Does he have a point about spears?

>>51636527

If there was a harem anime about weapons, Spear-kun would be the protagonist. Axe-chan would be best girl, Club-chan would be the shy one, and Sword-chan would be the bland one who wins in the canon route of the VN.

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>>51636527
>le ebin belgian historicaly accurate meme man

>>51636549
Nah the MC would be a shield, spear-chan would be the genki track girl

who?

Would gun-chan be the tsundere?

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NOT AGAIN

GOD NO PLEASE

SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

>>51636606
Gun-chan would be the foreign exchange student with giant tits (even more so than the other girls)

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Durrr

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>>51636549
>futanari

>>51636527
He's simultaneously wrong and right about spears. He makes some very good and accurate arguments for why you should hold your spear underarm, he just misses one very important fact: The reason Greek Hoplites held their spears overarm is because when you're in a formation as dense as a Greek Phalanx, there is no fucking room to use your spear underarm. That's why the Greeks fought in phalanx with their spears overarm, there was literally no other way to fight in such a tight shield wall. That's why the Dory had a counterweight at the back end, precisely so that the centre of balance would be further back from the middle, lessening the loss of reach from the overarm stance.

When fighting in looser formations, or in a general melee, the Greeks and everyone else on the planet used their spears underarm for all the reasons he stated. The overarm fighting style is particularly to fighting in a specific formation that simply does not allow effective underarm fighting. So in short, he's right that underarm is better overall, but wrong that nobody fought overarm because he does not understand how the phalanx worked.

>>51636527

Oh look, it's another Lindyb8 thread.

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>a point about spears

>>51636527
Is this faggot the new Spoony?

Don't know the dude. But all my spellcasters in D&D and its derivatives all use spears instead of staves.

>>51636527
I don't know what he says about spears, but if it's about underarm vs overarm, then find Matt Easton's video about that.

>>51636740
Odd request, but
could the Arms-and-Armor-fags wear their trips in Lindybeige threads?

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I've developed a new weapon against these threads

>>51637042
>proper fold-over collar, still white

2/10 apply yourself

>>51636549
>implying

Spear-chan = childhood friend next door neighbor
Sword-sama = school president and idol
Mace-san = glasses wearing class president
Axe-kun = boisterous tomboy with a fit body
Flail-san = tall quiet girl who is easily embarrassed and who all the other girls like

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>>51636527
>Another beige thread

>>51637101
you do it

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>>51637042
Saved, thanks for providing

Daily reminder about saging, hiding and ignoring.

Interesting to listen to and seems pretty fun, but speculates way too much and seems to ignore widely available evidence and obvious alternatives sometimes. Basically what you'd expect from a youtube historian but more entertaining, at least, that most.

Oh, uh, I mean FUCKING TRASH BRITIBONG KEK

Fuck Lindybiege
every time he posts himself to /K/ he gets saved and ridiculed
Fucking "Spandau" Shithead!!!
Le Bren Gun is best Gun because we british won the war

>>51637215
>And here we go, let me bump this thread of mine
I hope you die out of small-cell carcinoma caused by passive smoking. And I hope they will manage to administrate into your system at least 3 rounds of chemo before that painful death in your own piss

>>51637245
Fuck i meant Saged*

>>51637142
Dagger-chan would be MC's imouto that goes everywhere with him, but only gets attention when no one else is around.

>>51636551
>>51636612
>>51636686
I don't personally understand these criticisms. If you don't want a historically accurate campaign, you don't have to take any of his advice. However, if you do he's a decent, if not infallible guide.

>>51636740
This is a more legitimate criticism. It feels like he often times selects contexts and situations that fit his narrative, and leave the others out of the video. I would enjoy his videos more if he wasn't trying so hard to make a point that he left out relevant information.

>>51637245
Yeah he's ridiculously pro-british. I wouldn't use him as a reference for anything WWI onwards.

Did someone say lindiebeige?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Cromwell tank

>>51637321
BECAUSE SOME SHITPOSTER MAKES THIS THREAD EVERY DAY. STOP BUMPING IT LINDY

>>51636527
Did you make this thread just for that pun?

>>51637338
You could filter it anon. Phrases like "does he" and "Lindybeige" would probably catch most of it.

Good adive for you mate, from previous two threads of these

Literally
Don't
Reply
At all

The fuckhead will need to sleep eventually and that's when the thread can easily hit page 12 and be archived. Calling him to stop only makes him bump harder.

So literally report, hide and ignore.

>>51637411
"is he right" filters 90% of beige-posting

>>51636527
Why not just make a post with a picture of spears? You'll still get some (You) miles.

>>51636740
It's impossible to pierce armor using spears underhanded. Meanwhile you can pierce the fuck out of armor if you use them overhand. The debate is over.

