HAHAHAAHAHAHA

I thought Robbie and co. would be going up for order

What a disappointment THAT was

>rules for these look really fun
>not only do I have no interest in the actual models, but they're horribly priced even by GW standards
>feel like if I don't buy them then GW will think people don't like them and won't make more things with fun rules like them
feels bad man

>>51687401
where were you when gw was kil?

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>>51687447
Don't support these models. Just write them a nice letter.

>>51687436
Sounds about equally lame.

there is some kind of civil war going on inside GW

one faction is making stuff like the Lake-Town Houses

another faction made this Deathworld Forest bullshit

the latter faction also made the bloodthrone/Skull Cannon and SW Wulfen ...

>>51687401
I really like these models and actually think the price is ok. The trees are pretty big and for the same money you'd get 4 normal forests.

You know, I wouldn't mind these "forests" if they actually looked like some plants.

>>51687539
>Skull Cannon
What is wrong with it? I love it. We need more models like it.

>>51687595

go home mr kirby you're drunk

>>51687565

>for the same money you'd get 4 normal forests.

did you mean this to be in favor of the deathworld forest?

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>yfw you knew manufacter who will make larger version of this just for 2k rubles

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Related question guys.
Where can I buy good 40k appropriate terrain?
Both natural terrain and cityscape stuff.

>>51687653
Yes. It will cover the same, if not more space. I also love putting terrain on CDs as bases.

>>51687731

pegasus hobbiesl for plastic building ruins

>>51687771

who cares how much surface area these aquarium ornament rejects will covet

>>51687785

Alright cool. Any other suggestions?

>>51687800
impudent mortal industrial (mdf stuff)

>>51687401
Paint jobs are shit - make it spooky with glowing edges.

Back in my days nobody would buy terrain, we made it ourselves.

>>51687836

you could make the deathworld forest from a bag of twizzlers

>>51687401
I don't know man, half their releases are cool and good (Genestealers, boxed sets that actually save money, plastic 30k) and the other half are garbage (Sigmarines, Girlyman, this giant turd you just posted). I've been on the fence for selling my last armies for a while, gonna wait and see how bad 8th is before I bite the bullet.

>>51687401
Oh dear, that's a really poor showing from GW. They really ought to have just made a pack of overgrown Eldar ruins.

>>51687800
Spartan Scenics

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>>51687467

>they can't afford terrain for 130$

Lol poorfags. 40k is a premium wargame, deal with it.

>>51687731
GW's 40k city based stuff is mostly good. All the building kits are compatible with each other and aren't too badly priced.

No idea what happened with the stuff in the OP. It looks like garbage. They were going for alien, but it just looks spindly and insubstantial. They should have made a dense nest of the stuff, not just a line, and it's heinously overpriced.

>>51687401

How much you wanna bet OP was a faggot who manually set the prices to NZ or AU?

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>>51688036
It's the US price. It's £80 in the UK. Same as a Knight.

For £70 you get an Imperial Sector, which is a substantially larger kit.

>>51688036
Nope, that's $130 USD

>>51688022
Expensive isn't the same as premium.

>>51688071
Don't take bait, mate.

>>51688036

hahaohwow who's the faggot now faggot

(it's you)

>>51688071

It's the literally the same.

High price means premium product. Now go back to your Warmacuck or Scatfinity thread.

>>51687467
You're just enabling them to pull this shit pricing with your money

>>51688076
I apologize senpai, I have brought shame to my board.

It is the most horrendous shit ever

>>51687467

This, they actually read their mail since so many neckbeards insist on informing them of their opinions.

>>51687401
>$130 for a squiggly piece of plastic

>>51687401
if the eldar ruins weren't there they could have made specific rules as tyranid fortifications and it would sell like hotcakes

>>51688294

God i'm so fucking angry right now.

IT'S NOT MEANT FOR YOU, it's for people who want and can afford PREMIUM PRODUCT.

>>51688349
Your trying too hard, m8

>>51688371
How am I baiting? It's simple as fuck: you can't afford it - don't buy it. Threads like this just piss me off.

>>51688349

it's meant for blind retards

>>51688401

Blind retards don't have 130$ to spend on a hobby.

>>51688385

I can afford it, and I don't want to buy it because it sucks.

>>51688412
how do you know?

>>51687401
Are you making fun of the price or the models?

If it's about the price, seems fair, it's a lot of plastic, those pieces are pretty big each one.

If it's about the models, it's your opinion.


I won't buy that shit anyway.

