Elf slave. Wat do.

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>>51484237
kill captor

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Listen carefully and learn.

>>51484248
I want to FUCK that elf slave.

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call a bara barbarian

>>51484237
G8 B8 M8
I FUCKING APPROVE OF THIS B8 SO HARD M8 AH YES BABY
RIGHT IN THE ASS
ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE IS WHAT YOU DO, OP

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>>51484237
Do they have a weird succubus smell?

Set the elf free, it's the right thing to do.

>>51484281
wouldn't that be Barabarian?

>>51484237
Break your chains, seize the means of production, and ensure the rise of glorious knife eared worker's utopia.

>>51484237
In all surprise though,
Surprised this thread wasn't insta-deleted.
Let's see how long OP's luck can hold.

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RESCUE HER

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Enslave the rest

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>>51484237
Ah, yeah, that's not an elf. I'll give you $65 for her but I can't go any higher.

>>51484237
Rape.

>>51484237
kill them, elves are scum

>thread still up

mods are asleep

post touhous in sinks

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>>51484237
I don't care if you help people or make them weak. It is good to make people weak, because it gives you strength. But don't delude yourself, don't think you are doing them good. You are simply making yourself stronger.

>>51484237
>Desire to free Elf Slave
>But be fairly low-level caster and thus unlikely to topple slavemaster in fair combat
>Set up stand nearby, sign "We Buy Elves"
>Let obvious chicanery draw attention
>Potion of Glibness when slavemaster gets close to investigate strange slave-buying fuckery
>Silent Image copper coins to gold because slaves are expensive and when you've got an insane bluff check...
>Buy elf
>Book it with liberated slaves before anybody thinks twice about what just happened.
>Somehow this lets me work out how to fireball.

>>51484636
>Somehow this lets me work out how to fireball.
That's pretty simple. You just drink another potion of Glibness and persuade Universe and yourself that you know how to throw fireballs.

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>>51484544
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

>>51484544
>Murdering people because of their race
Sounds like you're scum.

>>51484544
Are psychotic urges all that drive you?

>>51484237
Context? As in:
>What are elves in this setting, and what is their disposition to humans (us I assume)?
>Is the slavery racist, or are there also human slaves?
>Do the slaves have rights? Are the laws fair for their time or are they oppressive and bullshit like the good ol' days.
>The slavetrades? How armed are they and what are their numbers? Are they hostile to me? Or am I one of those slaves?

>>51484962
No. We will do as we have done - we will wait. There is nothing else we can do.

>>51484846
>>51484905
>>51484948
knife ear loving cuck, the only good elf is a dead elf

>>51484237
Breed.

>>51485019
>cuck
/pol/, please. We all know you like brown elves. Quit being a hypocrite.

>>51485019
You have not heard a thing I have taught, and for all I have said, you have never learned to listen.

>>51484636
>>51484352
>>51484245
Question for those who grant freedom to elves:

What do you do if it turns out you did shitty research and freed a band of drow/equivalent?

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>>51485091
>He can't tell his elves apart at a glace
What kinda greenhorn do you take me for?

>>51485091
Become their lord. Take advantage. You granted their freedom, now rule. Become a warlord of subterfuge.
Bring down towns and seize the workings. Advance.
Then stop, cause you will be dead so fast attacking full-scale armies, no matter how much sabotage you do.

i throw a fireball at them

>>51485128
Waste of a fireball, M8

>>51485125
>Become their lord. Take advantage. You granted their freedom, now rule. Become a warlord of subterfuge. Get stabbed in the back.
Serves you right for trusting an elf.

>>51484237
Break Them. Promise them they will break their chains if they turn to the dark-side, and that Magic Shall free them

Anyone have any pics of dead elves? Need them for flavor in a roll20 campaign im running next week

>>51484237
Cousin Vasiliev! Why you in capitalist Gulag? Now let us take you back to Communist Drow Gulag, is way better!

>Elf slave

>Not elf just getting a free ride and the experience of what being a slave is like before escaping easily, leaving the caravan in chaos.

There's a reason why nobody tries to do anything to elves, anon. It will ALWAYS fuck you in the ass. Weird fairy magic bullshit.

>>51484546
Why not touhous eating each other's intestines?

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>>51484237
>new hosts that are not as frail and won't need to be put in the sarcophagus as much so there won't be degradation over thousands of years

let the reign of Horus begin. my queen might not have given me hers and papa Ra's memories, but im gonna make the Goa'uld great again

>>51484237
I could rape it, but that would be too easy. Since I somehow enjoy seeing cute things squirm, I'd psychologically torment it, and take it to a mad alchemist, so I can watch the torture. Not sure what I could do to it that would be most satisfying though...

You fool OP. You FOOL.

This will summon Virt.

>>51486083
What has Virt done that's so bad? Can't be any worse than the name we shudder to mention: ND.

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>>51484237

>>51486108
Nice Daemonette?
What has it done in my absence to be somehow worse than Virt, Dreaded be His Name, The Autism that will swallow all coherent discourse?

