Meanwhile in prehistoric /tg/

>thag think woman ruin cavepainting for mens

>>51740600

Which am bigger That Man alignment? Lawful Rock or Rockful Neutral?

>>51740600
Why storyteller not let Ug play lady? Sometime Ug want feel pretty. Nothing wrong with play lady!

Me no like Caves and Tigers 5th Painting, is no good like C&T 2nd Painting. It too simple, for dumb-dumb big-forehead tribe instead of best tribe, small-forehead tribe.

>>51740880
Your storyteller sound like a That Man. Bet he no even help hunt or build fire before story

Me hear tribe in red cave like Cave World game, say Hole World better than Hole and Tiger

Me no like Cave World game because me no like tribe in other cave

Tribe in green cave like good game, Hole and Tiger

>>51740895

Me for this. Shamans by Side of Lake am ruining Caves and Tigers for many season now. Me tribe no want play new C&T any more.

>>51740895

Me am bet he no put drink bowl on deer skin over cave floor.

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>he am still play caves and tigers

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MAMMOTH NOISES*

>>51741023

U try BURPS?

>>51741245

>BURPS

Nice cave glyph ((:^)

>>51741245

BURPS good for cro-magnon, me not cro-magnon. Too busy hunt and fish for me remember more than three number.

Why shaman more strong than me? I am big clubs to fight. Maybe small shaman make game to think he smart and strong like me big clubs think.

>>51741281

Shaman can conjure dark ghost and bone monster. It make more sense he stronger than man with big clubs. Spooky am just stronger than club or rock.

Homo erectus slave, wat do?

>>51741323
You no poop in cave!

>>51740600
Big Rock OP compared to Small Rock and Sharp Rock, and Shiny Rock in Standard, What are Shamans of Land-by-Big-Water even thinking?

And don't even start by saying Rock Game is Cooperative. That big pile of Mammoth Shit.

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me am using new dice for homesludge game

what think?

>>51741409
>Stone dice
Oh look at me, me trade big heap berries for dice that wood do just as well and only cost small heap berries.
It work, me guess. But me wonder why you want heavy dice.

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what /tg/ think of model

me make self

>>51741435
thukk

>>51741435
stop take you spirit land in me cave

>>51741435
No one likkes ur spirit land thurrgar

>>51740600
Original cave-painter is bundle of stick

>>51741435
Thin your cave paints.

>>51741435
WHO THIS JUICE MOOSE

Me thinks da quality of da board is declinin.
Wat do?

>>51741781

Toss rocks in different threads. Make go-away. cave thread only. Cave thread gud.

Me Urog want papyrus punk, no can find game cave.

>>51741842
>papyrus punk
You am ape-man, only ape-man want papyruspunk. Bronzepunk am for strong real man.

>>51742002
Me clansman
Ya have tablet for da Philosophy supplement?

>>51742002

Bronzepunk am for plebs without caves. It nothing, an punk am not ever in it. Just Chaks and fake cave girls tree sapping shiny rocks to tiger pelt and club.

How bronzepunk club or sharp rock even work? Make no sense.

>>51742228

Shiny rock on hold hand end make hit face end swing faster! Everyone am know that.
But you right, Bronzepunk am no good, Papyruspunk have better thematic sensibility.

>>51742264

>Papyrus am used for special cave symbols
>Instead of paint buffalo on cave, paint squiggly lines that mean buffalo on papyrus
>Can now send papyrus squigglies to other cave instead of go there for self.

Tfw we live in papyruspunk already.

>>51740600
Why so many paintings Warboulder 40,000?!

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Who like more BangClub than BangClub 40? Me think BangClub 40 more good. It contain throw big stone and man drop from tree. Also fall tree that swim on water and you travel other island where green man or blue man.

Stoneclub
Bronzeclub
I always thoght bronzeclub was a weird setting but lots of men like it
Wat you thunk?

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>>51742501
>Still like Bangclub
>Think Bangclub not dead
>Think Age of Crugmar not exist

elyngjpikcsgn.ac.qfT.fecg.faa.'[email protected]

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>>51742510
Me think stoneclub more boring setting. Stone everywhere.

But many tribe no believe in bronze.

>>51742494

Moot am make Traditional Rocks as containment cave for Warboulder 40 paintings. Cave am literally for that

>tribe playing tusks and tigers
>everything go good
>then grug say he want to have friend come too
>okay say our big sky man
>grug friend come
>grug friend girl
you know what happen next

>>51742535
Crugmar no good. Me think he only want our stone!

>>51742561

Not need cave for everything

>gbt /redrock/

>>51741216
SMASH THIS

Think of run Firepunk game. Any you have good Firepunk setting for game? Or Woodpunk?

>>51741409
That shape am weird. It will not be good. Not person will use it.

>>51742633

Some say Firerun but Thrunk am no like. It boring system and firepunk am better without shaman and ghosts.

