filename thread again and again and again and again

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yes, it's shitty jojo crops edition

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I feel like this one pic has potential for better filenames, help me out

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>>51675239
this is hypnotising

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i ran out of jojokes

>>51675335
Why are birds so fucking dumb.

>>51675452
Many birds are intelligent, but seagulls are about as smart as a doorknob

>>51675452
>>51675648
This is what lends them the name 'beach chickens'

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>>51675535

>>51675452
Animals are as intelligent as they need to be, and that need basically only comes from needing to keep track of a large number of individuals at the same time. Solitary carrion feeders and apex predators don't need to be intelligent, so they aren't. Herd animals need to stick together to survive, so they're cleverer. Same deal for pack hunters. The larger the social group, the more intelligent the animal needs to be to keep track of all of its members. For reference, wolves typically travel in packs of 15, and Dunbar's number (contentious though it is) normally gets quoted as being 150.

Gulls are stupid. Corvids are surprisingly intelligent. The phrase "clever as a seven year old" gets thrown around. #notallbirds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaITA7eBZE

>>51675223
What the fuck was the point of adding that little girl to the story?

>>51675733
His editor ordered him to do it

Because having a kid in the story was in-vogue for shounen at the time

>>51675733
just a random encounter

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>>51675678
>video
Crows are cool

>>51675678
>herd animals
>clever

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>>51675678
Cephalopods just visited. They disagree.

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Can't come up with a good filename for this one.

>>51675678
>Solitary carrion feeders
Like ravens? Or raccoons? Coyotes, hyenas?

>and apex predators
Like orcas?

>Herd animals need to stick together to survive, so they're cleverer.
Oh yeah cows are so smart.

>>51677131
>AlternateHistoryCampaigns.jpg

>>51676861
sauce ?

>>51677595
I-Is there more of this?

>>51677674
No. There is nothing more, and this gif isn't even i crop. This is literally all there is.

>>51677674
that's all the guy made

>>51676517
>>51677264
Ok, fair point, how an animal feeds and how social it is aren't as strictly related as I was thinking. It's still the general case that size of social group and intelligence are strongly correlated, but only when members of that group have to keep track of other specific members. Individual ants don't need to be intelligent, even though they influence each other in a large group.

>>51677086
Hey man, cephalopods don't fit ANY general cases. That's just how they do.

Also, I had to look up your pic to confirm that it wasn't real. Art installation. Quite a relief.

>>51678078
fuck, my heart.

>>51676834
That was the dumbest shit.

>>51676573
i don't get it...

>>51678141
This better not be a bad end.

>>51678550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JZhldWQPA

>>51678673
Whoops!
meant for >>51678550

>>51678712
Left is too much of a fruit loop for me.

>>51676848

You know, there's a fun game to be had in working out which ones of these are real jobs, and which ones are made up by the homeless since begging in London was a criminal offense at the time.
Invisible Net Maker is an obvious one, but Beef Twister? That's a tricky one.

You can also quite easily spot the ones the survey takers filled in themselves in a fit of annoyed pique at their attempted interviewee.

>>51678686
yes, but what's it got to do with a DC80 escape artist check?

>>51678815
Knocker-Up is a real one. They kept workers at factories and mills awake

>>51678862

Yeah, I know, that's pretty well known actually. There was also a job called Knocker uppers Knocker Upper.
That was the guy who had to wake up the Knocker Upper in the morning.

I say guy, it was usually a very old woman.

Disinfector of Railways might be legit, it depends on if "Disinfect" meant what it does now or not. It might simply be a guy who clears leaves, rocks and dead children off the railway lines.

>>51678906

>Not even god would willingly touch a peugeot.

>>51678822
Quoth the Epic level book for D&D3 :
Escape Artist

The character can pass through spaces smaller than his or her head, or even through a wall of force.
DC Task
80 Extremely tight space

Extremely Tight Space

This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for.

/tg/ decided long ago that the only use for such a skill would consist into crawling into one's anus and has been running the joke in the ground for the last 16 years.

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>>51678109
>E-11 Blaster

>>51678737
everyone was a fruit loop at the time

>>51679002
That doesn't unfruit loop it.

