More Tales of the Vape God

Probably the worst thing about vape god is all the random shit he did.
>list of vape god exploits
>"dated" multiple freshman when he was a senior
>one day he just randomly let out a bloodcurdling autism screech in the middle of class that literally the entire school heard
>one day he randomly fell asleep on the stairwell. Like he was just sleeping on the stairs as classes changed and people had to step over him
>recited a fake suicide note that he wrote in the middle of class for attention
>recently he brought his girlfriends child to the school and showed it to everyone. He doesn't go to the school anymore, and his girlfriend was nowhere to be seen
>sent some Hitler hentai to people
>one of the times he got kicked out of his house, he went to someone else's and then stole a laptop from them

This shit is hilarious. Anything else?

Wait wait, I need to see the Hitlertai.

>>51492081
Yes I am confused as well.

>>51489639
>Last post was archived, so if I'm doing something wrong, plz tell me.
Don't know if you knew this, but threads get archived when they stop getting replies. Every time a thread gets a reply, it bumps to the first page, and after it gets past page ten it gets archived.

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Thanks for the info about the replies btw
>pic related
>so vape gods girlfriend got kicked out of her house since she is a single mother
>somehow muddy used his vape powers to travel to Michigan (where his gf is) from our hometown of NC, pick her up, and bring her here
>his parents kicked him out of his house again in response to this
>that's when he brought baby to school
>no idea where the girl is, as she is nowhere to be seen
>he apparently stayed the night at a random friends house
>Tfw he might steal from them

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>pic related is a well timed photo of his vapiness himself
>muddys adventures in horrible fetishes
>among his multiple chats and friends are Furries, DDLG people, multiple role players, and some people from the BDSM website he met his gf on
>apparently he is internet dating 2 other girls at the same time as his actual GF
>Tfw he wants to organize a roleplay orgy between all of them
>Tfw he says his favorite sex position is "ropes" (not even his Gf acknowledged that text)
>tfw anime and dragon sex rp in his chats
>tfw I want to die

Er, link to the last thread? I'm confuse

Link to first post
>>51474569

>>51474569

Fuck I am bad at this. How do I post the replies?

>>51494804
I suggest you lurk more and read the FAQ for 4chan. Helps a lot.
Basically if you want to reply to a comment, click the number of the post and it'll do the red-text thing that links the comment.
If you want to link a comment/thread from somewhere else, copy the number and put >> in front of it.

And holy fucking shit >>51494569 looks exactly like I thought he would.

>>51494758
Thanks

Anymore stories Op? Or more of those weird Screencaps?

>>51494491
Thanks, Alex Joseph Rivers.

>>51495879
Shit he fucked up.

>>51494569
Is that Seth Rogen's chubby rape-basement owning cousin?

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>>51489677
>sent some Hitler hentai to people

W-where can I... find...? Why...?

>>51494491
Hi Alex-kun~

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>>51494569
Oh my god look at his fucking neckbeard hipster face

>>51489639
I refuse

I refuse to acknowledge that any such person can exist in modern society. I refuse to believe that people wouldn't send him into a mental institute to get some help -or barring that keep him away from the less deranged crowd...

I. Refuse.

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>>51497050
Can I join you in this refusal?

In America!!!

What's the worst thing the vape god's done so far?

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Bumping with relevant reaction gif

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>this thread.

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tfw people at my school probably imagine im like this dude

>>51499359
>tfw people at my school probably imagine im like this dude

Then please, for the love of god either
kys or
fix your shit and not be that dude

No planet needs two of these

>>51497993
>Tfw literally all of it was the worst thing
If I had to pick, I'd probably say it's tied between watching elf porn in class, and the sexual dragon/water spirit anime porn rp

>>51500679
Sexual... dragon/water spirit... anime porn roleplay?

For the love of god please tell me you're making shit up now if you weren't before. It was in Shadowrun wasn't it.

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>>51500717
I'm not kidding

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And lets not forget the separate girl he's doing a DDLG rp with

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Also he's "Wiccan"

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>>51500767
>mfw biting is my kink

>>51500831
>>51500849
Fucking hell, this guy! I hope you don't still talk to him?!

>>51501007
Fuck no. I try to stay away from him as much as I can! Also not to mention the fact that he somehow convinced a friend of mine's parents to let him stay at their house, even tho he is clearly cancer.

>>51501149
How does he freeload on so many people?!! Does he have any redeeming qualities, or is he like that sleeper-cell cancer that doesn't show itself right away?

>>51501243
He's like gollum. You don't see his insanity until it's too late.

Why are you going through his texts?

>>51501571
I second this question.

>>51501149
>>51501243

Sociopathy. They always find someone new to badger into giving in, and then exploiting that as much as they can.

>>51501571

It's like watching a trainwreck. Reminds me of the story about our designated IRL Great Unclean One

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>>51503330
>our designated IRL Great Unclean One

>>51503417

I do not have it saved.

An anon, back when drawfags where here, river were mead and all was good, had a room mate that was basically what an IRL cultist of nurgle would be.

He told us of what this...thing did while in the house, and then he told us the story of when the Nurglite was banished back to the warp and they had to clean his room.