>>51486083

Too late, he's already here! >>51486025 Well, sort of. Not quite up to his standards.

>>51486108

ND was just dumb-ass going "look at me I'm so pervy tee hee" which is annoying, but that's all. Virt's weird obsession with elf guro torture-muder-rape is way more offputting.

>>51486153

Nothing, really. Virt was waay more obnoxious. (Still not ain't got nothing on old Jim Profit, though)

>>51486153
ND was banned a year or two ago, which was a relief. I don't know what the last straw was, but ND was out of control, shitting up half the board with the kind of perversion that belongs on /d/.

>>51486176
Ah fuck, I am not Virt, but I'm sorry to have gone down that path. I was merely trying to upset the normies.

>up for three hours
Sasuga mods.

>>51486324
Well in all fairness, nothing bad is happening. This thread and the flare one are actually pretty ok. Little bit of autism, but that's everywhere.
So I think the mods are being mature and NOT going "WUT POSSIBLE SPAM DIE"
Which I am very thankful for.

>>51486324
mods =! gods

OH GOD FLARE THREAD DOWN REPEAT FLARE THREAD DOWN THIS IS NEXT

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Flare thread down?

Time to crash this thread...

>>51486466
Ain't like anyone is posting, chill.

>>51486466
I honestly don't know how someone can feel good about themselves deleting a thread that hasn't devolved into a shitfest flamewar.

Let things be what they be, let things go where they go. Allow natural discussion to follow its natural course. Too much control is stifling.

>>51486346
>nothing bad is happening
Except for little Timmy McEdgelord living out his power fantasies and just general inconsistency in the moderation.

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>>51486534
>complaining about such things in a thread like this

>>51486534
Eh.
Not that bad.
Actually, knowing what threads can devolve into, this is a pretty good state of things.
Just some funny or lame trolls, no real spam.
Pretty good, especially for /tg/

>>51486581
Yes, let the cancer grow. Only good things will come out of this.

>>51486624
Except the cancer is not growing......
Come on anon, it's not that bad.
No need to be sooooooo
Pessimistic
(shock)

>>51485091
Nothing. I'm only interested in freeing the slaves. What they do from there is no longer my concern, as I have new slave uprisings to foment across the world (and beneath it!)

>>51484237
Feed her the eggs. All of them.

>>51486659
You are either baiting or some fucking newfag. Please leave in both cases.

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>>51486717

Not that guy, but you are taking the internet too seriously.

>>51486697
But freeing elf slaves is gay, anon.

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>>51486108
>What has Virt done that's so bad?

I can't find the right screencap but there is one time he told /tg/ how he fed one of his players cum.

>>51486764
Keep talking like that and I'll liberate you next.

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>>51486764
But keeping them would also be gay. That feminine face, those supple builds, the graceful thighs. We're all gay, either way.

>>51486764
Please grow up.

>>51486780
If it was just the obsession with killing elves, that's fine, I can understand that. But that combined with feeding people semen (which is completely NOPE by itself) is just... fucking hell.

>>51484385
TO HELL WITH SPAIN

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>>51486780
>You'll never be an Edgemaster
Why even live?

>>51486780
Sauce on that pic?

>>51486845
>an obsession with killing a fictional race
>fine
Disliking is one thing, spamming a thread with "kill the pointy ears" another.

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>>51486856
I got it from here.

>>51486861
He did his own digital art of elf girl murder. Dude's deranged.

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>>51486795
Eat a crossbow bolt, commie.
>>51486837
Please remember where you are.
>>51486814
the VP would like a word...

>>51486903
Eh, until he's actually caught planning a snuff he's just a guy with a weird fetish as far as I'm concerned.

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Take human slaves as an equivalent exchange.

>>51486176
We've got a few new trolls about right now, don't we? Earlier today in the gold blood curse thread we dealt with RAW-Fag, the guy who autisms so hard over off-topic threads an how /tg/ allows for more diverse subject matter.

Then over in this thread: >>51485244 We've got Ther Angriest Anon. The stuff he's putting out there now is Gold worthy of becoming new pasta.

Then as always there's KistuneFag, otherwise known as the /pfg/ OP. I'm not sure whether he does it to be a troll or because he genuinely thinks that's what PF is about. Either way he's pretty much got the cushiest job as a troll. Post a tangentially dirty campaign question, include anime pic, wait for rage and spiral into degeneracy.

Any others?

>>51486920
He's actually quite reasonable off the board. He knows what he does on here. I spent a few weeks emailing him.

>>51486916
>Mike "Desist with the fist or Zeus will insist" Pence
>Mike "Anally deflowered? The chair's getting powered" Pence
>Mike "If you like cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
>Mike "The Orlando shooting had me laughing and hooting" Pence

>>51486955
>Mike "I only took one dick in uni, doesn't make me a loony" Pence

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>>51486780
>>51486845
Oh wait here it is!

>>51487160
Fucking hell. Well virt made his point to the guy, but to do it like that? What's so hard about just asking the guy to knock it off.

>>51487227

You do realize the story is bullshit yeah? Never happened, just internet sensationalism from behind an assumed name.

