop a fetish for Orcs. They're all hideous to gaze upon with their horrendous underbite and overly pronounced fangs. I mean just look at that underbite. Who in their right mind would find that attractive.

>>51743956
Her jaw looks too weak for a full orc.

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>>51743956
Have another.

>>51744075
>underbite
Braces

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>>51743956

>>51744075
IT's simple, depending on the setting it's a large muscly green woman or a tiny muscly green woman.

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>>51744123

>>51744075
Some men like women that can kick their ass. Green-skins or no.

>>51744143
Do realize that if you were to simply brace them back inside their mouthes, they'd either constantly pierce the flesh around their teeth, or just break them by biting down on them.

>>51744092
Camera angle

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>>51743956
She looks like a novelty in some elf king's harem.

>capture orc woman
>comb hair, clip nails, bathe rigorously
>teach her to read and spoil her with the fruits of civilization, like soft silks and rare delicacies
>educate her on a multitude of subjects, including art, philosophy and etiquette
>show off at parties

>>51744272
>never pottytrain her

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Nice wood elves, faggots.

>>51743956
Why does this elf have such long fangs?

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>>51744289
>Every time she has to go to the bathroom, whatever customs her tribe taught her will be used with extreme efficiency.

>"Within the Kagan Xug clan of orcs, powerful members of the community may force lower ranking or rival clanmembers onto the ground before they defecate upon them as a show of dominance. When lady Naghig was brought into the human high courts, her trainers did not have the chance to correct this behavior before it was too late."

>"On the bright side, Lord Fernidant was already considered a 'shithead' by the court. So the incident was considered appropriate punishment."

>>51744123
I seriously wish people would stop posting that edit.

>>51744414
What is the original, then?

>>51744143
Dental plan!

>>51744427
http://petite-emi.deviantart.com/art/Alexi-Postermodel-178138558

>>51744075
What are you, some kind of fag?

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>>51744458
Neat, though I personally don't see a problem with the edit, even if it's sub-par.

I would recommend the female orcs drawn by the artist of pic related, he made a miniseries of them. ...Too bad I can't find them ATM.

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>>51744075
Yes, why do people feel attracted to feminine figures barely different from a human woman's but with a few minor cosmetic changes that serve to immediately make it apparent she isn't related to you and.make her look exotic

Why oh why are people turnd on by on these images of supermodels with green skin and slightly overstated dental features

Look buddy, humanity has been around for a while, and once upon a time we weren't all one people (many would argue we still aren't) but disparate tribes and sub races, like there are hundreds of different species of bird

The difference is at one point all the other different species of humans fell away and only left Homo Sapiens. You know why? It wasn't because we were better - oh no, early man was certainly smarter than say, the Neanderthal, but we were much less equipped to survive the harsh environment of ancient earth. It's not like we were driving around dune buggies while they squatted in caves, at one point we were on equal ground a d somehow we came out on top. Do you know how?

Fucking.

We out bred them. All of them. Every last goddamned subspecies of human fell before the relentless power of homo sapiens sapiens dick. We fucked them, they fucked us, we fucked each other, we reproduced faster and got better and smarter. With the power of our invasive dominant genes, we ejaculated our way to the top of the food chain. All of human civilization, all of human history, is built upon this one trueism. If it looks like it is, we will make it our sex object.

Through dick, unity.

>>51743956
I know a green elf when i seez one

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>>51744690
I approve of this message.

Humanity, fuck yea! ...Also, humanity fucks you.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16727562/ Origin of pic.

I need a female orc/half-orc bard, who is demure, fully clothed, and not slutty.

She plays the lute, for what it's worth.

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If tolkien orcs are just elves that have been corrupted by despair and rape, does that mean if you tenderly love one enough it will turn back into a pretty elf?

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>>51744393
That went from 'magical realm' to funny real fast.

>green human with bad dentistry thread

Fixed that for you OP.

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>>51744961
Here's one with a violin

>>51744964
I can't believe Tolkien never explored this angle.

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>>51745052
Here's one with bagpipes
>>51745054
It would have resolved his issues with the irredeemable nature of the orcs

Redeemed orcs just become elves.

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>>51745071
This is actually supposed to be a half giant but I don't think you can tell without context

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Don't make me write about Wh'orks again.

>>51745019
>Every fantasy race is a human but with X instead
Is there any room for joy in that shriveled organ you call your heart anon?

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>>51745089
Here's a cute rich burlew style one

>>51745019
That's a common definition of an orc.

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>>51745096
Why, is the theoretical that female Orks are pic related and use pheremones to influence other races and increase their breeding pool and the reason orcs are so aggressive is constant exposure to their females has their testosterone jacked up?
>>51745103
I'm out of orcs so here's an elf you can. Photoshop green

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>>51745000
Thank you, thank you. I will be here all night.

Also, my specialty is using my intricate understanding of fucked up fetishes to make crude jokes.

Though, slight disclaimer: Scat is not my personal fetish. Although golden showers are a solid 'maybe'.

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>>51745131
And finally here's a titty elf you can Photoshop green

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>>51745131
Pretty sure he's talking Warhammer Orks, which never really had females... They technically don't have males either, since they lack any and all binary reproductive organs.

"Female Orks" in Warhammer Fantasy is considered an inside joke. If you want to see how they really look like... Check Blood-Bowl's Ork Cheerleaders.

