/ss13/ - Second Time's A Charm Edition

>>51596381
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>>51596437
Anything that takes priority?

>>51597089
Big differences between d20 code and other codebases.

New-medical, new-genetics, d20's fire triangle, the need to eat/drink/rest, etc.

We playing today?

>>51597136
Might be a good idea to start with hose pages.

burn in hell, vote spammer

>>51602021
behead all those who vote!

So Hippie is actually going down, God bless

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Got fucking banned. for voting restart after atmos exploded on a 4 day dwarf and then i appapently logged? Wtf happend to this server and wheres Nernums

>>51603038
Huh? Can an admin clarify on this?

>>51603088
>>51603038
i can confirm you got banned lmao

>>51603038
>spam vote restart on Dorf until it goes through on a technicality
>server completely empty after restart
>spammed a vote to restart and then decided after spamming votes he didn't want to play

Goddamn right you got fucking banned.

>>51603038
>spammed vote restart without any ooc chatter
>didnt stick around afterward to keep playing
>completely destroyed the world because he was too much of a bitch to rebuild or repair and too much of a cuck to speak up beforehand
Hm. It looks an awful lot like grief from here.

>>51603141
Im sorry if it looked like griefing it wasn't though kinda had to go eat as soon as I hit restart and I closed out of byond. Once again sorry. Ive been playing d20 for a while. Even when it was dead I would come on.

>>51603038
>spamming vote restart like a retard
your fault friend

>>51603343
Did it twice Im sorry.

>>51603343
Why do you need to push out a ban? Community is small as it is already.

>>51603199
I'd say you can suck a juicebox for a few days for nuking an ongoing dorf round without cause, but not more than that. We need people.

>>51603393
not the one who banned him but he's a bit of a moron

>>51603343
This is how our shitty community dies


pls dont go man that got banned

i love you;(

>>51603630
"a bit of a moron" well okay then that should remove 3/4th of our playerbase then

god fucking damnit why

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>>51603630
>>51603686
>>51603650
See ya guys in 60 days I guess but whatever. have fun

>>51603420
Aus Fag here,
Fuck it Ill play, whats the Dorf server IP you keep talking about?

>>51603686
>god fucking damnit why
/vg/stationfag who comes to /tg/ for OSR and Worldbuilding threads here. o/
I just ducked in for a lookie-loo and that dude outright said, "I did something sketchy, I have no defense, I'll eat the ban."

>>51603736
Rhymanon?

WEW
The ban stays.

[18:31:14]VOTE: Restart vote started by Pouchythepirate.
[18:33:16]VOTE: <b>Restart Vote</b>
<b>Restart Round:</b> 1
<b>Continue Playing:</b> 3
<b>Vote Result: Continue Playing</b>
[18:48:47]GAME: Pouchythepirate/(Scruffy Waterson) triggered a fueltank explosion.
[18:48:47]GAME: Explosion with size (-1, 0, 2, 2) in area TEG room (126,123,1)
[18:48:47]GAME: Explosion with size (0, 1, 5, 5) in area TEG room (126,123,1)
[18:48:48]GAME: Explosion with size (-1, 0, 2, 2) in area TEG room (126,123,1)

>>51603775
who? Im just a new fag at ss13, Dick Dellington is the usual name

>>51603736
It's the same IP, they just cycle the map about every other weekend to Dorf.
Dorf mode is a spiff off of Dwarf Fortress, a game with disturbingly consistent parallels to SS13.

The idea is that everyone starts on and work together to improve an under-supplied and under-stocked station. A lot of mining, exploration, salvaging, and mob battles especially since Freeman made it his mission to turn carp into harbingers of doomsday

The rounds can last for days. They tend to crash CPUs before ending in IC loss.

>>51603948
>>51603736
IP is the same as in the OP

76.16.8.127:28014

>>51603969
Considering how useless I am at this game, This sounds amazing. I will be the greatest Hauler / red shirt dorf ever.