>>51487246
>"you do realize"
>implying you know for certain one way or the other

Maybe it isnt real, maybe it is. Fucked up either way, and there are people who do this sort of thing.

>>51486939
/pfg/ is a lot more than one dirty kitsune posting lewd-loving low-key roleplay fag. It's a gang of shitheads.

You could add 2hu but I don't think he's actively trolling people, he's just totally, genuinely autistic.

HOW MANY SLAVE, WHAT QUALITY, WHAT KIND OF ELF, WHATS THE ELF POLITICAL STANDING AT THE MOMENT, HOWS THE ECONOMY???????

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>>51486856

Holy damn, it's still going.
/tg/......
You've......
*matured*

>>51487439
4 for sale specifically, quality and kind as displayed in OP's picture.

As for the economy and elvish standing:

Elves have ended up in human lands in their thousands due to a magical cataclysm that occurred in the Elvish homelands about 6 months back, turning the vast majority of the land into a hellish, blasted wasteland. With little options, the Elves have left en-mass and a large portion of them are lining the streets of Yiruun, the human-run city state on the southern border of the Elvish homelands. Most have ended up as homeless mouths to feed for the last few months.

Many citizens initially looked upon the refugees with pity, but as the food stocks have dwindled this attitude has changed amongst much of the populace. Some of the ruling classes privately enjoy the sight of their once proud and haughty neighbors being brought low before them.

The economy is currently on the verge of crashing due to the influx of refugees, along with the loss of a major trading partner (the Homelands). In an attempt to solve the problem, the ruling council has temporarily added Elves to the list of legally enslavable races (previously restricted to low intelligence or monstrous races) to sell to Krunsmuth, their larger, considerably better-armed neighbor to the south. Many Elves have no other option but to sell themselves into slavery to not starve.

IDK, just something I banged together because i felt like doing some quick worldbuilding. Feel free to add to it or pick it to pieces anons.

Some stuff i couldn't be arsed to work out yet:
>What exactly destroyed the homelands
>What's stopping Krunsmouth from invading, now their main deterrent is now to all extents and purposes destroyed
>will the new measures be effective in fixing the economy, or at least stopping it from continuing to plunge

>>51484268
http://maullarmaullar.deviantart.com/

Have fun.

>>51487534
Awesome, thanks.
It's MtG? I was sure it was something from the old Changeling.

kys

>>51487981
no u

>six hours
Thanks mods.

>>51488018
>page one
>PAGE
>ONE

>>51484248
This is cute.

>>51487534
I'd love to be there to pop out of the trees and hug that young elf girl in the water on the happiest day of her life, and watch her squirm and blush as shame fills her, struggling to get out of barely 3 inches of water. Then take responsibility.

>>51484237
Free them of their oppressors and get them back to their homeland (the US kinda failed that last part and now it faces the consequences).

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Give fries to my elf.

>>51484237
>Save all the thread art.

>>51488209
Fuck off.

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>>51488209
>Not giving her oatz
>Not forcing her to do squatz

>TFW you will never, ever, ever, have a brown musclegirl elf amazon who loves to go hunting and brings you dead rabbits and pheasants as a 'gift'

>>51488266
You are also cancer.

>>51488207
By the time the US got around to freeing the slaves, it was waaaaay to late for just shipping them back to Africa to really work out very well. By the 1860s, pretty much all the slaves in the US were born there (importing new slaves from Africa having been banned for some decades), and the south had worked very hard to destroy whatever cultural identity had been passed down through the generations out of fear that it might be used to rally slaves in a revolt. For much the same reason, when slaves were brought over they were intentionally mixed with other slaves from completely different parts of the continent, in an attempt to prevent cooperation between slaves that might lead to a slave revolt. Sending each freed slave back to their ancestor's place of origin was simply not a realistic option by the time the civil war was over. And attempting to carve out an entirely new nation was tried to a limited degree, but it turned out very poorly.

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>>51488313
>Create a country of freed slaves in Africa
>It actually ends up shittier than most African countries
You cannot make this shit up

>>51486837
>grow up
I wish I could flay people who say this. You're just saying "adhere to my rules and thoughts or else you're a child".

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>>51484237

>seven hours
Fantastic job.

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>>51487977

Yup. MtG. I'm not into Mtg but I recall they had that one expansion with satyr/faun looking elves. Horns, fae-like, etc.

At first I though it was one of Rebecca Guay artworks.

>>51488313
they were quite wealthy until they had their civil rights movement that gave natives the same rights as american descended, after which they had nonstop civil war.

>>51488266

Trex mode on an elf?

Oh right that's actually good.

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Free the Elf and if the slaver(s) doesn't comply kill them because no creature should ever be forced to suffer the humiliating indignity of enlsavement

>>51488313
Yeah America really dropped the ball on that one. It's shockig to realise that it lasted all the way untim 1865, well into the modern age where people were unlocking the secrets of the universe. I suppose other places like Brazil and Russia were still doing it but America should have done better.

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>>51488266
>Not forcing her to do squatz
Elf Slav wat do?

