/tg/ creates town map one building at the time

Do your own prepwork.

Needs a lighthouse

>>51508408

I think it's a somewhat interesting colborative project. I'm mobile otherwise is participate.

Certianly better then yet another stat this vidya, anime, manga character thread.

My beef is the OP has no settings parameters.

>>51508442
LIGHTHOUSE THREAD !

More seriously, this is a pretty awful place to build a town. Not a single noteworthy feature here. Not a single reason for the town to be here rather than elsewhere.

tl;dr: towns don't exist in a vacuum, except for cursed places or pocket dimensions.

OP until you give us setting information this thread is /b/ tier.

>>51508515

This. Slap a river down the center. That way it's a port town and makes some sense to be there.

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Now with a river

>>51508687
Rivers suck, what we need in a coastal town is a natural harbor. That's what made Old English America great in the first place.

>>51508719
So add one

>>51508401
How is that building supporting that weight distribution? Wouldn't the top just fall in on the bottom?

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>>51508735
slav magic

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>>51508687
added bridge, cliffs, and beach.

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>>51508815
BUT A DRAGON ATTACKED

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>>51508735
classical medieval european architecture. Probably for tax evasion purposes.

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:^)

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>>51508873
Thankfully, it's a vampire dragon, he can't cross running water.

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>>51508401

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>>51508916
BUT HE HAD VAMPIRE POWERS TO DESTROY THE TOWN

This can only end in tears.

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To prevent future dragon attacks, a garrison was erected by order of the king.

>>51508995

Is that rightmost building for gnomes or hobbits or something? It looks tiny.

>>51509035
Perhaps it's garrisoned by Hobbit archers?

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>>51508995
Now with the lighthouse!

>>51509131
Light houses are normally placed on outcroppings of rocks that project from the coastline. Putting it in a cove seems odd.

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Fine steel, forged to defend us from dragons.

>>51509153
It can provide an alignment to reach the harbour when there's no visibility. You just need a directed/colored light or another smaller light on the front.

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>>51509153
Will this placing be acceptable? Assuming south border is the end of harbour.

>>51508995
Was it a Ben garrison?

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A group of refugees appeared nearby. Their town was attacked by dragons. They seek shelter.
Will we accept them?

>>51509563
/pol/ get out.

>>51508401
Keep a military base at the very,very far end.

>>51509237
aesthetically it was probably nicer before, I feel bad for commenting about it's position now.
>>51509287
He rides a green dragon fool.

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A word of God reached here! We have a church now!

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>>51509237
SHOULD'VE GARRISONED THE LIGHTHOUSE, SILLY MORTALS

>>51509815
Silly dragon is trapped in time paradox! Now he will be kept in the past!

>>51509837

He's just too fat to keep up with the passage of time. Poor guy needs a diet.

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>>51509237
We may have an inn, but we lack a marketplace - or we used to, at any rate

>>51509905
Then he needs to be a sea dragon. Sea food can help him to drop some weight.

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>>51509941
Now dragon is on a strict diet. While he drops weight as sea dragon, he became the guardian of town.

>>51509941
I don't know. My see food, I eat it diet isn't working well for loosing weight.

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What is a town without their local wizard and his tower!

>>51510158
Strange. The colour of stone is the same as the one on church. And the church is missing.
Is it coincidence?

>>51510238
The wizard is a rare class of fedoramancer.

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>>51510238
There we go, water snake and prayer house back on the map.

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>>51510308
Since childhood, everyone in the town knew that Bob was not like the others.

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>>51510361
Brewery appears when you expect it the least.

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>>51510361
Mostly for his love for herbs and their lore.

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>>51510563

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Should we be worrying about the guys living in the Dragon Skull with the bloody shrine?

>>51510621
If they don't steal virgins and cause havoc, than I suppose there is no need to worry.
Do they pay their taxes?

>>51510621
Nah they're with the sea dragon and he's cool I guess.

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the town builds a public housing project for its poor

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>>51510665
Nice commieblock.

>>51510665
I don't think Bob likes that.

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>>51510716
Does Bob like brothels? Because port now has one.