>>51637255
Damn, dude. I literally found out about him 3-4 days ago, watched through a bunch of videos (they're like 5-10 minutes each and you can turn it off halfway through when he starts repeating himself) and went "Seems fun, but talking out his ass alot" and didn't watch anymore. Chill out and save that kinda hate for something that deserves it, which was my point in the first place.

Y'all are pissy as hell lately, what's with that?

>>51637947

He's not mad that Lindybeige exists, he's mad that people keep spamming lindybeige for "epic trolling" purposes.

I only found him recently. I've enjoyed his channel immensely. Any videos you'd recommend?

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>>51638240
>Page 5
>Quick, let's trigger some poeple!

I agree with Lindybeige except for two-weapon fighting.

As someone who has fought off attacks (black, Mexican) twice with two-weapon fighting IRL, I think Lindy doesn't understand the effectiveness in the image you portray when fighting with two weapons.

That's the game-changer, if you ask me.

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>>51636527
Surprised this hasn't been posted

>>51638254
The eternal memelord of two-weapon fighting, Miyamoto Musashi himself, said it didn't really do anything and he only trained in dual wielding so he could be effectively ambidextrous in case his good hand got stabbed

>>51637597
>It's impossible to pierce armor using spears underhanded

Not if you stab them in the dick.

>Meanwhile you can pierce the fuck out of armor if you use them overhand.

Only if you stab them in the neck.

In reality, while it's probably better to fight overarm, underhand is still entirely lethal when used properly (and your still really needed training to properly use a spear to begin with).

>>51638254
>As someone who has fought off attacks (black, Mexican)

I'm confused as to why this is relevant

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>>51638508
How new to 4chan are you?

>>51638287
It's kind of important to also mention that a huge reason the Romans were so successful militarily is because of their almost universal seizing of the initiative and never choosing to fight on the defensive, the flexibility of the Maniple, their "disciplined savagery" where they could leash their aggression under a yoke of discipline yet unleash that ferocity upon command, and their huge emphasis on logistics and the management of the baggage train

Also the fact that they really only learned this after Hannibal kicked their ass for a while/spoiler]

>>51636527
If you don't have a point about your spear, it's just a stick.

>>51638567
That and their fuck huge reserve of manpower allowed them to outlast many opponents that they couldn't simply best on the battlefield (such as Pyrrus or Hannibal)

>>51637039
>>>/reddit/

>>51637215
He meets par if you've got low standards, yes. But why listen to him, when you could listen to Matt Easton or even someone like Jimmy fucking Rome?

>>51637321
Don't use him as a reference ever. A random youtuber is not a source. Lindybeige is at best a starting point for actual knowledge.

>>51638254
It's good in that kind of situation. It's not good in military contexts, which is the only context Lindy seems to care about.

>>51636527
He's a Dude from the Internet, and he's got opinions about spears and other medieval weaponry that he must share. You're Welcome.

>>51636551
C'mon man, this isn't /tv/. Try to keep the gibberish shitposting to a minimum.

>>51638291
oi, he said it's useful for fighting multiple opponents; just not useful for duels against actually skilled opponents

>>51638240
Anything of him riffing on movies is fairly amusing.
I found his stuff on military organization interesting.

>>51637142
I would watch this.

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>>51638508
>>51638531

You get extra XP if they're a minority

Why is there a thread about him everyday now?

>>51639285
Because spamming threads is cheaper than buying a banner

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>>51639194

Best post in a stupid thread.

>>51637042
Doesn't look like a hobo, can't be Lindy.

>>51639194
>You get extra XP if they're a minority

what did he mean by this?

>>51640735
>he just keeps bumpin

>>51636527
>What do you think of him?
I think he makes threads about himself on /tg/ and /k/.
If he didn't he would be just another ignorant bong pretending to be an expert about everything and would be ignored as such.

>>51637321
The roman dude isn't an argument, it's a response to make nofunzone fags sperg out.

>>51639030
But he's also a LARPer with 30 years of experience!

>>51636527
Occasionally he talks about interesting shit.

Often his shit is full of guesses,assumptions and poorly researched things.

Can occasionally just be stupid, as in one video where he was fucking around with a koptesh and using one to chop vegetables or some shit.

>>51636527
Stop shilling

Do people hate these threads because they trigger autism?
I use the word people loosely.

>>51637342
No, I didn't realize it til after.

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>>51637597
>pierce armor

Bruh

>>51637338
>BECAUSE SOME SHITPOSTER
and by that you mean lloyd

>>51639047
Of le course not we are le /tg/ proud
Liberals
Cuckolds
Sub 90 iq avg

>>51641325
Let's not pretend it's entirely impossible.