It was in equal parts amusing and disgusting

>>51503485
If some one has this, please for the love of Papa Nurgle post it!

>>51503281
>>51501571
In the last thread he said the vape god was using OPs friends google account to get into those chats, I assume he learned all this after from said friend.

>>51503617
I'm pretty sure this is it
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke

>>51505387
Couldn't it also be Chris-chan?

This is someone else who also knows the Vape God himself
Just wanted to let you guys know that once in class, while we were discussing To Kill a Mockingbird, he literally said "nigger" like 12 times.

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>>51507625
Yea
Also slight update. He does a furry cat warrior rp

>>51507669
Those are still relevant? I remember reading them in middleschool. Glad it didn't awaken any furriness within me.

They're relevant if you're a kinky furry

>>51505387
Thanks for delivering... kinda wish you hadn't so I could live without knowing of his existence... but I did ask....

>>51507669
>>51507718
>>51507764
To be fair, the books are still going, and if you were a fan of them when you were a kid you probably wouldn't STOP liking them.

To be unfair, every roleplay or fanfic of Warriors is cringey as fuck and it is not acceptable to roleplay this shit when you're over 15 years old.

>>51508861
The Vape God transcends age

I am the supplier of the Vape God's conversations. I have the last say on all things Vape God.
He lived with me several times, often for a week at a time.
I can never feel safe, or sleep well with him in my house. He hasn't stolen anything, because he knows that my house is the last place he has left to stay sometimes.
It can be a nightmare living with him. Somebody that self obsessed often is.

>>51509393
What sort of shit does he do? Obviously (or maybe not... some people...) he's on better behaviour with you, but...?

He broke into my parents alcohol cabinet two days ago. Topped off the bottle of fireball, and tried to hide it.

He seems to be on better behavior, but my whole family still gets uneasy whenever he is around.
Honestly I think my parents just feel bad for him.

>>51497050
There's worse, Anon. Far, far worse.

That's just the most recent thing

>>51500849
>Wiccan
As much as all the other "heathen" religions are LARP, this one's the LARPiest. It's completely synthetic, and has basically no basis in actual religion. If you need to be a special snowflake faggot with a special snowflake religion, then join a reconstructionist religion, and do your homework.

>>51509680
Well he's both a Wiccan and a baptist at the same time.

Was it mentioned that the Vape God has a girlfriend, she was pregnant when they met, which was on a BDSM Fourm chat. He decided that she was his favorite "Little Girl/ Rope Bunny" so even though a guy named, I kid you not "Zeb" inpregnated her, and left, and she lives 5 states away, he was like "yea, that one. I'd do her."

Shit, dude, I hope I'm not like this asshole. That's three things I've checked off that we have in common, FUCK!
And even one the people I used to be friends with in middle school is a Wiccan. She also literally thought she was a reincarnation of Doctor Who, was trans (f-m), a lesbian (into girls), and also that her friends were reincarnations of other popular TV show characters.
>Literally believed.

>>51509886
There is no way you're as bad as The Vape God.

There are many tales to tell of The Vape God, and even if his time at school was short we shall remember him as a local legend. Because he, is in fact, a colossal ass.

Just a few days ago he was bragging to me of how he stole his friend's grandfather's Truck, and then while only slightly drunk he drove it down the highway to get to school.
If you break the law, and endanger people around you, then don't brag about it.

>>51497050
Well, we was institutionalized for a slight few weeks. That was due to home and personal problems, and not because of his conduct in modern society.
I will however note that he is finding it rather difficult to get, or hold a job.

For anyone on here that didn't get the pleasure of enjoying the first post, here is the intro to The Vape God.
>>51474569

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>>51509725
Anon, with all due respects to you, that's not how that works. He's either one or the other, even if he believes in more than one deity, Christianity specifically states that they follow God. I don't even know what the fuck to say about those people...

>>51510288
Being both is directly what The Vape God himself claims to be.
Believe me, we are all face palming with you.

>>51510288
My Wiccan "friend" says they don't believe in gods, they just believe in and use magic. So I guess they could be both...?

>>51510353
He says that because he is Wiccan, he can say things like Oh My Goddess, because it means he believes in many gods.

>>51510353
He also says he can read runes, cast spells, curse people, sense their thoughts/emotions, and with permission look into their memories.

I was bored, and sick of bullshit, so I said he had my permission. Just to see what he does.
He then holds his hand over my head, has like a spaz attavk, makes a streaking noise, and goes on to tell me about something that never actually happened to me, and give me a name of a made up person.

I tell him he is dead accurate, and I'm impressed. He spends the next week doing the same thing to random people at school.

In a while, if the post goes off archive I can put in many more screenshots.

>>51510667
Shit I forgot about that. I wonder who else at our school has horror stories of him?

>>51510712
So many I'm sure

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>>51510478
>I tell him he is dead accurate, and I'm impressed. He spends the next week doing the same thing to random people at school.

More, fellow newfag, more!

Another story, in one of the classes I had with him, literally all he did was watch anime or scroll Google plus for old, shitty memes to laugh at and share with us. (We're one of those "technology is great!" schools, everyone has an iPad.)