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>>51510665
>>51508955
A local well armored but docile titan has taken it upon itself to watch the sea dragon.

Some guy built a house on its head. It doesn't mind.

>>51510929
We need some mines. Along with some cyberpunk apartment buildings.

>>51510929
Also, can you station some battleships near the port. Along with an air force base.

>>51510929
Looks like they have staring contests every day.

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>>51510929
Circus of some old lady came to town! They have magician, harpy and real unicorn!

This is rapidly turning into an old Judge's Guild module.

>>51511059
>>51511077

Do these.

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>>51510924
As a port I think we need some ships - or should make some

>>51511194
That is a good idea. Can we have a hedonistic pleasure cult. Alsom can we have a jaeger from pacific rim instead of ships. We need an airport.

>>51511237
I want a massive dick in the town center.

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>>51511171
Well not exactly my forte. >>51511194 Also this guy just made some good shits.

I made a port from the old one though.

>>51511059
>>51511077
>>51511237
>>51511261
Pick up paint and start drawing fuckbois.

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>>51511268
>>51511237
Now we have dwarven helicopter base.

>>51511356
Needs a big tittied statue

>>51511356
We need some dark elves nightclubs.

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>>51511378
>>51511421
We need more engravers, because there is a lack of them.

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>>51511356
Due to complaints from residents (i.e. Bob) the local council has instructed the tower block to redesign in order to avoid spoiling the 'natural beauty of the area'.

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>>51511356
A little fix with roads.

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>>51511452
Due to rise of population in town (no thanks to the helicopter field and the recent migrant crisis.) a new block was built.

>>51511538
>Bob dies inside

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>>51511538

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>>51511421
Across the whorehouse, a respectable dark elf nightclub opens up.

Also bob continues to make the worst of the town a bit better.

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A bunch of odd-looking, but seemingly friendly Kobolds have moved in next to the Dragon Cultists. They're getting along just fine!

>>51511802
Weirdo as he is, we should nonetheless all thank Bob.

>>51509815
I'm on the floor, this is getting better

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things are getting worse in the ghetto

what the hell is the monster near the port

>>51512249
Ted.
>>51511455

>>51512249

A titan lives under the docks, nervously watching that sea dragon. >>51510929

>>51512380
>>51512282
Thanks. I didn't notice him at first

gunshop shaped like a big ass revolver cylinder

>>51512429
What he just say? >>51511344

Better crack open that paint and get to drawing.

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>>51512109

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Someone opens a forestry next to the giant pine tree glade to the NW

>>51512509

I like that we have two sets of docks, the crappy 2d ones for poor fishing vessels, and the fancy 3d docks for wealthy merchant ship captains who can afford to pay up.

>>51512570
And for the wealthiest, there's the marvels of dwarven engineering.

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Orcish tavern.

>>51512659
Orcs showing an amazing ability for growing crops and animal husbandry for such a brute race.
Clearly there is nobility and grace amongst the,. They'll get on fine with bob.

>>51512060
you fall over or something man? Need help back up?

>>51512706
Maybe bob always was an orc, and the reason he was so ostracized was actually RACISM

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A giant box of wheaties falls from the sky.

A homeless man decides to put it with the other box, and makes it into a seaside house.

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A submarine appears to be watching the town.

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As it turns out a bunch of rebellious kobold youths, thanks to the influence of the towns more non-draconic values have turned away from the faith of their parents and ruined the neighborhood in hormone fueled confusion.

>>51512812
Or maybe it was because the fucking faggot has a pink house.

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Sensing the deep rage of Bob at the acts of these Kobold youths, an exploitative devil emerges, offering to fix the mistakes of man. However, in exchange, he demands that a kobold child, no older than one year, is sacrificed to him.

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>>51513182
BUT THE ARMY IS HERE TO SAVE BOB AND THE HOMELESS FROM THIS SCALIE THUGS

>>51513324
>>51513343
The kobold youths being a poor underclass rather than an oppressive force is a complex societal issue and therefor the actions of both demons and bob struggling with his queerness to kill a single bold keeps it in a stalemate for now.