>>51641359
But in the context of ancient greece its like totally dumb with such little armor you shouldnt even try to pierce it. You cant get through the shield.

I'm not sure references to "armor" take shields into account.

I'm sure shields are technically a kind of armor, but it's usually used to refer to body armor specifically in these threads.

>>51638508
Because it implies it is an unfair fight or a random attack.

Both racial groups are known to, in the United States, to get their backup to mob you when they are losing a fair fist fight OR to jump you in large numbers.

>>51636527
He's hillarious, especially for the knee jerk reactions he gets on /tg/ at the mere use of his name.

Otherwise, his videos are interesting and enjoyable, but you should not use them as the basis of wathever historical weapon theories you might have.

>>51638640
It's not like they were like Russia that's known for just throwing warm bodies at the enemy until both stop moving. Early Rome's manpower came from its conscription (and later volunteers after the Marian reforms, but that's already the first crack in the system immho famalam (in my most humble opinion kinsman)) and that was tolerated because (or instilled in the Romans, chicken or egg dillemma) Rome had great patriotism. You could not hold a public office without serving in the military, and stabbing a barbarian or two in the neck was something a Roman just did.

>>51638567
>>51638640
NO

SHUT UP

EVERY WAR IS A ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS CONTEST WHERE IF YOU PICK THE RIGHT WEAPON YOU WIN ALL THE BATTLES, FOREVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51636551
>Belgian

What ?

>>51636784
Spoony couldn't even dream reaching that level of faggotry.

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>Another Lindy thread

Yes, this is my type of thread

>>51642451
Varg is more tolerable than him

Yet another Lindy thread
>what if he starts these threads to promote his channel?

>>51642028
no clue
Memes?
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy?
Could be anything

>>51642459

I enjoy these threads because of the autism

>>51636527
SAGE

>>51643446
No, you enjoy those threads, because you are a fucking shilling troll, hell-bend on bumping this shit. The fact janitors do nothing with this only indicates how bad things are going currently for /tg/

I only watched a couple of his videos but why does he jerk of Runequest so much?

>>51643471

>it hurtz muh widdle eyes

These threads are no better than people larping when others are trying to discuss.

Enjoy your cancer, I will never this fucking place

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>>51643491
>Giving free advertisement to random internet nobody, because he can't afford clothes or a fucking banner is ok
Kys

There are times when I start missing nazimods. At least this place was kept clean. It eventually backfired horribly, but threads like this were fucking cut almost instantly.

>>51643502

Why don't you crawl to the otherchan?

They are accepting of neckbeards such as you

>>51643554
>Shilling for beige
>Bumping his threads every half hour
>HURRR YOU SHOULD ALL LEAVE DURRR

Like the other anon said - kill yourself

>>51643675

Your tears are delicious, want to get BTFO some more?

>>51643706
>get BTFO
really man? Really?
Now explain the Belgian bit

>>51643720

I am not even that guy you're speaking to, I am just baiting because I am bored.

>>51643728
Damn, I am only monitoring the thread to have that explained

>>51643488
Because he's British and above 30.
No, really, that's the entire reason.

>>51643720
>>51643743
It's a meme related with one of early videos made by beige

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>>51636527
>come to /tg/ to lindypost
>thread already up
>page 2
>me face when

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>>51636527
He is not Matt Easton.

>>51643954
Doesn't matter, Lindy could be the only person on youtube and he'd still be a clueless attention whore.

>>51643954

Literally who

>>51644082
Someone of importance, at least compared to Lindabulge

>>51644082
HEMA instructor. Posts on youtube. Good channel.

Who /nobleone/ here?

>>51644093
>>51644108

Just checked, sounds like a clueless twat. Also

>Game of Throne battle reviews

How fucking old is this guy?

>>51644113

Metatron is the only guy who can write a emoction and not make it look cringy, dude has a legit passion for the job

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>>51636527
Another day another Lindyb8 thread

>>51644163
In his early 40s.

He's actually extremely well informed. He's pretty desperate for moar views though so does that sort of thing to draw in crowds and the numbers speak for themselves.

He's the best sword channel on youtube. I don't think that's a contentious statement. He's the only person in that genre of youtubers i would ever call a genuine expert and being an antique sword dealer he always has good stuff to show on his videos.

>>51644251
>Giving sincere reply to a bait
Anon... This is beige thread. Half of the content is the OP baiting people, beause he's a fucking neet with no life and no money for a banner, thus making threads like this instead

>>51644163
Unlike most tryhard and attention whoring medieval/renaissance youtubers, he is just a simple guy who actually knows what he is talking about which is the reason he doesn't need all the fanfare.