>>51488313
The other reason that they couldn't just send them back to Africa is because 90% of African slaves were enslaved by Africans in tribal warfare and outright ethnic cleansing.

There wasn't some idyllic village waiting for them there that held their ancestral roots, there was a land that had been conquered by people that solid their ancestors.

If you are an elf slave you should follow these rules !

>be a slave for a little while. Sure it may be degrading for your proud race but the benefits are worth it in the end.
>Wait until some do gooders come along and see your problem as the perfect excuse to cause havoc and murder with your help of course.
>now you are free ! And can use said freedom to cause a little ironic justice on your past masters instead for going back to your beautiful elven homeland.
>the new ruler will feel so bad about past deeds he never committed that he will give you tons of benifits!
>humans are naturally more attracted to elves so laugh as more and more half elves take over the land and you stay alive to see it all happen.
>thanks to the carnage brought about by the brave heroes the land will have less manpower and an overall decrease in the local population meaning that you will never have to worry about not getting enough ass as you fuck your way to be the master race.
>a few hundred years have past and half elves are the majority of the land and they consider elves as their betters since you are their parents while increasing slowly the pure elves number.
>congrats! You are now the rulers of the land, thanks heroes !

Now if your masters are ugly brutes (orks,dwarves,ogres) then it's best to just get saved by the heroes and then fuck off back to elf land

>>51488872
>Trex mode
Disgusting. Musclegirls need strong arms to hold you in as well.

>>51488980
Ally them to force the Germans/orcs into a two front war

>>51489504
"It was all because of gnomish treachery, remove gnomes, orcish purity reee"
and it ends in Orcreich collapsing because of the infighting between green-orcs and pig-orcs

>>51489504
>>51489781
>tfw no setting actually does Orc Germans

Would be pretty bad ass. The only setting I can think of is WoW. I believe their Orcs draw a little bit of pre-Christian Central European inspiration

>>51484237
Elf slav

wat do

>>51484237
Teach it how to use computers.

Use it to shitpost on here with me.

Acquire study buddy along the way.

>>51486938
Damn...those empty eyes...
i want to buy two and give them a good life and make them feel happy again

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>>51489802

>>51490115
Slay slave owner
Take slaves as own
train them in the way of the sword

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>>51489797
Prussia's militant attitude could be described as WAAAAAAAAAAGH. And of course, the Germans are Europe's incompetent, bumbling villains. Much like 40k orks, except less funny and with more genocide.

>>51484303
Noah, go back to finally making videos again you lazy piece of shit
Streaming and mumbling doesnt count

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take my elf slave back to my scary dungeon with grabby trees and giant snek.

you want to save her, heroes, you must BRAVE MY DANGERS! >:(

>>51484948
>implying there is anything driving me and I'm not just ambling along on inertia and muscle memory by this point

>>51484237
Free them. Ask the boys if they have interesting kinks. Keep the most perverted and submissive one at my side and corrupt the fuck out of him.

No one said paladins of Ilmater have to be boring.

>>51485294
Virt, pls go and stay go

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>>51484237
This http://www.hentai-foundry.com/search/index?query=kitaria&search_in=keywords

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>>51484237
I call in the Royal Navy and we reduce your little Johnny Foreigner slaver fortress to rubble while fighting off the entire European continent (except for Portugal) and the United States at the same time.

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>>51490986
>It's another "Brits drag their inferiority complex into an unrelated conversation" episode

>>51491048
Cry some more, slaver scum.

>>51486955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCCjzN8Mghc

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>>51490986
Fucking yes.

>>51484521
what is it if its not an elf?

>>51490986
Pot calling kettle black.

>>51490986
I gotta admit, the sheer number of slavers hunted down and killed by the British at sea is pretty impressive. Good show or whatever it is you people actually say when not on TV.

It's less impressive that indenture still existed in the British Empire at that point, but I guess history is made in small steps as well as large leaps.

12 hours and still going.

Does anybody here have that comic with the elf slave and the fat chef?

>>51491400
Already been posted. What would this thread have been doing without it?

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>>51484237
You know what to do. Convert them and baptise them and kill the ones that refuse to accept Jesus Christ as their lord and saviour.

>>51491541
Edgy.

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>>51488173

You monster.

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>>51484237
Free them.

Take everything on the cart that doesn't register as stealing.

Go kill Thalmor.

>>51485091
Moradin does not tolerate slavery.

If they are evil, they will be judged by a proper court for crimes committed.

Or if they are Eilistraee's children, then a is well.

>>51484237
Release.

>>51488942
Not sure what point you're trying to make, but most of the Americas had outlawed slavery by the 1820s or 30s, 40s at the latest. The two sovereign American nations to give up slavery were America and Brazil.

>>51485091
Stop moving the goal posts and we'll start talking, nigger.

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>>51491603
>Deus Vult
>Edgy

You must be new here.

Teach it to yodel.
Once it has learned, I would set it loose upon the world.

>>51492280
Taken completely out of historical context, posting this in a fantasy thread is not only retarded, but also just an excuse to live out genocidal fantasies.
>you must be new here
>trump reaction image
Oh the irony.

