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>>51667953

>>51667892
What is that mango about?

>>51667987
hawt, more plz

>>51667941
Got anymore X-Com webms?

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>>51668038

Related!

>>51667958
>[Danse shoots civilian]
>Danse: "This is the part of the job that I love!"
>...
>Danse hated that
You know, his plot twist makes a lot more sense to me now

>>51668123
I had a melee fighter-type character in 3.5e D&D who wore no actual armor, just a cloak of Displacement. Who needs AC when everything has a 50% miss chance anyways?

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>>51668185

>>51668203
Is a cloak more effective than actual armor at the point of the game where you can reasonably afford the cloak?

>>51667920
Fat enablers should be executed.

>>51668313
That seems a tad drastic. I've seen worse fetishes.

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>>51668313

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>>51668368

>>51667971
That dwarf is urinating!

>>51667995
Mr. Clice

tl;dr 007 super-agent type dies, but due to all the money put into training him and his mission effectiveness they transfer his consciousness into the body of a recently deceased tennis player who happens to be a anime grill.

>>51668370
Fat fetishism in and of itself is tolerable, but feederism/weight gain is awful. At least when you bring it to 3D. It is neither safe nor sane.

I can sorta grasp part of the appeal, I think, from the "you're weak and helpless and at my mercy" angle, but there are better ways to scratch that itch.

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>>51667944

>>51668470
Already posted.

>>51668510
but colorized!

>>51668370
Anything that could even semi-plausibly make fat people feel like they aren't worthless subhuman trash that need to be destroyed isn't okay.

>>51668566
How butthurt do you have to be to make either of those, but especially the second one?

Anyone got the Deathwatch/Dreadnought bedtime story?

>>51668292
>>51668270
Is that thing still going? I stopped reading it like a decade ago.

Shit, now I feel old.

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>>51668826
Yup, still going strong with no sign of letting up.

>>51667990
But he's not a Duchess is he?

>>51668906
Good filename.

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>>51668566
>o-oh no I keep getting criticized for my childish and cringeworthy shit
>B-BETTER MAKE A CHILDISH AND CRINGEWORTHY RESPONSE, THAT'LL SHOW THEM ;_;

kek

This whiny response is why I enjoy fucking over players that want their masturbatory material and giving penalties to improper armor and being a female warrior. The crying is hilarious every time.

>>51668942
>and being a female warrior
You are That Guy.

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>>51668951
>Jeane Hatchette
>In 1472 Charles the Bold led his Burgundian soldiers against the French town of Beauvais. When they made an attack against the town’s walls, the citizens of Beauvais, including the women fought them off in hand-to-hand combat. One lady, Jeanne Laisne, grabbed a small axe and fought off the Burgundian standard-bearer, which rallied the defenders. She was renamed Jeanne Hachette by her fellow citizens in honour of the victory.
u fuckin wot m8?

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>>51668951
Sorry kiddo, I run mature games for mature players :^)

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>>51668066

>>51669024
Fake gameplay, he hit when he tried again.

>>51668777
>>51668942
Honestly i think your reading to much into it.

>>51668997
The full quote with which I take objection is
>why I enjoy fucking over players... and giving penalties to... being a female warrior.

>>51669019
You are That Guy.

>>51668951
>female warrior
>That Guy.
MRA spotted, literally just as annoying as SJWs

>>51669059
Are you trying to ruse me?

>>51669069
I think its a case of anon is confused as to who is objecting to female warriors

>>51667968
I gotta be honest, this is one of my least favorites.

>>51668997
>A woman with an ax defeated a man holding a flag.

>>51669194
you wanna imply the man had the flu as well?

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>>51669058
If I'm "That Guy", why does almost every player I've ever had love me, anon? The "That Guy" has to be the one that stands out negatively from the rest of the group. Ie, the one that inevitably makes a scantily clad female warrior, gets upset when their character is ridiculed and possibly murdered and or raped in-game, and leaves in a huff.

>>51668997
Good for her, genuinely. A good woman should be able to try to defend herself. Doesn't change that there's a difference between self defense and a supposed strong independent 120 pound womyn that somehow has a warrior lifestyle.

>>51669207

Hey, the sun was in his eyes, I call do-over!

>>51669225
You seem like a reasonable chap. In the interest of scientific and historic accuracy I'd like to add that if a village loses half its men the population can rebound within a generation, if you lose half your women, the next generation is half the growth rate.

Men were built to be expendable

>>51669207
I was trying to be humorous, he would have most likely had some form of side arm to defend against attack.

