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So, with G.W. moving the timeline forward, for good or for ill, I have heard one or two people mention the possibility of them making female Space Marines.

I say we all have a discussion not on whether or not it is a retarded idea, or about whether or not to rage at it, but simply brace for whatever G.W. does, and think of ways that they might be able to pull it off and not completely fuck up.

They way I see it, if one of the Primarchs, or the Emperor Himself came back, they could figure out how to make female Space Marines. However, if I recall, another reason he didn't make female Space Marines was to avoid having them breeding, deciding this new race was better, and basically abandoning humanity. That, and all of the gene-seeds belonged to males, because both the Emperor, and all the Primarchs, were male, thus, the gene-seeds would not work due to a lack of a Y-chromosome.

Here is how I see them doing it, in a not completely retarded way. It would need a lot to happen first. If they make it so one or more female Primarchs are made if the Emperor wakes up, or by one of the still living Primarchs, possibly in memory of Malcedor, who suggested making female ones in the first place, and then female Space Marines are made from their gene seed. But they better do a damn good job lore wise to justify it, instead of being just regressive pandering. There would need to be years worth of fluff to be made before all of this, so it makes sense in universe, rather than a complete ass-pull.

All I am saying is, if they _do_ decide to do it, what are your thoughts on how they could do it without being retarded?
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>>51568217
Some female space marines is realistic, as women strength varies just like men
Just on average men are stronger physically so the majority of space marines are men, however there would be some female space marines because some strong women are just as strong as strong men
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>>51568251
The way I see it, We would be looking at say, 1/30 Space Marines as a liberal Estimate, possibly 1/100 for a conservative.

As for strength, I could see people from high-grav worlds being having a better chance, and thus, the majority of female Space Marines would be from there, so it would still make sense from a biological stand point.
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Alright. I completely disapprove of this thread as a whole, because we've discussed this so often we're just repeating statements over and over again to the point that it sounds like we're quoting the 1d4chan page for Female Space Marines.

However I'll stick around for the tasteful Musclegirl Cheesecake that'll almost certainly show up.
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>>51568304
Honestly, the only reason I considered this thread was because things seem to changing in 40k, and thus, a possibility for this is actually there. If it wasn't changing, then I would completely agree with you.
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No.
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>>51568217
>Female space marines
>Games workshop just issues the same figures as male space marines but declares them 'female'
>They're all either wearing helmets or have chizzled jaws
>They use the fluff reason that b/c their bodies have been both surgically and genetically modified, optimised to be as strong as possible, they all end up looking the same
>Only way to tell the difference is really to look under all that armour and see what's in their pantaloons
>They get to be "gender diverse" without having to expend any effort and cash on designing and making new models.
>People will still rush to buy up these "new" models for adsorbent prices
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>>51568217
>>51568251
>>51568289
Stop being retarded guys and listen to >>51568304

Just go /d/ if you want something for your muscle girl fetish
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>>51568460
Nah, /d/ overdoes it. /tg/ knows how to do it tastefully.

/tg/ is the guy that knows how to add a cup of sugar to sweeten the recipe. /d/ dumps the whole damn sugar barrel into the bowl because more must be better, right?
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>>51568304
>tasteful Musclegirl Cheesecake
what does that even mean?
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>>51568217
If you don't think female space marines can be a thing without them looking like men you're one of the following:

>Autistic and stupid
>Mysoginistic

There is no other reason. Ib4

>muh lore says grillz are too inferior for geneseedz!

No, it says it's difficult to make geneseed take in women, as the different chromosomes make it more complicated.

So you edit the geneseed by removing the Y chromosome and doubling up the X. That's literally all it takes. 8ft musclegirls are cannon. If you disagree after an in unverse justification preschoolers understand you're either terrified of or hate women.
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>>51568251
>because some strong women are just as strong as strong men
Wrong; the strongest of women are as strong as strong men.
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>>51568217
Here's the thing. Female space marines by geneseed is not possible. Since the very beginning, Rogue Trader itself, the "space marine process" required male chromosomes. From what I've heard, in the newer Black Library lel stuff, Emps tried to make female space marines via a special geneseed process, against the caution of Malcador, and the results were really fucked up. But the latter source was given here on 4chan and I have no way to confirm it, since I don't read Black Library.

Anyways, female "space marines" (not by geneseed) are possible. Some space marines have been made by another process, involving surgery, implants, lots of drugs, and psycho-conditioning, to the same effect. It costs shit tons more to do, involves even more risks, but the end result is the same. One such marine, with a bit of chaos mojo (but no mutations), even fought a primarch to a standstill.

This really expensive process still exists in M41. Space marines don't really need over-aged recruits anymore, so they don't do it often (or at all, maybe), but other factions do. One faction in particular even improved on it, specialized it, and its every member can shit on a marine in single combat. They even use male and female recruits, whomever proves the most capable.

Pic related is the end result. This is what a female space marine would look like. If the Imperium found reason, they could produce a thousand such individuals and throw them in power armor, but such costs so much more (in resources and time) than the usual geneseed process that there is absolutely no reason to.
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>>51568575
Dang
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>>51568578
without looking up any data, how strong would a man have to be to be considered strong to you?

obviously this is my attempt at a trap.
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>>51568251
>Some female space marines is realistic, as women strength varies just like men
Still the average skinny fat nerd could beat 3-4 physcially fit women senseless without too much trouble. You seriously underestimate how much weaker and slower women are. Even fighting skill on thw women part doesn't really help all that much. Untrained men can wreck much more skilled women through sheer speed and power alone.

Every professional female fighter knows this.
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>>51568512
>/d/ dumps the whole damn sugar barrel into the bowl because more must be better, right?

Its a porn board. What the fuck else are they going to post?
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>>51568577
>So you edit the geneseed by removing the Y chromosome and doubling up the X. That's literally all it takes.
And if the genes responsible for most of the work are Y-chromosome specific, as is implied by Emps and the Imperium being unable to do just that? Humans are lucky in that our Y-chromosome carries very little genes and room for mutation, meaning most of our sex-specific genes come from our mother (the luck being that a Y-chromosome mutation/gene would 100% be passed down father-to-son forever, as is the case for pic related). Yet for space marines, this persistent gene is exactly what they would want.
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>>51568623
When it stops being bulked up women and starts being a Caricature porn board.
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>>51568582
Can you link me to the thing with them fighting the Primarch? Haven't seen it before.

Also, as I said, I basically see it as either the Emperor returning, or one of the other Primarchs taking command, and launching a second Crusade, making new Primarchs to replace the ones that fell to Chaos.

Some of these new ones might be female, whose gene seed could be used on females. Not saying there are going to be female Ultramarines or Space Wolves, just female Space Marines based on new female Primarchs, if such a thing is made.
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>>51568673
wat
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The two lost primarchs are Amus Saran and Cara Sonnor. Their gene-daughters keep their helmets on at all times.
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>>51568695
>Can you link me to the thing with them fighting the Primarch?
Luther against Lion El'Jonson. It's been a Dark Angel thing since forever.
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>>51568611
Except, y'know, all the other times.
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>>51568577
> Edit
>The Emperor's holy work

Are you fucking serious? because that's heretical.
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>>51568730
Kek.
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>>51568251
40k is also the place where a regular old dude with no mechanical augmentation was able to fight a creature who's arm had more muscle then he should have mass at all in melee combat and win.

The strongest women in 40k are going to be monsters that can probably tear a regular person in half.
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>>51568730
>Cara Sonnor
Who the hell is that besides an obvious homage to Sara Conner?
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>>51568217
Its a retarted idea.

