/tg/ rap general

>>51702373
okay i would read this but i don't see the beat anywhere, so i wont

>>51702413
That's the one thing that pissed me off about all those DJ Phylactery threads, nobody ever had a track or even some kind of beat. It just sorta worked.

>>51702373
I expect a challenge, not repeated castings of Silence
I'm a stone cold wizard with intent to start the violence
So bring your fucking best, I await your raps with defiance
Else /tg/ will prove to me that more than undead here are mindless.

>>51702373
I've got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

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>>51704424
Anybody out there?
Is 4chan dead in the morning or something?

>>51702729
*lich ain't one

>>51702373

le cringe is strong here

yu0 r t3h failz0r

And suddenly I care about the success of a rapper. Good luck OP.

>>51707407
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5315595/

You still cringing?

>>51702729
You know what, fuck it, I can work with this.

Straight outta Ebberon, crazy motherfucker here to take off
Might be reppin 5th edition but I kill you fools like Greyhawk
I'm like a minmaxer's paradise with my verses: over-stock
So whip out your sheets and let's have ourselves a talk

>>51707407
First off, don't believe a word this man said
All my words are hypnotic patterns of lyrics around his head
I thought I was clear enough before, I'll go over it again
How can I kill /tg/ when the board's already dead?
That's right, I'm calling you out on your shit, best accept it
Even that level 1 bard who can't find a rhyme for 'erect' yet
I guess with nothing to hate in five years all your bars have gone defective.
But like a 'lol paladin falls' thread, your response is less than expected.

I thought you rapped, teegee, I feel bad for you son
But I had 99 problems and with Wish I got none.

>>51708933
Reppin' newfags across the board, here we go.

Nostalgia done got ya mind clouded like Cloud Kill,
I'm here to counterspell, with rhymes hot and mad ill,
Been here since '15, but I've heard some tall tales,
Which people back then might've called 'epik failz XD'
/tg/'s in a sad state, but past times weren't that great,
'Elf slave wat do?', Anons coming here to masturbate,
Yeah there's no more quests, but there's no more quest hate,
Use that Wish of yours to set your goddamn facts straight.

>>51712043
Oh shit, someone actually showed up? Well, guess that means I need to step up my game

I'll admit that that we've exterminated quests, 'failz' and furfiends
But years ago, the good threads were beyond anything you've ever seen.
Sure we had edition wars, 'was 4th edition better than three'
But in Nurgle's filth we found the finest threads to call /tg/

So now I'm back like a sorlock with a helm of teleportation
You know the heat is Pact when I'm spitting these invocations
Taking you out at lower levels like a Rogue's Assassination
And all I need's this sick beat and I can go harrass a nation

And when I say harass a nation there's no setting I can't beat
So get to lurking newfag, before I send your ass 6 feet Waterdeep
I admire your attempts, to even flow is quite a feat
But like a shit DM with 'Rule Zero' there are some things you can't defeat.