>>51492280
>You have to go back
Make me, Dmitri.

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>>51484237
Buy them. Offer them two choices: earn their freedom quickly as part of my mercenary army, or work it off slowly as support for that army. After their time is up, they can either work more as free men/women or go elsewhere. If they served in the army for long enough, they're allowed to keep their arms and armor. Either way, they always have someone willing to employ them in our little "family".

Bring in the Elfsknecht!

>>51492280
Deus Vult posters have always been edgy cringeshit.

You've just spent so much time in HFY threads that you think all of /tg/ is as retarded as you are.

Get hired as a guard, kill my employer when he has sold the lot, run with the money

>>51492280
You must be newer.

>>51492408
>>51492337
>>51492328
While I agree in principle, he is correct that the "edgy" statement was retarded. Forcibly converting elves isn't "edgy," it's downright compassionate compared to the usual cringelord HFY answer of le purge all non-humans 40k memery.

I mean Jesus people what board are we on.

>>51492358
So, buy them, then tell them to choose whether they're going to live like dogs and die like fodder or live like dogs longer.

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>>51484237
>Selling members of the master race
When you're scraping candle tallow off of the tables to eat in the camps, dying of typhus and dimly aware of the dying groans of your people, remember, at least you made a few bucks dealing in human flesh.

>>51488351
Also, didn't the freed slaves think lowly of the Africans? Even blacks hate Africans.

>>51492526
It's still the same le purge non-humans, the forced conversation just gives him an air of righteousness for his powertrip fantasies.

>>51492607
>hentai elf
You are part of the problem.

>>51492574
That is 100% more choice than they had before. They get the choice between dangerous work that lets them earn freedom faster, or safe work that keeps them indentured longer. Freeing slaves is all fine and good, but short of mass abolition it's simply charity. I run an army, not a charity.

>>51492628
I agree, because non-Christians are less than human, but there is still a difference between religious and racial intolerance.

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>>51492648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4

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I'd do some sick shit.

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>>51488173

You fool! Don't challenge them to a hug battle!

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>>51492526
>>51492628
>I mean Jesus people what board are we on.

neo-/tg/+, its /tg/ made easily digestible by redditors, basically LGBTBBTHEQ and feministm-friendly

>>51492695
I was speaking rhetorically. There's no reason to bring up meta stuff at every opportunity m8. It's Jewish behavior.

>>51492526
>Forcibly converting elves isn't "edgy,"
>Jesus people what board are we on.
...yep, thread wasn't moved, we're still on /tg/ not /pol/.
It's edgy.

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>>51492328
>>51492337
>>51492408
>>51492508
Here is your (You).
You get only one due to samefagging

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>>51492718
>Everything I dont like is edgy

>>51492659
But it is racial intolerance by him well, depending on if you think that you can really be racial intolerant towards a fictional race there are no muslim elves, as well as there are no christians in fantasy lands that could convert elves. It's nothing but a pretense to feel good while having fantasies about murdering a fictional race.

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>>51492781
Always Dunmer.

>>51492723
>everyone that disagrees with me is a samefag

And just when it seemed like you couldn't get any dumber...

>>51492781
8 has a cute face
not even looking at her tits, I unironically think she has the cutest face of them all

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>>51492794
>Enslaving the master race

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>>51484237

>>51492650
...I think I have a problem about getting into the characters I roleplay. /tg/, I need help.

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>>51492695
>when someone is annoyed at some anons spamming "hur le kill le pointy ear" he's from tumblr
Or did I read this wrong?

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Remember that elves are a proud and noble race.

>>51492781
why the romulan foreheads?, it really ruins the faces. They need bangs.

>>51492822
>He still doesn't know how to check for samefaggotery

I get it, you are trying really hard to fit in with /tg/ but at least do your homework first, man. How Sad!

>>51492885
>Behave like you are from tumblr
>Wonder why people tell you you are from tumblr

Really makes you think

>>51492912
Okay. Different newfag from >>51492822. I'm not above asking how to check for samefagging. Will you teach me, based oldfag?

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>>51492932
>behave like some unholy mixture of /pol/ and skyrim memes
>wonder why people might call you a retard

>>51490246
>the Germans are Europe's incompetent, bumbling villains

Not to come off as a massive wehrboo, but repeatedly having the rest of Europe on the ropes, beating France 1v1, wrecking Russia's shit, fighting both France and the UK to a standstil, Germany historically have a record of being pretty gud at fighting, hell most of their early WW2 success was a result of plainly having a more competent war machine than their opponents rather than muh superior krupp stahl.

Of course that's when they piss everyone off, out run their supply train, fail to adapt to a losing war and keep trying to go on the offensive, and run their military industrial complex ineffeciently.

Actually, your analogy is pretty apt. Germans are orks, except powered by autism rather than WAAAAGGHH energy.

>>51492932
>a one-word response is "acting like tumblr" and clearly part of some vast political agenda
Get the fuck out of here, trigglypuff.

