Snooting out elvish spies

>>51561767
>from the back of the crowd: "Like we'd ever show you humans the REAL forests."

>>51561767
>Now what do you have to say about that eh?!

Urist, fetch me blocks and a minecart. We have wood to haul, and plump helmets to vomit everywhere due to sunlight exposure.

You did this just for me? I'm flattered.

>>51561767
Well, so long as this forest wasn't essential for soil retention, fine by me. Farmers care about forests too, if they're smart, we're just not fanatic and irrational about it.

>>51562486
FOUND THE ELF
BUUUURN HIIIIM

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>>51562486
>Farmers care about forests too
Sure, that's why we loose tens of thousands of hectar soil every year

>>51561767
Hey, man, it's a goddamn sustainable logging site. It ain't gonna work.

I don't give a shit.
Regards, city elf.

>>51561767
Actually something interesting just crossed my mind, how about have the suspected elves step on a bonsai or something like japan used to do to christians?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fumi-e

NUUUUUUUU
LEEV IT ALONN
;_; POOR ANIMALS ;_;

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Gee, we sure are having a good time being not-elves! Sure don't hope any of those dastardly elves come out to make me feel bad about not being an elf!