Primarch olympics

Sanguinius

>100 metre dash - Sanguinius (speedy sonofabitch)
>1000km marathon - Mortarion (stamina)
>javelin - Jaghatai Khan (he uses a spear I think, close enough)
>shotput - Ferrus Manus (metal hands make him the strongest)
>discus - Alpharius/Omegon (they're greek)
>long jump - Roboute Guilliman (spiritual leige powers let him take huge leaps in logic)
>high jump - Leman Russ (wolf DNA lets him jump better)
>1v1 fights - Konrad Kurze (mad melee skills)
>spelling bee - Magnus (nerd)
>academic tournament - Corvus Corax (beat the Emperor himself at strategy)
>arts and craft - Vulkan (super blacksmith)
>first to kill 10,000 ork boyz - Angron (berserk RAAAAAAAAAGE)

>>51500594
>100 metre dash
Vulkan for obvious reasons
>1000km marathon
Mortarion
>javelin
Alpharius because he had a spear
>shotput
Ferrus Manus
>discus
Perturabo
>long jump
Sanguinius
>high jump
>1v1 fights,boxing/wrestling
Perturabo because he's Greek and a big guy
>spelling bee
Perturabo, maybe Lorgar
>academic tournament (military strategy)
Perturabo
>arts and craft
Perturabo
>first to kill 10,000 ork boys
Angron or Magnus. Definitely Angron if no psykers allowed.

>>51500594
>Fulgrim wins all as he is perfect

>>51501618
>arts and craft
>Perturabo
>Not Fulgrim who is an amazing sculptor/painter/etc

Boy, aren't you biased towards Pert

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>>51500594
The sexiest primarch wins all.

Reminder that Vulkan is actually the strongest in cannon

>>51503991
Vulkan's strongest in cannon when it comes to biological strength, Ferrus Manus is actually stronger because of his metal hands. But it's just his hands, and he's a cheater. So it basically doesn't count.

>>51504313
How many titans can he benchpress?

>>51504433
Uhh... two and a half?

>>51504446
Joking aside, Angron could lift a stomping titan.

>>51504462
Wait, did he actually? I know he got stepped on by one and survived, did he actually pick the damn thing up?

>>51504486
He was able to hold the foot above his head until it gave out. I'm not sure if he tossed the fucker like a cable, but Angron was FUCKSTRONG.

>>51504537
Sonofabitch! That's insane. I at least hope he was one of the stronger primarchs, because if not... damn. That actually makes Vulkan kinda scary, when even his coal-black skin and glowing red eyes couldn't do that shit.

>>51502585
glad to see we all remember when he murdered the guy that told him he can't make real art just things that look nice.

>>51504573
Fulgrim murdered a dude, or Perturabo?

>>51504575
fulgrim, in Fulgrim

>>51500594
If majick is allowed, Magnus would grab all the prizes, except maybe academics, art and 1v1

>>51504575
They murdered thousands.

>>51500924
>>1v1 fights - Konrad Kurze (mad melee skills)
Not really mad skills. More like cheating and fighting dirty. He'd probably scare jurry enough so they let his get waway with it, though.

Actually could win any other contest where jurry are involved if you come to think of it.

>>51504462
Only a Warhound. Meanwhile Magnus suplexed two Grgants the size of a Warlord titan.

>>51504639
Muscle vs. mindbullets, bro.

>>51504639
Okay yes but he cheated. I'd like to see Magnus do that shit without his sorcery, like Angron.

>>51504592
Ah, I have yet to get the book, but I will soon. Sounds like the sort of thing Fulgrim would do, though.
Prick.

>>51504642
Strawbery basically casted super-powered version of the Iron Arm (and probably Warp Speed too) on himself. It also enlarged his to a titan size so he get tle levarage needed to pill this stunt. It's not mind-bullets, it's mind-steroids.

>>51504656
Are there any rules against sorcery?
Even if there are, what's stropping him from ming-controlling referies to not notice him cheating?

>>51504661
He creates art that is aesthetically and technically 'perfect' but is told by a normie artist that his work lacks soul and therefore can never be great 'art'. He takes it kinda badly.

Honestly? Magnus would win them all with magic.

>>51505270
Now that Fulgy learned sorcery he could imprison souls in his art works.