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>>51513324
>>51513343
THEY PEW PEW THE DEVIL TOO, THIS IS A CHRISTIAN TOWN

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>>51513419
A farmour with thatch fencing has setup his small farm by the brewery and Wizard tower.

He decided to grow some wheat & milk cows but isn't sure what else to grow yet...

>>51512812
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>51513208
MAYBE BOTH?!?!

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>>51513419
Actually turns out the town worships some weird pagan fantasy religeon and the demon wakes up, immune to the armys christian bullets.

It also grows some sickass horns and blood cape and continues to stand outside bobs house.

Bob is once again terrified and angry as all hell.

>>51508401
There's a church of reason built on top of the old church and graveyard. There's a prostitute entombed in gold on the altar.
T. Robbie Spierre

>>51513644

I feel like the army needs to send out for some Call of Cthulhu investigators to look into this town's weird bullshit religion.

The further we get into developing this town, the more and more I feel like this is going to end up with some kind of huge battle against some hidden antagonist.

>>51514407
The hidden antagonist is .........bob.

>>51508408

lol, you should know damn well that these threads produce amusing but unusable garbage. there's no way OP is trying to sneakily acquire a shitty /tg/ map to use in a game. it's not like map threads aren't a thing anyway

quit being so paranoid, damn

>>51514425
I mean I could totally see myself use this for a little less serious campaign, can even think up some stuff to do.

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Sorry to report gents but it would appear a bunch of Gnomes have moved in up in the north part of town

>>51515111
Oh shit, there goes the neighborhood.

>>51515162

I know, dwarves, orcs, and kobolds are one thing, but fucking gnomes? That's bad. Still, as long as they don't draw in any fucking kender..

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>>51515111

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designated gnome shitting/pooping street

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>>51515111
>>51515398
Realising the true threat to society, the proto-demon and the army have combined their efforts to contain the gnome menace.

Bob is now alone.

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>>51515499
Here comes the arch-nemesis of Bob, Mike. He hates pink colour and he loathes flowers. He also has an amazing horse.
Looks like he plans to do something.

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>>51515499
Due to the rise in teen pregnancies and even more confused hormone filled rage from the kobold youths, the actual townsfolk move to nicer pasture, it also helps that a stable for the country's main mounts: Automobiles just opened up, bringing jobs to the town.

>>51515499
If only we could put them in some sort of encampment for concentrating them in one location

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>>51517434
A mysterious giant white knight made of metal appeared at the border of town. He just stopped there and now stands still.

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>>51517743
Son of a local lord has matured, and as a present to his coming of age, lord ordered to built him a manor.

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>>51518075
The town has been officially incorporated as the village of Stankonia!

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>>51518508
Stankonia's agriculture continues to develop.

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>>51518601
Stankonia was considered behind the times by the great nation and so was introduced to modern concepts such as not dirt roads and dentistry.

Bob is throwing a shitfit.

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>>51518601
>>51518714
Before the modernized roads, however, they had to deal with the pesky Eye summoned by the buttwizard.

>>51518601
>>51518714
>>51518742
We have Mike, Bob, woods, a lot of surreal places and "Welcome to..." sign.
Is it Twin Peaks now?

>>51518742
Clearly the buttwizard failed to take in account the effects of feces particles and its active bacteria flora and the pesky eye got pink eye.

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>>51518601

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>>51518812
D'OH FUCK
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' GHOST
SCANNER SWEEP

>>51518790
Well I never watched it, but does a super demon and the army team up to contain the threat of midgets?

>>51518870
Kind of. There are threat of midgets, demons and federal forces (Agents of FBI) trying to deal with it.

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>>51518860
Stankonia's Orc population learns about MAD and constructs an incredibly shitty nuclear weapon.

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>>51518800
Poor eye needs some treatment.

>>51518911
>>51518918
YOU FOOLS
WHERE IS THE GHOST
IF THE GHOST AIN'T DEAD BY THE TIME THAT NUKE FALLS WE'RE ALL DONE FOR

>>51518930
What ghost? Was there any?

>>51518958
MAH SWEEP TURNED UP NOTHIN'
AT THIS RATE...

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>>51518958
Looks like they ran out of energy... but WHICH ONE IS IT

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>>51518962
Actually, you are right. There is a ghost of communism in the woods.