>>51742633
Inferno run good have much fur pelts.

>>51742560
so use bone, wood, obsidian, jade, etc

>>51740895
Caves and Tigers 4th Painting is worst painting. Is am Throwing Bones Into Fire the Rock-and-Charcoal game.

>>51742633
You try BURPS?

BANGCLUB 40 IS DED
MATTH ARD IS BAC
GIRUGAMESH IS BAC
ABANDON CAVE

>>51742574
Bang grung head with stone and run away with friend.
Very tradition story.

>>51742561
new cave am needed for warboulder paintings

who moot?

>>51742002
>bronze

Bronze never happen. Make-believe for furry neck neanderthals who no believe in sky shaman.

Me am cavefireoptim.

>>51743190

MOD BANG THIS PAINTER

This wall why Rock Games best cave in 4valley.

>>51743030
moot dumb cave creator, he sell cave to yellow cave creator.

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>Earthlings still havent made a proper game without using rocks and sticks

Haha oh wow

>>51740600
>make great story about big heroes
>blessed by Sky Spirit, seek club of fallen star, crushes many knife-tooth cat head
>Bog Man chase them, wet firewood, make food bad for tribe, need club to crush him or winter very bad
>first story-time, party see star fall over hill
>Ogg say "Me stay by cave and pick berries, is what character would do"

Why do this.

>>51743325
>painter not know leafs

Ug want newfriends go back to nonsense cave

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>>51743325
Why tiny sky man so smug?

>>51743334
You am play gods, Tok. You player not ready for big story yet. Try water-and-berries game first, something fast. Let them get feet wet. Then you player learn rules and much better.

>>51743325
Urzug homestewed up bone-and-skin system, me think very balanced. No rock at all, only a little stick.

>>51740600
man I wish all this stuff like unicorns and manticores and chimeras would go away so we could play a game in peace
also fuck you Og, casting your magic everywhere, it got old seven moons ago

>>51741563
post has too small liking

>>51742561
my tribe believe not "moot", believe other sky-shaman, "snacks"

>>51743325
*ayy lmao's in caveman*

>>51740600
ooga booga! Warboulder 40k Crtau players are shit cause ub lub said so.

How do you like verybignity?
I like little men made from stone, not wood like bangclub 40 and you need to give less berries for them.

How I make round world game?

>>51744309
Seen 1 good woodbigman. Bif paint it by spray paint out mouth hole very careful. Most woodbigman not look this good.

>>51743540

What am these animals talkyman say about? Do they stew good?

Why argue Cave and Cavemen editions?

What make 4e good? Why it bad and 5e good? Why 4e bad when no 5e and 3.5e good?

>>51744860
why play at all? It dumb, me off to go punch giant mammoth in face.

Dreamtribe, me come from /k/rok tribe. Me ask. Why Rock better than stik? Eldertip: Rock better than stik.

>>51741781
Me speak with great spirit on matter, great spirit tell me "you no be large bundle of sticks from now".
I think great spirit want fun.

>>51745370
>he tribe no figure out tie sharp rock to stick
Do your tribe even kill great beasts?

>>51745370
>>51745620
Cavepaint is for story not for make realdream of outside cave while inside cave.

Want that, go paint in darktimes2000 cave.

>>51745370
That it. Me am sick of all this "Good Stick" mammothshit that go on in rock20 system now. Sharp Rock deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
Me am no what say about. Me commission a genuine sharp rock in Sunrise Tribe for two shiny rock (that about one mammoth chunk) and have been practicing with it for many moon now. Me even cut slabs of solid fur with me rock

Sunrise Tribe smiths spend moons working on single sharp rock and fold it up to once to produce the finest rocks known to mankind.

Sharp rock am three as sharp as stick and three as hard for that matter too. Anything a stick can cut through, a sharp rock can cut through better. Me am sure sharp rock could easily two cut a neanderthal wearing full furs with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why West Tribe never bothered conquering Sunrise? That right, they am scared to fight scary Sunrise men and their sharp rock of destruction. Even in Great Cave War, Eagle Men targeted the caves with sharp rock first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what me saying? Sharp rock are simply best rock world am ever see, and thus, require better paintings in the rock20 system. Here am paint block me propose for sharp rock:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that am seem more representative of cutting power of sharp rock in real life, don't you think?

Did not view painting = sharp rock am need be cuttier in rock20, see me painting.

>>51746175
What a 20?

>>51746277
finger count and toe count. you dumb as mammoth in tar pit

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> 200,000 BC
> Not speccing CON and INT

Enjoy going extinct, non-hominids.

anyone have cave painting of man go to cave group to play wood-for-sheep game and there man that treat girl like wolf?

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Paint favorite magic thing. Here is foot of great bird-lizard, add 3 bonks when club people with it

>>51743030
Moot is bird nose berry stealer who am made cave.

ooga booga where the neanderthal woman

When cavemen rock yeah wall?