>>51644216
He sure have passion and some knowledge. But can we say of a men that wear mail under his civilian cloth in case of knife attack but still wear a ponytail that he isnt cringy?

>>51644516

Do you mind rephrasing that second part?

English is not my first language so I don't undestand what you did said.

>>51644569
Me neither sorry, In one of his video he said that he wear a mail body armor under his normal cloth because it's useful in case of knife attack. Still he keep his hair dangerously long. that kinda cringy to me.
(He also say it's part of his legionario like training)

>>51644335
>he is just a simple guy who actually knows what he is talking about which is the reason he doesn't need all the fanfare.
Except no, other people with REAL knowledge made videos that corrected his asspull reasoning.

Besides, the majority of his videos are about one single topic:

>real life =/= video games and PnP games

What a revelation!

Several of his videos where talks about this topic clearly demonstrates that he has no clue about how such games work and how they are supposed to be played. Literally all of his arguments are "HURR DURR this isn't how it works in real life." His mind simply cannot grasp the concept of "abstraction" that is required for a game that is based on numbers and numerical dice rolls. Plus when he plays he treats even his fellow players as enemies, he actively lies to them both in character and out of character.

He is a tunnel visioned idiot that talks like all his viewers are like 4 years old children. Which, mind you, is probably not far from reality.

>>51644773
The post you're replying to wasn't talking about Lindybeige. Go back and read it.

>>51644701

Well he lives in Italy, a european country isn't probably all the violent.

Also, he really doesn't wanna cut his hair, which is weird, I guess he likes the jesus style.

>>51644701
a lot of people who do re-enactment will wear maille under their regular clothes for a period to get used to it, and if you live in a bad neighbourhood you might run the very real risk of taking a shanking in some alley.

>>51644812
>>51644819

I see, thanks

>>51637338
Ok just saying, I go to this site almost every day for the last 7 years /tg/ I mean. I have seen maybe 3 lindy threads ever. Including this one. There are so many daily annoying threads to take issue with. I dont even fan boy him, I disagree with a lot that he says.

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Lindysaged

>>51644812

Aren't knife attacks much more common in Europe than the US due to gun laws?

On top of every place having poor areas with criminal elements southern Italy is pretty up there when it comes to organised crime, gang warfare and drugs.

The murder rate might be low but violence probably ain't that uncommon.

>>51636717

why

>>51645918

Oh shit,you're right.

I just thought euroland was a nice place.

>>51645918
>Aren't knife attacks much more common in Europe than the US due to gun laws?
No

I still don't get it.

What is the consensus on Lindy?

I watched literally every one of his videos probably 4 or 5 months ago.

I thought he was at least well spoken and informed.

>>51645918
>Aren't knife attacks much more common in Europe than the US due to gun laws?
Knife attacks are more common in BRITAIN, not Europa.
There is a fucking part of a ocean between the continent, and those 2 isles.

>>51646087

Its considered "board culture" to angrily sperg at anyone on youtube who can be identified or something of sorts.

>>51646087
Because he's always half-right and occasionally really wrong.

>I don't think pikemen every really fought each other

>>51646178

I remember that and kind of thought that was bizarre.

Like kind of saying the English really didn't hate the French.

>I completely understand why people would hate the french

>>51646178

I am not defending him, but I thought pikes were huge logs of wood fixated on the floor to stop cavalry, with some spears of sort sticking in between the gaps, I am wrong? Is a pike just a spear?

>>51646243
A pike is a really long spear.

>>51646296

I feel like that's the point though, to scare horses rather than to stab infantry.

Like I don't spam Halberdiers against Champions in AOE2

>>51646296

>mfw I thought Pikes were a row of shapened tree trunks designed to stop cavalry

fuck me...

I wonder why soldiers in the napoleonic times didn't used those japanese shield things, not really shields, but planks you could set on the floor as a little wall.

They could make it thicker and add a metal face to it, it would protect a bit.

>>51636615
Nah, she'd be the younger cousin of bow-chan with an explosive temper
Club sama is an aussie with big tits.

>>51646443

Aussie with big tits....

So literally jumping on every man with a dick that is over 6ft?

He's kind of a dumbass who can't comprehend abstraction.

>>51643954
Him and the rest of HEMA ruined fantasy combat for me by making it look stupid.

>>51646378
Pikes were used against infantry all the time. The terms "Bad war" and "Push of pike" both refer to what happens when two opposing pike blocs meet head on.

The Swiss made pikes their primary offensive arm, and became the most feared mercenaries in Europe doing so.

Hellenistic-era warfare was built around the pike; at first to pin units in place while the cavalry flanked but their role grew so that the pikes were the primary attacking force. Look at any of the Roman campaigns against Macedonia or Epirus for battles mainly fought by pikes against infantry.