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>>51518918
But thanks to MODERN DENTISTRY the town has now made the eye... ALL THE FUCKING WORSE OH GOD!

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>>51519082
Looks like we have a sandworm. And where there is a sandworm there is a spice. And spice must flow.
Harvester is deployed.

>>51519082
>>51519172
Oh, sorry. I forgot modernized part of manor.

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>>51519172
Looks like the nuke landed, sorry.

Turns out it was an SC2 scaled nuke though, so its ok.

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>>51519208
Looks like crater from the nuke has some cracks in it. Herbalists tell that a wondrous plant will grow from there.
What it might be?

>>51519279
Tiberium?

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>>51519418
>Tiberium
Looks like it is indeed a tiberium. I hope we will not attract any suspicious bald necromancers.

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Thanks to the open roads, the blacksmith has been able to boaden its wares to firearms.

Many such being popular with the rebellious kobold youths and dark elves of the town.

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>>51519705
And meanwhile a new mill was built.
I wonder how this town lasted so long without one.

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>>51519705
And with the comming of modern technology comes the solution to the towns greatest threat, the gnomes.

>>51519837
Oh whoops.

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>>51519837
>>51519844
In other news: The giant metal white knight has stood around doing nothing so long that a second glade has grown around it, though likely dead, check with Stankonian tourism bouro for tours around this great paperweight.

Next on: The sea dragon and the dock face, when are they gonna make out already?

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>>51519974
I think dragon is too shy to do that in public.
Is this thread worth archiving on suptg?

>>51520077
at the very least, we should save a finalized version with an explanation.

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>>51520233
Bob is up to something.
He wants to become the new lord of Stankonia. He promises to put more flowers and make Stankonia safer place.

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It seems a small clan of Gnolls has moved in by the forest probably with nothing good planned.

>>51520492
Aren't they afraid of our mighty military with proto-demon?

>>51520508
Gnolls worship a demon they probably want to help eat the gnomes.

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>>51520516
>>51520492
Right now gnolls walk freely, but who knows their true intentions?

>>51519481
>>51519418
>Be a humble little farmer
>Maintain a comfy farm and grow some vegetables in it
>Then some weirdo throws a bomb in your bed reserved for cherry tomatoes
>Now there is a crater with toxic minerals
>These bloody rocks slowly kill my precious plants

I demand justice!
Where is the landlord?

>>51520666
>who knows their true intentions
>666
>true intentions
Those trips are for no good.

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sea serpent evolves cloaca

>>51521554
I thought dragon was male. >>51509905

>>51521607
maybe hermaphrodite. anyway he evolves a snake vagina because he needs to breed ASAP or his race will go extinct

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>>51521554
Sea dragon wakes up from a strange dream in which he became a woman. He was embarrassed for a bit, and then he continued staring contest with the Dock face.

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>>51513182
>twf no cute kobold-gopnik to cheeki-breeki with

>>51521995
>tfw no young and confused kobold going trough hell as it has to deal with conflicting cultures and drug abuse.

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>>51521995
>>51522333
Here is a little Stankonian Kobold.

>>51521674
As the dragon dreams of tsundere dreams of dock face, bob gets big trough his big pharma herbs. He now has his own office building called Bob tower.

Meanwile the gnolls and pseudo-demon, after years of battle alongside their comrades in arms, the army, they well up decided to join up themselves.

>>51522787
Hella cute.

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>>51522822
Whoops

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festive ass sea dragon still thinks its christmas

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What goes through his mind?

>>51523328
"Hot damn I'm pruning."

>>51523328
>This water is cold
>The sea dragon is getting really loud again
>I know none of the townsfolk here
>I wish I weren't home under this dock so I could jerk off
>My entire identity is based on the fact that I sit and look sad under a dock.

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>>51523277
The arch-nemesis of Bob, Mike got envious of Bob's success and started his revenge. He cooperated with ghost of communism to summon kaiju-Mao Zedong.
Kaiju-Mao begun to arise from the depths of Sankonian Harbour.
What would Bob do?