>>51688416

Why does it suck? Go on, tell me.

>>51688424
Because it's premium.

>>51688429
>squiggly piece of plastic shit
>why does it suck i like to eat crayons
Lay off the paint chips.

>>51687401
I actually like how they look but that price seems higher then it should be for a Gw product

>>51688429
Because other than the eldar thing it looks like fake aquarium coral I could buy at Walmart for far less than $130?

>>51688429

It looks lame in general.
When I imagine these things on a tabletop, they just stick out awkwardly and look stupid.
Needs more vegetation, and to be less spindly looking.
They need something that looks more like dense and menacing overgrowth, instead of weird stalks that anyone in their right mind would just walk around.
The colors they chose were also really bad.
It makes me wonder if they put it against a white backdrop to avoid showing how bad it looks on a table.
Also, I'm guessing many of them would have problems staying upright.

>>51688412

sure they do, until recently GW made most of its falling revenue from blind retards

ITT: Feeding the troll.

>>51688429
You are legitimately autistic.

What are some good sources of forest-like terrain? I would prefer jungle-style but will settle for more generic looking forest.

>>51688461
>>51688470
>>51688482
>>51688511

Then don't buy it god are you sure I'm the one who's autictic here?

>>51688591
Yes, we are all quite sure.

>>51688569
Aquarium plants and similiar products.

>>51688591

yes positive

I remember when they had tutorials in the white dwarf on how to make better scenery than that yourself for 10$.

What happened ?

>>51688694
Tom Kirby happened.

>>51688591
Yes

>>51687447

What ARE the rules for them like? I haven't see them.

>every now and then someone would turn up to the WH club with a car load full of Styrofoam, spraypaint, knives, old bits and bobs and all kindsa stuff and everyone would make enough scenery to last ages
>we made enough deathworld foliage for a whole table once
I mean, the codex: catachan man eating plant rules rarely got used, but they made for good scenery. Man, I miss the old club. On topic, it always baffled me that people pay so much for scenery.

>>51687401
You could literally go to a pet store and buy aquarium decorations that'd look better and cost less than this.

>>51687797
well it determines how many kit's you would need. Covering more table for the same price is a point in its favour.

by the looks of it putting these on your typical terrain bases with some rocks and you've basically got a tables worth of cool alien flora.

Cawl or a Regular Dominus for a War Convocation at 1500?

>>51688862
At first I honestly thought it was fish tank decorations photoshopped as a GW product listing.

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>>51687459
playing bolt action

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>>51687401
>yet still people calling FFG jewish company

>>51687401
Alright to be fair, that image makes the terrain look absolutely shit. Every other image looks alright, if uninteresting.

>>51689061
My nigga

>>51689137
Well FFG would put some rules into this box of eldar terrain, that you'd need for your space marines to stay competitive.

>>51687401
Just checked the Australian prices.

$220.

>>51688036
105 € in Europe

I'm gonna buy it. It's a nice, fresh idea and finally something different than castles and ruins. The price is okay for the amount of models you get.

>>51687447
Why not just make your own version? These look ridiculously easy to make with just some armatures and putty.

>>51688349
I can afford premium product; for the same price as this one kit, I can afford enough model supplies to give me a room full of these things.

>>51689362
who the fuck plays in the dark with a single little spotlight on their table?

>>51689398
where would you buy them/the materials? Not troll, actually interested

>>51688097

>High price means premium product

If I decided to sell my bodily waste for £100 a glass would you buy it because it's a premium product?

>>51689516
ofc he's a GW loyal customer

Christ those are awful. GW is better than this at terrain. What the fuck were they thinking?

>>51687570
So you know what alien death world plants look like then?

>>51689584
>awful
I don't know man. I think they do look really alien. Which is what the forest is supposed to look like, isn't it?

>>51689644
>really alien.
Lolwut? Half of these trees are generic swamp trees and the other is just XCOM rip-off.

>>51687436
You're a month early. Come back in March

>>51689388
Lets see you have a go at making them then

Where were you when the new meme of "PREMIUM PRODUCT" was born?

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>>51689266
GW may make a fair few mistakes, but it always makes me smile when I remember how much they bully Australians

>>51689754
>"PREMIUM PRODUCT"
>new meme
pick one

>>51689669
>Get some cheap wire
>Twist it into spidery mangrove shapes
>Get some cheap air-dry clay
>Cover the fire and sculpt some rough knotwork into it
>Glue spare Tyranid bits to the top

Done and done.