Pikes were used to deter cavalry, especially in the Pike&Shot era but they were more than capable of meeting other infantry and winning. In flat terrain they can make mince-meat of the oppostion with that insane reach advantage, the problems are when the terrain disrupts the formation or if they get flanked.

>>51636597
>>51637142
no.you people are retarded

Wow, my thread exploded.
Nice to see that some conversation happened despite the presence of Lindyautist.

>>51646655

You're welcome anon

>>51636784
17 hours later but are you me?

>>51646386
Two very good reasons as to why they were not:
Weight and bulk.
Fascines did it better under siege conditions. In field battles they have no place.

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>Still bumping this shit
Buy a fucking banner already

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>>51646386
I mean sometimes you could brace your pike on the ground but your probably thinking of sharpened stakes driven into the ground.

>>51645839
I've seen 3 in the last month. It's only been going on for like a month though

>>51637042
There should be a bren gun in the background

>>51646574

But fantasy combat *IS* stupid.

a spear is such a stupid weapon

hurr durr look out! im gonna stick you! haha watch out!

all you need to do is deflect it sideways and it'll go right by. literally just put your sword beside it and push it to the side as it comes forward.

a spear would only be good for fucking up horses, and killing literal retards

>>51648356
"deflect it sideways" works for every weapon ever crafted by man bar high explosives.
Even fucking tanks use angled deflective armor

>>51648356
fucking armchair generals who never even threw a punch

>>51636717
Bullocks dagger best dagger

>>51646386
Because mobility is more important than protection from a single angle.
You drive those metal pavises into the ground, and the enemy infantry just retreats outside of your firing range and relocates to your flank, where your shields will only get in the way of you reconfiguring your fire lines. Or even worse, you eat a cavalry strike from the side.
Napoleonic warfare wasn't static as hollywood would have you believe, the relatively short range of effective fire meant that maneuvering was key to winning.

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>>51649050
*Bollock

fixedthatforyou.

>>51644163
People asked for his opinions on the battles so he made some.
He deals in antique arms and is a historian.

He does a good job staying in his field of expertise or stating when he is going outside of it, setting what context he is speaking from, and when he is making speculations.

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>>51637042
>>51637101
>>51639851
>>51647979
20,000,000 hours editing image file source code directly.

>>51649376
Thank you. Auto correct is shitty sometimes

>>51644251
>best sword channel on YouTube
>not Skallagrim or some other HEMA guy

Someone end this faggot rightly

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>>51649050
Sez you. Picked this up in Herstmonceux in August.
(sunglasses for scale)

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[A POINT ABOUT CHESS]

A few days ago I was playing a game of chess, great game everyone loves it. So I sat down with my mate and he asked me "black or white?"
"What do you mean, black or white?"
"Do you want to play as the black pieces or the white pieces"
"Ah, of course..... why does it matter?"
"Well, the white pieces go first"
The white pieces go first? That's an enormous advantage for the white player. And why does white even go first? This is not how historical battles happened. You didn't just have two armies marching to the field and deciding "alright, your colors are brighter. You can go first". If that were the case everyone would be wearing white. What I instead propose is that you make your first move at the same time, and then simply move all the pieces as fast as you can. It's a lot more realistic and makes a lot more sense.

[The French had a lot of white flags during the Hundred Years War, didn't really help them in the end]

LINDYBEIGE!!!

[Video link: 99 things England did better than France]
[Video link: British sniper rifle penetrates five German tanks (demonstration)]

>>51649776
>Matt
>Not a HEMA guy

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>>51649884

>>51649892
Don't take such low quality bait

>>51649892

My bad I'm retarded and thought you guys were talking about Lindy. Matt was actually the other guy I like on YouTube besides Skalla. I only found Matt because Skallagrim doesn't do claymores and other large weapons as much but Matt does. Although I think Matt said he was mostly a saber guy if I'm not mistaken?

>>51636527
>Does he have a point about spears?
What did he say about spears?

>>51649806
>not giving opponents the dagger dong

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>>51650015
>mfw death by dick

>>51649988
The saber is his favorite sword and the one he personally trains the most on.

>>51637142
What about Greatsword-chan and Polearm-san?

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>>51650015
>yfw stabbed straight through your buff coat

>>51643954
Oh look, it's the Hemagoblin

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>>51649884

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>>51649806
I've owned both bollock and rondel daggers, but the bollock dagger attracted the attention of women in a more obvious, positive manner. And it's a conversation starter, gotta be a whole bunch of times I got asked 'why does your knife have balls?' or words to the effect of that. They also like codpieces, especially ones that look like dicks, not just bulges.

And that's why bollock daggers are better, fightan qualities be damned.