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Does red hair man have a point about pointy sticks or does club work best?

Am make green clay idol small warrior. Is not go well. Is cost many fish for needed stones. What do get stones without trade fish?

Any you play Bashclub three? Me like more than Bashclub four, rules more better from F shaman than G shaman.

>>51746725
This 4caves. No such thing as woman

>>51746867
>he am think tomorrow scrum be fight with pointy stick, but not see true of sharp-noise fire tube

eat Niter root, anog. gain much know.

>>51744309

Verybignity am not good deal. You drink red sweet drink mad shaman make. Throw berries in dung heap better than trade for verybignity.

Big Sky man throw bones and get many fingers. Am need toes to count him throws. Is get many fingers all throws. Am big Sky man use magic?

anyone want play shamanism: campfire meet? me carve new deck today.

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>Neanderthals club mans
>I2

Me wonder what it be like to make self out of mammoth fat and leaf.

>>51746327
oh, finger-toe count.
>still using finger-toe in year of mammoth
>get load of this berrypicker
Me bet you run cavecarver

>>51747807

Which men more bad? S:CF painters or Warboulder 40 painters?

>>51740600
>> Korgok spend time on rollrocky to find friend to play Caves and Tigers with. Find shaman to lead group. Shaman say spirit world filled with half-tiger, goat-man and antelope, but they all not kill each other? Korgok very confused.
Shaman friend also say he am play ox-man with huge penis, for fertility. Korgok wish he never went to Rollrocky, what Korgok do now?!

>>51748435
Yug-Guh painters. Blue Eye White Mammoth look dumb.

>>51740600
OKTAR ME KNOW U SEE THIS

U NO GAME IN MY CAVE MORE

U PUT DRINKS ON ROCK

U NOT USE COASTAL ROCKS

which your favorite star mans tribe? me like fire lizards because they nice to normal mans

>>51748560
me think star mans is dumb

crazy star mans is better

>>51748560
me like red hands. they nice like fire lizards but use less fire.

fire bad.

>>51748605
YELLOW GOD SMITE YOU

>>51742633
me play icepunk game last day

grog make ice fun

>>51741435
Who this seed steed?

>>51740600
Fucking Fire is so OP. Stick literally can't do a damn thing against it this edition.

I bet the Neanderthals did this.

>>51748605
>you saying crazy star mans is good
>you saying when crazy star mans chief have no arms

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me from /sunrise/

what do dreamtribe think of Tughu, it have pretty cavewoman who fly like bird named Ru

>>51748560

Me favorite star mans is Dark Sky Spirits. Sky Wolves is for mens who unga to knife-toothed cats.

>>51748605
Me would have agree long many seasons ago, but Crazy Star Man who worship bat-shit-crazy Fertility God/Goddess no longer have Flute! Instead get Loud-Noise-Bow.

Me miss days when RockHammer 40-Many-Many-Seasons have story that sound like Shaman put Crazy-Moss in his pipe and smoke it before telling story.

>>51748710
me like tughu

it better than non stone lady

>>51748739
Me want Sky-Wolves to be more like Crazy-Pillage-Nomads, not Wrong-head-Animal-Snu-Snu-people.

>>51741435
thugg

>>51748560
Me like blue star men, they better than all other star men

Shaman chief good

>>51748809
Stone Lady, ok, but Straw Lady Best Fantasy-Sleep-With-For-Life-Girl

>>51748879
Blue Star Man are boring and not that great, only that way in story because certain Black-Cave-Writing Shaman want to have Snu-Snu with them. Blood-Bird Star Man real Best.

>>51748946
Fucking Thief-birds.

>>51748946
You ask Shaman Chief 'gift' you better taste in star men

>>51741435
U R U K
R
U
K

>>51749081
>>51749014
Well, at least me not Animal-hit-head-and-twitch-on-ground stupid. Me bet you swallow Man-rod like female on weekends... And like it!

You deserve every stain on Rock left by Drinking Bowls.

>>51749194
>You deserve every stain on Rock left by Drinking Bowls.

Gorp not feel safe talking anymore.

>>51749194
>You deserve every stain on rock left by Drinking-Bowls
At least it my rock.

>>51749194
me like mans who swallow mans. leaves more females for me

>You deserve every stain on Rock left by Drinking Bowls.
you go too far

>>51749240
Like you even get females in first place!

Me bet you Berry Picker.

>>51749295
You no talk, stone females not count.

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HELP! I PLAY WITH STICKS AND RUB STICKS TOGETHER AND NOW STICK IS GOD!

WAT DO!?

>>51749376
Put cock in God.

>>51749376
Have Snu-Snu with it. Me like better than stone females even.

>>51749397
>>51749400
I try. God angry, and hurt when I touch! How make god want to mate with me? Give what gifts?

