My encounters with the ultimate "that guy"

Summer of freshman year and I still wasn't too bothered about him (the stuff above hadn't happen yet), so me and some mutual friends invited him to a DnD game since we new he played and he has anger issues, so he probably would've gotten salty if we didn't invite him. We meet up, and he shows up with a liter of coke, and a literal cardboard box with like 20 bags of Doritos. I'm not kidding. It's nice and all that he brought them, but after five seconds his hands are sticky and orange, and the smell of Doritos and saliva makes me want to die. Now we get to the game. He immediately makes a female character called a "Concubus" that is a mix of a half elf and a succubus that bases all of its abilities off of charm and charisma and… some other things. We were concerned, but we didn't bother with it too badly at the time because we didn't wanna bother the issue and we weren't sure how long he would stay. His character instantly proved to be cancerous, and he did and threatened to do many horrible things to several different NPC and player characters. Luckily enough he left soon after, but not after we realized that he enjoyed sexual and bdsm role play… the PTSD is getting a bit much for me right now, so I'll have to take a break, but expect more...

>not greentext

GTFO

K forgive me that I'm new here. Back cuz I have to keep talking about this.
>Muddy is suspended several times
>eventually doesn't come back
>gets kicked out of his parents house multiple times
>meets girl over internet on a BDSM forum
>she's 17 with a child
>I know this cuz muddy was using the google hangouts account of a friend of mine, so all of the messages are still there
>he "falls in love" with the girl through a mix of DDLG BDSM and fantasy roleplay. Basically FATAL.
>the girl's mom is threatening to kick her out of the house since she is a jobless mother
>she is living several states away from muddy, but he somehow manages to meet and her and get her to come home with him
>Muddys parents furious and threatening to kick both of them out without any money.
>will continue

Monitoring this thread. Just so you know.

>Muddys adventures in board game club
>our school has a weekly board game club. Pretty chill
>he comes one day, despite the fact that almost everyone hates him
>we play Catan, he is feindishly loud the whole time, argues with everyone practically screams at one point, and is almost asked to leave
>makes a bunch of horrible sex jokes
>makes a bunch of actually racist jokes
>on top of this he plays ctan like complete shit, and he is so greasy that whenever he touches anything I cringe
>Board game club ends with him asking to stay at a friends house since he has been kicked out.
>multiple people leave board game club
>Tfw he is gone and they still don't wanna come back

reading thread

>Muddys adventures in MTG
>back when me and my circle of friends still played magic, we did a couple games
>he literally never has cards
>never let him touch my cards because I worry about contraction some disease, and it visibly upsets him every time.
>he borrows my friends cards often, and he always loses, and more often than not he rage quits
>we do a big four headed giant game at one point with some people at a local store, and Muddy ends up screaming at them, and is completely useless, not being able to accomplish anything.
>he also has to read and touch literally everyone's cards, so the game takes forever
>argues literally every other rule, and is almost entirely wrong
>one of my friends decides to troll him afterwards with a super op deck, which causes muddy to blow a gasket and literally leave the game store on his own, looking like a homeless child
>we think he found a bus back, but I'm not sure

>>51474596
>invited him to a DnD game since we new he played and he has anger issues, so he probably would've gotten salty if we didn't invite him
Reap what you sew

>>51475377
check'd

What's wrong with you? Why put up with someone like this?

>>51475476
small community perhaps? when everyone knows each other its hard to get away from someone.

>>51475377
Sow*

>>51474596
You invited the vape god to your game and thought this wouldn't have repercussions?

I'm calling shenanigans, nobody can be that retarded.

>>51474887
>Do you Catan?

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Any more tales of the vape god, anon?