Though it is plausible that he didn't want to kill a woman

>>51667953
That's from Red Vs. Blue, not Band of Brothers...

>>51669276
>Though it is plausible that he didn't want to kill a woman
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, not sure if he'd have qualms when being attacked by an ax

>>51669225
You are That Guy.

>>51669309
On the one hand, awesome movie.

On the other, fuck Kender.

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I wanted to make a joke about re-using miniatures and action figures as props in d&d, but I'm too drunk to be coherent. sry.

>>51669309
>kender
>not halflings

>>51668062
gold

>>51669111
I gotta be honest, you have shit taste.

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>>51668566
Their armor itself looks undamaged, must be a brilliant longsword.

>>51668822
>And suddenly, the Queen hatched an evil plan...

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>>51669141

>>51668228
Depends. Against big elite enemies with huge attack bonuses? Yes, probably. Against goons? Nope, but 50% is 50%.

As a DM, you let the player do it juuuust long enough to think they're super clever and then put them up against something with True Seeing or the like. And then the other players who have some damn sense in their head have a brand new, slightly bloody Cloak of Displacement.

>>51668671
KEK

>>51668228
pretty much. from experience as a DM, over half my dice rolls hit based on simple d20, in fact, if it is less than 7, its pretty much always a hit in regards to properly run opponents. 13/20 is greater than half. an automatic 50% miss chance fucks that to max of 1/2 hits. Actually rolling to hit AC after that makes it about 7/20 hits occurring. by simply buying a fairly cheap magic item, you straight up lowered you hit chance the same as buying an item with (by the time you can reasonably afford it) at least a 3 point higher modifier.

>>51669493
What black magic is this?

>>51668305
Is this what happened to Vecna?

>>51669678
Why is it a meme that phoenix wright characters refer to japanese food as hamburgers?

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>>51669728
The American localization made some very blatant and obvious changes.

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>>51669728
Localization, I think.

>>51669656
multilayered graphic. when expanded, the thumbnail is the not-dotted portion of the picture. in thumbnail, the dotted portion is too small to see.

>>51669728
The original Phoenix Wright was localized to be set in America, which worked just fine for that game because it was all inner city stuff, but as the series went on and it became more and more distinctly and obviously Japanese keeping the American setting which they had made canon required some... concessions.

>>51668111
It seems to be floating above/behind her head. I argue that's not a hat.

>>51668111
>"Listen here you little shit!"
>"The fuck am I reading?"
>happy merchant

Is she summoning internet memes?

>>51669746
Then why does saving the image result in a single layer that is the thumbnail pic?

>>51668248
turns out he was an agent of hydra all along
the paladin didn't fall. he was never a paladin

>>51668204
>That last one

>>51670111
I know what you're thinking, but don't get too excited. It's just that lots of fans think there should be a romance option between them but there isn't.

>>51669288
You.

You're okay.

>>51668106
>Broadway Karkat
Fuck that takes me back

>>51670132
Yes, and I'm one of them.

>>51669337
I didn't say it was likely. She probably fucked him up or chased him off

>>51669493
Ha, doesn't work on phones. I had to look super hard to see what was supposed to happen

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> tfw you've been in the /tg/ filename threads long enough to recognize the majority of the images purely by their thumbnails
I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>51669225
>the one that inevitably makes a scantily clad female warrior, gets upset when their character is ridiculed and possibly murdered and or raped in-game

If you have people rape you PCs, you're that guy

>>51668453
>tl;dr 007 super-agent type dies, but due to all the money put into training him and his mission effectiveness they transfer his consciousness into the body of
Sounds like a solid foundation for a philisophical story about identity and personal commitments, or a screwball comedy starring your comedian-of-choice

>a recently deceased tennis player
Still works, but different.

>who happens to be a anime grill.
Aaaaand now it's Japan. God damn it, Japan.

>>51670006
It really only works on 4chan

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>>51670408
Then help a brother out, Mr. Oldfag

>>51670461
What is this tag list for, the Bible?

>>51670472
Some sort of harry potter fanfic from what I can figure out...

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>>51670453
> GM's campaign expectations vs. reality

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>>51670472
>>51670479
Yep.

>>51670491
Fuck

>>51670419
The guns are also drawn really well.

>>51670575
google fails me nigga give me source please

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>>51670627
Can't remember. Don't bother, it's shit.

>>51670575
Those speech bubbles are arranged very confusingly.

>>51670627
SauceNAO got it, I think. It appears to be 魔王の始め方 THE COMIC.