>>51568251
No woman is a strong as even the bottom 10% of men. If you were talking about soldiers it gets even less likely. And then you need to take into account women not being biologically mentally or emotionally equiped for combat.

>>51568460
This entire retarted discussion comes from virgins fantasizing about being physicallu dominated by women. It doesn't belong on /tg/. Be honest with yourselves and take it to /lgbt/, as normal people have neither these inclinations nor the retarted belief that women belong in warzones.

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>>51568733
Oh, I thought you meant a female who had augments to be like a Space Marine, not Luther.
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>>51568804
>No woman is a strong as even the bottom 10% of men.
How strong are you? How much can you lift? Are you in the bottom 10%?
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>>51568807
Well, I did say "one such marine." There are no female marines anywhere in canon, because any woman that has undergone the process is used in another way from marines.
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>>51568673
They don't. Fabulous Bill proved this when he made a functioning female marine.

And she was also a clone of himself.

he also states numerous times that women could be marines, they're just not recruited because.

So again pick one:
>Autistic moron
>Terrified of grills
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>>51568839
Source?
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>>51568803
That's literally it, or did you miss the metroid reference on the other one?
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>>51568769
They've literally done it numerous times already you fucking moron.
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>>51568827
I lift zero, press zero. I have a bmi of 37 and score less than 3 on a beep test.

But i also have testosterone and male body proportions, i would be able to beat down (not that I would) almost any woman on the planet and so would almost anyone else in my postion. At the end of the day, tyranny of biology means much, much more than feminist delusions.
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>>51568804
Really? Because I'm pretty sure a female weightlifter or fighter could handle lifting more than 60 pounds easily

>t. Bottom 10%
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>>51568850
Oh, I definitely missed it. I read it as Samus Aran without even a blink.
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>>51568871
Yes but id still be taller and bigger and heavier, and if i did even the most lazy workout would easily match her.

Most elite women sportspeople could be beaten by male amateurs.
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>>51568839
>Using Fabius Bile as a example
I bet you think he makes 15 foot tall perfect ubermench too and not horrendous monstrosities that are begging to die
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>>51568863

Look, biology and testosterone is a factor, but I don't think you're going to do to well in a fight against *anyone* with your featherweight ass
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>>51568863
And I'm sure you've tested this by going down to a gym or karate class and challenging the strongest girl there to a fight?
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>>51568863
>almost any woman
>almost
that's all I needed to hear, no need to get emotional and defensive.

You seemed pretty delusional yourself, thinking that the top female weightlifters are weaker than the bottom 10% of males.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_records_in_weightlifting
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>>51568839
>Fabulous Bill proved this when he made a functioning female marine.

When?

>he also states numerous times that women could be marines,

No, he thought the Emperor should have made that possible, not that it is so.
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>>51568912
You could lift over 150kg or 300lbs over your head with a lazy workout?
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>>51568919
>Hur Dur
And yet if the police were called to my house about a domestic violence case what do you think they odds are that my wife is the culprit?
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>>51568839
>he made a functioning female marine.
>she was also a clone of himself.
pick one
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>>51568217
They make more sense than male space marines desu. Being able to survive invasive surgery seems more important than base strength when it comes to 40K power armour
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>>51568251
If women were brought to the physical peak of humanity you would essentially have a man.
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>>51568963

That's a legal and societal issue, completely beside the point.

You're underweight and have no muscle mass, you're gonna get beat by someone with more muscle mass. Gender doesn't even factor in at that point.
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>>51568975
If I double your X chomosome and delete your Y, and then make a viable and developing fetus out of that

guess what

I made a female clone of you.
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>>51569002

Whoop, overweight*
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>>51568577
>women can be included in anything without dilluting the theme of the setting or the ideals they represent.
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>>51568963
>People assume all domestic violence is wife eating
>this means a manlet with asthma would win in a fight against a 6 foot female MMA fighter

You would get a foot in your face before you knew what was happening against any actual martial artist, regardless of their gender.

Now an actual male athlete? Yeah, that might be more even. But the key is that you actually have to put in some work to use those natural male advantages to win against a professional female.

Saying the bottom 10% could win is ludicrous.
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>>51569015
>I made a female clone of you.
So what? Fabulous never was full functioning Space Marines, just like Luther and Kor Phaeron.
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>>51569045
This is exactly what OP wanted.
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>>51569015
Congrats, you've made a vanilla human with no geneseed and is now completely incompatible with geneseed. What's your point?
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>>51569034
>But the key is that you actually have to put in some work to use those natural male advantages to win against a professional female.

lel professional females literally practice with boys.
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You guys forget, it's 2017. Literally none of this stops a space marine from being trans.
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>>51569079
Those high school soccer teams still have to practice.
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>>51569092
Oh fuck you're right that is something games devs would pull
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>>51569092
>You guys forget, it's 2017. Literally none of this stops a space marine from being trans.
Especially in uk
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html
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>>51569092
Ever since rogue trader Space Marines have been trans-human
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>>51569100
>>51569079
Funny enough, Iran's professional "women's" team included 8 men disguised under burkas. They still ranked 38th place.
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>>51569079
Are you perhaps referring to professional female athletes going against high school level male athletes?

Because that's what I just said. That male team still put in the effort, and is far away from the bottom 10%. You want to claim the top 40 or 25 or whatever percent of men could beat all women, I'm not going to try and debate that without harder numbers. I'm not going to pretend like a gap doesn't exist, but it certainly isn't as massive of a gulf as you're imagining.
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>>51569130
>Iran's professional "women's" team included 8 men
Actually much more, Iran holding the second place after Thailand by numbers of transgender operations.
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>>51568217
What's even the point? The Sisters of Battle exist; they wear power armor and carry bolters like any other Space Marine.

If GW wants female Space Marines so bad, then just make some of the Adepta Sororitas get implanted with gene-seeds or something.
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>>51568804
>>51568611
Yup, that's some low quality bait right there.
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>>51569164
> The Sisters of Battle exist
I wish GW would remember that more often.
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>>51569158
At the time the scandal was noticed, it was 8 "pre-operation women". Since then, they've been caught numerous times, but typically with less at a time.
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>>51568839
>black library

Post an actual source.
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>>51569143
>You want to claim the top 40 or 25 or whatever percent of men could beat all women, I'm not going to try and debate that without harder numbers. I'm not going to pretend like a gap doesn't exist, but it certainly isn't as massive of a gulf as you're imagining.
Yeah that's why female unit of Israel army was in battle only once, and they run away after few minutes of fire contact.
That's why male unit of US marines beats mixing unit
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>>51568217
Gonna throw this out there as a possibility.

Maybe the Emps was first experimenting with male Space Marines as they were supposed to be the next step for humanity, and if they were a successful batch, he'd focus on making this jumpstart in evolution sustainable with female space marines, and in his arrogance, figured they would be successful because he was the motherfucking Emperor, and one of the missing Primarchs was a female. Any records of her and her legion however get expunged by the Inquisition to prevent anyone from knowing the Space Marines, the super-humans responsible for royally fucking over all of reality, can reproduce thus keeping the remainder loyal and more compliant with what's left of the Imperium.

Now though with Cadia falling and Chaos ready to load Arena_Terra2.map, the Imperium decides to call out this giant as fuck secret they've had since for fucking ever and pull out all the stuff they've been keeping secret, essentially allowing players to put whatever the hell they want on the field for the Imperium:
>Female Space Marines
>Imperial Orks
>Human-friendly xenos
>Cat people
>Fucking furries
>Sigmarines
>etc.