>>51749400
>Me like better than stone females even
you speak dumb word

tribe chief, get in here and banish him from tribe

>>51749417
Grab God hand

>>51749436
TOO LEWD! TOO FORWARD! THIS DEVOUT ANIMIST CAVE-PAINT-BOARD!

ME AM MIX WATER BERRY AND POO FOR DRINK
BIG LIZARD DRINK ME DRINK
TRIBE PRAISE ME FOR LIZARD SMASHING
CAVEMAN FROM TRIBE WANT TO BUY POO WATER
I NO HAVE LIZARD SMASH POO WATER
WHAT DO

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>>51749397
I tried from diferent aproach, and put rooster in God.

God no like rooster, and kill it in pain. But rooster very tasty now!
God give me tasty food, so that mean she my mate now, yeah?

Also, God fell asleep and disapeared, but I rub sticks again and she wake up. I running out of sticks tho...

Me just decide Warclub IIII-IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII army, Stone Marines. What best chapter?

>>51749295
me no berry picker, but me smash berries with rock and mix with buzz-buzz barf. it taste good and me get Uotk's female to come to cave for snu snu.

>>51749523
that why stone cavewoman better than God, you no need to give stick to make happy, she love you always

and, rooster look like rock now. no tasty.

>>51749582
You still need to give cavewoman stick, if-you-know-what-I-mean eh?! Eh!

Also, only outside look like rock. Inside look like wood, but soft like berry and tastier than regular rooster.

>>51749527
Rock of Contents. it have all chapter.

MOTHER IS ANGRY

ALL ME DO IS SIT IN HOLE AND EAT BITS OF BIRD FLESH. ME MARRY CAVE PAINTING. NORMANS NOT ALLOWED.

>>51749636
>Live with mother
>Not hunt own food
>Make snu snu with cave painting

Go back to Rowbutt 9k's

>>51749635
Ha!

Me love you all cave-/tg/. Best Wall on Cave right now.

Ouuughh Dreamtribe! Me am create new Future-Cave game. Me ask you think-speak:
In future,
>caveman no need hunt. All food get from Supercave
>Caveman no need walk. All use magic.
>Cavemen can fly like bird
>Can kill other caveman from far with thunderstik

What you think? Good, bad?

>>51749934
Seem like very samey compared to others who do future stories. Nothing seem new here.

>>51749934

> All food get from Supercave

Who chief of Supercave? Why he let other mens take food?

>>51748560
NO me like green man they strong like me

>>51749934
Bad bad, need think work.
Not enough pretty east-born Neanderthal ladies bathing in lakes.

No mate bait, no Crogg like.
Crogg steal Future-Cave game and write it onto Crogg's rock when cave painter not looking!

>>51749934
Me like, me add opinion.

How cave make food? Where food come from? Is food come from magic?

Me have dream once, me fly like bird, but me fall and was scary. Me think that most men won't fly unless they need to, fly can be scary.

Remember to make thunderstik do fire damage, thunder made from lava.

>>51740600
>Atlatl so OP, axe thrower can't compete.
>When will nerf atlatl?

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Anyone other cave person hate hate cave people who wear painting related on their head?

They think they can howl like the moon and live like a furred beast, entire tribes of these furry men I see!

Me glad no furry men in this cave.

>>51750086
Food come from ground moron, ground am not magic. You must be possessed by idiot spirits to be so stupid.

That man keep try make sharp rock in me stick and shaman game.

Says all he need do is take black shiny rock and break piece into point and that any caveman think it.

He mad when me say no work in me pretend land.

Did me do bad?

>>51750086

> thunder made from lava.

No it am not, dumb neanderthal. Thunder made from wind. Lava come from ground, thunder come from sky. How lava come from sky?

Neanderthal should think before painting cave wall.

>>51750008
he is berrypicker girl. Not good for chief

>>51750186
>Lava come from ground
>200,000 BC
>Still believing lava laughpaintimg
Me never see it, how can rock be like water? Rock sharp, not soft.
>>51750148
Moon no howl, dumdum. That cave lion.

>>51750197
>he is berrypicker girl
>he
>girl

man can no be female, do not make up dumb stuff

>>51750186
Because sky is big floating sea, sky is blue like water. Lava come from normal ground, so sky lava comes from the bottom of the sea sky. It drop from the bottom of the sea sky and hits ground.

Is simple.

>>51750221
Lava like burning water, it red so it opposite water.

>>51750239
But water brown.

>>51750254
Small water brown
Big water blue and make thirsty when drink

>>51750239

>he believes skywater is lava

laughingberrygirls.caveglyph

>>51750293
Me no see big water. How you see big water? We all painting on same wall.

>>51750333
Me friend dad in tribe with far walkers.

>>51750320
You all talk, no rock. If so sure, then what is sky?