>>51492946
..Fine.
Here is an step by step guide:
https://exhentai.org/s/1042624dd3/53369-3

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>>51493063

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>>51493007
>B-B-But they are the same as SJWS!

>>51493063
>Figured it was porn
>Ready for porn
>Sad panda
>Now I am sad

I have been double trolled. 4chan trolls are truly on a different level.

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>>51489797

I know a setting that has German centaurs. A few of them, anyway.

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>>51493100
>Being on 4chan
>Still not knowing how to get past Sadpanda

I know that guy was baiting about people being newfags but jesus christ, there might be genuine redditors in here.

>>51492946
He doesn't actually know, those guys he's quoting aren't the same person.

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>>51493100
>he can't get past the sad panda

>>51484237
Do nothing. Why should I infringe upon another man's lawful property with my personal ideals?
>b-b-but slavery is bad!
Despite what you might think, in developed countries slaves had well-defined rights as per law. I'm pretty sure that some of the wageslaves nowadays are treated worse than actual slaves.

>>51492781
I'd take the bananaayys. They are too dangerous to be allowed freedom.
Bananas left to their own tend to create genocidal totalitarian government that intends to unmake the universe, so they should be kept under firm rule of man.
Praise Talos.

>>51493167
>Despite what you might think, in developed countries slaves had well-defined rights as per law. I'm pretty sure that some of the wageslaves nowadays are treated worse than actual slaves.

This meme again.

Slaves have been treated like shit throughout history. Pointing out that they can't be killed under law in some societies isn't a good indication of slavery being nice.

>>51488209
>Chubby Elf
Patrician taste

>>51493190
>Slaves have been treated like shit throughout history.

>this meme again

>>51493191
>not shit taste
Tell me how great tall dwarves are.

>>51493205

To some folks, having your freedom taken from you IS being treated like shit. Liberty or death, man.

>>51492615
Not sure about back than but most Africans you talk to these days hold immense disregard for American blacks.

>>51493190
I don't see how situation is different nowadays in case of wageslaves. If anything, being a wageslave strips you of some rights (like being provided for by the employer etc.) that slaves had.
Again, it's on case-by-case basis. Being a family-bound servant to some rich aristocrats is basically slavery, but it's infinitely better than being a wageslave in some shitty third-world country. The main difference is who you get fucked by - the system itself or some very particular people that you are bound to. Claiming that slavery is unconditionally worse than being a wage worker is simply lying.

>>51493142
>>51493156
>>51493163
What if I told you...

That I have never been to exhentai before...

...and that I've miraculously missed this bit of 4chan lore, despite reading and posting for just under a year?

>>51493257
>for just under a year?
Newfag, get out.

>>51493257
> register on e-hentai
> log in on e-hentai
> clear exhentai cookies
> refresh exhentai
> ???
> sadpanda

>>51493089
Well you ARE. You might not literally ban people (because /pol/fags aren't actually part of the site staff, unlike those other sites), but shrieking about muh tumblr boogeyman whenever someone disagrees, or are just annoyed by your stale memes, is a fucking mirror image of the worst kind of tumblrina.

>>51488445
that sounds like a very childish thing to think

>>51493205
There has never been a system of slavery where the slave is not kept in line through fear. The circumstances of slavery can differ - you can be slave to a wealthy family that needs someone to educate their kids, for example, and this is much better than other situations - but essentially you're kept in line by threat of physical punishment.

Most slaves in history have not had cozy jobs as scholars or accountants. Most slaves in history did not want to be in that situation and were often taken into that situation through violence.

This is to say nothing of the level of corruption inherent to these systems. If your economy runs on slaves you need to get slaves from somewhere, so you need laws designed to to maximize the accruing of slaves, or you need to be militaristic to the extreme.

>>51493089
This. >>51493288

That comic's argument is also a mirror image of the leftard argument that it's not REALLY racism if it's not backed by institutional power.

Saying "we're not like them because we can't ban you" is obfuscating the fact that much of /pol/ damn well would if they could, and they do regularly attempt to shout down, minimize, and deny any opposing view any place on "their" boards. which is basically all of them.

>>51493089
You are, though. /pol/ suffers from the same echo chamber syndrome and confirmation bias as all the other Internet tribes (including SJWs). Inability to cope with opinions other than your own is why you are being called "just like SJWs". You should welcome the opposition, not silence it, because it is only in the debate that truth is born.
I don't particulaarly want to deviate from the thread discussion, but if you want to talk about it elsewhere - be my guest.

>>51493358
>but essentially you're kept in line by threat of physical punishment.
Hows that different from, (You)? The anarchist revolution died before it started.

>>51492280
Yeah man, everyone knows /pol/ is where all the edgelords hang out.

>>51493386
How can you write that with sane mind, while referring the other as "/pol/"?

>>51484237
free them and recruit the ones that are willing as my bodyguards. i bet they make great archers/gunners

OP here

>thread still up

hell yeah dude

>>51493427
do you have more art OP

>>51493395
There is literally nothing stopping me from doing what I want, unless what I want is to the detriment of someone else. Unlike a slave, I am not in a position of abject servitude from which I can only escape via the permission of a master or at risk of severe harm. Unlike a slave, I've been able to find my own work for the employers I choose and I've been able to make my skills pretty well sought after in my field, granting me enough money to live a comfortable life.