And this would in turn let GW sells a buttload of new merchandise as they allow players to go AoS and put whatever they fuck they want in their games so long as the points add up.

Or I could be a fucking idiot right now. I'm still waking up so my brain isn't working at full capacity.
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>>51569170
Seriously 40k and similar hobbies are for hetrosexual males. Take your gay fantasy to spaces like /lgbt/ and reddit where this shit belongs.
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>>51569191
Yeah, because we were talking about guns?

Unless you're trying to argue that those women fixed bayonets and charged a group of skinny manlets only to get beat up, then it's entirely irrelevant.

I will freely admit that a peak woman won't compete equally with a peak man. My only issue is that you somehow believe a peak woman will lose to the absolute worst man on the planet, even if hes some balding dude in his 40s with a heart condition.
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>>51569191
>That's why male unit of US marines beats mixing unit
Mixed units are bad for a whole host of reasons, but primarily because of the natural instincts for man to protect women. You can train someone to ignore it, but there will always be that momentary hesitation before training trumps instinct. If we were to ever put women on the front lines, they simply must be segregated.

But using conscripts, male or female, is a piss poor example for an argument. Women just want to get through their 2 years as quietly and alive as possible are in no way comparable to volunteers in terms of morale or performance.
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>>51569310
>Women who* just want to get through their 2 years as quietly and alive as possible are in no way comparable to volunteers in terms of morale or performance.
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>>51569190
>Abloobloobloo black library don't real! It makes women part of my autistic head cannon! Abloobloobloo!

No one cares your first girlfriend dumped you for chad because you were too pathetic not to cheat on, cuck.
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>>51569327
Not him, but are you actually able to post the source, Black Library or otherwise? I'm still waiting for more than just some anon's words said something.
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>>51569218
Speaking of bad bait, this shitpost right here is roughly the equivalent of half of an undersized worm dug up by a toddler and clumsily placed on a hook that's too big for the fish in question.
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>>51569218
>are for hetrosexual males.
I have bad news for you anon
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>Current year
>Still pretending that women aren't inferior beings

Yare yare.
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>>51569455
YOU'RE RIGHT! We need to kill all the women. All of them. Right now. Everyone grab the nearest blunt instrument and get to work. Do it! They can't possibly stop us!

The Gay Masterrace shall rule!
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>>51569218
>Setting full of giant men, monster-guys, and twinks
>Meant for heterosexual males

I know it's bait, but honestly I don't see how anyone could see this as strictly for straight guys.
Speaking as a bi guy, that is.
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Women are pretty much retarded children you can have sex with.
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>>51569510
>Gay
>Not 2D master race

Fufufufu.
Once the clone machines are operational 3d pig disgusting better watch out.
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>>51569525
I bet you think the only straight settings are those where everyone is a little girl.
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>>51569066
Not really, was curious to see what people thought of GW possibly might try and pull to make this happen, like :>>51569209 did.

Did see what has happened as a likely possibility though.
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>>51569564
I just can't think of a setting 'meant' for straight people. Straight people can enjoy anything they want, but I can't think of something that is 'boy i do sure love being straighter than an arrow' aside from christian bible comics.
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>>51569015
Actually, no. Women do not have 2 identical X chromosomes. God only knows what sort of abnormalities have 2 identical chromosomes would cause.
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>>51568804
>No woman is a strong as even the bottom 10% of men
women are not as atrong as men but thats taking the idea too far to the extreme. In reality the difference isn't that huge.
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>>51569617
The Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Implicitly for straight males. Every race is all-female and depicted as desiring cum, cock, or males in some combination or other. You might have two girls that fuck, but you can bet your ass as soon as some faceless brown-haired guy with a footlong erection walks in they instantly go after him.
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>>51569685
Well damn, got me there. Okay, so porn and bible comics.
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>>51568804
>retarted
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>>51568217
I was under the impression that Space Marines were eunuchs.
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>>51569685
Not only that gays also turn into hot women.
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>>51569803
True, I have heard a lot of contradiction on that honestly.
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>>51569803
I don't think the surgical process involved cutting off their junk, just rendering it useless for reproduction.

Since Space-Marine-hood is an acquired trait, it wouldn't get passed on anyway.
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I think someone mentioned this once in a thread discussing why there are few women in the IG and I think the same logic can apply here.

1 Woman Space Marine = 1 Space Marine

1 Woman encouraged (forced) to have as many babies as possible in the Grimdark 40k world = at least 7 or 8 potential space marines.
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>>51568419
You're giving GW a lot of credit in the "cunning marketing" department.
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>Women can be space marines too!
>Literally only the greatest specimens of the species accepted
>Females will never attain the top male standards on account of biology
>Many Chapters require you to kill a fucking dragon with your bare hands just to get in the running.

Howbout you retarded feminists and fedora tipping white knighters seeking to get laid because you held open a fucking door fuck off and accept that having women in any military position that requires extreme physical exertion, constantly, is the height of absurdity? People who don't want female space marines don't hate the concept because they hate women, they hate it because of retarded arguments like these that require a gold medal in mental gymnastics to reasonably justify.

tl;dr,

You, the sad cheesecake fetishist creeps, feminists, and white knights are the very reason why you will never get what you want. Because you are so fucking annoying you make everybody else want to do everything in their power to spite you because it makes them laugh. You think Matt Ward having a bunch of Grey Knights slaughtering Sisters was just a random decision?
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>>51570458
So what?
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>>51568912
You're delusional
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>>51570475
It's a ridiculous idea, stop pushing it, it's like those people who tried to force that shitty "excuse me sir" meme last year.

God, may ye smite the sonofabitch that uploaded those pics onto 1d4chan.
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>>51570499
Yeah, so?
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>>51568803
It's a "Samus is the Lost non-Heretic Primarch" joke with Sara Conner thrown in as well.
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>>51568804
>No woman is a strong as even the bottom 10% of men
>[virginity intensifies]
>MGTWO TG
W E W
E
W
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This thread is in dire need of sexiest primarch.
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>>51569803
I'm assuming that the balls are removed post-puberty & put inside tubes for so.e weird eugenics project.
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>>51568419
>chizzled
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>>51570642
also missed "adsorbent prices"
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>>51570609
Oh boy does that never get old
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Reminder that if you're hell-bent on filling your children full of your"gene-seed", find a good hole first.
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>>51570499
>It's a ridiculous idea.
There was a time when that wouldn't have even been considered a valid point on /tg/, especially about 40k. Dark times we live in.
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Stop trying to make my sci-fi escapism adhere to SJW fantasies.
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>>51570768
SJW? Nah, I just want to see a musclegirl in power armor get ravaged by Slaaneshi Tentacles.
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>>51568754
Exceptional luck is a thing.

>>51569170
It's a mild exaggeration.
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>>51568839

First of all: >>51569190

Second of all, Fabius Bile's heretical space magic is not a good indicator of the Imperium's capabilities.
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>>51570458
>having women in any military position that requires extreme physical exertion, constantly, is the height of absurdity?

I disagree with this. If you're willing to accept average males into those military roles, then there will be a few women who also measure up.

Space marines, on the other hand, need to be the best of the best. Maybe. They recruit hive gang scum and shit off some worlds, so I don't know.
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>>51568217
>wanting to put deliciously shaped female combatants in thick, blocky power armour that completely cover up their most precious assets

FUCKING WHY ? ? ?