Likewise I am fully aware of dwarf fortress, it is the holy grail of games.

>>51603993
>Considering how useless I am at this game,
Even in normal rounds, ALWAYS ask other players to teach you.
Dorf Fort is a great opportunity to learn, b/c no antags.

>>51604034
You assume I want to be good at this game instead of a perpetual janitor / chaplain / Internal affairs agent. God I love me some IAA... I prepare the most glorious reports.

>>51603686
looks like he's already been permabanned and banned multiple times for lolsorandom plasma greif as captain he can stay banned for longer

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>>51603807

>>51604136
Do try and initiate dialogue while throwing these sick bans around, though. "Buyers are liars" and all that jazz, I know, but genuine players can get burned off if everyone is treated like a career criminal from the start.

>his notes though
Yeah, from 2015.

>>51603716
DOWN WITH FREEMAN

>>51604367
I didn't throw his ban around nigger astv did
ive yet to see anyone already banned previously for epic uninspired head griff redeem themselves anywhere, if they actually want to change and learn I wouldn't have to check their ckey's notes or ban history because I wouldn't think to

playing like a normal person is not fucking hard to do

>>51603716
fucking home invasion in progress
should have got your ass torn to shreds, poacher shithead

>>51604085
>You assume I want to be good at this game
>instead of a perpetual janitor / chaplain / Internal affairs agent.
Those aren't mutually exclusive.

Being able to do things in is pinch can save your life when things go to shit.
And the more tools in your belt, the more free toys you have as an tag.
And beyond that, you can just... opt not to contribute to the station. Beyond your role, at least.

>>51604653
LONG LIVE FREEMAN

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>>51603807
Honestly didnt mean to do that forgot i had the moist nugget in my hand and clicked left click intead of right click.

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What a tragedy. Here's the last screenshot I took.

>>51611285
That box in the top left is 4 SMESs with nuke cells surrounded by double reinforced walls and shields.

S.C.R.U.B. and I built it to power the station if anything went wrong with the TEG.

Also, why did you jackasses constantly make my Medbay into a fucking disaster? Fuck.

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>>51611482

How many people actually still play regularly? It's been forever since I played when we were down to maybe a dozen at most.

>>51613603
I didn't know you could make a server worse than /vg/

>>51614410
What about Hippie?

EMERGENCY BUMP

LET'S PLAY A ROUND FUCK IT

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Please, I'm lonely

>>51618118
foin

>>51613350
>going brain dead in hard suits
>going brain dead in public dorms and trying to lock down the room like a panic bunker
Assholes.

6 on by the way

>>51618118
>>51618937
this is what happens when you ban the entire userbase

>>51619625
Got unbanned its all good! Thanks admins

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>>51619625
we wouldn't have to ban the 'entire userbase' if they weren't fucking braindead retarded and actually learned anything
>guy tries respawning as sec on his third life to metagriff his murderer
>zip zop zooms straight to his location
>gets caught choking him, bwoinked after he finishes hitting 'kill' on his grab
>watch him try multiple different excuses to justify the fact that he hasn't read the rules at all over the last three bans for EXACTLY THE SAME SHIT
>'i didn't want to kill him'
>'it was a prank!'
>'i bumped into him totally on accident! i didn't even know he was there'
>'i just wanted to rough him up!'
>finally resorts to what was basically
>'well i'm black and he hurt my feelings so its okay!'
wish i'd permabanned the faggot weeks ago but apparently we're supposed to believe this kind of shitter can actually be redeemed
god do i miss the actually intelligent players

>>51620469
Wait, does this mean that Father Relaxe is finally fucking perma'd?

Great. Now we can just get rid of his sockpuppets as we go, and we'll finally have a good server again.

>>51620510
relaxe hasn't been around for over a year and if you genuinely believe this sockpuppet shit you're chasing shadows
sorry about your bogeyman

>Server is deader then dead.