>>51650256
I knew skulking around on rafters in black robes was killing my chances with women.
I shall festoon myself with penes forthwith!

>>51636527
I like him. He is entertaining and I get to learn some stuff.

>>51649568
nailed it

>>51648164
Only if you're a pedantic sperg.

>>51636527
I mean, yeah he's a bit of a teaaboo, but he makes for some comfy listening and interesting points, as long as you fact check him.

t. teanigger

He's pretty good

>>51652666
STOP BUMPING IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

BUY A FUCKING BANNER!

>>51652666
He's shit and always wrong, while your shilling is just fucking tiresome. Find yourself a job rather than being a fucking neet triggering people out of boredom.

>>51649568
10/10

>>51636527
>some retard internet celebrity is the cause of distress
>not "polearms thread" shitstorm
/tg/ really has changed

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>make a point about spears

L I N D Y B E I G E

>>51639048
Yeah, for those you need a nice oar.

>>51650102
Greatsword would be Sword-Sama grown up and Polearm would be Spear's sister

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>>51649568
I'm happy you included Bren gun in there, because nothing triggers me more than that one video.

>>51657213

Why is everyone upset about the bren gun?

>>51657489

Lindy orgasmed over how amazing it was and how it it remained in service long after the war ended, while shitting on "Spandau" (both MG-34 and MG-42) in every regard and saying how the design was so shit that they were scrapped after the war, disregarding the fact that MG-3 uses almost the same design as MG-42.

>>51657489

Because he had an obvious bias and forgot to include a number of factors on why the germans were destined to lose.

I wont get into it, but its basically the video that makes all of /k/ hate him, and the same reason why the stormfags on /pol/ hate him too.

>>51650172
you know he actually likes that insult, he finds it funny.

>>51657580

So, he finds being called a tard funny?

>>51657580
>>51658171
>Trying to cause shitstrorm
>Bumping own bait
You are not the brightest guy

But then again, you keep making those threads, so the concept of intelligence doesn't catch a hold on you.

Also, a short memo for guys who assume "hitting bump limit is the only way", since apparently it's not obvious to you all

It's not working.
I mean sure, it gets the thread off /tg/, but also gives the reason for the sperg making them to start anew.
Leaving this shit for his own bumps means a single thread will remain on page for few days, always in the tail end of the catalog, with nothing but his desperate bumps and bait.

I really fucking miss nazimods now

>>51658466
>>51658171
>>51657580

Samefag

>>51657521

That and the fact that the MG34 was a work of art.

If nothing else, that two-stage trigger is great.

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>>51658541
>Le samefag!
>From randomly picked posts
>Said by the guy bumping the thread from page 6
Try harder, faggot

>>51658628

bump for L I N D Y B E I G E

I don't get it... this is so gay! To shitpost about Lindy... when you don't even play!

>>51636527
Spears! Heals!

Lindy in the front page

>>51659322

checked

Lindybeige!

>>51660811

>Another set of dubs

>>51637142
>Axe is qt genki tomboi

I-I want to see Akusu-kun to wear a ribbon in her hair and blush when I say she looks cute!

>>51637142
>>51650102
>>51657157

>Supiiro-Chan
Reliable girl, childhood friend, kind and supportive, often overlooked and thus jealous, reason for many pouting reaction pics

>Paiku-Senpai/Poruaamo-Senpai
Big sister of Supiiro, motherly, great housewife, many ara-ara~s

>Shirudo-Kun
MC, often dense, passive, overall good performing student

>Backura-Chan
Shiruod's little sister, kuudere, often entering the scene and disturbing a girl's advances.

>Suwoodu-San
Queen-bee, beautiful, good grades, a bit conceited and the resident tsundere

>Kureimo-Senpai
Teasing older sister of Suwoodu, excels in sports, works as idol and basically worshipped by orbiters, often ridicules her little sister

>Meesu-San
Glasses wearing class president, teacher's pet, formidable grades, straight man and often butt of jokes, also resident nerd going "akshuallee"

>Akusu-kun
Resident tomboy hothead, excels in sports and loves food, which leads to secret cooking skills, often making fun of Meesu and throwing bitchfights with Suwoodu

>Fuureiru-san
Clumsy airhead exchange student, mediocre in academia and sports, but great singing skills and surprisingly dextrous when dancing, often adored by boys due to her exotic appeal

>Dega-Chan
Little sister of Suwoodu, nosey, provoking, exposing Suwoodu's weakpoints

>>51661575
>Kureimo
For the life of me I cannot figure out what this is supposed to be. Something about cream?

blubururlblurlburbump

>tfw you can't make a Lindybeige thread in the morning because this one won't plz go.

>>51661806
Claymore

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>>51642028
His last name doesn't sound very British.