>>51523328
>Why did someone turn my box of wheaties into a house?

>>51523517
Since he is in direct line of sight of the sea dragon and the harbor giant, I imagine that Bob won't have to do anything.

They're gonna start kicking Mao's shit in

>>51523654
>X gonna give it to ya starts playing.

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Promotional poster for tourism in Stankonia.

>>51523517
Bobs organizes and detonates a bomb at the ligthouse and blames the gnomes to redirect public attention to the gnome threat

>it must be a very small explosion that leaves a very small crater

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>>51523988
Bomb was pretty weak, but after-effect had enough fuel to distract people from Mao.
Meanwhile, Mao slowly gets stronger. Is there a way to stop his summoning?

>>51523965
I feel that the promotional tourism for stankonia is a lot like this vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

>>51524106
Simple, tell mao that him becoming stronger is siezing the means of power from the working class and therefor he himself is the bourgeoisie scum he hates.

>>51524106
Is that blue car near farm got caught in time? It is still falling from cliff.
Also >>51523654

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>>51524106
The authorities begin looking into the attack at the lighthouse. Bob holds his breath.

>>51524511
I don't think time is a thing in stankonia.
Thanks buttwizard!

>>51524106
We have only one option left. The army must deploy its greatest weapon: Zombie Stalin.

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>>51524517
Diane, 9:34 AM, lighthouse, centre of Stankonia.
Found a bombing spot. Nothing special, just some burned whitewash and torn grass. Don't know why somebody needs to explode this majestic building.
Coffee here is not that bad as I expected it to be. Also local orcish restaurant serves sweet wolfberry pie.

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>>51524597
If military has Zombie Stalin than is this ghost just his impostor?

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Hey, the Dragon Cultists finally went outside!

I wonder what they're doing?

>>51524719
They're enchanting the sea dragon to KICK MAO'S ASS!

OOH RAH!

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>>51524508
>Simple, tell mao that him becoming stronger is siezing the means of power from the working class and therefor he himself is the bourgeoisie scum he hates.
This revelation turned kaiju-Mao in the state of shock. His summoning has stopped and his face, that was frozen with great horror, stayed on the surface of water.

>>51524719
>>51524770
>>51524736
Now give him the final blow! Looks like he is vulnerable now!

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>>51524770
And so the ultimate showdown of ultimatedestiny begins.

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Promising to revitalize the local economy, the superstore, Paul*Mart, opens up a branch by the airport.

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>>51524604

>>51524795
Christmas dragon got rid of the mistletoe

>its fucking ogre

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>>51524795
Sea dragon and Dock face have beaten kaiju-Mao! His death animation has started!

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>>51525186
And here are his final moments!

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>>51525328
Congratulations! They've defeated kaiju-Mao!

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>>51525408
Peace at last! But what will happen to Mike and ghost of communism?

>>51525434

They're gonna have to get jobs as greeters as Paul-Mart.

>>51525434
Mike will run as opponent canditdate against Bob and Sandworm.

>>51525434
Two people set up house-boats seeing as the fight is over. Get into a dispute due to opposing ship colors.

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>>51525803
forgot pic

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>>51525559
>>51525501
Three candidates! Whom would you vote for?
My choice is Shai-Hulud, because he cares.
And it looks like ghost now has a new job.

>>51525845
Slogan for worm meant to be "Little maker is a great caretaker" Forgot to draw one word.

>>51525845
voting mike

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>>51525820
>>51525845
Fixed.

>>51525845
>Voting for any other candidate than based bob

>>51525845
>>51525872
>>51526143
Looks like we need at least one more vote to get the results.

>>51526232
my vote is for the pink house dude, whatever his name was.

i can't remember because i smoke the shit he grows

>>51526143
>>51526232
Bob is obviously for the job.

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>>51526398
>>51526297
Bob have won the elections. Now he is the landlord of Stankonia.

On a final note, what would you ask him to do to make glorious Stankonia a better place?

>>51526514
Demolish the high density housing in favor of scenic suburbs with mandatory flower gardens.