Did I just miss a round or has no one been on for hours?

>>51620830
I was playing, I'll hop back on.

>>51620830
a round just ended
somehow starting to gather steam again now though, 4 players in the lobby.

3 players, YOU are the reason the server is dead you non-joining fuck.

7 players are on.

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I'm scared to try this game.

Firstly, it's super complex so there's going to a be a long and shaky learning phase.

But most confusingly, the rules are contradictory.

>You have a traitor who is supposed to do some bad objective, which can be straight up kill people.

>everyone else is supposed to find and kill the traitor while otherwise performing their roles.

Okay, that makes sense. I used to play a W3 mod called Parasite/Phase Killer/Metastasis/Zerg Infestation that was essentially that same premise.

But you can be banned for killing? Even if its killing the Traitor? Even if you ARE the Traitor?

That doesn't make any sense at all.

But most of the stories in these threads are roughly 50% stories about how people murdered everyone in silly ways. Does that mean killing isn't bannable?

Can someone clarify this?

>>51622374
Different servers, different rules.
Read the fucking rules for the server you join.

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>>51622374
Each server is different on the ruleset. Essentially our ruleset is you can kill without getting in trouble as long as it isn't because they looked at you wrong, or don't make it a habit.

You're allowed to do anything as antag as long as you don't do it over and over and make it stale.

Basically rule of cool is our ruleset, and only people who try to grab a weapon every round and find ways to "validly" kill people is what gets a person banned, or respawn abusing which is using prior character knowledge as a new character.

>>51622374
>long and shaky learning phase
Don't worry, everyone is still in the learning phase.

Rule clarification:
On d20 we're rules-light, low administration. Killing people as not the traitor: iffy, but fine as long as you aren't murdering everyone for no appreciable reason. Expect a "hey wtf r u doin" from an admin if you murder people indiscriminately.
Killing people as the traitor: 100% fine, remove at your heart's content, just don't do shit like spawncamp or deliberately prolong the round (game session) to murder more people.
Killing the traitor: see "killing as not the traitor". If you have a positive ID, a lynch mob, etc: RIP the traitor or presumed traitor.

tl;dr Pick your targets unless you're the traitor (or antag to be generic).

>>51622548
>>51622590

Thank you for the clarification!

I guess reading a bunch of different server rules was what had me so confused, but the rules as you state them seem pretty sensible.

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>>51622724
I should also clarify that the objective of the game is not to find out the traitor and "win", but it's more so to have fun and make a great story. Pic related.

>>51622836

Wow, that is hilarious.

Think next game I play I'm going to learn the new medical system. Is there much more to it besides what's linked in the OP? Aside from the usual stuff like cloning, med scanning and viral.

Next time we do Everyone is John in game, I'll roll with the rules that we swap everytime someone fails a roll instead of being passed out.

>>51623286
Yeah sorry I kind of bailed but other stuff was happening on the station and that was enough to catch my interest.

>>51620611
Fucking prove it. Prove that he is not the one personally responsible for ruining the server and tanking the playerbase numbers.

For fuck's sake, he even DDOSes the thing when he feels he "lost" a round.

>>51624028
the burden of proof is on the prosecuting party friend

>they're actually defending father relaxe
Just when I thought this server was recovering. Jesus christ.

>>51624046
All those times the server goes down? It's him. It always coincides with one of his sockpuppets playing, and him dying during the round, even if it's his own fault from trying to refill a lit welder or something or spacing himself while trying to dispose of the body of some innocent he killed in a fit.

>>51624190
post screenies

>>51620469
>>'well i'm black and he hurt my feelings so its okay!'
Seems familiar. Really activates your almonds, doesn't it? A certain literal nigger shitposter who wouldn't stop crying about R&D being OP and the admin team being a "Star Chamber"?

What's your relationship with /tg/station? Do you share a codebase, or port back & forth?