LINDYBEIGE

>>51649806
WHAT SIZE SUNGLASSES?

>>51662670
"Nikolas Lloyd" doesn't sound very British?

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>>51650107
>filename

>>51662670
he's literally named the same as a brand of tea

>>51636527
Spears usually have their own points

>>51662234
What this anon said >>51658491

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>>51638531

>>51667741
>This is how life of a neet looks like

>>51638640
People forget this so often. The Punic Wars are perfect examples of how Rome could withstand haymakers in ways many other societies at the time could not.

>Lose an army and a navy
>Raise another and spend years building a fleet at massive expense
>Lol we win

>>51641444
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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I'm not really a fan. He's got a very english opinion of alot of things, meaning he's kinda pretentious.

>>51636527
had to check I wasn't on /his/

>>51638508
Fighting members of civilised races is wrong, fighting non-whites is a matter of culling.

Hey guys, i'm back from work. Did I miss anything?

>>51638287

Auxilliaries and Late Roman soldiers actually did use spears.

>>51638287
I take a bit of issue with a presumably ancient Roman author making a reference to the Titanic.

>>51669219
>literally only one ship ever was sunk by an iceburg, and it was the Titanic

Stop shilling, Celine.

>>51661575
what do all these names mean

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>>51669646
Supiiro - Spear
Paiku/Poruaamo - Pike/Polearm
Shirudo - Shield
Backura - Buckler
Suwoordu - Sword
Kureimo - Claymore Actually wrong, should be クレイモア, so Kureimoa
Messu - Mace
Akusu - Axe
Fuureiru - Flail
Dega - Dagger

>>51661575
I'd watch melee Upotte.

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>>51661575
>master of ara ara~
>not Rapuyero-sama

>>51661575
So who wins the Shieldbowl in the end?

>>51668971
Also early Roman soldiers essentially fought in phalanxes like pretty much everyone else at the time. Oh, and pre-Marian reforms the most veteran and experienced soldiers in the Roman army (Triarii) fought using spears.

>>51661575
>Fuureiru-san
>Clumsy airhead exchange student, mediocre in academia and sports, but great singing skills and surprisingly dextrous when dancing, often adored by boys due to her exotic appeal

When she is made to stop dancing suddenly, she invariably falls or gets hurt.

Ewww
This faggot's diatribe about refugees

fucking low-testosterone cuck

>>51645918
0.0000036 Knife Murders per capita in England and Wales.
0.0000050 Knife murders per capita in the US.

So like 60% more in the US. We just fucking love killing people over here.

I find it pathetic that some of you retards have actually started to watch this fuckign failed actor as some sort of larp senpai
fuck off already

>>51672299
>This faggot's diatribe about refugees
Oh? Can you link me? I haven't watched this guy in months but I'm willing to soil my clean sheet to hear this guy go on about rapefugees with my browser in incognito mode. I'd feel dirty otherwise..

>>51672788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtiTNHPfyo

>>51672788
It had nothing to do with refugees, it's the classic "they are here for our jobs" about job migrants.
Aka - old Brit is ranting about shit he believes in, only this Brit is 30, not 70

>>51673312
>migrants
>taking jobs
>not leeching off welfare

Lindy needs to update his script.

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>>51638531

>>51636527
>point
>about spears
kek

>>51641350
made me chuckle

>>51644701
>italians
>cutting hair

Mate we either wear it long or we wear it short. There is no go-between.

>>51636527
If he doesn't then is just a quarterstaff

>>51636527
Since the Lloyd-threads will never cease, so long as it nets Lloyd 1 single subscriber on youtube, I have decided to begin posting excerpts from his old website, every time I see one of these.

This is one of Lloyds poems.
They can all be found at: http://www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/poetry/poems.html

AN INCOMPLETE LIFE: By Lloyd.

He first saw the sun when it rose over the bell of a French horn.
Tuning up for school orchestra, she had attempted an F sharp.
The result put approximation to shame and resounded off wood-block floors.
She felt his levelled gaze and turned, and he beheld the dawn.
Embarrassment sent scattering by the humour in wrinkled eyes,
Her beaming face seared the lad who left by the awkward flappy doors.

>>51674196
/2

Tuesdays and Thursdays he would go to see the back of her head,
To feel the infinite charm of that messy hair held up with an old HB,
To slide his trombone close, toying as the timpanis pounded, but never to touch.
Then there was the day when she said "Shall we go for a cup of tea?" She led.
That dismal cafe remains a beacon in his passing life.
To Aberdeen's stone academe she went.
How much did he miss her?
Much.

The telephone is a marvel, but it cannot compete
With the Martins and Davids who are actually there,
And the lad had no right to demand that they meet,
The lad had no right to demand that she care.