>>51750353
That fair. Me dad hunt in sunrise monster catching tribe.

>>51749702
>Go back to Rowbutt 9k's

You mean Row of Butts Nine Cave? It worst cave of all. No cave ladies, only sad ugly mans, get angry, blame ladies, play grab ass.

>>51750385

Sky is big open space full of lifebreath. Water no have lifebreath so how can sky be water? What keep water up there? If water blue, then why skywater only fall when sky grey?

Sky is also home to grey-colored skymen who sometimes come to teach us things and snu snu our women. Only fish live in water. Skymen not fish. Skymen would taste better if fish.

>>51750442
>Water no have lifebreath
>When it cold and breathe, can see water in air
Water is lifebreath, stupid.

>>51750442
This is interest thought, however, this challenge worldview and make me angry.

Me thinks about this, make tests, me thinks you wrong.

>>51750498
What if we ask skymen?

>>51750437
No, cave with Pool worst Cave. Especially since last Tribal-vote between Nutty-Hag and Small-Hands-Rat-Pelt-on-Head for new Chief.

>>51750490

If water is lifebreath, then why me friend Thorg die when he try breath water?

Me want play Path Hunter Gather, but all me find around cave are dumb deepcavers who keep play lady cats and fox children. Is Path Hunter Gather not good game?

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>>51750508
Uh, hmn. How do I translate this into lesser-lifeform?
I got it.

Uh, sky not water, but sky have water. Just like how mouth have some water but used for lifebreath.

>>51750567
me no trust bald-head man

throw his opinion into fire

>>51750567
So if sky not water, then it like have thin water like stream? So sky is not ocean but puddle.

>>51750548

Am have many bad people, and many bad painting that hurt me head, but if you enjoy am not all bad. Search far wide, check different camp. Maybe you find good sensible people who like Path Hunter Gather. Me lie. Am hopeless optimism. You need learn better game

>>51750548
Path Hunter deep pile of Mammoth Shit. Good only for people who already play.(should not play)

Fifth version of Creatures and Cave Systems is best for new players, but get bored of it easy. Good first system to learn, second system to play.

Some people like Grog's Useful Rock Puncher System... but honestly rules just as bad as Path Hunter, just not as broken because no bad choices, since point buy. /k/ave Hunters like it though, so good players.

>>51750523
>>51750523
If lifebreath condense into water, lifebreath too thick to breathe. You not can breath rocks, too thick.

>>51750592
>Hurting skyman
Throw you into fire

>>51750670
No! You ruin my Mate that way. Fire is my good snu-snu.

>>51750689
You no want T H U C C fire?

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>>51750670
please don't throw anyone into the fire

Also, when did you guys get fire? That's rather new...

>>51750670

You am skyman's work-for-no-meat boy. Me am free. Me am not build skyman's pointy thing. Me am not listen to skyman lie. Me am hunt mammoth like father and listen to shaman. Me am live safe in cave and have many women. You am die horrible when skyman hit you with skyrock in back of head.

>>51750699

You am give. You am not remember? You man am come with

>>51750699
Someone rub sticks together and made god. Then he try unga it. Then he bunga it.

>>51750670
Not wanting to burn skymen and dinos for the greatness of the Godking of Man.

>>51750699
fire so last seven moons

everyone have fire now, get with time you neanderthal

>>51750736
Back to /40BCG/ with (You)

>>51750745

>skymen think they so smart
>they no even have fire

Why we listen to skymen again?

>>51750745
Oh wow, you guys are getting quite advanced. Maybe there's hope for you yet.

I have a gift then. A secret. If you take berries or seeds and mash it up in water, then leave in a dark dry place for a while, the berry/seed-water will taste funny and make you feel happy.

>>51750785
What if skymen have cold fire?

>>51750785
I hear skymen not even need fire. Put meat inside rectangle cave, then tap it. Rectangle cave glow for short time, then meat come out hot!

>>51750785

Skyman am kill giant sloth with point of finger and give meat. Skyman am powerful. Not want anger skyman. Pretend listen and "forget". Skyman am think we stupid. Skyman am stupid, am not realize we am smarter than skyman. Am trick skyman and get skyman leave in exasperation.

>>51750816
me say we hide behind rock and jump out and beat skyman-head when he not looking! he cant see us coming

>>51750793
me left berry water in cave for five minute and still taste like berry water

me no feel happy, me feel betrayed

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>>51750793
Skyman, me think me am do it wrong.

Me find berry, just like you say, but when put in water lightning strike under. Me back away from fire so not get burn, but when fire gone berry-water hot. Me try drink, but get no sleep now and breathe faster. Then bone-man take cup while me not looking. Bone-man not supposed to do that.

What go wrong?

>>51750837

No, me cousin am try that. Am no work. Skyman am powerful, even if am stupid. Even if jump out from rock am not kill skyman. Am hit glowly not there wall. Am not worth it. Wait for skyman leave am best.