>>51624897
d20 branched from NT code in 2014 and has heavily modified it since then.

d20 is unaffiliated with TGstation and exists because a few of us feel TGstation is no longer /tg/ related in any way but for two letters.

d20 is hosted by a fa/tg/guy, coded by fa/tg/guys, /k/ommandos, whatever /ck/ calls themselves, and more.

We also boast the addition of "Dorf mode", based on Dwarf Fortress. Players must work together to build and mine starting only with the bare necessities on a hostile asteroid laden with loot and dangerous fauna. Also carp migrations. Dear god the carp.

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>>51625149
cu/ck/s is what you're looking for friendO.

Dorf mode sounds neat, always wanted an mp dwarf fortress and ss13 has often felt close. Isn't setting up atmos from scrap a pain tho? Electrical wiring? Ever have an ai?

>>51622374
>super complex


Are you retarded?

As someone who was here for the very first thread, it's bizarre that you guys are s still running.

Is it common knowledge that Freeman was considered a griefer and shitlorde supreme for the first several months he played here? The thread flame wars were savage.

>>51624897
Oh hey Now, how's it going ya Wales-nerd?

Finally Gideon has a pal.

>>51625783
The starting station is already piped and wired, but only a very basic setup. The air supply is hooked to a single air canister, power is run through a single SMES and a PAC-MAN, etc etc.

While you can't spawn in as a cyborg or AI on Dorf, players can still build them with proper research. pAI devices can also be directly inserted into cyborg chassis, mech suits, and I think AI cores if you want to go that route.

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>>51622374
>>51625890
>Firstly, it's super complex so there's going to a be a long and shaky learning phase.
it's kind of like dorf fortress, where it all looks really complicated and intimidating to a new player because of all the weird little verbs and options and buttons and what the fuck is that on your HUD
but it's not hard to learn, and quickly becomes second nature.

if you can get a cigarette packet and a lighter from a vending machine and successfully have a smoke, you've more or less got the basics down.

as far as rules go, there's a rules button that shows you all of them. the biggest one is respawn abuse - people respawning with the same name and appearance, or respawning to try to get one over on the person who killed them last life. other than that, we're relatively light on all that shit.

>>51625783
>>51627786
atmos is pretty easy to set up from scratch to be honest
most of the 'atmos is complicated' stuff comes from the fact that metastation's atmos is an overdesigned, cancerous tumour that some mapper's esssentially pre-built their own atmos autism setup in. if you took out all the canister mixing shit from that you'd have something half the size
the most basic atmos recycling system is just two filters going from scrubber loop to distro loop for oxygen and nitrogen, then shooting everything else into space.

>>51624190
i'm actually curious to know how you've figured all this, like how do you know when he's supposed to be DDOSing, or how he's feeling at any given moment? your psychic powers may be useful to your country, my friend.
also if you don't tell us who these sockpuppets are supposed to be there is literally nothing to work off of.

I'm unfortunate enough to know Father Relaxe IRL. Can confirm that he has occasionally DDOS'd servers after he dies like a little bitch.

>>51629076
I've not jumped onto /d20station/ before though, I normally stick to goonstation because I find the UI slightly less incredibly infuriating.

I've got a hand-eye coordination disorder so it's actually a much bigger deal than it sounds.

>>51629076
do you like, watch him play or something
also are you going to actually tell us who these supposed sockpuppets are or are you going to keep dodging that question because you don't actually have an answer and are just shitposting.
man i wish you actually were psychic, that'd be rad.

>>51629281
Different person than the dude talking about sockpuppets, bro. I went to CEGEP with him and we used to play together on campus at lunch. It was awful.

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>>51629304
okay, unidentified anon

>>51629373
it was like two years ago, I have no fucking idea if he still even does it anymore. I just know he did at one point and he bragged about it. I came into the thread to see if /tg/'s ss13 community was any better than goon's and

went "oh neat i knew that guy", ffs

also if you jackasses are the admins no wonder your server's dying, you come off as people about as fun as a shit-covered marzipan dildo.