>>51689886
>Glue spare Tyranid bits to the top
Brought a smile to my face. Thanks bro

>>51689754
reading yotsubato just to recover from berserk

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>>51687401
That does look bad

>>51689754
I think it comes from kirby annual report or introduction to investors

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>>51689422
hobby stores sell all the stuff you need like metal wire, modelling clay, fake foliage knives and styrofoam

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>>51688591

>>51688975
Probably Cawl just for the buffs on units with free upgrades is nasty.

>>51689266
I was going to get into Warhammer but then I realised I live in Australia. It'll never be worth it.

So I'll stick to my $7 MtG booster packs.

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>>51687401
Anyone remember when they used to have a whole series of articles on how to make your own terrain?

How embarrassing.

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What kind of faggot knows GW make shit terrain and charge a mint for it, then when they release a shit terrain kit, whines and acts like it's a big deal?

Just buy from somewhere else or make your own, gaylord.

>>51689516
on if it comes with a certificate of authenticity

>>51690163
Can someone found interview with Kirby when he was asked about how GW respond to X-wing popularity?

>>51688022
It's Australian dollars so worth as much as monopoly money

>>51690490
RTFT, it's USD.

>>51690321
I remember buying ruined gothic terrain pieces that came with included tutorials on how to make your own.

GW has always been weird about terrain, retard.

>>51690398
The kind of faggot that sees a company waste its potential?

What kind of question is that? It's not like expressing disappointment excludes making things by themselves or buying alternatives.

For the guy who asked about 40k terrain.

Just buy plastic guttering, turn it upside down and add plasticard/cardboard end walls. Makes quick and easy 28mm science fiction buildings. Can easily stand in for prefab colony buildings.

Add a few skulls, eagles or AdMech symbols as needed.

It costs that much because it's Eldar, not Imperium. Get it from a reseller and it's £60 for nigh on a tables worth of forest terrain. Not too bad and they'll get a decent return on their investment, seeing as this is for the benefit of Eldar players only for the most part.

No one whinged at £30 for three shipping containers and a couple of barrels.

You're all autistic.

>>51687401
To be fair, I'm not gonna say anything till we see the scale for it. Depends on how big the things are.

>>51690513
And this is why we can't have decent discussions.

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This looks like plant life from Xen, as in it was rendered on the Quake engine.

>>51688966
Why not just use aquarium ornaments?

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>>51690694
>I'm not gonna say anything till we see the scale for it.

>>51687539

Which one made Age of Shitmar and the Shitcast Eternals?

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GW, Where the fuck are my spiky cactus balls?

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Really makes you think...

>>51687401
I like them. They remind me of classic sci-fi plants.

It would have been neat if this were a catachan release instead.

>>51690558
>bwah bwah I care about the company
Well the news is, we don't. We care about the game or the lore or the minis and if 40k goes to someone that can actually make it better GW could and should crash and burn.

>>51690795
Fair enough than. Taller than a space marine, and you get a whole 8 of the spikey thorn plants, coupled with all the trees.

>>51687401
Shame about the ruin crap. Otherwise I like them.

>>51687800
Russian Tehnolog.

>>51691075
How much does GW pay you to shill?

>>51691426
>get disability check from the govment for being blind and retrded
>Rush out to buy NEW GW DETHWRLD FOREST
>post autistically on scandanavian cuckold forum about how you like something obviously terrible

>>51690835
If GW burned to the ground tomorrow, nothing of value would be lost.

>>51691908
>>51691928
>>51691940
>>>/v/

Years ago they would have made a tutorial in White Dwarf on how to make these yourself. Now they are asking $130. And you know that there are people who defend this.

>>51690795
That's gayer than sucking off an old man in a locker.

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>>51690795
That's a big xenoflora.

>>51688569
Go to your local craft store and look down the fake flower aisles. You can get some pretty crazy looking foliage, they're easy to modify, and most of the time they're on sale so they're even cheaper then they'd normally be.

>>51692038
>people
They aren't even human at this point. They have transcended to become pure shill.

>>51688569
Ghetto style - empty plastic bottle cut to ribbons then run over with lighter
Budget style - >>51688652

>>51687401
Well, that doesn't look that ba-
>130$
Jesus fuck what?

>>51689061
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>51692207
>Ghetto style - empty plastic bottle cut to ribbons then run over with lighter

You can do this with straws too. Grab a big handful next time you hit up a fast food joint.

