General /tg/ Humor Thread

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Wish I had some good material, OP.

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>>51653413
I've got some, I don't know if they're good though.

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>>51653681
Worth a shot.

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This is a yuletide themed 40k picture I made. It sucks, but it took a million hours in photoscape to make.

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A good old lelf picture. Probably too old and dank, but at the same time everyone's have had the one druid.

>>51653774
Just photoshop the 40k logo on Trump's head, D&D's logo on the Chinese president, CoC and Shadowrun on the Canadian and Mexican respectively, and Paizo's logo on Hillary.

>>51653851
Hold a second, it'll take me hours to make, but I hope I make you proud.

>>51653774
>injecting politics for no reason
leave

>>51653851
Shit, I forgot there's Merkel there too. What company/RPG should it be? Eclipse Phase? Degenesis? Savage Worlds? L5R?

>>51653923
Savage Worlds for Merkel because Merkel is a shit leader and Savage Worlds is a shit game.

They could not possibly have chosen a worse system to reboot Rifts than Savage Worlds. I mean, it's hard to pick a system worse than Savage Worlds in the first place. In terms of generic systems there are FAR better options: GURPS, Cortex, and FATE, to name a few.

Savage Worlds takes a decent core mechanic and lumps on a shitty wild die that is arbitrarily assigned because "muh plot" and fills the character with bennies that require the player to know all of their uses to use effectively. Not to mention, Benny effectiveness is heavily dependent on session length, so if you don't play the recommended 4 to 6 hours the game becomes wildly unbalanced.

The game is full of garbage trap options like in 3.5, the chargen is basically minmaxing Flaws like in GURPS except worse, shotguns are brokenly powerful giving a flat +2 to hit which in this system is basically only missing on a 1. They also do broken-ass damage because of exploding dice. The exploding dice also turn combat into a slogfest occasionally punctuated by someone actually dying; usually from a fucking ridiculous amount of damage.

I played Savage Worlds for a good three years now. Never will play it again, it is an arsed system that is half narrative bullshit, half autistic wargame, and entirely terrible.

>>51653954
Okey Dokey. It's going to be shit, but maybe someone will get laugh.

>>51653413
Am I autistic for not getting this as a joke? Is that not what that traditionally means? You use cold stones like that so you do not water down your drink.

>>51654081
Interesting take.

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>>51654081
I chuckled.

>>51654192
Thank you.

>>51654206
HEHE, I like that joke. And thank you as well.

>>51653413
>Roll to seduce.

>>51653856

That was a proud day. Did we ever get that to the creator of Oglaf?

>>51653774
>hehe I know this will inevitably derail the thread and has nothing to do with the board but if you guys want we can really stick it to those /pol/ guys rite?
Seriously, you're wasting your time. Go shill on /pol/ so they can cyber-bully you there

>>51653660
... that rhythm is pretty off...

>>51654623
And a nice anon asked if things could changed, and bam I changed the picture to a /tg/ friendly picture. Also, cyber-bulling is pathetic. If you're going to bully someone, then you do it to their faces like a man or you can not be a bully, unlike you mister anon

>>51654655
Yeah, I rattled it off pretty quickly when I made the thread. I could do better. I still think there's some good rhymes. I'm particularly proud of "spare a tic." I think it's very Gilbert and Sullivan.

>>51654011
Yeah, OPs pic confused the hell out of me. Although personally I've only seen people use steel cubes that have been in the freezer for a long time.

>>51654011
>>51657466
Traditionally, in America at least, when someone asks for a kind of alcohol "on the rocks" they mean they want it with ice cubes. As in frozen water. Stone and steel cubes used for cooling drinks are a novelty in America that has only recently been adopted by a minority of drinkers.

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>>51657492
>watering down your drinks
>pic related

And americans have the audacity to shit on britbongs for drinking warm beer.

>>51657507
We usually drink it before the ice has a chance to melt, britbong.