>>51625970
yes
ive redirected my autism to codework

>>51602478
Hippie is back in style with YOUR code as a base. End this meme.

>>51629529
And by
>YOUR
you mean?

>>51629583
I mean we rebased using modern /tg/ code. It's pretty neat, but half our original features still need to be ported.

>>51629625
Not to beat a dead horse but d20station code is NOT TGstation code and never has been.

It's like no one reads the OP and they just come in to shitpost.
What happened to "be excellent to each other"?

>>51629419
>come into thread
>claim x out of the blue with absolutely nothing to back it up
>this is pointed out to you
>you guys are jackasses! why won't you believe me at face value?
sorry bud, no dice

>>51629529
>>51629625
so not actually our code
didn't we already mention way up in the thread that we were using a variant of ntcode and that /tg/station weren't affiliated with us?

>>51626970
Heyo, fellow.

Been playing on /tg/station for 5 1/2 years, as it turns out. Figured I'd look at d20, hoping the feature shock doesn't drive me mad.

>>51628925
>if you can get a cigarette packet and a lighter from a vending machine and successfully have a smoke, you've more or less got the basics down.
The last time I tried that, I set maint on fire.

>>51630847
If there's purple shit in the air, don't light anything or you're in for !!!FUN!!!

>>51631024
>this nigga can't get a sme to run stable while on fire
Firechamber SMEs are the best SMEs because everybody freaks the fuck out when they see it.

>>51629680
>spoiler
You got mad.

>>51631159
>SME
what

>>51632747
Supermatter Engine.
Blow it up right and you can destroy the universe!

Cmon nerds scruffys getting lonely on the server

I tried joining a while back but there was no one online.

Also there was no option to be clown so 0/10
I think that might have just been because it was on Dorf mode though.

>>51634806
Pretty sure you can be clown on Dorf.

Were you logged in with a BYOND account? If you're not logged in you can only be aTourist or a Hobo.

Fucking christ. All fun being a hobo till someones gotta ruin it.

>>51634968
You attacked me with a crowbar multiple times nigger, and you're still bitter after I pulled you to crit.

It's like Slare but doesn't carry the armory in his bag.

>>51635066
You dont go into another hobos home and im not black so dont call me nigger. You fuck

>>51635143
You also don't resolve every situation with running up to them with a saw in one hand and a broken bottle in the other, shitster.

I'm not mad but don't whine in the thread for getting your shit rocked.

Its the way of the hobo rules dont apply to us
>>51635166

>>51635186
I'm fine with street rules just don't whine about the consequences of them, especially before the round is over.

Also in other news I need hobo images for my SS13 folder.

>>51635253
Whatever dude

Also breaking news, 8 players.

I was gonna make you cyber scruffy but for some reason limb removal was not an option.

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This is why I have antag turned off.

Also Scruffy, when your partner got poisoned by the outbreak of plasma and dragged off by the cargo tech, I ate her and became her.

Oh lol yea i had to go eat but at least we exterminated za hobo race

I'm not sure if it's been a round since then, but I want to thank scruffy for losing every fight he was in so I could learn a bit more about the medical system. I feel like I was cheesing it a bit though. Fix up the wounds with bruise packs, set a few bones, throw them in the sleeper to top off the rest. Seemed way too easy for the beatings he took. What about organs? Blood was only an issue once. Until we got a full medical wiki I'm kind of in the dark here.

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Cmon nerds get back on im back

>>51637099

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_medicine

Everything you need.

Surgery and chemistry are the only two where you need any real knowledge.