>>51526514
start peacetalks between the colossus and the dragon.

also, i want bob to work with the mage in the ass tower, that fucker needs to contribute.

this thread is good. Real funny

>>51526514
More boxes for the box hobo

>>51526514
The Dragon Cultists want more good dragon role models for the kobolds. They're also requesting goat farms.

>>51526514
Hire the local gnomes as Paul-Mart greeters/indentured servants to the glories of Paul.

>>51526514
Conquer the known world!

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Archived for the future generations.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/51508401/

>no wall of dick
>no 4 houses spelling D I C K
>no 20lbs of Pussy and Ass
>no "and knucles"
It's like you don't know how to fun

>>51527285
sorry, /b/

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>>51526514
There is unrest in the gnome ghetto.

>>51527739
I thought that was a camp constructed with the sole purpose of concentrating them in one location? If it's a ghetto they need to pay for the wall though

>>51527739
Paul-Mart executive makes statement that he will employ 10,000 gnomes

This was a good thread, and we should all feel good, /tg/. You may now resume your regularly scheduled shitposting.

>>51530406
I'm just really surprised co-olaborative shitposting over a whole day didn't get more fucked up.

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The military and the demon use the gnome riots as an excuse to start killing gnomes

>>51508401
I foresee a dick shaped town with a river and lake just north.

>>51508910
Die horribly in a fire

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>>51531482
As purification takes place, the dragon cultists celebrate Christmas with their lord.

Also the hobo gets promoted from hobo to king hobo.

>>51531724
Poor dock face can just watch and wait a few more days thanks to his orthodox faith.

>>51531724
This town is literally a suburb of hell

>>51531989
More like a quiet, outback town.

The inhabitants talk funny and dont cut into freaks around these parts.

>>51532009
>dont cut into freaks

Do you mean "don't cotton to"? Or what you said? Because they don't seem to mind freaks at all, just gnomes, like any sensible person.

>>51532101
I tried to do a southern version of "We don't like your kinda around here."

But yeah its a nice, multicultural hellhole.

>>51532140

Yeah, the phrase you're looking for is "we don't cotton to those kind of folks around here." Or frequently "those types."

When this thread is close to being archived, someone ought to bring the map to a drawthread

>>51531724
Maybe we can finally fund a public school with the money we get from the gnome ghetto.
None of those fucks have paid taxes since they got here

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>>51531724
Bob, at the urging of the tourism council, has ordered work done on the river, which now has a beautiful waterfall leading into a public beach!

5/7 would play here

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>>51533204

In a move considered questionable, a fairy kingdom decides to move in and claim a section of the sea in the name of the Principality of Seafairyland. The Seafairylanders welcome their Stankonian neighbors from a safe distance, having brought a howitzer along just in case things get hairy.

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>>51533429

>>51533659
Needs a pier with carnival rides

>>51533659
We should put a school near bob's house. Put all that money we confiscated from the gnomes to use

>Gnomes move to Stankonia
>Gnomes are immedaitely subjected heightened security and segregation
>Bob organizes a bombing to distract from a bigger issue
>After the defeat of Kaiju-Mao, Bob is seen as a hero
>Gnomes react to horrible treatment with infighting and riots after Bob is elected
>This is seen as threatening and the gnome genocide begins

Bob really was the hidden antagonist after all

>>51533887
We were willing to give them a chance. They blew it when they started using the streets as toilets

>>51533887
/tg/ was right again!

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After all these years lighthouse was built where it should be while old lighthouse was conveted into stripclub by some guy(?) named Shewho Thirsts

FBI is still there.

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The town decides to invest the money that was confiscated from the gnomes in a a public school

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>>51534496
After safety concerns were brought to Bob's attention, the round-about has finally been painted, and cross walks added.

Additionally, a new bike rack has been placed near the drug store in an effort to promote healthy travel!

>>51534691
Bob has also taken it upon himself to clean up the southern portion of the city. Which seems to have worked seeing as there's less trash and the kobolds are going to school

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>>51534844
feck

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As part of a petition to help the towns economy Bob has asked a Necromancer to move in to assist with manual labor.

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>>51534926
Bob asked to make the phallic imagery on a strip club less obvious because of public school nearby.
It's not like previous variant of building could hurt vulnerable minds of children, but city already has big enough degree of obscenity.

