What is the Elven cancer rate?

100%

Depends on the setting.

>>51586303
same as among humans in your average fantasy setting: 0%

>>51586488
What should the Elven cancer rate be in a generic Tolkien inspired fantasy setting?

>>51587522
0%
Tolkienesque elves are immortal unaging superhumans.

I'm the only human in the party composed of half-elves.

>>51587455
Doesn't the average fantasy setting usually have some kind of a corruption-causing chaos radiation thing going? I always thought of it as a radiation+cancer analogue inspired by the cold war fear of nukes.

>>51586322
That's the elf player cancer rate.

>>51587604
Golden opportunity for jokes with the punchline "I fucked your mom"

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>>51587522
>What should the Elven cancer rate be in a generic Tolkien inspired fantasy setting?