I can't afford a yacht, but I don't want a yacht, and if I did, I could make that a realistic goal - something a slave couldn't do.

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Haven't done that in a while.

>>51493439
No I was sitting in mumble with some boys and we were talking about shitposting and someone was like "you know what's a good shitpost? Elf slave what do."

So I just googled elf slave and found that

>>51492723
If it was really a samefag you just gave him four (You)s you baka.

>>51492781
8,13, or 15

Too cute.

>>51493257
I'd tell you to lurk the fuck more. Why do people still need to be told this? If you think you've lurked enough you are wrong. Learn! Learn how things work if you wanna post!

>>51493226
>freedom
>good
Nice meme

>>51493358
>violence
>militarism
>bad
Nice meme

>>51493395
>anarchy
Best meme

>>51490246
>bumbling villians
nah that would be the russians
the germans arr the shady disciplined high tech villians

>>51493457
You realize your freedom is factually only as good as your personal ability to enforce it? No institution can truly guarantee your personal freedom. Same can be said about slavery - being a wageslave is no different from being an actual slave if there is no one to protect you and you are unable to protect yourself.

Doesn't elves make bad slaves? They have time and with that patience to wait out. Too proud to submit or to earn their freedom. And if they do obey, it is likely to plot against their masters, since accepting slavery is to commiting to powerplay.

You're taking too many risks by having an elf doing lowly chores. Either you have elven slaves for status or for whorehouse.

>>51493534
That elf on the left was nice, pity she died.

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>>51493540
COMMUNISM IS A MERE SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM

>>51493225
Nah, short dorfs are best dorfs.

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>>51493600
Death is cheap in dungeon meshi, she might have made it out.

>>51493603
>implying I'm a communist
Excellent meme you memeing memelord

>>51491541
>>51491603
>>51492280
deus ALWAYS vult

>>51492650
You run a spectacularly shitty army, then. You have slaves in your ranks - people who hate you and don't want to be there - and depend on slaves for logistics - again people who hate you and don't want to be there. Aside the problems of having to constantly be on the lookout for deserters or sabotage, instead of taking on competent people for a salary you're buying slaves then paying to train them up to your standards, so you get far worse performance in every field for far greater investment.

>>51492996
>that's when they piss everyone off, out run their supply train, fail to adapt to a losing war and keep trying to go on the offensive, and run their military industrial complex ineffeciently
This is the more important half of war, and they consistently failed at it. The goal of war is to win, you can't get there by making all your wars unwinnable.

>>51493225
> tall dorfs
> bad
The defining qualities of dorfs are "stocky" and "burly". That means that tall dorfs are perfectly acceptable as long as their physique looks like that of a bear.

>>51492695
I've been here since this board was still a trial bar back when the place had a sidebar and let me tell you, the current alt-right memers are the intruding newfags. Back in the day /tg/ was predominantly progressives and libertarians, with the latter in the minority.

>>51493100
>>51493257
>just under a year
Please leave

If I have the means, I take them back to town and resell them. Barring that, I cut them loose and let them deal with their own shit.

Assuming I'm playing in a setting where slavery is a thing.

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>>51489802

>>51493457
So you simply choose to enslave yourself.

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Marcille is a blessing.

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Welp, we had us a nostalgic meme from old /tg/ thread, and it was actually ok for a while, but now it's turned into just another shitty /pol/ thread.
Send it to page 10, elf poster.

>>51493670
4chan is filled with contrarian kiddies. Since progressivism had been mainstream recently, we were flooded by rightards. If conservative thinking become mainstream, we'll get flooded by progressivetards instead. And since kids too frail to survive outside of an echo chamber don't do well on /b/, they precipitate on other boards. As /tg/ specializes in escapism, it should not come as a surprise that the angry little losers come here with their power fantasies.

Rape
Dwarves

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>>51493257
>being here more than a month
>not knowing ow to get past the guardian panda
Faggoty faggot of faggotry

>>51493636
>People who hate you and don't want to be there
Not necessarily. True, they would rather not be slaves, but I'm providing them a means by which they can earn back their freedom, something few other buyers would offer. If they can't recognize that as a better deal than what they would get otherwise, then they're too stupid to be of use.
>Depend on slaves for logistics
Ever heard of Sherman's chainsaw? Offer slaves a route to freedom, and you'd be shocked how well they can work.
>You're buying slaves then paying to train them up to your standards
In return, I don't have to actually give them a salary until they've worked off their debt. By then, they'll be veterans who will live long enough to spend a salary.

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>>51489797
>>51490246
>>51493587

>>51493706
No. Have a nice day :D

>>51493608
True, but we will never see her hair and tits anymore.

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>>51493950
A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I COMMIT SUDOKU!

>>51494036

Your honor is restored by your act of puzzle solving, anon.

>>51492615
''blacks''...They are Half Irish so the correct term is double-niggers.