>>51750863

It fine. Me have plan to get rid of skyman.

Some of you okay. No go to cave tomorrow.

>>51750879
But we all live in cave.
You no go in cave tomorrow

>>51750848
You have to wait a long time. 2 or 3 moons maybe. but its worth it.

>>51750860
you have found black bean water. you heat black bean water if you want to not sleep and work harder. it's good when fighting mamoths or other large prey

>>51750902
Ooh, make sense! That must be why bone-man want take.

Maybe me make more and trade for meat or flint? Call trade "StarRocks?" Good name, yes?

>>51750923
good name, but you'll also need a symbol for those who can't speak or read or paint good

>>51750923
man will think you sell stars with rocks, and get mad when you dont

me steal your idea to make better black bean water, call it Horn-tons, because i will have many beast horn after selling it

>>51750945
Not >>51750923 , but maybe rock with a starman on it>>51750945

>>51750963

But star man am ugly. Maybe lady star man?

>>51750995
>>51750945
That work, that work.

>>51750952
Is okay, principle-of-trade man Agh-man Rocksharpener say competition good for make trade better. Talk of "not-seen hand." Not sure what mean, but trade-cave say good.

>>51751127
Careful of trade-men. One called Hassan tried get me trade meat for big, ugly, longe-necked horse! Said was better than horse, because it was "camel." Not sure if he crazy or just trying to trick me. Still in village for another day.

Trade-Man want give me "camel" for meat. What do?

>>51750995
Lady Star Man no Work! Is not part of story, is made-up thing by people who don't get Snu-Snu before listening to Shaman tell story.

Besides, Star Men obviously Hunters. Females are Herb-Gatherers.

>>51751261
What "camel" do? Hunt better than dog? Taste better than horse?

>>51751318
He tell me you sit on camel and it take you places. Walk for you. That why me sure he crazy!

ALL YOU BUNDLE OF STICKS

ANY OF YOU GO OUT CAVE?

HELP AGRICULTURE?

DO YOU EVEN LIFT MAMMOTH MEAT TO FIRE!?

>>51751342
Not sure what "agriculture," but lift mammoth meat to fire boring if alone. Always have lift buddy, so you not alone with mammoth meat for hour.

>>51751329
It walk for you? Sound crazy, but when first fire-man tell people how fire good, they say he crazy too.

What worst could happen?

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>>51751382

>Not sure what "agriculture,"

IT EXPLAINED TO ME BY VILLAGE ELDER

KNOW STONE WITHIN FRUIT?

IF PUT STONE WITHIN FRUIT UNDER GROUND AND SPRINKLE WATER ON IT

IT GROW INTO TREE THAT PRODUCE MORE FRUIT AFTER WINTER

IT REVOLUTIONIZE

>>51751404
of course I spit rock on ground
tree grow without man
you dumb

>>51751404
>trying control nature
Fool! You play gods!

>>51742574
Tribe get strong many females! Why you make female go? Female that like Caves and Tigers very rare, like berry that not make belly hurt.

Me been picking berries for many many many many many moons. We advance to tool age yet?
Me want wheel...

Wait- what that sound?

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

>>51751424

ELDER BELIEVE MAN CAN CONTROL TREE

>>51751431

WE CAN CONTROL SO MUCH

>>51740600
Glaciers melting must be cause by us! Bows make sun angry and make warming! Everyone must stop using bows!

>>51751471

>Glacier Melting

It ice age man

>>51751471
>t. Atlatl hunter.

>>51750802
Cold fire always 20 long times away. Cold fire never be made. Skymen pretend.

>>51751477
Consensus of Thog, Grok, and Grunt all agree glaciers melting no matter what eyes tell you. You denier!

>>51751451
tribe of cave and tiger belly weak like small child
if would play my frog belly strong like mammoth

>>51741435
Thin you dyes

>>51751511

Man call self wolf must go. No play bad game!

>>51751483
Atlatl all natural, not like bow. Me organic!

>>51751508

No! Ice age never end! Thing go back way they am before, is way of nature!

>>51751477
>>51751483
you of taking dark rockwater mens berries me not want you talking no more

>>51751458
You hidden skyman, make Ogg and tribe do bad things, get bad joo-joo, spirits angry with Ogg and tribe, no more food and tribe die.

Ogg no listen to hidden skyman.

>>51751568
> implying dark rockwater mens have as many berries as green leaf mens, shamans, and cheiftan

>>51751575
>joo-joo
>bad
me want tribe of pole leave

>>51751593
Good joo-joo is different. Shaman make heal Ogg with it.

Bad Joo-Joo come from making spirits angry. Tribe try control nature, make bad joo-joo for tribe.

Me think you hidden skyman if you not know this.

>>51751593
Tribe of pole goes where it pleases, we bring red berry to all!