>>51679047
fruit loops are better than cheerios

>>51678895
Looking through these, here are my thoughts
>Colourist of artificial fish
Possibly a painter who works primarily with paintings of fish
>Knight of the Thimble
Possibly a seamstress, with a needle being your blade
>Disinfector of Railways
Probably what you stated
>Examiner of underclothing
Probably checks clothing quality in clothing factory, probably a peeper
>Invisible net maker
More than likely fake
>Electric Bath attendant
Electric baths are old-fashioned tanning beds, so it's a real job
>Properitor of Midgets
Probably fake
>52 years an imbecile
Might be someone who was in an asylum for said years
>Knocker-up of workpeople
Previously stated, a real job
>Maker of sand views
Kinda far-fetched, but could be those glass frames with the sand and liquid inside. I own one, so that's why I assume so.
>Gymnast to house painter
The guy who paints the hard to reach places of a house?
>Turnip shepherd
Either fake or the person who "shepherds" turnips from the farm to the store
>Emasculator
Foreskin cutter
>Sampler of drugs
Pretty straightforward
>Fatuous pauper
Fake job
>Drowner
Probably drowned small animals for the butcher. Probably a serial killer.
>Count as female
Being a female was practically its own job
>Fish-bender
Fish vendor? I don't know
>Goldfish-catcher
The guy who catches goldfish
>Cow-banger
Kills cows
>Running about
Fake
>Grape-dryer
Dries grapes to make raisins
>Beef-twister
Twists beef to soften it up, like how you twist taffy to soften it up
>Random waller
Builds walls. A lot of people build walls. He's a random waller.

>>51678078
Of course before she kills you and decorates her space ship with you.

>>51677649
I kid you not I ran a game and a player wanted to take lore(potato), it was oddly useful. Granted some times I forced it to be because he rolled stupid high: but he solved a murder, figured out how to make vodka, invented potato chips, and refined starch.

>>51678141
give sauce.
google did nothing

>>51679407
Used Saucenao. It should be Kumo to Nie.

>>51678141
Ive been searching for this sauce forever.

>>51679441
spot on, bro!

>>51679529
>>51679441
this it?
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Musuko-ga-Kawaikute-Shikataganai-Mazoku-no-Hahaoya

>>51675263
man it sucks b5 is not on any streaming service

>>51679182
>Implying you won't get Halberd Beam'd to shit
>Implying you won't get lasered to death
>Implying you won't get robotech'd by a swarm of missiles
>Implying you won't suffocate to death
>Implying you won't just end up with no fuel
>Implying you won't die in a fire
>Implying you won't get ioned to uselessness

>>51678078
I love these. More?

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>>51676841
Tell me this is LiarTown USA

>>51677492
I think it's by Mike Inel. I think that's all there is to it

>>51678723
Sauce? This is clearly from a porno, got a link to it?

>>51679913
this is LiarTown USA

Not a very complicated request.

>>51678031
>>51678056
Life is ruined

>>51679961
I meant the post I referenced. My post was 100% LiarTown USA

>>51680041
Am I retarded or something because I dont see the joke here

>>51680046
>I meant the post I referenced. My post was 100% LiarTown USA

Actually, we're pretty sure that image is only 92.7% Liartown.

>>51680114
goatse.cx
More apparent in the thumbnail.

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>>51678141
I don't get it

>>51680114
Preserve your innocence and pretend that the image had never existed.

>>51677643
>gift loading on phone
>this gonna be cute isn't it?
>loads
>this is adorable as fu-
>goodfuckinglord.jpg
Any chance for sauce anon? Please?

>>51680114
It's goatse.

>>51680142
God dammit, Unrelated but is their any way to actually complete the maze? my eyes started to bleed after like a minute so i couldnt find out.

>>51680142
I dont know what goatse.cx is

>>51677131
Fucking Tigrex.
>>51680190
Lucky you. Don't bother trying to find out, you're better off not knowing.

>>51678111
My initial assumption was it was a homeless deterrent.

>>51680049
I laughed more than i should

>>51680171
>Open picture in paint.
>Use bucket near the corn.
>Entire maze get colored.
Yes, there is a direct link between the entrance and the goal.

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>>51680190
Stop asking questions, and pretend this conversation never happened.

Also, needs a better name

>>51680160
Search for "Drop the Koakuma"

>>51680190
Man it's hard to believe that people born in the year 1999 are turning 18 this year.

>>51679328
>Specialized defense: phone posting

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>>51680171
>>51680363
Yes.

>>51680569
Which only makes the creation of said maze more admirable.
And your dedication at reaching the corn at the deepest part of this picture must be... admired too. From afar, but still !

>>51680358
Is it even possible to make him at PL 10-15?

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>>51680190

We have such sights to show you.

>>51680385
Will do many thanks anon

>>51680025
This is too true. I hurts a little

>>51680652
Th-thanks.

>>51680701
>Chelle from Portal
>Chelle
>[triggered]

>>51678605
I've read it, it isn't.

>>51681021
>Kaine from Neir
>Neir
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>51680695

>>51677643
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...