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>be changling Kaide JEWell
>Forgot to take off my last name goddamnit
>Cargo, and the other two are security officers. There's also a few hobos.
>I try to think up a way to beat two sec officers, and decide I'll strip them after beating them in laser tag
>Order the crates, grab glubs and belt, and metal and glass.
>Get knocked into no-stamina for 10 minutes by hobos, shock the doors to cargo and three doors below the vending below brig.
>Shock people randomly, get toner and blue up cargo
>Eventually I hear that the gas chamber blew up in the brig, and head over with an engineer
>One of the guards are in crit and there's plasma everywhere in perma
>I offer to take him to medbay, and the engineer tails me but stops at dorms
>I take a sharp turn into chapel and maint to eat him.
>I stuff his husked corspe and my old stuff into a locker and become him
>Head over to the Brig and act Nazi-y to Scruffy in order to keep up the act. I have no idea how the guy talked but I don't think anyone realized
>I couldn't find any loyalty implants but Scruffy doesn't notice that I'm not implanted.

cont.


>>51637099
Just yelled at goo to make the medical wiki pages. Make hemoglobin stimulant, but I don't know the recipe. Check the pastebin in the OP, there should be a guide for now.

>>51637381
Don't listen to this nerd.

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>>51637424
>Hear that the hobos have made botany their kingdom, I break into the armory and we get geared
>The hobo eggs brig but sees us and runs
>I yell to run since they know we were arming up and threatened them
>We run over to botany, and they've blocked the entrance
>I cook a flashbang and throw it in there, hitting both
>Scruffy slips on water, I magdump the two hobos
>Lee asks for the organs, but I don't want them getting cloned
>Make the excuse that Jews don't have human organs
>Dump the bodies off and magdump two more hobo respawns, clown intervenes but gets away with a corgi
>Try to use a cleaner grenade from a hobo's bag for the blood, it makes a hole and I breathe in some plasma
>Get to medbay and suspect Lee heavily, he heals me up and my mangle so I pass it off
>Scruffy goes braindead
>Call the shuttle and get the slime extract after magdumping a mime
>Lee waits outside, and has a Cleaner grenade
>Now I have a direct connection to him and the hobo, he cooks and drops the grenade
>Run and taze, gently laser
>Get to medbay, the clown has Scruffy's stuff
>He's on the bed, I jump in the bin and magdump him and then laser
>I run out of ammo so I have to scalp him
>Get made retarded
>Magdump with my last mag on an engineer, and scalp
>Make it to escape and lock both doors
>I try to transform and I only have two transformations
>I don't want to risk it, go back and cut my way out to get Lone Lee's genomes with a sting
>Make it back, and try to get a mask so I can look like Lee on the shuttle and still breathe since sec mask blocks the face
>Out pops the original engineer
>He tries to soap me, the shuttle takes off
>I laser him and run out of charge
>Throw him a few times, eventually get him off the shuttle in transit through an opened door
> I get thrown out myself and try to positive think my way back onto the shuttle
>Die

Tell me how I should've done this better, I'm a really shit antag and I hate ruining fun but I needed shuttle called and no greytide

>>51637517
And by getting thrown out myself, I mean badmin'd.

It was funny, but don't say I didn't accomplish my goals when it was Divine Intervention.

Thank you Relaxe for ruining yet another round. Fuckwit.

>>51637517
Hell you had me convinced.

>>51629419
He bragged to his work mates about DDOSing servers? Wow. How did he do it from the computers at this company or whatever, or what? Isn't that illegal?

You should report him to the authorities.

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>>51632806
>>51632747

>>51638676
What sort of scrub gets positive kelvin on their atmos deathtrap?

>>51638980
>positive kelvin
think about what you just said

>>51639397
I know damn well what I said.

bump of life

>preform insane medical experiments in the name of learning
>station is utter madness as a result
>decide to nuke station to cover up
>as the station shakes, notice a ckey I've not seen before
>once the server stabilizes, ckey is gone

My bad musclegirl. Welcome to d20 I guess?

>>51640205
I'm australian and my internet is shit. I'm still downloading resources. Gimme a while.