>also you can't make female astartes because zygotes or something, can't find GW's explanation on the geneseeds' operational requirements...
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>>51570768
It's like you don't even Slaanesh, anon.
For shame, loyalist scum.
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>>51568217
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>>51570768
But it's already done by GW.
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>>51568804
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>>51568217
Emperor revives after his 10,000 year long potty break/nap and then uses his skill in genetic manipulation to, instead of adapting Astartes gene-seed to make it accept females, enhance the Adepta Sororitas into a new, yet separate, type of "genetically enhanced warrior person." Now we have "female Space Marines" without fucking up the fluff royally and we get to keep our classic manly-man Space Marines.
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>>51571038
But anon, that doesn't trigger the autism, which is half the point of these threads.
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>>51570499
Excuse me Commissar, but are you aware that saying something's a ridiculous idea on 4chan is a shit argument?
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Why not play Dead Zone/Warpath if you want female marines?
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>>51570499
>It's a ridiculous idea
do you know what setting we're talking about?
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>>51571106
Because I have standards.
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>>51568839
He created a daughter.

Not a Space Marine, because she didn't inhereit any of his Space Marine traits, and not a clone because surprise surprise, clones are perfect genetic copies.

I shall also note this is the first thing he made that wasn't a screeching monster that died of genetic mutation
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>>51570492
Actually he's right.

The strongest woman in the world deadlifts less than half the strongest man in the world.
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>>51571023
>Overarm hold vs shoulder rest

See, I work in a warehouse, guess how much easier it is carrying something by supporting it via your whole body?
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Space Marines are the peak strength of male humans.

Women straight up will never reach the same levels of strength needed to become Space Marines.

Done.
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Okay everyone, we get it. Women, on average, are not as muscle-inclined as dudes. Cool. Got it. Knew that.

But to be considered an option to be a marine you don't have to be able to deadlift a car, you gotta be a good soldier. Being a soldier, and having a soldier's build, is 99% training so long as you aren't a midget. Put the argument to rest.
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>>51571272
Ok. Now say something original. There's a million different ways why this could work, and could be fun, but only one way it can't or won't.
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>>51570741
And? There's a reason why most of the shit 4chan has made into memes is complete trash. Angry Marines, Cultist-Chan, Commissar Fuklaw, all the Waifus, etc, are as unfunny as you can get. They feel like what a robot that just got a humor chip would find hysterical.
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>>51571106
Who stole her lower ribs ?
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>>51570956
Of course, which I'm not against, you just don't put women into marching roles however. Average/exceptional women can serve as pilots considering the job entails little heavy lifting or endurance. Infantry is out however. The female body has a far greater risk of osteoporosis and suffers damage to the skeleton more frequently than males (per study done by the USMC), making them worse career soldiers. Even super exceptional female strongmen are still susceptible to this. Such is the cost of bearing human life.
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>>51571316
You're right. They're stupid, they're dated, they haven't aged well, they're corny, they're retarded....

And they're ours.
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>>51571280
>But to be considered an option to be a marine you don't have to be able to deadlift a car, you gotta be a good soldier. Being a soldier, and having a soldier's build, is 99% training so long as you aren't a midget. Put the argument to rest.
Wat

To be considered an option for the Space Marines, you need to be a ten year old able to slaughter grown men with ease.
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>>51571346
And therefore we should feel shamed, bury them, and pretend they never happened while beseeching our ancestors for mercy for shaming their bloodlines.
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>>51571280
Alright, let's consider that.

Women are 99% worse than men at being soldiers. Fact.
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>>51571359
Shame. On 4chan. About Memes. Really? Really?!

Pull the other leg, it's got bells on it.
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>>51571146
>Because I have standards.
>Warhammer player
>have standards.
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>>51568217
Fuck. Off.

We do this every time and every time the idea is put down with a myriad of legitimate reasons. There isn't any not retarded way to do it because it's that bad.
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>>51571381
Ah it's too late now, we're well over a hundred posts into this. OP is long gone but the posters remain. You're not going to see the tail end of this thread until we hit bump limit.
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>>51568217
Women don't fight. Stop pushing feminist bullshit. I don't care that it's fantasy.
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>>51571380
I didn't say that my standards weren't skewed to shit.
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>>51571280
Women cannot be good soldiers by definition. Go fuck yourself, you genocidal freak.
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>>51571407
Right. And Orks don't exist, Spaceships would never look like cathedrals, and Doomrider doesn't actually do cocaine.
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>>51571399
>>51571399
That might be so but if every other post is telling OP to fuck off than we won't have to worry about these threads as often.
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>>51571434
>>51571364
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>>51571438
People draw the dumbest lines at what can and can't exist in a universe where there were hair-metal noisemarines and a chaos god was murderfucked into existence.
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>>51571447
Honestly we need more bullshit. We're caught in a limbo where there's just enough shitposts that it causes havoc. We either need more or less. More, and we can begin the process of teaching anons to ignore shitty or repetitive threads, or to be able to deal with them a lot less seriously. Less and we wouldn't have as many shitposts.

Honestly I was thinking of starting a campaign of retarded joke posts. Not outright blatant enough to get me banned, but enough that there's no real substance to them except what posters bring to the thread. Get maybe 20 of those a day and soon you either teach anons to be creative in their posting or to ignore insubstantial threads.
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This thread is fucking awful and I hope everyone who posted in it except maybe >>51569209 dies in a fire. Shut the fuck up about your /pol/ garbage, whether its SJW or Altright in nature, get the fuck off /tg/ and let us talk about shit even if its dumb shit because /tg/ makes chicken salad out of chicken shit on the hour because its what we do.

The fact that this thread got halfway to bump limit on a retarded flamewar over real life women in the real life army instead of talking about fucking 40k makes me want to fucking puke. If you're all not ashamed you should be.
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>>51570458

>You think Matt Ward having a bunch of Grey Knights slaughtering Sisters was just a random decision?

40 keks, take them.
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>>51571364

>Women are 99% worse than men at being soldiers. Fact.

Man, /tg/ really does have everything. I thought I had to go to /pol/ to see people pulling things out of their ass.
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>>51571599
You kidding me? /pol/ showed up drunk on our front porch a while back and has been sleeping on our patio ever since.
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>>51568217
why aren't sisters of battle enough?

if they aren't because they aren't augmented and wear bulkier armour, would they be enough if they could be augmented and have bulkier armour?
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>>51571575
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>>51571599
>Lower upper body strength and non-run jumping power
>Weaker frame
>Less lifting capacity
>Different social conditioning, expected to receive attention upon being in distress, as well as different hormonal/neural reactions
>Not worse soldiers
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>>51571626
Nah. We'd still need something to piss off the autists with.
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>>51571653
what about transexual sisters of battle then?
battle traps if you want
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>>51571646

>And I base this on no credible sources whatsoever.

Don't you have a video game journalist to stalk on Twitter, pissbaby? :3
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>>51571672
Nah. That'd just be spun off into a bunch of young Serfs or alter boys for the Sisters, which would necessitate the intervention of one Chris Orksen.
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>>51571353

Space Marine geneseed doesn't care about your condition. A Blood Angels recruit is an irradiated wretch. He can kick the ass of average irradiated Baalite tribesman. An ultramarine recruit could be a noble and a product of few generations of selective breeding for the explicit purpose of producing a recruit, and has trained for the trials with the best assistance available in the entire galaxy before he could walk. A Space Wolf recruit is a barbarian hero who can probably fight a raiding party by himself, born on a planet where any baby who looked like a baalite would be cast into the wolf pit at birth.