>>51751615
lump not good bigman lump work with rushing water

>>51751593
>>51751615
>>51751533
>>51751508

If glacier melting, why tribe of desert sand and tribe of pole waste time fighting?

>>51751700
Tribe of pole has red berry, which shows them glaciers not really melting. Tribe of desert sand just evil. They rape other tribes womens but only pole tribe willing to stand up to them, other tribes too worried about being called tribeist to stop desert sand tribe.

>>51751457
>pick berries
You woman? Real man go hunt lion and croc with chief.

Be right back.

>>51751753
>lion
>croc
tribe of wewuz amuse but cannot stay

>>51751743
Is lie, sand tribe very helpful, tribe of pole just angry sand tribe will take hunting grounds. Man from hook-nose tribe told me truth.

>>51751774
Remember, pole tribe kill six thousand mens form hook-nose tribe in worst crime ever. Hook-nose tribe told me so.

>>51751791
Hook-nose traders very wise, hold lots of berries.
Tell me soon everyone will share all berries like big family, hope I get lots of berries too without gather or hunt

>>51751814
But if everyone get berries without gather or hunt, will anyone hunt meat? What if like taste of meat better?

And how you stop man if he decide keep all berries for himself? Everyone share all berries just not possible.

>>51750226

Berrypicker boy only good for smash.

>>51741435
This am blue cave wall, erase this painting.

What am you think of Caves Workshops latest works?
Me no like StoneHammer end times.
Toe much yellow paint and they paint it over their older betterStoneHammer Fantasy battles painting!

>>51752256
Get with time neanderthal, it all about Warboulder Time of Blue Starmen now.

>>51752277
>Warboulder Time of blue starmen
>Is not playing superior StoneHammer 4000

>>51748560
Me like large-tribal fists.

>>51749934
What if more fantastic tribes in setting?
>caveman, but live in huge tribe, some have magicks
>caveman, but beastmasters, ride ponies and use metal tools
>neanderthals, but shorter, live in connected caves and hold grudges
>cavemans, but taller, even more magicks and pointed ears, all look like berry-pickers
>same again, but spiky and wicked
>cavemans, but size of great beasts, hungry all the time
>reptiles, but live like mans
>dead cavemans, controlled by great evil shamans
>neandethals, but green and only like fights.

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>>51752495

Look at this small hands who have no time for club women and drag to cave. Me am like Caves and Tigers as much as next berrypicker, but you make many stupid tribe. Man lizard? That crazy.

Keep simple- is best.

More tribe than fingers on hand is too many. Three. (Me am lose thumb and point finger to hairy tooth beast in hole- painting related)

Caveman, neanderthal, and maybe playable gorilla if you want get crazy. Keep simple.

>>51752632

You am deserve lose fingers to finger-eater. Why you stick hand in hole when no know what live there? Dumb.

>>51751471
off fuck, talky argue nazi cave looker

Hunt female mammoth! It not as strong, -4 str.

>>51746396
>INT
cherry-picker

Me want Cave-/tg/ 2: Angry-Sky-Fire Boogaloo when wall run out of paint-space.

>>51757865
Sound like good plan, but where we get enough paint for whole new wall?

>>51757865
>>51757878
There for-rer spaces for painting on cave wall left, what you two talking about?

>>51757506

Am mammoth. Am still have more 20 strength even am have -4, and am have less meat. You am stupid slave of pointless-fight-start frog god.

>>51758462
AMASS THE PIKES.
RACE WAR NOW.

>>51758861

Me am sneak into you cave at night when you gone looking for fight and am smash elders and children's skulls before am take you womens.

>>51758972
>mammoth
>sneak
Deaf Urg would hear you come, even when sleep.

That man keep trying to play his favorite east cave character in me west cave style game.

All that man talk about is east cave stories.

What do?

>>51761677
hit him head with bone club

say east cave is not good like west cave

>ask about cave paint
>me face when it depend on cave

>>51741435
me know girl

came from same tribe

me no think she remember me

>>51751471
Who invite Big Nose Tribe?

>>51761750
this is cave paint wall made to draw on for east cave stories

if you no like it go to >>>theRedWall

>>51761889
you are from pee-pee touch tribe

>>51761914
your father's mate is a neanderthal

>>51763637

Yeah, what of?