>>51674200
/3
So he went to uni too, but not to Aberdeen,
Met Charlottes and Megans, danced to "Come on Eileen",
But the Megans and Charlottes all stood in the shade
Of the shadow that dawn over French horn had made.
His brain had been altered and now set in its ways.
Love was defined, love set in stone.
Love involved teas and HBs and those things alone
Oh - apart from heartache, frustration, and an unringing 'phone.

Winter set in. This one was to last
For the lad, then the man, mind nailed to the past.
He might glimpse the sun, perhaps once a year,
But he understood, had knowledge, not fear
That the shadow was with him, would be every hour,
And his life would be simple: bitter and sour.
He would plod through the tunnel, eat, sleep, and shit,
Bear in mind he was British, and show some true grit.
He harboured no hatred, they would always be friends.
She now lives with another, and this story now ends.

BUT,

>>51674207
/4
Tunnels have two ends, and both let in light.
For our hero, now ageing, remembers the night
His heart proved adaptive, could love more than one.
For there, in the library, shone a second sun.

Introduction was easy - she was reading his favourite book.
In short time, despite their whispers, they drew officious glowers,
And adjourned to the cafe for coffee
(Coffee? Can coffee work? Yes, coffee is fine).
It didn't matter a jot that she had a different look.
Their coffees went cold. They talked there for hours.
Finally - this was the one that he'd sought.
Soulmates exist! She even agreed with his rather unusual take on Dostoyevski.
She felt the same weird way!

"World," he thought, "I've made my choice. I want this one!"
Her hair wasn't messy - it was short and neat and perfect.
She wore glasses, and they were adorable.
But meetings in libraries, they weren't enough.
He'd waited too long, he wanted more of this stuff.
It was pleasant enough to give coffee a stir,
But dammit and blast it, he wanted HER.

>>51674118
How do you go from short to long?

>>51674212
/5
The blaze of her light made his old shadow turn pale,
But he was now older, had no time left to fail.

"I'll be back in five months. We can carry on then."
"Oh yes? Going anywhere horrible?"
"Ha ha. Fossil-hunting trip to Kenya. My ex-boyfriend organised it ages ago."
"Ah. Might that prove awkward?"
"Very."

Telephones are passé - now it's e-mail and better: Skype.
The images can freeze sometimes, but it doesn't do to gripe.
Late night long sessions of get-to-know-me chatter.
Should he keep it light? Is that right? Or cut to the heart of the matter?
The calls got rarer, then rarer still.
He began to get concerned.
Little news, then less, until,
After she returned...

Her smile was sympathetic, as the too-long pause did linger,
And his civil gaze dropped down to see the ring upon her finger.

His sun set over the train that left the station with the girl he couldn't win,
And he saw that he had his old shadow back, but now, he had its twin.

>>51674215

By shouting hard until it grows, SSJ3 was a homage to the Italian way of growing hair

>>51674217
/6
The end.
Lloyd is such a multitalent. Next, I think I'll share his opinion-piece on the place of women in society.

>>51674223
Neat.

>>51670043
I was thinking about Kureimo after I had already posted, but I wasn't sure how to correct it to I let be.

>>51670056
Only if they actually did something with the yuri or left it out, altogether.

>>51670167
Repia-Sensei is the dashingly handsome and cool teacher that the girls often bring up what a man should be like to bully Shirudo.

Or alternatively the smoking hot physical ed teacher that used to do gymnastics back in her youth.

>>51671776
This is an ongoing series. No girl ever wins the Shirudo bowl, much to the chagrin of weebs worldwide.

>>51672145
It's pottery, I tell you!

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>>51674266
She probably chastises the girls for seeking Shirudo-kun while simultaneously creeping on Dega-chan.

>>51636527
Maybe, but when it comes to blades Matt Easton has an edge on him.

>>51644819
>maille
Cease this, donglord

>>51644516
>It's the long hair is disadvantageous in a fight meme

Come on, frattelino. Unless you go buzzcut or clean shave you can always be grabbed by the hair, and actually the closer by the skull the more efficient.

I have a buzzcut and Raf could kick my ass up and down the valley.

>>51638640
>>51638567
Rome was like a NFL team coming to play highschool ball, they were a modern army, a true total war nation, they could crank out armies and navies that could be replaced like none before.

>>51648356
have you ever tried to deflect a heavy spear? when you try to push it away and move forward all they need to do is reposistion their feet, and draw back to still have you in kill range

>>51659125
I didn't think I'd see SivHD on /tg/ desu

>>51674227
On their back and thinking of Britain?

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>>51649884
spot on

You have a nine foot wooden pole and it's time to stick a metal bit on the end.

What sort of metal bit do you choose?

>>51675149
A pointy one