But once they are marines, these guys are equals. And that is from the implants. Their origins matter jack shit.
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>>51571646
>why don't I have a gf I'm so lonely
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>>51571609
>not setting the drink on fire
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>>51571695
>>51571723
>Overall differences:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology
http://www.livescience.com/52998-women-combat-gender-differences.html
>Upper body Strength
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Stronger frame
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>Lifting Capacity
http://oai.dtic.mil/oai/oai?verb=getRecord&metadataPrefix=html&identifier=ADA160687
>Stress in combat
Hm, there's actually both stuff for and against this,
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/743463
http://www.upi.com/Study-Combat-stress-same-for-men-women/86891307486777/
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>>51571202
True, but that lady is probably still stronger than 90% of people in this thread.

Though there might be a lot of fat guys here who could at least tip it onto their shoulders and hold it there for a few seconds.
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>>51571699
I was explicitly referring to a fully fledged sister of battle, -4 strength and all, but with a penis, not a shota.
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>>51568733
>>51568807

Luther and Kor Phaeron without "Chaos Mojo" are weaker than regular marines (-1T -1I looking at Kor) and way weaker than Callidus Assassins, it's not the same process.
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>>51571802
>it's not the same process.
That's why I said,
>One faction in particular even improved on it, specialized it, and its every member can shit on a marine in single combat.
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>>51571766

The percentages are so close as to be marginal in consideration. Have you ever heard of error margins? Or do you just copypaste wiki articles without reading them?
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>>51571858
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology
"Gross measures of body strength suggest that women are approximately 50-60% as strong as men in the upper body, and 60-70% as strong in the lower body."
>About half as strong in upper body
>About two thirds as strong in lower body
>Marginal difference
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>>51571876

And? Space Marine technology can turn normal men into literal walking tanks and you're fussing about small percentages like that.

You just don't want your precious dudemanz to change so the eeeeeevil feminists won't win.
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>>51568963
high because you can't even move you fat fuck
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>>51571280

> Okay everyone, we get it. Women, on average, are not as muscle-inclined as dudes.

There are other physical factors beyond muscle density and muscle-to-bodymass ratio, most notably the variance between male and female cardio-vascular systems...

The average lung capacity of male specimens is recorded as being roughly 50% greater than that of female specimens. Male specimens are also recorded as having larger hearts,and a higher concentration of hemoglobin in their blood than their female counterparts...

...

What I'm getting at here is that a marine needs to be able to keep pace with the standard of the squad...

I simply do not see how it is achievable for a female marine to keep pace with her peers, considering the physiological standards for a Space Marine candidate would surely test the upper limits of male physical potential...
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>>51571895
>LITERAL WALKING TANKS
>get killed by an RPG.
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>>51568695
I think he's talking about Curze, who wanted to be killed and didnt put a fight
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>>51568217
I'm sure people like this would love to discuss on and on about "MUH FEMALE SPACE MARINES!"

>http://tharook.tumblr.com/

Sorry but was just really tempted and wanted to see y'all reactions.
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>>51571626
Say Ecclesiarchy found some part-STC with combat armor patterns from DAoT instead of reactor janitor suits and through politicking was able to secure a steady supply of new toys for it's armed branch. Of course for that they gave away all other things that were coming with that part-STC to Mechanicum but the trade was still worth it.
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>>51571895
So you're expecting the gene seed process to make up the lacking women already have
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>>51571895
Except that Space Marines aren't picked from just the average man. The stronger ones go to the PDF.
The elites amongst those go into the Imperial Army.
And only a dozen or so end up qualifying as potential Space Marines (Short of dedicated recruitment worlds like Fenris). Simply put, no woman can pass the standards that they set for qualification for Space Marine training because even before the enhancements, they are only picking the cream of the crop.
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>>51571895
>Space Marine technology can turn normal men into literal walking tanks
>normal men
No. Aspirants are leagues above guardsmen who already passed a basic fitness test, that means they're something like the top 0.1% of MANkind before they're even selected to become full marines.
Even if they bothered considering the weaker sex eligible on the off-chance that one in a million women could reach the standards of the average aspirant, they would never make it to selection.
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>>51572154

A fenrisian or catachan, even a woman is considerably healthier and fitter than the natives of Baal who are irradiated runts. Space Marine implants make Blood Angels equal to Wolves anyway. There is no physical fitness restriction to implantation.
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>>51572417
But chapters only take from their own recruiting planets to increase the chance of the geneseed taking.
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>>51568673
Funny thing about genetic engineering. You can change what genes cause what effects. Oh and the space marine gene-seed stuff doesn't actually alter the genetic makeup of the recipient, they are just special genetically engineered organs that are grafted into the space marines.
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>>51568217
For a female space marine to be equal in terms of combat proves to a male space marine, she would have to be virtually indistinguishable from a male one, thus entirely defeating the point of having female space marines.

Fem marines wouldn't be hot chicks in power armor. They would be DDR tier massive hulking towers of flesh and muscle, with virtually no feminine traits.
Because if they weren't, they would be inferior to the male marines, which ARE the above description. The whole point of the creation of the marines is to turn a human into a post human warrior that is engineered for fighting and waging war.

If you want hot chicks in Power Armor, you have sisters of battle.
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>>51572108
The difference between a full augmented space marine and a normal human is so vast I doubt the relatively minor difference between males and females would have much of an impact.

>>51572129
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine#Selection
"Among the most valued traits in a recruit are aggression and psychotic-level killer instinct." I think it's more about attitude than physical capability. They latter part is handed by the excessive augmentation.
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>>51572039

Curze didn't put up a fight, but Talos chased her down. In the NL omnibus, they captured another one and it took 5 Marines to take her down.
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You can easily have female with XY chromosomes - complete androgen insensitivity isn't exactly uncommon thing even in our 3rd millenium.
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>>51572528

It's because of tradition (Primarchs preferred their homeworlds) in every case except Space Wolves who actually have been mentioned to have a gene-seed issue. Ultramarines and Blood Angels could take in Terrans or whatever if they wanted to.
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>>51568217
No.
Space Marines are all man and that's it.
If a woman could undergo the transformation into a Space Marine she would be identical to the male ones minus a dick, which Space Marines can't even use, so what's the point.

What they can and should do is make the Sororita into something greater, they don't have to imitate the Space Marines and their deformed, borderline inhuman bodies.
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>>51569015
>If I double your X chomosome and delete your Y
>I made a female clone of you.

You solved the problem anon, my god, all that biology shit needed inbetween thrown out the window.
This equation was everything we needed.

"(X^1+X^1) + Y^1 - Y^1 = A female clone out of you."

>guess what
You're a fucking scientist, anon.
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>>51571626
Augmented and bulkier would make them ugly.

I prefer them to be psychicaly augmented, with "miracles" one might say.
They don't have to look like the giant dwarfs that are the Space Marines.
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>>51572837

Imperial Assassins don't look like that, but their process is different. Who is to say Spase Marens don't always become bulky?
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>>51572697
The issue there is gene-seeds are very finicky and noted to require specific hormonal conditions to grow properly. That would probably cause rejection in an androgen insensitive person.
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>>51572935

I must admit, it would be kinda cool to see the SOB get an elite unit through the Ecclesiarchy's true power: Money. Paying staggering amounts of money to get the shiniest, most human looking augmentations they can for some elite troops.
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>>51572697
>complete androgen insensitivity isn't exactly uncommon thing even in our 3rd millenium

Less than 0.001% of the population is pretty uncommon in my book. Odds of that coinciding with the 0.01% of people who are fit to be space marines are pretty astronomical.
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>>51573120
One in 10-100 millions of imperial citizens. So if we take population at say 50 billion we get a maximum of 5000 and minimum 500 such people on the world. After that we'll need to cut down that number for those who will not be fit due to psychological problems or genetical problems. There also may be problems in the brain department - too dumb even for a space wolf.