>>51687401
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN DEATHWORLD FOREST
1. Go out to the country side
2. Find a scrubby field.
3. put on nice & thick gloves (because you have soft, delicate girly hands)
4. uproot some weeds
5. Knock the dirt off the roots
6. Look at those roots
7. Those would make great deathworld Trees.
8. Chop plant until it generally fits your ideal shape.
9. Coat ideal shape in resin / superglue.
10. Congrats! you now have deathworld trees!
11. Net cost: Gas + Effort.

>>51692234
If it was half of its current price I would be fine with it. But it can't compare to older terrain kits that are better both with design and how much you get.

>>51692370
Same. For the amount of plastic it contains, and the amount of board it'd cover, I'd spend about 60 eurodollar on it. Not 100. Fuck that noise.

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>>51692345
>1. Go out to the country side

>>51692345
Enjoy your terrain rotting, idiot.

>>51692877

I believe that's where the resin comes into it.

>>51693001
It'll never be a perfect seal, and even if it dies, parts will break off sooner rather than later. And then you just have to throw it out.
Using the plants to make a cast and then making fully plastic copies would be a much better idea.

>>51687401
They've released some of the coolest models I've ever seen in the last few months.

If you don't want it don't buy it

>>51687595
>skull cannon is awesome af
>>51687627
>I'm sure you've built one then?

>>51692065
>must be a pretty big locker

>>51687401
They look like Rick and Morty illusion parasites


And are shit

>>51692877
You could always dry them in the oven really, really good. It's what they do for commercial products.

>>51688349
A Rolex is a premium product, for the price you pay you get a well made and beautiful product.

$130 plastic trees from GW are just a polished turd.

>>51693310
>You could always dry them in the oven really, really good
mine fewer...

>>51689516
Economics say people will, because people are retarded.

>>51693406
But he would need to stick "games workshop" on a can.
Should I remind everyone that Cards Against Humanity actually sold literal bullshit? Because, yes, they did.

>>51693832
"Steve Stevonson's Bodily Waste Deluxe" would probably sell

>>51690793
because those don't look like weird alien plants.

>>51687401
I will never understand why people start threads like this.

People who want to buy that shit will. You can easily make your own version or buy other terrain. It's not a GW blue-chip product. On Kikestarter alone you can find about a dozen start up terrain projects using lasercut MDF or cheapo resin.

The Laketown buildings though are top shit mind.

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Oh shit, Games Workshop just released a starter set for Deathworld Forests!

>>51687401
I was all "That's got to be australiabucks" but no, that's 130 US dollars for some godawful looking terrain.

>>51689266
You see, the British are confused and angry at the Australian ability to not care that they live in a nightmarish hellhole that was supposed to be a prison colony, and attempt to punish them in more esoteric ways such as gouging all the hobby prices into the stratosphere.

>>51687401
I can buy this at 40% off and am damn tempted to so me and friends can have more terrain and make a deathworld table

>>51687565
Protip: you can literally make this yourself by buying like $5 worth of wire. Wire trees are probably the #1 easiest terrain to make.

>>51689589
Yes.

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And then a few excited really good miniatures artist will make that shit look awesome through minor conversion and amazing painting and everyone will lose their goddamn minds.

>>51699552
If it was made good by conversion then the mini was never good.

>>51688349

Price dose not equal quality anon.

In the case of this forest you are buying a pile of shit no matter what price.

The minis are butt ugly and i would not even pay $10 for this kit. The laketown houses on the otherhand i have about 10 of and plan to buy more.

Such a good kit that is usable for a ton of games outside of LOTR.

>>51688815
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/716052.page

The "whole set" rules are great, and the mobile forest becomes so fucking dangerous.

Makes me want to finish my catachans

>>51693033
>Worrying about parts breaking off
>Of your nearly $0 arts & crafts budget terrain.

I'd worry a hell of a lot more about breaking a spindly thorn bit on one of those $130 treelets.

>>51688022
> If you have to ask your parents for it, it's not YOUR money dude, it's still your parents, you're just wasting it in GW.

>>51687401
Well, you don't like it, don't buy it.

>>51692345
Or just go to the pet store and buy some aquarium plants. The old Catachan Codex had some DIY ideas for Deathworld plants.

>>51700531
The problem with GW is that they are idiots. They think if it doesn't sell, it's not because their product is shit, but it's something no one wants in the first place.

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>>51688385

>>51688591
Yes.

Australians can shut the fuck up. Try living in New Zealand. TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR SHEEP DOLLARS.

