ITT: Quick, possibly stupid, roleplaying ideas. Plot hooks, NPCs,

Wizards invent television, but the first prototypes are faulty and chaos ensues as the TV shows start leaking into reality.

Dwarven females have had enough of ubiquitous beauty standards based on the elves and start feminist guerilla squads that attack elven females.

Exhausts from a factory of magic wands pollute the clouds and bring them to life, the now sentient clouds proceed to fuck up the weather and cause a drought with their games.

Thousands of friends and relatives gathered for the reading of the will of recently deceased richest ent in the world, but as the will must be read in the ent language, the reading has already taken two years and the heirs began harassing the local community.

Due to a miscast of Animate Dead, a hero's skeleton comes alive while still within him. The hero must now work in tandem with his own skeleton to accomplish anything at all, which is difficult, since the skeleton is far more interested in chasing hot girls than in fighting evil.

The gods flee their holy mountain in panic as a cosmic entity known only as "GM" invades the universe to conduct a reality-threatening ritual known only as The Retcon.

>>51505907
Meat has aspirations, yet the skeleton just wants to bone things.

>>51505722
Penguins have decided they are done being flightless, and invent powerful flight machines.

An NPC who is an evil sorcerer who was hellbent on world domination who has since been possessed by the ghost of a boring villager who cares more about his crops than dominion over men.

>>51506521
An evil peasant is hellbent on turning the whole world into crops.

>Due to a broken key on one of the typewriters in Hell, the biggest threat to the nation is a Paladin of Tranny.

>A Goddess of Innocence who is known for wearing a thin see-through robe and being very affectionate takes GREAT offense at being mistaken for a Goddess of Lust by a scholar.

>A young archer who wears the traditional clothing of his dojo, sandals and yakama only, sparks a regional controversy when it's revealed that he is a she.

>An albinistic sorceress is at the center of a rumor about a ghostly girl who summons beasts from Hell itself.

>Wizards are furious that the word "teleport" is not a word in the Firefox spellcheck dictionary.

>There is a sudden push from people of all walks of life to consider alignment detection spells to be a breach of privacy and an act of hostility.

>The Dark Assembly of Disgaea expands its jurisdiction to your campaign setting.

>A king sparks a diplomatic row after mixing up Dark Elves and Drow. The rest of the world is just as confused.

>A God of the Skies and a God of the Sea have a son. Suddenly, all aquatic life can fly in the air.

>A demon begins to feel extreme guilt for his actions as a mortal, and wishes for a baptism in holy water to utterly destroy his body.

>The powers that be protect all children from death. An evil tyrant immediately weaponizes them into a battalion of unkillable tykes.

>A wizard's reputation tanks due to a poorly worded statement in which he revealed that "blue magic" does not work on children.

>Orphans all over the country talk about a single orphan who has protected them from danger.

>An ancient hero from eons past awakens from his slumber to fight a prophesied terror. He turns out to still function on the rules of the earliest edition of the game.

>>51506644
>>A king sparks a diplomatic row after mixing up Dark Elves and Drow. The rest of the world is just as confused.
A king sparks a diplomatic row with "Japan" after referring to the emperor's closest and oldest friend as an "Ogre Mage".

A mysterious forest appears out of nowhere every month, paired with mysterious disappearances. Turns out a weretree is behind it.

>>51505722
I love the slime plothook and will surely use it someday in a campaign. Brilliant.

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>>51506750
"あなただけのクソ、あなた少し雌犬私について何性交を言ったの?私はあなたが私はネイビーシールズの私のクラスのトップを卒業し、私はアル· カエダに関する多数の秘密の襲撃に関与してきた知っている、と私は300以上確認さキルを持っている必要があります!!"

>>51506750
A king sparks an epidemic of autistic screeching after referring to the Japanese emperor's closest and oldest friend as an "Ogre Mage".

>>51506734
>An ancient hero from eons past awakens from his slumber to fight a prophesied terror. He turns out to still function on the rules of the earliest edition of the game.
I really like this one.

>>51506909
>BBEG "(Thank fuck I invested in power attack)".

>>51506644
How did they type the second "y" in tyranny but not the first?

>>51507243
Obviously it's broken as in "Damn thing only works half the time"

Rumors of a princess that has been captured by a dragon. Party sent to investigate

>The dragon was captured by the princess