In the end we get around 5-50 people who get to scout training. Scout training will too cut them down. Probably to around 1-10.
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>>51570911
>Exceptional luck is a thing.
No such thing as luck outside of games. The only reason you'd say there is is because you don't want to accept the situation.

Fact is, she overpowered a guy trying to kill her with a hammer. I don't know why a hammer.
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>female space marine thread
>not posting our spiritual liege
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>>51570458
>You think Matt Ward having a bunch of Grey Knights slaughtering Sisters was just a random decision?
Surely related to proving how women are inferior, not because the wanted their chaos-immune blood. The point was exactly to show that women are weak, yep yep, you got it.
Also you are literally quoting one of the most retarded pieces of fluff ever so what does this make of you, I wonder?
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Hoping for female space marines id retarded.

Either they have retarded boob plate, which people will moan about or they wear normal space marine armor which covers anything feminine and they all don't wear helmets, which is also retarded.

It's just so retarded.
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>Brother Ramesis fails to correctly identify the Girdle of Femininity
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>>51568251
Strenght has nothing to do with being an Astartes, genes do, the fact that you need certain chromosomes only found in male genes also do.
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Although the specifics vary from chapter to chapter, Space Marines generally recruit the most outstanding warriors from the world or worlds they protect. Generally, these are high fatality martial contests in which the inferior candidates are maimed or killed.

So what happens when your best candidate in this batch of recruits is the barbarian chick? Do you just pass on her because NO GURLZ ALLOWED or do you take a chance knowing that the geneseed implantation may not work, but, then again, it may not work on a male candidate, either?
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>>51574129
>So what happens when your best candidate in this batch of recruits is the barbarian chick?

Inseminate her and throw her back.
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>>51574137
This desu.
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>>51568577

Anon, the assssinorum are one of my favourite parts of 40k but come on, you're just embarrassing yourself. The idea of assassins being more physically capable than marines because of magical drug cocktails has always been a load of shit.

I mean look at the Callidus you posted, she has the body of a typical fit female with the addition of wide hips and large breasts that she has no business having given her bodyfat percentage. The fact that you so desperately want space marines who are not only female but look like Victoria's Secret models shows that it was in fact YOU who was the misogyny all along.
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>>51574143

>The idea of assassins being more physically capable than marines because of magical drug cocktails has always been a load of shit.

Wait...what? That's been long established. Assassins are a hell of a step above marines. It's just horrifically inefficient investment-wise even compared to marines.
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>>51574137
>>51574141
>lol just rape her
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>>51574220
And?
If she's strong she can provide a worthy male successor.
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>>51574129

The implantation would 100% fail to work. Like, it's not a case of "One in a million", it's "Man jumps off building and tries to fly by concentrating" level of impossible.

You wouldn't let the barbarian chick in anyway, because it would be pointless. Would you make a non-English speaker take an exam in English?

She'd probably make a very good Chapter serf, though.
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>>51574129

Considering they recruit from children, likely send her to the Schola or the planet's Guard forces. Or she might end up getting grabbed by the Assassins if she's that superior as a new Assassin recruit.
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>>51572570
I imagine fem marines exactly like Greta Grosse in Wolfenstein, aka only people with a She-Hulk fetish would get aroused by them.
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>>51574291
You're talking about the process of becoming a Space Marine as if it's bound by physical laws, in a setting where strength of will and the power of believe actually do let men jump off buildings and fly.

Besides, it could always turn out that she's a Perpetual.
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>>51574331

>She hulk

That's a few steps along the attractive meter compared to Greta. She's a very muscular supermodel basically.
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>>51574129
It's quite simple. The best candidate wont ever be female so that offs the question.
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>>51574334
>You're talking about the process of becoming a Space Marine as if it's bound by physical laws
It is.
>in a setting where strength of will and the power of believe actually do let men jump off buildings and fly.
That's called "heresy".
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>>51574331
Who doesn't have a She-Hulk fetish?
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>>51574337
Ah, yeah, I realized my fuckup right after posting. In my headcanon She-Hulk is way more masculine. That's what I get for making comic book references when I'm not a comic book nerd.
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>>51574348
I don't
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>>51574354
I'm from /co/ and I've got your female space marine physique right here.
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>>51574386
What are you, some kind of fag?
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>>51574129
They choose the better male
Females can't be marines because the process to turn a human into a marine only work in males, and already a great amount of recruits die during the proccess.

>Inb4 that makes no sense
In real life the transplantation of certain organs increase their chances of failure by a TON if you do it from male to female or from female to male, corneas for example. I'm talking in the levels of "it's not even worth the surgery because it's due to fail". Its Nature sexist? yes, it's, deal with it.
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I don't personally think there should be female space marines but I can sorta see the core of the issue that makes people want them.

It's that well...marines have a massively disproportionate showing in the setting. If SOB got even a quarter of the showing that space marines got, you'd see a lot less calls for it. You have the all male group who are the flagship of the setting and genuinely the most important group most of the time. Then you have the all female group who get fuck all support and showing. Or showed more with both genders in the supposedly mixed gender groups like the guard (Who fucking knows with the mechanicus)
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>>51574334

> in a setting where strength of will and the power of believe actually do let men jump off buildings and fly.

It doesn't. That's psyker power.

>>51574409

But armies are 99.9% composed of men anyway, in the real world.
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>>51568217
I'd be fine with it if GW came up with some internal loophole to their original "geneseed needs you to be a dude" thing. It's not like a she-marine would be mechanically different than a he-marine, and if you wanted to fluff some exploded and overblown version of the dimorphism problem you could just make your she-marines be in more ranged-focused roles while your dudemarines go in with the chainswords.

Then again I'd also be fine with them just saying the SoB have some refined, more efficient process of enhancing their sisters through sanctified means that allows them to field up-armored, physically augmented sisters in oddly Astartes-like variants of their usual armor. By making these plentiful enough that a SoB army could field either old fashioned units, the upgraded ones, or a mix of the two as their dominant infantry force they could then bring mechanical variety into the SoB and push more units, making the army a more commercially viable one.
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Male Sisters of Battle when.
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>>51574437

Honestly, augmented SOB could be kinda cool as long as they don't make it genetic.

Make it 'They paid the mechanics some of the ecclessiarchies endless jewgolds to design an augmentation process similar to that of Skittari with a more humanoid look (Both for out of game visual separation from mechanicus stuff and for the in universe reason of a love of the human form look-wise)'
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>>51574437
I should specify.
> just saying the SoB have some refined, more efficient process of enhancing their sisters
Refined and more efficient than current means of genetically souping up normal humans. Not that they should be better than space marines. You wanna make them a shootier, less tough MEQ or something so they're on par but fill a different role sure.
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>>51574449
There are no male Sisters of Battle because of a bullshit legal loophole that prohibits the Ecclesiarchy from raising MEN at arms. There is literally nothing stopping a man from doffing a suit of powered armor and rocking out with a flamethrower.
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>>51574422
Daemon Prince-like power is considered psychic?
He probably meant flying saint bitches.
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All arguments about biology and pre-existing lore are completely moot. The reason all Space Marines are male is thematic. Space Marines are an over-the top-representations of hypermasculinity, a kind of parodical wish-fulfilment for a confused male teenager. Become a Space Marine and you don't have to worry about getting a job or getting a girlfriend. You are made to fight, you are great at it, you have a community of battle brothers who trust and support you, all you have to do is be a MAN all day long.