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>>51534952
A new sidewalk has been added to allow the kobolds a safe route to school, hopefully this will keep them out of trouble from now on.

In the meantime, due to the new restrictions on the strip club, an upscale restaurant has been added to the top in an effort to attract new business.

>>51535037
And apparently the home of the Necromancer is slightly mobile. Where might it appear next?

>>51535099
>>51535037
I think city needs a cemetery. Where else Necromancer will reanimate potential workers?
Maybe place between church and Necromancer's house will be ideal.

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>>51535134
Do to demands of the necromancer a graveyard has been added, with it the body that has been rotting outside the southern housing has been cleaned up.

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Who could have predicted that heavy farming equpiment on a cliff would have conributed to coastal erosion?! A fire breaks out on the Farm and 50% of his land is taken by the sea.

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>>51535343
The sewage run off pipe is blocked by the shift and the entire town's sewage is backed up through the Wizard's Tower, which overflows and blocks off a main route in and out of town.

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>>51535343
Why farmer has to suffer the most? First was the nuke, now it is fire and erosion.

>>51535402
Now here is a literal shitposting.

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With the collapse the dragon cultist petition Bob for the new section of water, some resorting to magic to persuade Bob.

>>51535294
RIP in peace dead pantsless slav

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in an attempt to both beautify the city and spend the money obtained from the gnome menace in a way that annoys them as much as possible, the city decides to erect a golden statue of the dead slav, who is now believed to have been killed cause he knew the gnomes were hoarding gold instead of paying their damn taxes
The ghetto's also a lot cleaner now

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>>51535846

Undaunted by the less than flattering view of the city, the Principality of Seafairyland expands through the help of foreign importation of materials, building a proper tower house for their royalty.

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>>51536081
Persuaded by dragon cultists, Bob cleaned the main route from sewage. New section of water is now in construction.
Meanwhile, the fire on farm has stopped. Wheat crops and shed were burned. Poor farmer rebuilt his shed and used his compensation (provided by government) to build a spice refinery. Now farmer makes profit from working with spice.

>>51536081
Are those fairies just downscaled Touhou sprites?

>>51536328
Damn. I really wanted to add a catholic church (Since I'm assuming the existing one is protestant and it's inferred that the dragon is either catholic or protestant since he celebrates Christmas BEFORE the orthodox titan.) and an orthodox one but there's no room

>>51536370
You may try to move brothel's ad to the front of Shai-Hulud and use cleared space, I think.

>>51536408
That or Ocean churches. If the thread's still alive tomorrow I'll do that

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>>51536344

They're a from a sheet whipped up by a friend who was working on refurbishing a specific Dwarf Fortress mod and giving it Stonesense compatibility that never came through, and they're actually to-scale, just edited using Shop' so they aren't too glaringly detailed compared to the rest of the city.

>>51534299
>A stripclub, a whore house and a dark elf night club.
We might not had a school until then but boy did we have sluts.

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>>51536439
>>51536328
The new water section was built. Now all sewage flows to the bordering town to the East, because fairies wanted to have water in harbour clean. Bob hopes citizens of bordering town will not complain.
Local catholic community reserved space for the new cathedral. Brothel's ad moved to another place.
Cemetery is upgraded and skeletons happy about it. They started a party.

Thanks to the aid from the water fairies, Stankonia now has its own freighter, with a howitzer.

And for public safety, roads and streetlights have been added to deter More ghost of stalin and bear attacks.

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>>51536977

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>>51536980

The gnollish military meanwhile, decides that what better way would there to be to spend their budget raise than to buy new tanks? Armed with several weapons of various caliber distributed across multiple turrets, the new vehicles are quickly put into action against the gnomish slums.

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>>51511077
>>51511171
>>51537071

As earlier requested, a battleship comes streaming through in order to patrol the coasts. Far from cutting edge, it's a rusty predreadnought, the cheapest that Stankonia could afford, but a functional warship none the less.

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>>51538017
Cemetery got updated once again. Fence is more functional, gate is not falling off, graves are more attractive and there is a stone statue!
Now skeletons are partying harder. They've got an old gramophone and were joined by two seductive ghosts.
There is surely no grave silence at the Cemetery.