>>51678109
>lewis gun
>belt
>glock and G36 get two mentions

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>>51678104
And, to contrast, pic related.

>>51681322
This is so painful to watch

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>>51675335

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>>51678822
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/

>>51680697

Basically he put all of his points into Super Speed and Super Strength.
All of them.

And Super Speed is as much the godhax ability in M&M as it is in DC Comics.

...well okay, maybe not THAT much because holy fuck, but it's still pretty godstatty.

>>51681428
Which edition of M&M?
Also he does have invulnerability.

>>51681449

It's hard to say, on the one hand, being punched to the moon didn't kill him, but he was in trouble there because he couldn't breathe.

He's definitely got some kind of invulnerability going on.
Unless he's abusing some kind of bullshit ability array, which would hint at 3rd ed.

Don't get me wrong, this is still a high level campaign. Apart from the guy who is playing Bicycle Man obv
But this is still the guy who actively tried to minmax in a game where broken characters happen by accident.

The story even kind of feels like the GM is losing his mind trying to find a way to create something that can fucking beat the guy.
Eventually he just stops trying and when That Guy says he wants to enter a Martial Arts tournement he say "okay" and just splits the party so the other, reasonably statted characters can actually deal with the adventure whilst he just throws renamed statblocks from a generic sourcebook at That Guy with the added difficulty that he's got to keep his wig on at all times.

>>51681085
I remember when that song was popular.
I had a bunch of American online friends in the animu scene, and since I was Scandinavian I was asked to translate that song like nine times.

DANCE WITH US
CLAP YOUR HANDS
DO AS WE DO
TAKE SOME STEPS TO THE LEFT
LISTEN AND LEARN
DON'T MISS THE CHANCE
NOW WE'RE HERE WITH
THE CARAMEL DANCE.

>>51681990
But they pretty much made a version in ever language why the fuck wouldnt they just listen to the official one?

>>51682013
Because this was previous to that, or they wanted to know if the lyrics were authentic, or I don't fucking know man.

I just copy pasted my original translation, and was told I was wicked smaht.

>>51680144
warlocks get their powers from making deals with powerful monsters

>>51677649
>$62.74 new
>768 pages

Maybe next year.

>>51681413
Well done

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>>51678893
I like to imagine these two as brothers.

>>51679097
Honey Nut would like to have a word your uncultured little shit.

>>51682508
Great, now it's bland AND sweet!

>>51679097
Fruit Loops have never been good, faggot.

>>51682611
damn, I was hoping this was an actual comic instead of a edit of something stupid.

>>51682549
fucking how? what the hell?

>>51679704
try 123movies.is

>>51682897
Remember to change your brake pads.

>>51679364
Source?

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>>51682874
>filename
When is the undead army coming?

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>>51682462

>>51683911
And then the TV series hit and this amazing entrance was retconned out in favor of the pretty crap one they made for the new version.

And don't get me started on the dorky pixel sound effects that the new performance's dragon makes. Or the lack of fireworks when it died. Or that Shiny Arc now just makes temporary portals instead of being a magical nuke.

>>51683763
Why did this make me laugh so much

>>51679152
You put some and thought into this: I did too, but I lurked without posting, for fear of being shot down.
TLDR: I like your opinion, and I thank you for it.

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>>51684018
Shiny Arc can do more than portals if she knows the right spells.
It's just in the hands of a special needs student at the moment who can't handle too much learning spells at one time.

>>51684034
Because you feel just as excited as that man in the video. It's contagious like that, plus who doesn't like licorice? Dirty commies, that's who.

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>>51684082
Everyone loves good American licorice. Not the disgusting salt lick that passes for licorice in Yurop.

>>51683939
>factotum casts Fly

>>51680701
Most of those fem characters listed are either terrible examples or have no character at all

>>51684735
I feel you Mario, I too get triggered every time someone brings up Nier.

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>>51675452
Birds come in variety of intelligence

>>51675648
Actually, seagulls do have some cleverness to them. Did you know seagulls will gather in crowds and stomp their feet rapidly on the ground to imitate the vibrations of rainfall so earth worms are lured to the surface for them to eat?

>>51680569
ooooooh, i just got it. 'cornhole'

>>51679600
crap, why is this so cute

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>>51686050

>>51683118
It's just a soundless webm version of this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMBzBmC6Psk

>>51686050
>>51686200
What the FUCK cartoon network

>>51676517
>Utahraptor wasn't smart
>wolves aren't smart
>humans aren't smart

Thanks for the expired ban that violated no rules, dipshit mods, by the way.

>>51678737
And the right is a literal dyke, so you may as well go with the one that isn't mentally defective.

>>51678550
this goldmine of a thread.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/

>>51684685
Found the feminist.