Of course, if you removed the parody of masculinity from the Marines and instead imagined them as just "badass sci-fi warriors", then they could be female.
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>>51574475
Well, actually, Ecclesiarchy doesn't care about that either, since they have Frateris Militia as well and nobody seems to give much of a fuck.
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>>51574459
Yeah, Robosisters would be rad. Maybe their augmetics and whatnot are all internal stuff, and part of the rituals involving it require them to do the whole thing without any pain killers or anything while being anointed with holy bullshit at every muscle and bone being replaced.

Rampaging psycho-sisters covered in suit plugs for their upgraded power armor (sallets, big pauldrons, keep their medieval gothic aesthetic) and covered in surgical scars while tearing shit apart with giant flaming flails and bolters would be grand.
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>it's another sexual dimorphism don't real, only feels are real thread
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>>51574509
Frateris militia is not a standing army, it's a rabble that local priests fire up when they need to burn a witch or assassinate a duly appointed Imperial Governor.
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>>51574509

Now now, the Frateris Militia are just local humans doing the emperors will and assisting the ecclessiarchy. It's unrelated to the priest arriving with enough hand flamers to outfit an army.
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>>51574536
They certainly are, but that wouldn't stop the priests from giving them lasguns and flak armour and pointing at the enemy if shit hits the fan real bad.
>>51574556
Of course, Father Anonymous, of course.
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>>51574344
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>>51574536
>it's a rabble that local priests fire up when they need to burn a witch
>or assassinate a duly appointed Imperial Governor
Kek'd
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>>51574578
Well, that was a low blow.
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>>51574528
Nobody's arguing it isn't real, and even if they are they're stupid. It's that half the board likes to downplay the difference while the other overplays the hell out of it, because the majority of 4chan doesn't understand what a sensible middle ground is and resents it whenever it rears its head as being "the other side but with less conviction", regardless of the subject or their stance on it, because most of the people here are socially retarded outcasts with little value in society.
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>>51574475
Yeah but the Decree Passive is just in-universe crap the writers came up with to justify their decision, when men should have just as much right to join the Adepta Sororitas as women do (even those within GW have clearly always thought so, just look at some of the studio models and art).
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>>51574389

>tumblr Universe

>>51574493

>t.tumblrina
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>>51574647
>tumblr Universe
Maybe, but Jaspers are basically gem space marines so I think it's relevant.
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>>51568217
This guy explains it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbyNnV4u14o

Also this guy >>51574509

Also fuck all of you for spending this long on the topic. I thought we were done with this shit!
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>female space marines
Why have the mods not starting permabanning every fucking retarded nigger faggot who brings this up? It's the same conversation every fucking time, where nothing new, original or interesting is said.
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>>51574665
also the this guy was meant to link >>51574493
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>>51568217
It's a retarded idea but I'm not gonna rage over it. I would never accept any argument that tries to make it make sense, yet I will never try to stop GW from doing this nonsense.

Times change and GW is a pretty long lived franchise. Sooner or later we will get space marine chicks. It would not make sense in-universe without a retcon, but warhammer 40k is not for those who live in the 4th millennium but for those who live in the 21st century. You simply can't stop a product from adapting to what society asks for, and sadly society asks for women in places where women make not sense.
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>>51574143
You do realize that breast size has nothing to do with body fat %? Don't get me wrong obviously there are fat deposits there, but there is glandular tissue that makes up the core of the breast that is just genetic.

ANYWHO. Do sisters of battle no equal the female equivalent of space marines? Psycho-indoctrinated, augmented power armoured soldiers of the God-Emperor? Why do we need to blur the two?
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>>51574688

I think the issue is mostly >>51574409

SOB exist and that's fine but they are almost always a complete non-factor compared to other factions.
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>>51569130
They are not wearing burkas, tho. Before shitposting, how about learning the meaning of the words included?
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Considering you have Sororitas, Assassins can be either sex theoretically (with Callidus having more women because polymorphine works better with women because reasons), and the fact that Tau, and both flavors of eldar are pretty equal opportunity. Hells, there's even nothing stopping you from fielding female IG if you wanted and that wouldn't break lore. Or Necrons for that matter, but sex doesn't really matter when most of your race is a bunch of soulless, mindless automatons. But yeah, if you wanna field a phaeron with "feminine" traits, go ahead.

But why does the idea of space marines being a boys only post-human club make people flip out so much? The lore says the Emperor made gene-seed only work with males, don't change it to appease chronocentric and identity politics.
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>>51569158
That's mainly because they're supposed to kill you if you're gay, but it's okay to be a trans and the operation is even partly payed by the government.
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>>51574389

If we're taking /co/ related inspiration for female marine looks...
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>>51574716
I mostly just enjoy watching people sperg out about it. As long as I continue to get fanart like >>51574420 and >>51573351, and cosplay like >>51568217, I'm happy.
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>>51574716
>Or Necrons for that matter, but sex doesn't really matter when most of your race is a bunch of soulless, mindless automatons.

Actually, it does.

Anrakyr and his crew instantly recognized the sex/gender of a female cryptek and Lychguard. This means that female Necrons have tits.
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>>51574768
What gender is this robot? Where are its tits?
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>>51574778
Female, but I only know that because I've observed it's behavior.
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>>51574778
Necrons are not robots. They are androids. The higher caste are custom built androids to boot.
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>>51574768
Only higher level necrons. Average rank and file all look the same.
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>>51574805
Don't get cute, an android is a robot in the form of a man. A Necron is a robot in the form of a necron'tyr.
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>>51568217
female space marines...?why do women have to destroy everything that's fun?isn't destroying our lives not enough?
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>>51574856
Destroying the things that you enjoy is a part of destroying your lives.
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>>51571154
Fabius implanted lesser geneseed into humans which resulted in the new breed of mankind aka "New Man". Both women and men adjusted well to the geneseed and were able to sire children with geneseed.

This shows that female space marines are possible.
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>>51574900
>Fabius "Because you could so you should" Bile

I bet ya think Chaos is a good idea, you dirty little heretic
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>>51574716
>both flavors of eldar
>both

It's more like "all three". Though actually four now, kinda.

...five if you count Corsairs, since FW does them. Six with Exodites, even if they barely exist.

Also, you forgot Daemons of Slaanesh.
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>>51574900
first it's female space marines next transgender and more and more sjw bullshit,if this happens it's just the beginning mark my words...huh the end times now i understand the meaning of it
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>>51574946
Fabius actually thinks Chaos is the worst idea.

And believe it or not, Fabius in recent years disagrees with "Because you could so you should" logic. He matured so much.
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Part of my Dark Heresy ongoing campaign is a teaser hook that the big "heretic" the party is chasing is trying to make female Spehss Mareens and double the amount of Muhreens protecting the galaxy.