>>51761677
YOU CAVE DRAWING NOT BETTER THAN MY BERRY PICKER (MAN) WITH THOUSAND FOLDED BONE CLUB

>>51740699
>throg invite him woman to cavepaint club
>she am cavepaint with woman blood
>she am scream at men
>invite more woman to cavepaint club
>two moon later, no more cavepaint club

fucking throg

bro magnons before ho magnons

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>>51741774

>Thog walk Cave go to There Invite Caves And Tigers Fifth Painting
>Thog bring Berry and Mammoth Cheese Try to be This Caveman
>Storyteller take One look at my Stone Tablet and say that Stone Tablet is Acorn in front of me
>Does not bother Thog
>Other Thog comes
>One Thog want to cavepaint with Womanthog, His Stone Tablet is a Berrygirl Pointed-Ear Tribesthog
>angryskygodpouringaquastuff.caveglyph
>Another thog comes into cave with Makethog, both are Dumb Dumb Cheese Thog
>Cavepainting continues
>Bigthog notice rock20 interference on ground
>Bigthog has berry juice on face and fingers
>Big thog is That Caveman

>>51765667
>bigthog cavepaint that Berrygirl Arrow-Ear was Feel-Good at Little Time instead of Motherthog Time. Berrygirl did not like Feel-Good
>Bigthog kept make God-Voice of Berrygirl, make me very Acorn, want to Club-Bonk Bigthog
>Cavepainting tribe eventually rests at Cave, Storyteller say there is Berry-Girl Thog who want Feel-Good for Berries
>Dumb Dumb Cheese Thog cavepaint Stone Tablet tribespeople doing Feel-Good on Berry-Thog
>Bigthog say that his Berrygirl take off Body-Warmer and join Tribe in Feel-Good
>cavemanthrowingclubbonkatground.caveglyph

>>51751511
My frog bad! Make much talk, how cross river. Cave and Tiger tribe, say "I cross river!" No need so much talk!
My frog also cave by pool's game! Cave by pool bad! Such cruel to other cave tribe, no reason! Bad words hurt ears! Always talk bad other tribe, even when not talking about other tribe!

Me admit some other cave mans bad, but bad mans in me cave too. Me think all mans happy if nice to each other. Share meat, no kill, no eat each other.

>>51748946
Me like blue star men they got Gilgamesh back and make friends with star fairy people, me happy.

>Thog in Bog

OGGAAA BOOOGA ALTAMIRA PAINTINGS TOO COMPLICATED BOOGA OGGAAA

Am having problem with dice. Is having more sides than me has finger, how am read dice?

>>51769516
You am stupid
Use toes

>>51752495
Me think you very original.

Is mammoth tusk best material for fight-figures, or stone? Me think wood is easy, but most woodcarvers do shoddy work on small details, because wood split.

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>>51771264

>painting rock20
>me face

>>51769343
YOU LOOK THE PAINTINGS AFTER LIGHTING GREEN GRASS ON FIRE, BREATHE GREY SMOKE YOU UNDERSTAND PAINTING

>>51740600
>Be Ugg
>Make game of cavefinder
>First time, players show cave paintings
>Thok make hill tribe warrior, is good
>Gug make hill tribe warrior, good too
>Tunga make hill tribe warrior, me approve
>Then Maak show him cave painting
>Is valley tribe warrior
>Disgusted.rock
>Try be good gamechief, tell Maak him character okay
>Start game
>Players in cave
>Maak say him character talk to hill tribe woman
>MagicRealm.mammothtusk
>Kill Maak, put him head on spear outside cave
/cg/ did me do right thing?

>>51747856
>Happy man crying like woman.cavepaint
Stop meme stupid like this.
Game is same-good when players build for good-fun
This proof sigmuk age better

>>51741435
>this is what your pregnant woman thinks she looks like

>>51769516
Is dice very-big-number dice? Very-big-number dice hard to make, because of many faces, but worth all work, some times.

Answer! When dice more than finger count and toe count, like very-big-number dice, is easy to count on multiple player fingers and toes too.

When counting gets to one-man-all-fingers-all-toes, we call one one-whole-man. Number can be one-whole-man-five-fingers, or two-whole-man-all-fingers-all-toes, or three-whole-man-all-fingers-three-toes, or even five-whole-man.

Detail not important thing. Picture very big number is important thing.

Must be five to work, is obvious. Gamechief needs good memory and patient group, silent like during hunt. If group not five or more, or if group stupid noisy children, you out of luck.

>>51764009
You must have thick forehead, Bone not fold, bone break

Why do many tribe people paint cave with poop today

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Wall dead paint dragons.

+bump+

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Come on puny humans, how about you go and get fit like a real alpha species instead of playing "walkunlogger aka C&T 3.75" you fucking unevolved primitives

>>51776054

Me not like new furry dragon. Me like classic bumpy dragon. Why always am try make dragon different? Next some man say there were caveman- size dragons but smarter than most caveman and can open cave. That dumb

>>51779831
>and can open cave.

Wait, how you open cave? Me confuse.

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>>51740600
Og make thing to fight Big Nose tribe

>>51780364

How work, Og?

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>>51780509
Not Og, but me think you put rock in part at end of string, then pull back twig behind that part, make it shoot rock. Or maybe you look through twig behind part where rock go to make aim better? Have paint of mammoths in case not work.

>>51779391
You get head start. Me like shiny bits in ears, though. How you make?