>>51657507
A finger of water cuts the taste of alcohol, allowing the nuances of flavor to get through. If you don't, you lose all the subtle notes.

>>51657507
Probably because it's cheaper for a bar to just buy an ice machine than deal with a bunch of fancy pebbles that have to be cleaned and then re-chilled. Besides, a lot of people like to drink their whiskey with splash of water in it anyway.

>>51657507
Canadian here. First off, sorry, but you're both stupid. Warm beer is beer that nobody has ever cared for, it has no love in it. It was left in somebody's car. It came in cans. American beer is pretty much the same, except that instead of being warm, it's just sad urine.

You keep the bottle or drink cold, then you drink. Nobody nurses something long enough for it to cool off, and if they do, they shouldn't have been drinking something like that in the first place.

>>51657507
>warm beer

I don't even care for most cold beer, why the fuck would you drink it warm?

>>51657577

same reason people drink medicine-fire-water to begin with. not to feel happy about it.

>>51657507
Everyone used to water down their drinks, because normally they'd be drinking with every meal.

>>51657584
Some drinks taste better at room temp, like Jameson or fireball. But beer is not one of those. Might as well drink piss with a bit of orange zest

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>>51657658
>Fireball tastes best at room temperature
Fireball tastes best at whatever the temperature out it is when you're flyfishing.

>>51657697
N-no, it's just what gramps always drank when we were fishing...

>>51657697
>bitching about what other people drink

Do you inject Everclear straight into your eyes like a REAL man? If not shut the fuck up.

>>51657658
some red wines are better room temperature for different interpretations of room temperature.

but fireball tastes best when you arnt drinking it.

>>51657572
>>51657577
>>51657658
Have any of you actually tried the beer that's meant to be served warm? Stouts, porters, bitter, mild etc. are nothing like standard lager.

Just cause they're all called beer doesn't mean they all are best served the exact same way. Just like how white wines are served chilled while red is served around room temperature.

>>51657572
explain labatt.

>>51658284
fucking this. if someone served me an imperial stout or quadrupel at 5 degrees celsius the way you do shitty lagers I'd be pissed as all hell
generally the rule is:
>shitty beer (corporate lagers, 90% of the market)
serve it ice fucking cold since you don't want to taste it
>most decent beer (good lagers, normal stouts, most ales etc)
take it out of the fridge 15 minutes before serving. you'll get much more flavour
>strong premium beer (anything "imperial" or "double", anything above 7 abv)
cellar temperature, aka only lightly chilled

>>51657572
So you know nothing about beer and only have experience with generic lagers?

>>51659911
People talking about things they know nothing about? In MY /tg/?

>>51653856
Ha yes, the alliterative armada.
IIRC I made the mandhandling monitor.

>>51657526
That's not how physics work.

>>51657507

A good cocktail will have large cubes that won't melt fast enough to matter, and they do a better job of keeping the drink cool than those novelty stones.

The sound of ice clinking in a nice cocktail glass is also pretty comforting.

>>51657507
It changes the flavor profile of the drink. Gives the flavor room the breath.

a martini tastes really different if you don't strain it over ice and just chill the gin and vermouth before mixing them together. Totally different drink.

A lot of cocktails are only served on the rocks, or are otherwise strained, though some are exclusively served neat.

With some spirits, they're broad enough in scope that personal tastes allow for some people preferring on the rocks, some people preferring neat. Granted, this is mostly just with whiskey. You wouldn't serve, say, tequila on the rocks generally.

Idiot.

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>>51657658
>Drinking fireball
Well obviously you have no tastebuds.

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>>51657507
>t. Someone who's never had a Manhattan

>>51663435
That or they don't have a pansy tongue that can't handle a little cinnamon

>>51664308
Isnt fireball pretty much rye moonshine with cinammon, it isnt aged, so that disqualifies it as a whiskey

>>51664394
I wouldn't call that moonshine