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>>51680701
>Samus of Metroid (sans Prime)
>sans Prime

Explain.

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>>51675188
post the pic with dolls and bible

>>51686834
You know what you did.

>>51687187
Something Something zero suit, i believe.

>>51675781
I could honestly see Araki determining the entire plot of Jojo from start to finish with dice rolls and randomized charts

>>51687609
you suck

>>51684123

>>51678712
Korra is a shit, but le ebin strong but feminine warrior XD is shit garbage and anyone that plays it should be slapped with -4 strength and ridicule

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>>51675188

>>51684685

They have about as much character and are about as terrible as their male counterparts.

>>51677086
That has to be some art project, right? Bo way that's real.

>>51678092
>WASH AWAY THE ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>>51689013
That is, indeed, an art project.

>>51686834
>wolf
>humans
>Utahraptor
>herd

>>51681059
I recognize that airport!

>>51679800
You're mixing up starbound and ftl.

>>51687877
She was never in the zero suit in prime one or two. She was a weak ass character other M though.

>>51681545
It's actually unclear whether he was actually in danger of suffocating on the moon. His reaction could have just been him assuming that he needed oxygen, it's kind of his thing that he does things because he thinks he's supposed to, not because he needs to. Breathing might actually just be a force of habit for him.

>>51688010
thanks

>>51689433
go on...

rollan

>>51688864
Rollin

>>51690578
class rep

>>51690571
Uppity Slut

>>51684123
>thinking Europe only has salty licorice

shiggy diggy my friend, shiggy diggy

>>51688864
rolling. no shame.

>>51688864
rolling

>>51688864
fuck it, rolling

>>51677669
>>51688864
>Galko
>The slut

Missing the point

>>51690340
I thought that was a Mantis.

>>51691583
*a waifu'd mantis
fucking hell

>>51690928
Rep again
>>51690972
Dumpy One

>>51691002
Dumpy One - but you clean her up

>>51691581
Being Gyaru makes one automatically a slut, there's like a million doujins supporting the evidence.

>>51690709

Thaanks chief

>>51688864
Look what you have wrought, dumbass

>>51675285
Kek
Just started this series.

>>51679913
I havent watched much law and order but are these real quotes?

>>51692241

There's a strong suspicion that the Brown Cristmas one is. The rest are made up by Liartown USA.

>>51691722
EVEN THE DOUJINS portray Galko as a really nice person.

>>51692879
Being a slut doesn't mean being bad.
Ever heard of "a whore with a heart of gold" cliche?

>>51687930

wow what anime is this?

>>51693702
Legend of Gigantic Homos.
It's great. I personally recommend it.

>>51692917
>Being a slut doesn't mean being bad.
clearly you've never been to /a/

>>51693765
Actually, I've been there since 2011. I just left it sometime after 2014 after it went full retard (was it ever not full retard anyway?). A bunch of my stale pastas are circulating /a/ even nowadays.
/a/ is pretty much Twitch chat of 4chan nowadays, along with a bunch of other boards.

>>51681322
I never thought we'd need to put "Front Towards Enemy" on bullets...

>>51693736

>gigantic homos

for serious?

>>51693911
Legend of Galactic Heroes.
https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0487/04/1435401664061.jpg

>>51693911
It legend of galactic heroes

>>51675678
Aren't African Greys really intelligent as well?

>>51688864
Rolling.

>>51694108
>African Greys
When you said "Greys", I automatically thought you're referring to ayy lmaos.

>>51694159
...I don't think there is a difference between 'grey' and 'gray' besides the 'e', is there?

>>51688864
roollloon

>>51688864
no shame rolling

>>51680374
I usually see it as something like "Damn SJWs ruining gaming again" or something like that.

>>51675188
Videos are okay, right?

>The bard invests in engineering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>>51675335
that's okay, now we can actually start the thread

>>51694784
We should do a video filename thread sometime.
Like, only webms and videos, no images.

>>51677474
crazy how nature do dat

>>51677264
Minor point but cows are as dumb as they are largely because they were bred to be. Large groups of animals are much easier to manage when they're fucking morons.

Then again, I hear pigs are actually fairly intelligent so maybe it's some kind of Jew conspiracy of some sort, IDK.

>>51679407
Fun fact, if you use the built in Google search, it's shit. I hear it just runs the search off the thumbnail, because why bother coding something that works?

On the other hand, if you feed the image or it's URL to Google yourself it actually works (most of the time).

>>51688864
what are the equip bonuses

>>51689083
M-more?

>>51684685
And their male counterparts do?

Fuck off

>>51682549
Jesus fucking christ

>>51688864
gotta roll