Hi, I'm new. Why do we hate elves?
Pic unrelated, it's the only nonpony pic I have
>>51474230
Well, it used to be because elves are skewed towards being a Mary Sue race. Then half the board started liking elves, and now we just perpetuate the meme on the basis that half of us are team Dwarf, other half team Elf, and arguing without really arguing is fun. It's one of the few recurring threads I don't mind on the basis that it's just the fans mirroring the classic feud between Dwarves and Elves.
>>51474230
We don't hate elves around here!
We just _______ elves.
>>51474230
>it's the only nonpony pic I have
Reeeee etc
Anyway, to answer your question, it's a meme based mostly on /tg/ being more akin to dwarves, IE neckbearded asocials who dwell underground. Dwarves hate elves, thus, /tg/ hates elves.
There are a bunch of other reasons, like elves generally being prissy faggots or arrogant asshats or what have you, but for the most part it's just a play on the classic Elves vs Dwarves dichotomy.
Dwarf Fortress was a significant influence, wherein the elves will come to your Fortress every now and again, demand that you stop cutting down trees, give you an extremely harsh limit on how many trees you -could- cut down, get offended if you attempt to trade anything made of wood or wood products with them, and then send stealthy armies to attack you with shitty wooden weapons and armour, who inevitably got locked in a room and submerged in magma until deep fried.
>>51474230
>Hi, I'm new
Yes, you are.
>Why do we hate elves?
"We" also seem to have this thread ever week. It's a meme, there are a lot of people that love elves here.
>it's the only nonpony pic I have
Please go.
>>51474430
>that pic
>even Mohammed hates elves
>>51474230
Dump your other pics fucker, I fucking dare you.
>>51474902
But won't I get banned for posting pony outside of a nonpony board? Also, why is that rule in place? Was it the Glimfags? We hate them too. Also this site has no mass upload button. one attachment per post? what is this, the dark ages?
>>51474793
Mohammed fucked kids, you know. He had two wives, one nine and one eleven. Yes, really. This is not a 9/11 joke. Though his religion was what caused 9/11.
>>51474742
no i like dnd and i want to play it.
>>51474430
I've never played or heard of dwarf fortress, but I've heard it's what Minecraft ripped off. Are magma trap rooms a feature or something players make themselves?
>>51474416
Lol what are we, Monster Musume fans? I'm kidding I like that show. Centorea is best pony.
>>51474304
What's a Mary Sue race? How can a whole race be too-perfect sluttily-dressed cute girls that die in the end?
>>51478175
Please let the thread die and just lurk more.
>>51478175
Miia and Suu best girls though
>>51478175
>too-perfect sluttily-dressed cute girls that die in the end
>cute girls
>cute
>that die in the end
>A mary sue, hurt, HA!
>>51478620
So are we going by Star Trek's sue definiton(perfect girl in fishnets dies in the end), by Avatar's definition(Any bender better than Katara) or by MLP's definition(Any OC ever that isn't a bland-ass 'Anonpone' character. fuck, i love ponies, but the fandom's hatred of creativity and fan characters not made as a joke or made in a CYOA quest thread gets real tiring after a while)
>>51474416
...source?