>it's fucking empty.

It's been about 8 months since I last asked.

Virology any good yet?

Guess it's time to redownload BYOND

>>51640579
weve wholesale deleted virology from the code base

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Server starts, has low population; low energy. Many such cases. Sad!

I used to play a bunch on /vg/ about 5 years ago. How different is this? Do you think I'd be able to pick it up again relatively quickly? I've been thinking about playing again but I'm not sure I have the patience to re-learn everything.

Just killed captain with a fucking cherry.
Botany stronk

I made some medical pages:
http://d20station.ddns.net/Wiki/index.php/Medical
http://d20station.ddns.net/Wiki/index.php/Wounds
http://d20station.ddns.net/Wiki/index.php/Bleed
Pretty much contains what was in the pastebin. Except the medical page, I wrote that one from scratch.

>>51642723
How?

bump of life

>>51645320
I deleted all of these and replaced them with a much better page thank

put up a big list of pages that can be done on the wiki

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>>51637424
>>Eventually I hear that the gas chamber blew up in the brig, and head over with an engineer

>One of the guards are in crit and there's plasma everywhere in perma

The fact the officers were tried to re-enact ausschwitz and killed themselves in the process was the best part of that round.

>>51640205
You were an amazing teacher mate, I appreciate it.

>>51641065
You just shit posting? Because if not that's a shame. I didn't use it very often but I liked having it as an option.

>>51649418
Just Freeman being a cunt. It still exists, but no one has really tried to improve it. I think it was on Mezzo's Sisyphean to-do list.

>>51649454
An update to include organ based effects would be cool.

An update at all would be cool.

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>>51649478
>>51649418
no we have deleted virology go away

Get on guys

>>51649740
>join
>0 players

hmm really makes me think anon

5 on, get in here fags

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>>51651066
>literally like 5 people on at all times max

How does it feel to be desperately holding onto such a failed server?

>>51651094
8 now

New round starting soon

RIP hobo doctor

Hobostation 13

>niggers who join and don't even attempt to learn about d20 before killing a monkey, dragging its blood around, jumping out an airlock, and spacing oneself after asking why we play on this server but leaving before anyone can give an in depth answer

And today was the day two hobos shanked an alien empress to death.

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Yea

>>51651094
As soon as Father Relaxe is gone, it'll pick up again. You'll see.

>>51653643
I screencapped that too, what prompted that thread-fags was Techpriest saying "I reallly fucked up" after causing Aliens II on the station.


Anyhow, dorf tomorrow?

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Hobo kingdom best kingdom

>>51653643
This is missing the best part

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>>51654189
>>51653643

>>51653643
>>51654225

I swear I could not hear the ghost chat. That is some perfect fucking timing

The OG hobo is on the server yall

>father relaxe is bragging about RDMing again
Oh joy of joys.

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Job and Guide templates are up on the wiki plenty of shit to be written down

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>Be scruffy the fantastical Hobo.
>Get on station and talk about my war crimes.
>hear voices in my head
>ones names is anaesthetic tank
>eventually I find him
>ask him how much it costs to kill some gooks
>says "10 bucks"
>give him all i got 5 bucks and i take his coffee mug fair enough deal right?
>says there actually no gooks and to keep my money
>alright and ill take this pen.
>ask if hes got any booze
>hes got some ethanol but hes not sure if my liver will take it.
>bitchplease.jpg
>sets me up with 3 glasses after i knick a useful toolbelt from the storage closet.
>this guys is the plug
>go 3 rounds alright im good
> in my stupor i decide i want robot legs
>hell ya
>doctor says i can only have em is if i lose mine
>soundsgud.jpg
>start puncturing legs with screwdriver till i crit
>he wakes me up i keep going at em
>second time i go down he does the surgery but leaves me knocked out in the hallway
>fuck yeah got bionic legs
>still knocked out
>big fat mean ugly black lady come and kicks me
>starts dragging me
>uhoh
>fucking gibs me
>become ghost and go on a hunt to get my murderer
>fucking black people amiright?