But the players can't let him, because MUH HERESY
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>>51574973
So is Bile closer to a Renegade than a Chaos Marine these days?
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>>51575006
He never actually worshipped Slaanesh and viewed his brothers that did with contempt. Fabius has always been a mad scientist first and foremost.
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>>51574984
>allowing female marines will double the amount of marines
That's really not how it works.
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>>51574984
>devoting all those resources for something that will provide minimum benefit when it can be used for more important projects

Your local Administratum official wants you to attend a seminar on the importance of using the God-Emperor's resources efficiently. You are to sit the BLUE chair.
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>>51575006
Fabius still follows the Imperial Truth.
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>>51575057
>"Unlike you, whelp, I once walked the same ground as your Idol . I breathed the same air as him. And I tell you this, without lie or artifice. He never wanted to become what you have made him! He did not wish to be your god-thing. He abhorred such ideals! The slavery of your crippled, blind Imperium would sicken him, if he had eyes to see it."
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>>51568419
>adsorbent prices
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>>51574667
>Why have the mods not starting permabanning every fucking retarded nigger faggot who brings this up?
Because it's cannon now.
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>>51574631
That is just sculpting incompetence in face department.
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surprised nobody's posted this yet
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>>51575358
because it's a fan scenario from dragon magazine, with nothing to do with GW?

how many times do people have to point that out for you
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>>51575358
That's rogue trader stuff. Taking that as cannon in the present day is a major stretch.
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>>51575072
And that's why Fabius is one of my top 10.
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>>51575072
Just ten thousand years of experience and you start to get some bonuses to wisdom.
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>>51575358
It's not canon, but I'd allow it.
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>>51568913
>horrendous monstrosities that are begging to die
That sounds par for the course for 40k actually.
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>>51568913
He probably likes to call them "proofs of concept".
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>>51574143
>Implying that she couldn't just use that polymorphine to make herself look as hot as she wants.
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>>51569209
>and one of the missing Primarchs was a female.
the missimng primarchs were twin sister lesbians, one desi, one chinese because fucking magic. they ran away to worship Slaanesh with their double legion of whore-nuns.
>>51569218
i've been playing 4k since 1993 and i've fucked a lot of women and men since then: also 1 mtf... felt odd. Anyhoo, kys.
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>>51571154
>and not a clone because surprise surprise, clones are perfect genetic copies.
Are you seriously implying that men and women have different genes? In 2017?
The 1800s called and want their pseudoscience back.
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>>51576847
that would be 40k... played pretty much like killteam, then we wento confrontation from the WD rules.
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>>51568304
>stop discussing things I've heard before
Ignore the thread if you are so special.
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>>51574778
EVE is super qt desu.
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>>51577375
Her mom is kind of a bitch, though.
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>>51571280
Right, and women will always have an inferior soldier's build compared to a similarly built man. There is literally no reason to take a woman over a man to become Astartes
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>>51577885
"Because I want to."
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>>51577885

Someone from Baal will always be an inferior soldier compared to someone from Macragge, there is literally no reason to take a Baalite to become Astartes.

Except Sangy said that >>51577906
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>>51577906
And the Emperor is an auto at who didn't want to because he didn't care about equality, and he's the only one who really figured it out.

Gene-seed is like organ transplants. Women reject them for not being biologically similar enough to the Primarch. If there was a female primarch, then maybe, but there's no indication of that anywhere.

Thus, your options for female loyalist super soldiers are the assassins who can take out a dozen normal marines with ease, or going traitor and using all sorts of tech heresy and chaos booms to justify ladies in power armor.

What you won't get is a legion of female marines popping out of the warp, or some ad mech just inventing a way to make female ULTRAMARINES.
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>>51577972
>some ad mech just inventing a way to make female ULTRAMARINES.
Well this probably could happen. But they instantly will be labelled as HERESY and purging will be commenced. So again you can get your female marines only as traitors.
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>>51578009
Well, most of us are in it for the Slaaneshi girls anyway, and the rest are in it for triggering the autists.
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>>51578009
Exactly

>>51578031
Hey, that's what I did when I wanted some female space marines. Just cultists in power armor with a ton of boons.
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>>51574665
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>>51574663
>>51574389
Why does most fanart not show how big she is? Bitch is a tank, not a bodybuilder.
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>>51578168
I've got Jaspers all day long.
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>>51574856
It's probably past your bedtime, but I'll give you an upboat out of sympathy. Cooties isn't that bad, anon.
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>>51578168
because you have beyond shit taste
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>>51568251
>>51568754
>>51568871
>>51568952
>>51570492
>>51571434
>>51571364
>>51571599
>>51571858
>>51574129
>>51577885

>all this sperging and comparing of bench press stats

Here is the opinion of a woman who has been in actual combat:
/www.westernjournalism.com/the-problems-of-women-in-combat-from-a-female-combat-vet/

Of course - 40k is just a game and "reelistic" doesn't really fucking matter. Sure, the "realistic" Imperium would probably consider women to be most efficiently used as production instruments for more soldiers. Spending resources to evaluate the female population to find the 1% of she-wolves would be inefficent.

Still, it's a game and on their own, spacemarines with tits are not an issue.

HOWEVER, it is obvious that allowing female marines is just opening the gates for the entire setting of 40k to be shat over.

The complaints are not going to stop when female spessmarines are introduced. The attention deprived will find yet another thing to endlessly moan about. "What do you mean Chaos is bad? In MY opinion, everyone should be friends and I will hold my breath until you give me what I want"

Soon, 40k will be a happy teaparty in a princess castle, all "offensive" themes removed. All factions from Imperium to Necron and Chaos will sing koombayah among flowers and jerk each other off like an average social event in a gated community of democrat voters.
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>>51578503
I would like to add to this:

Look at fucking Judge Dredd comics.

It went from an over the top parody of fascism with silly one liners to entire pages being dedicated to the characters being anal about whether their sandwhich is halal.
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>>51578555
That's not true.

Is it?
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>>51578621
>in a comic that used to feature a totalitarian state which requried atheism by law
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>>51578503
>
Soon, 40k will be a happy teaparty in a princess castle, all "offensive" themes removed. All factions from Imperium to Necron and Chaos will sing koombayah among flowers and jerk each other off like an average social event in a gated community of democrat voters.

I don't think they'll go that far, but yeah. For them, if you give them the metaphorical inch that female space marines are, they'll just demand more problematic elements be changed.
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>>51578767
Jesus Christ, I get that Dredd was always coming from a leftist point of view as a pastiche of their stereotype of right-wing totalitarians, but this naked virtue signaling is repulsive.
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>>51579016
>>51578767
>>51579043
Why can't leftists into abstraction?
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>>51579128
Once you get far enough into either side of the spectrum, the ability to separate your beliefs from your works (at least subtly) disappears.
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>>51568799
And the strongest men in 40K can rip ten of those women in half simultaneously.
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>>51575406
It's not Rogue Trader stuff. This is Rogue Trader stuff.
>keyed to male tissue types
>must past tissue compatibility tests to become a neophyte
Sunstroke is written by a third party company unrelated to Games Workshop, published in a magazine known for making up campaign ideas for other RPGs.
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>>51580024
Shut up, you misogynist drumphshitter.
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>>51576904
Are you fucking stupid? Do you really not know that removing one chromosome and replacing it with another is in fact changing your genes? Not only is your genome different, but your gene expression is grossly different. Sharing only half the pair with someone is sibling-tier in genetic relation, except the fact it is the exact same chromosome being duplicated is the riskiest thing ever since it's an actual guarantee of having all the problems that incest causes. That's not a perfect clone; that's an incest baby.
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>>51580218
What does shitposting gain you?
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>>51580255
Shitposting is beautiful.
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