Wait how would you call a slave mixbreed of a high elf and a drow?

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The classic.

Post drow, plz

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>>51493534
This had bait potential.

>>51493957
> I'm providing them a means by which they can earn back their freedom
You're forcing them into indentured servitude in a revolting profession that sits enthroned at the top of mortality rate lists.
>Ever heard of Sherman's chainsaw?
How applicable is it on elves, culturally? And how does it account for the fact that you're still using them as meat to be ground for profit?
>In return, I don't have to actually give them a salary
No, but you have to buy them, equip them and train them, which will probably amount to several years of full salaries per slave. Which is a problem because very few of them are going to survive several years.
>By then, they'll be veterans who will live long enough to spend a salary.
By then, you'll have a few traumatized PC-tier survivors who will swear a pact to turn your entire bloodline into torture art.

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>>51494204
Good job, anon.

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>>51494223
Whoops, this image wasn't supposed to be a reaction to your post. Sorry.

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>>51494204
A new bait was born this day.

>>51493970
S-sauce?

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Marcille is for feeding and loving!

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Orc (elf)

>>51494249
Someone tell me what the comic text font is called so I can change it into "whoops wrong argument"
(bonus points for the "handwritten" one too)

>>51492781
I pick one of the elves with a non femnazi haircut.

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Today I killed a thread. Any requests? There are some images left.

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>>51484237
yes slave sure

want me to craft you some rings

>>51492781
8, 12, 14 are best girls in my book

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>>51493386
>>51493409
>sane mind

He has no "sane mind". He is a SJW that pretends to be "neutral", since he actually legitz belives that the people mocking SJWs, making fun of them and trolling them are somehow THE SAME as the people who punch others for having badwrong opinions, who make a hashtag to celebrate how people with badwrong opinions should be punched and who destroy and vandalize other peoples property because the wrong muppet won the election.

Same goes for this >>51493384 dumbass.

Both posts might as well be signed with
>t. proud cuck

>>51494220
>You're forcing them into indentured servitude in a revolting profession that sits enthroned at the top of the mortality rate lists
Actually, as I previously stated, I gave them a choice between combat and non-combat roles. Besides, assuming it's enacted in good faith indentured servitude is, in fact BETTER than slavery. I;d like to see anyone argue against that.
>How applicable is it on elves, culturally? And how does it account for the fact that you're still using them as meat to be ground for profit?
How does their culture preclude them from being willing to work for what they want? As for the second part, see above.
>No, but you have to buy them, equip them, and train them, which will probably amount to several years of full salaries per slave. Which is a problem because very few of them are going to survive several years.
I would have to equip and train anyone. That comes with creating a professional army. As for the second problem, it is additional risk incurred, I will have to agree. However, after a soldier's first engagement their chances of dying drop drastically thanks to their new experience. Assuming my training is up to snuff, then it is a calculated risk.
>By then, you'll have a few traumatized PC-tier survivors who will swear a pact to turn your entire bloodline into torture art.
Remember, they chose to work off their debt faster in exchange for more risk and more hardship. After they've worked off their debt, they're free to work for me in a safer capacity. They'll certainly have earned it, I'm sure.

>>51484237
Buy qt Loli elfIt's cool, she's 36, take her back to my place, make her a hot meal and give her some comfy clothes instead of those itchy burlap dresses, take her clothes shopping the next day, and eventually wife her.

plus get her interested in really kinky sex and have her as a slave in that regard

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>>51494368

>No, you're the SJWs

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>>51494204
It had more potential.

>>51492280
>Hurr convert people to religion by force
>Not edgy
You aren't any different than atheists that propose killing Christians and other theists. Go back to your containment board faggot.

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>>51494368
>He is a SJW that pretends to be "neutral"
See, that alone tells me everything I need to know about how you view the world. It can't possibly be that people are fed up assholes cramming politics into every fucking thread, no, it HAS to be a false flag.

It's like some perverse, shitposting infinity engine. "Oh, people are responding negatively to me constantly posting politics? CLEARLY I NEED TO POST MORE POLITICS!"

>>51493919
I'm glad someone else realizes this, too.
/pol/ is going to look like what we vilify tumblr to look like by year 3 of the Trump administration, because it won't be edgy to agree with the establishment.

>>51493589
You might as well say that everyone is a slave no matter what. Which is bullshit.

No, no institution can absolutely 100% guarantee that my freedom is not infringed upon. But I am not in a position where the law of the land actually allows others to abuse me and use me for work unless I give them consent to do do. Theoretically, I can be victimized by someone acting outside the law, but this is the case in all things.

>being a wageslave is no different from being an actual slave if there is no one to protect you and you are unable to protect yourself.

...Which is why we have systems for protecting people. They don't always work, but they often do.

>>51493749
le anarchist wageslave meme

I am beholden to nobody. I employ myself and, even if I were to be employed by another, I am able to leave employment and do as I wish from there on. The only way I can realistically lose my freedom is if I break one of the many societal pacts that ensure my freedom (i.e. I steal, I kill, etc).