>been needing some forest terrain for a while
>See new GW terrain
>Huh that look alright
>Check price
>Fuck that
>Buy 20 dollars worth of materials
>Spend your remaining 244 sheep dollars on beer/weed/cocaine/guardsmen

>>51702665
Also

>NZD to USD exchange rate currently 1-0.72
>Somehow the kit is twice the price despite the fact I am actually closer to where this shit is made

This country just drives people into the ground with what shit costs man.

>>51687401
>Those models
>That price tag
And the GWIDF will still defend this I bet.

>>51702739
Funny enough that this is so bad it seems to be getting a mostly negative reaction everywhere.

>>51702792
>that this is so bad it seems to be getting a mostly negative reaction everywhere.
Look at this thread, look at this board, most of people keep defending everything which comes under GW logo.

I just bought an Imperial container box missing a sprue, and I intend to assemble one and use it as a base from which to make a plaster molds and cast my own for quick, easy scatter terrain. Or fighting in a container yard.

>>51687447

Anon. I'm guilty I want to put rangers or a warlock in a Grove to cast stealth or shrouded as a casting bunker to wreck my opposition.

>gay lords scream REEEE EER on /tg

>>51696958
>I will never understand why people start threads like this.
Yeah how dare all those people to discuss, not just blindly praising GW.

>>51688022
good luck finding new players

>>51702710
>NZD
nazi dollar?

>>51703075
>discuss
You misspelled senseless complaining

>>51703323
Nazi Zionist Dollar.

>>51690609
Back in the day GW Glasgow had a 3d Space Hulk board made out of square plastic cable-runs and plasticard.

>>51690398
What kind of faggot wastes their time bitching about other people's bitching about a publicly traded company's latest product sucking dick?

>>51706052
Shills?

>>51702489

It's hilarious because this image applies to all the whiners in this thread when they go into 40k and GW threads just to whine about 40k or GW.

Oh wait, it's not hilarious. It's just annoying, because you morons do it all the time and never learn or realize your hypocrisy.

>>51706183

The guy literally tells you to buy other peoples' shit so you don't have to buy GW's overpriced shit. How could he possibly be a shill?

Unless GW has discovered reverse psychology.

>>51688591
Yeah dude. Calm the fuck down.

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>>51687401

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>>51687401
It hurts. As a 'Nid player, I feel like this is the closest GW is going to get to ever giving us our own terrain. Plus it looks cool. On the other hand, it's waaaaaay too expensive, even for 40k standards.

>>51706304
>How could he possibly be a shill?
By trying shuting down discussion?

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>>51706488
Rejoice instead - it means that we now can officially field our aquarium decorations on the table without anyone batting an eye, since the official alternatives are being as ugly as overpriced.

>>51706509
I kinda just wish they released the different sections of the forest separately, rather than bundling them all together. I don't care as much about the Eldar ruins as I do the other bits.

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>>51706488
You know other places also make and sell terrain, right?

>>51706572
Good ol' lotus flower cast/nesting pools. Makes me nostalgic.

>>51687401
>Deathworld terrain
>Not buying aquarium plants
>Current year +2

Cmon guys.

>>51706509
Are you telling me Tyrannid blood can melt steel beams?

>>51706719
Yes, and ?

>>51688718
Good thing he's not CEO anymore, but the stigmas remain...

>>51707803
>Good thing he's not CEO anymore
Well, Cevin was also in Kirby's team

>>51707826
At least he's not as bad as Kirby. On the other hand he still has a long way to go.

>>51706572
Oh I know. Most of my terrain is non-gw. But I really want them to start making more non-imperial terrain, so I kinda want to encourage them by buying this.

>>51707837
>At least he's not as bad as Kirby.
Well hard to say he is the less slowpoke than Kirby, yet still jewish at the same level

>>51707984
Hoping that he'll get even less slowpoke as time goes on.

>>51708010
Yeah sure we totally need more shitty game-designed books as Gathering Storm.

>>51687459
West Virginia, because that's where I lived in 2011.

>>51693043
Oh, I won't. And I will mock tasteless retards like yourself.

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>>51688591

>>51699282
Someone like you clearly has no friends.

>>51701056
They match their customer base well.

>>51706052
It's not a waste if they are getting paid for it. GW literally hires people to post on sites like this.

Source: I used to be one.

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>>51688591

>>51707803
Doesn't he still get paid millions in 'consultant fees' along with his wife?

>>51693043
Such as..?

>>51709302
Looks like obvious bait, but
>Source: I used to be one.
Proofs? Coolstories?