>>51745131
>is the theoretical that female Orks are pic related and use pheremones to influence other races and increase their breeding pool and the reason orcs are so aggressive is constant exposure to their females has their testosterone jacked up?

No, it was a 40K magical realm. A Heretek Magos-biologis dramatically re-engineered the Ork genome to make them more "compatible" with humans. Long story short, it ended up as a race of "female" Orks who would launch WUUUV raids on human worlds to capture men they (and their loli-gretchen) would then lavish with affection.

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>>51745132
We all appreciate your honesty, Anon

>>51745181
Oh yeah I know all about Warhammer Orks

Actually, do/did WHFB orks work the same way as 40k Orks? I was never clear on that.

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>>51745205
Pretty much. The difference being that 40k Orks got more techno-boyz programmed in. Meaning that their looting of junk can result in them hotwiring some neat guns if there are enough orks around to fuel the WAAAGH!.

Seemingly this 'basic understanding of how to fix stuff' every boy has. Though they usually just whack their jammed gun until it starts shooting again.

Other than that? Exactly the same gitz.

>>51745204
Honest is my middle name.

Maximilian fuck-lotz-of honest bitchiz.

>>51745098
I used to experience joy, but I found that the smug satisfaction of knowing that my tastes (in which nothing meets my standards) are superior to every else's to be far better.

Also I'm just teasing.

>>51745112
Touché.

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Legitimate question:

Did Tolkien or his kid ever canonically establish how Middle-Earth Orcs and Goblins reproduce? Are there even females, or are they grown in the mud?

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imma dump my folder. Expect a bit of overlap with the current Cute thread

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>>51745319
Tolkien orcs doesn't reproduce, they are made from elves and bad mojo.

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>>51745406
Eating dinner. Will dump the rest afterwards.

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I'm seeing a whole lot of female half-orcs in this thread.

>>51745319
>>51744561

Here's two female orcs.

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>>51745421
back

>>51744561
Sauce is Bayard Wu

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/GENJW

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>>51745587

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>>51745601

>>51744690
>Glorify humanity!
>But VIOLENTLY OPPRESS glorification of the human form that aren't 100% true because human creativity and desire is inhuman!

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>>51745622

>>51744075
I for one welcome our new sexually attractive orcish overlords

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>>51745635

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>>51745677
WHO IS THE ARTIST OF THIS? I can't find him anywhere

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>>51745700
Okay, this one's probably a green elf or half-orc or whatever. Either way, don't discriminate between greenskins

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>>51745711

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>>51745728

>>51745705
no clue

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>>51745751

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Ya'll need more orc and less elf

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>>51745792

>>51745782
1. orcs are elves
2. don't descriminate between greenskins
3. don't look a gift horse in the mouth
4. fuck you

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>>51745808

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>>51745808
>fuck you
no u
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>>51745853

>>51745848
good, now that we got that out of our systems, I think we've settled our differences

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>>51745864

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>>51745867
And that's the end of my folder. I really need to get more.
Luckily, this thread exists!

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>>51745867
Does that elf have a skin condition?
>>51745889

>>51745905
That orc looks like that 'cause she's from a setting with unfair beauty standards against beautiful orc queens.

It's all part of the Mage Supremacist Fantasy Elfocracy that's keeping orcs down!

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>>51745591
Thank you based anon.

I did not feel like looking up the guy myself.

Have this picture of something that is under no circumstance an orc. But do use it next time you wish to thank a based anon.

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>>51743956
Are there any good femork minis?

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>>51745829
This welp's hardly an adult...

...Still going to fuck it, but just stating the facts.

>>51745867
>>51745889
These are mighty fine.

>>51746083
Meant >>51745895 not >>51745889

>>51745705

http://scasblog.tumblr.com/

nina orc tags

>>51745705
>>51745751

http://scasblog.tumblr.com/

I had to dig through way too much bara orc fucking to find that.

>>51746168
>>51746140
You guys are fucking bros.

>>51746140
>>51746168
Thank you anon. You're both gentlemen and scholars, or whatever the equivalent complement for an orc is.

>>51745319
No they didn't. They never even confirmed a creation story, just tossed out a bunch and said fuck it. Tolkien mentioned he was disappointed he never got a chance to elaborate on them

>>51744123
Stop posting that shitty Photoshop.

>>51745205
Back in first edition, they actually worked like D&D orcs, with females and even half-orks running around just, not being seen - there are some really old Citadel Miniature she-ork figures, most of which are, well, orky slattern/harridan types. As 40K got more popular, Fantasy Orks were retconned to being implicit fungal spore reproducers.

>>51745711
Orks are elves you dolt.

>>51746244
For those of you wondering sauce, and have not the patience to peruse google, the unshooped girl in Esther Baxter

You are welcome

>>51746921
Orcs are elves, orks aren't :^)

>>51746244
Get this troll out of here. Orcs only!

>>51746956
Same thing. Just Orsimer reskinned into like 10 different properties.

>>51745625
Wait, what's being violently oppressed?

>>51744075

It's just a another wank thread anon

These cancer fags are the norm now

Either deal with them or deal with it

>>51745531

No no anon you don't understand

Everyone is here to add to their orc girl magical realm spank bank collection

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>>51744244
THE WORLD'S STRONGEST WOMAN CANNOT DEFEAT THE WORLD'S WEAKEST MAN

or something

Got any P'orcs?

>>51744075
Because with orc girls, the nasty monstrous nature is on the outside.