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>>51538017
Since the introduction to modern shipwrights the old trade ship that has kept stankonia barely alive all this time is turned useless.. unless, yes!

Its remade into a MOTHERFUCKING AIRSHIP! Thanks to the magical powers of the wizard and the tiberium, the ship is in full use again.

I feel like old "Vote for BOB" ad is outdated.

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A mysterious white capsule has crashed into the roof of one of the apartment blocks.

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>>51538017

What do we name Stanktonia's flagship?

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>>51538192
>>51538505

Merging.

>>51538192
Already tired of these skeletons using stankonian tax dollars to party instead of work

>>51538256
Should be a paulmart billboard desu

New thread soon, fellas?

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>>51538256
I agree. bob is already the great dictator and ruler

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>>51538256
How about some propaganda posters?

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>>51538552
I mean eh, maybe not.
Maybe a new town. Its already getting cluttered to hell and back.

Besides the last we need is a new shitposting meme.

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>>51538518
Suvorov!

>>51538552
Agree with >>51538602 There is are not a lot of places to build, and starting with the blank map again is a not a good idea.
If we are gonna do this again, it will be better not to do it frequently.

>>51538518
Stankonian Pride.

>>51518790
Seeing there's a magic butttower, I'd call it... Twin Cheeks

>>51538685
Why dont we make the map bigger, keeping all the old buildings but allowing for more expansion?

>>51539011
Damn good coffee in Twin Cheeks

>>51539097
this

>>51538518
Lil' Mao

>>51539097
Sure, but I've got a feeling that it will not be the same and will got old very quickly.
I propose to take a break.

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>>51538589
>>51538602
One more merge.

>>51539097
The pic is already massive though. But I mean it could be worse.

>>51539363
Well it was a good thread, GG, had fun.

Thread is already archived, but is there any need to make a little screencap or summarize the result on 1d4chan?

>>51539535
Make it a gif or webm

>>51539363
REEEEEE why would you waste last image in thread on a merge anon

I thought I had decent idea how to end this :(

>>51539753
You can share it on imgur.

>>51539764
eh it's not that important, but anyway, it was a good thread, hoping for some .gif out of those at least.

also, fuck it, here is my change:
http://imgur.com/a/oYtR2
Someone stole that fucking white knight. Where's Waldo? (7 pieces)

>>51539805
I'll try doing gif, though I have to resize ome of those images first

>>51539827
I am literally retarded and don't know how to make a gif.

>>51508408
first post worst post

>>51539805
>jpg
>of such poor quality
Come on.

>>51539876
>>51539827
>>51539554
>>51539535
Is file limit on /tg/ around 8 Mb? I've managed to fit the whole thing in 7.5.
http://imgur.com/a/aoV18

>>51540522
it was normal png when I uploaded it

>>51539363
And now an explanation of every fig. in there
Ehehehueheu

>>51540524
Uploaded 3.75 Mb version on the same link. Just in case.

Thanks to whoever archived the thread, everyone go vote it up: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/51508401/

>Bob examined Stankonia from the top of his tower
>Once rebellious and destructive, a pack of young kobolds runs to school trying not to get late
>Stone-cold dweller of old docks slowly watches serpent who celebrates Christmas with horde of his hooded followers
>King of Hobos adds another box to his cardboard castle.
>Orc-chief arranges another pack of wolfberry pies onto showcase of his restaurant
>Old farmer prepares bed for cherry tomatoes while supply of spice unloads to spice refinery
>Faeries look like the will build another water-platform
>Ghetto of gnomes crumbles under the fire of kobold military and laser-sight of proto-demon, but somehow pesky creatures are able to quickly restore their ruins and reproduce their population
>Ghost of communism advertises Paul-Mart by the border of town
>Careless skeletons are still partying and they are not gonna pay their taxes any soon
>The only thing that cannot be seen by Bob is Mike
>He still hides somewhere and perhaps tries to plot against Bob
>"Someday we will meet again, my friend. Someday."

>>51541225
Go gently into that good night sweet map.