>>51670712
>>51670627
It's How To Build A Dungeon
http://www.mangatown.com/manga/maou_no_hajimekata/

>>51670745
It is also incredibly edgetastic.

>>51668453
>can't find anywhere to read it
fug

>>51670939
https://bato.to/comic/_/comics/mr-clice-r20692

You have to join the site though.

>>51670939
Mangahere.co has it.

>>51670491
I always preferred Weekend at St. Bernard's.

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>>51670535
yeah, the art's dated but in a good way

>>51670453
Player Characters

>>51671024
I can't exactly say but that gun dose not look quite right.

>>51671277
the magazine's what's throwing it off

Presumably the artist drew off of a reference without a magazine, or with a standard one instead of the drum. .

>>51667944
What is this manga?

>>51667835
Oh my God. I loved that book so much.

>>51671407
It's apparently Synechdoche's first "Legit" manga, Elf-san wa Yaseraaranai. It's somewhere between Monster Musume and Dungeon Meshi in terms of vibe, but it definitely fits into that category of "things half of /tg/ will waifu while the other half hates, but will most definitely be mined for reaction images regardless."

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>>51671781
It is worth reading.

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Name me.

>>51671862
Ork Gunsmith or More Dakka.

>>51668566
>>51669057
No no no, the first one kinda makes sense, its a joke about chain bikinis. But thats fine, chain binikis are ridiculous, but thats part of the appeal.

The second is pure butthurt though.

>>51671862
>Co-Axial weapons.

>>51671862
+4 weapon

>>51670132
No, it's a joke about Fire Emblem in general.

>>51671862
Third-party Options

>>51671827
I don't even know where to start with how impossible that underwear-thing is.

Like, I know it's magic, but that's gotta be like a 3rd or 4th level spell to break physics and biology that bad.

>>51671627
I didn't notice anything, because I've never heard of "Fabuloso".

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Thank you everyone for your imput. Now give me names for this one.

>>51671971
You clean your floors with it.

>>51671862
"ProblemSolver"

>>51671862
>Modern game with weapons customization

>>51669743
I can't find the full version of that, god damn it.

It's so fucking amazing, too.

>>51671981
>Entering Magical Realm

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>>51669743
>>51672035
Nevermind, found it.

>>51671895
Honestly I'd just giggle at the second picture if it wasn't for how ridiculously gory it was.

>>51670491
God dammit, Barb!

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>>51668470
Can I get a swirl?

>>51669225
If a player wants to do something in game or in chargen that you don't like, the proper solution is not to have their character raped or murdered, and it's not even to have their character ridiculed for it. It's to tell them not to do it. Just say no isn't only for drugs.

THEN if they get annoying about it, the problem is no longer "they want to have fun wrong" it's "they're being disruptive" and that has it's own set of acceptable responses.

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Needs a name.

>>51672449
>/k/rangergetsafamiliar.jpg

>>51672449
>haveyoutriednotplayingdnd.jpg

>>51668062
Nice!

>>51669786
Maybe the copy I played was weird, but I remember a bit in the first case of the first game where the game was clearly set in the same time zone as Japan (something about a clock being off because it was set to Paris time and I CBA to look up the difference again).

I had to go online and look up the difference between Paris, Japan, and the various time zones in America and look for whichever one made the case solvable.

>>51672449
>/k/ommandouseswildempathy

>>51672449
Hillarylosestheelection.jpg

>>51669272
Yeh but if you're village lost half its men you're women are probably having another village's children anyways

>>51669105
Boca Raton, if anyone was going to ask.

>>51671770
>>51667835
>Did you know that you are very strong?

>>51671627
>Blue Fabuloso on far-left second-to-bottom shelf has a white cap when all of the other Fabuloso bottles have yellow caps.

There is no fooling true autism.

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>>51671905
Whether or not you like it, you are my nigga.

>Symbol of Death.jpg

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>>51672035
>full version
The one posted is the original version from Awkward Zombie. >>51672047 is edits based on it.

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>>51668853

Well - still going, at any rate.

>>51672525
Ha

>>51673000
what happened

>>51668314
SQUADALAH

>>51667835
I was given that book when I was 3. I still own it 25yrs later

>>51673315
Pressure.

>>51672449
>Enemy fighter fails sunder check

>>51671627
Besides the white cap, isn't that stud some kind of soap or cleaning agent?
Sitting in the juice isle

>>51673659
At least people won't buy it, it's like 20 cents more expensive than the Welch's.