>>51655519
>leaving out the part where you allegedy respawned as a clown and asked where your previous character was

bump of life

>Page 10

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Compiling dorf, who's up?

>>51664630
hi

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>>51664730
Dorf is up.
Made a vector map for the carp to follow. What this means is that slowly in the background every turf gets a direction that points carp in the right direction to get where they need to go.
Say goodbye to carp getting stuck in corners and say hello to all your dream dying.

>>51664814
You fucking monster

Just need 1 more for dorf.

cmon boyz and grills itz time for dorf

>>51665182
I'm home at 8!

>>51665236
please include time zone when talking about time

I get off work about 10pm CST

ok how the fuck are there 50 unique posters and 5 people in game, what the fuck

Well i think Im still in the server accidentally left it open

I have no idea how to engineering

*scream

RIP dorf

Well I attempted to hold out valiantly as long as I could solo. But with goliath and carp encroaching, no miners having actually mined anything and I a mere barman, I fought my way to the edge of the asteroid to die seeing stars. I likely could have done better. I scrounged best i could though given the circumstances. Died with 6 carp and a goliath to my name

NEWDORF is up try and actually mine and git gud this time nerds
t.lee :^)

Is blood type tied to Ckey or something? All of my characters have the same blood type.

>>51665271
8est

dorf is up with 9 niggers

Wonder how long it'll be until Father Relaxe ruins this one...

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>>51670108

How do you make cuffs with wires? I tried getting some but never got an option when clicking on it.

So crazy idea.

Is it possible to stop a projectile like a bullet/laser by throwing somthing at it?

>>51672712
It's a verb. Right click it or check the object tab.
>>51672813
Maybe if you throw a person. I don't think there's a dense item besides facehuggers maybe.

>>51673207
I'm fairly certain there's a chance for projectiles to destroy each other if they cross paths

>>51672712
It's a special verb because this is the GIT GUD server so everything has to be concealed in a menu somewhere instead of being intuitive

>server used to have at least a few people on around the clock, primetime in the western hemisphere was always full of people

>now even at 8pm EST, the thread has to be corralled and coordinated to get more than 5 players

What happend

>>51670108
Is this a meme or something?

>TFW stuck as a borg on a station filled with spooders
2sp00ky4me

Bump of life

Dorf dorf dorf!
Strike the unnamed asteroid which the station is embedded in!

>>51678905
sell me harder

Here they come

>/tg/ station isn't as smooth as /vg/ station

why

Safety bump

get on fags

i'm the best engineer

Bamp

Dorf status:

R&D is done save illegal and arcane tech because I couldn't be bothered to do those.

Cloning is upgraded and on auto.

I built 4 SMES units with nuclear cells in an isolated bunker to the north of the TEG because I got tired of forgetting to check on the fuel and only noticing it was out when the lights went dead.

I've built an armory in Tool Storage because Irvan dragged everything out of it and vented it because he has autism.

A carp migration has been dealt with, RIP AND TEAR.

/sitrep

Make that two carp migrations.

Also:

Carp can apparently spawn in Cargo because I've killed no less than 3 carp that magically gained entry to Cargo.

Don't fuck everything up before I get back on, faggots.

>>51684550
savage

>>51629076
>>51629304
>>51629419
>Can confirm that he has occasionally DDOS'd servers after he dies like a little bitch.
Isn't this a federal crime? Is there a way we can report him to the relevant authorities?

>CEGEP

That's Canadian, right? So, do we call the RCMP? Can you give us his IP or a real name or something?

He's doing it again.

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>carp migration
>who
>Total Players: 1

just logged onto d20 station for the first time just now. oh god the space sharks everywhere.

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>halfassed defense because miners don't bring back sandstone
that will teach those faggot dorfs