>>51670453
>why i'm antiscocial

>>51667941
You dumb motherfucker. That soldier was already dead, and you wasted a second soldier.

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Looking for /tg/ filenames for this

>>51672874
>>51671770
>>51667835
>>51673493
bless you brave boys

>>51669035
First side had 63% chance, second had a 99% chance. That's XCOM baby.

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>>51673984
I think the 63% was the alien in the background, a few feet further away. Vidya shotguns, man.

This filename may be too subtle. I thought the alternative was too obvious because of repeating the word "influence".

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>>51668997
>partisan
>warrior

>>51669019
Mature enough to admit their shit fetishes? ;^)

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>>51673315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

>>51671895
No,the first one is pure butthurt as well,because having full plate female warriors killing bikini warrior on "principal" is literally #notallwomen.

>>51669527
I gotta be honest,stop mistaken shit for chocolate.

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>>51671519
>not tg vs k

>>51669141
>>51669580
What's the source for these?

>>51669367
What game is this? Is that Total War?

>>51674417
Ozzie the Vampire apparently, some webcomic.

>>51670757
Explain?

>>51674567
People who make maps often have no clue how biomes work. They draw a line and place snow on one side and grassland on the other.

>>51674629
Oh no, I understood the joke
But what happened in the picture?

>>51674655
Notice that only the right side is in shadow.

>>51674655
My guess: The buildings cast a shadow which protected a segment of snow from sunlight. The snow that was exposed to light melted, and the snow that was consistently protected remained.

Note how the snow is exclusively in areas not touched by sunlight.

>>51671024
>art
>dated

>>51669493
HAH, I like you.

>>51667971
Isn't Dwarf Fortress a 2d ASCII game? Or is this just another game about dwarves and fortresses?

>>51668185
>>51668204

keep it /tg/-related

>>51674547
Thank you!

>>51674814
There are programs that can take DF map data and visualize it in 3D.

>>51673950
What did the bicyclist in the white shirt do to piss the GM of so much?

>>51668106
>bookmarks contain:
edinburgh
pokemon
card-related shit
>open tabs include
egs
homestuck shit
gunnerkrigg court

did i take that screenshot in 2012 or something? did i forget about it?

>>51675459
Well Cookie Clicker came out in mid 2013, so you're probably not far off.

>>51675459
well gunnerkrigg court is still going strong

>>51674827
That is.

Why do you think /tg/ has dice?

>>51668377
This is slightly more acceptable to me anyway because the figure is mostly kept

>>51668077
Ay caramba...

>>51668416
That reminds me of that idea I once had for a crossover for Valkyria Chronicles and the new Wolfenstein game.

Or was it for GUP and Fury, I can't remember...

>>51669276
>Though it is plausible that he didn't want to kill a woman
I think you'd consider it fair game if she's swinging an axe at your head.

>>51668586
Welp now im going to hell

>>51674629
I'm super scared about this when making maps and I'm constantly trying to cross reference real life areas that are similar to the area i'm making in location on the earth.

>>51676733
I know the feeling. Drove myself crazy trying to keep everything right when I was making a map for a setting the other day.

Then the map-making site broke down, and I wondered why I bothered.

>>51674268

Dude, you need to turn off the internet for a while, it's corroding your thought processes.

>>51668806
I just lost my shit at 'Just ram a peach up there'

>>51668266
the ancient jostar technique

>>51673401
WE'RE OFF

>>51670647
This is a good'un

>>51671862
Moe from the Simpsons

>>51670453
>First historicaly recorded That guy

>>51668123
>at mach fuck
aw shit, my sides

>>51668906
one of my older characters had the ability to levitate. he'd frequently walk like this, or similar to the michael jackson lean. made a really good distraction for my team (two rogues and a fighter) to either attack first or steal shit.

>>51670410
>a world full of magic, war and violence
>thousands murdered daily
>triggered by a single rape
wew laddy.

>>51674241
Is it weird that, every time I see this posted, I think that guy should have been a little quicker on the draw?

>>51667835
Hey, I have that book as an app now!

>>51678913
No, I think so as well. If the dude inside the car had a gun, the dude on the dash would be dead.

>>51668291
Sheeeit, I remember Endrian from Drawchan like seven years ago. I remember SomethingAwful sperged out on him because he'd drawn lolis at some point in the past. Good to see he's still at it.

>>51668453
>agent dies
>i know, lets transport his consciousness to another corpse
wew lad

>>51671812
Stop posting my porn, Terry.

>>51675816
>quests
>/tg/ related
Fuck off back to your containment board, thanks.