Post your stupid MTG memes >If it's a land

>>51459985
It upsets me an inordinate amount that this isn't a 16/16.

>>51460452
Grizzly BearS (plural) was a 2/2, so it follows that an individual bear would be a 1/1

>>51459985
The eighth doesn't seem to be fucking...

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>>51459806
I don't get it.

>>51460452
Grizzly Bears has 2 bears in the art. 1/1 per bear, 8/8.

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>>51459806

>i_came_here_to_laugh_at_you.image_extension

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Ohh he be probin'

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>>51466263
Does it count if it's in the opposite direction?

There's always Cousin Furt, Bear Arms, and Goblin Offensive for classic popular flavor text jokes.

>>51466366
nah man it's not the same

>>51466366
His hair is sticking back, not to the side.

Look at the profile of the face.

>>51459806
Please explain

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>>51470393

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>>51466366
cmon man everyone knows you pick green hat wizard, cloudkill owns

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How can white decks even compete?

Look at this guy.You can't sword to plowshare him. Terror is also useless. Thinking about Searing Spear? You had better be carrying two of them.

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Enjoy

>>51462089
>not
>Oh right! The Oath, the Oath of the Gatewatchers, the Oath chosen especially for the Watchers to Watch the Gate the Gatewatchers' Oath. That Oath?

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I'm sure this was no coincidence

>>51472257
Also consider this.
He can come out on turn two with two dark rituals.
White Knights can only watch helplessly as he blows right past them when he attacks.

Really makes you think.

>>51472449
>don't talk to me or my son ever again

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How can other color even compete ?

Anyone have any meme decks?

>>51469821
more like this please

>>51472318
what? That they made a creature that was a frog and unfunny manchildren inserted a shit meme onto it?

>>51472663
What do you mean by "meme decks"?
Like "Oops, All Spells!" and Minotaur tribal could both be considered meme decks

>>51460484
But colloquially, a 'bear' is a 2/2 for 2 cmc.

>>51469821
vintage is correct, except when they are playing fair decks in which case replace pistols with sabers.

I'm thinking something like this:

https://deckstats.net/decks/60641/628250-justice-for-harambe-014/en

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>>51472955
Or this

https://deckstats.net/decks/39573/283343-pepe-the-frog/en

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>>51472464
No, not this guy!

>>51472464
Most annoying thing to play against.

Meta's nothing but "Storm Crow" and "Built to deal with Storm Crow".

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What did the artist mean by this?
Can't tell if I should be triggered or not. Could (((they))) print something like this in Current Year?

>>51472955
>>51472967
http://magiccards.info/search.html
write the type/subtype/ruletext you want
create a deck with the cards you get

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>>51459985

>>51473068
I get it. Look like a good resource. Thanks.

I'm just here to get some ideas /inspiration. I enjoy making such mirthful deck.

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Enjoying the new vehicles?

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>>51473839
LIZ

>likes to use toys, but only receive
>would do a MFF
>kinky experimental sex
>would fuck in a lab with a lab coat
>has a fucking nuke

>>51473054
idk but I fucking love this art.
I have foils of them.

I may gather them for a casual deck to play with my filthycasual playgroup so I can say "I CAST ISLAMIC INQUISITION. OHO ZEE LITTLE JEW BOY WILL HAVE HEEZ MIND SHARIAH'D. TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE THINKING INFIDEL."

Though the flavor of what's happening is probably better fitted to white. But yeah no way they could print this without triggering these days.

>>51473839
Fuck the fetishes the guy who made this has. Clear bias for stupid deviency like breathplay and bloodplay

>>51475176
Or maybe he was trying to imagine what fetishes people from a magical city might have? Calm your tits.

>>51473839
>Boros Waifu
>Kinks: Ultra-Vanilla
>Role: Slightly Submissive

>Not a dom who likes to be dominated herself.
Yeah right.

>Golgari Waifu
I can't tell if it's good or bad.

>Azorius and Orzhov are not identified as such


This had potential and unfortunately sucks.

>>51475453
Fair, shouldn't shit too hard on it.
I can't forgive the rushed-looking guild name omission though

>>51473839
Gotta go with Azorius, and just teach her to like my pet. Dom waifu who will give me motivation and support to achieve my goals is too good to pass up.

and our fetishes line up really well

>>51472464
Anyone know the real background story on what made this such a fearsome card? I know I look at a number of cards and just don't recognize their power without someone explaining it to me. Usually, there'some combo or synergy with cards I never think of.

>>51476715
Force of Will is a really powerful counterspell, but needs a blue card in hand to throw away. This lead to jokes that any blue card is good because it can be pitched for Force of Will. Storm Crow just became the memetic "blue card" pitched for FoW.

>>51476842
Also came up on perennial "Bad card" discussions (along with Chimney Imp) where the likes of Storm Crow and Imp were disqualified because "It untaps for free".

Which is kind of lolrandumb humor, but it caught on.

I am unironically enjoying this thread. It really cranks the old noggin .

Anyone got the anguished unmaking ones?

>>51473839

What's in Simic-chan's secret vault?

>>51476772
>tfw passed over 14th pick Garbage Fire in a cube where I was the only one taking any red, because I misunderstood the card and thought it would only do x damage for the number of Garbage Fires I had drafted

>>51469359
Goddamn Tenth Edition blew

>>51477802
Holy shit that old casting.

Would totally watch a Planeswalker movie if Vin Diesel played Karn.

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Does this count as a meme?

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>>51477802
>Written by Ridley Scott and Joel Schumacher

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>>51476754
>Wayne England
I'm so glad he's dead.

>>51476754
Winter Orb looks better in the new art. The old art looks too much like a creature.

>>51478716
Really, it comes down to who can best deliver the "Jhoira is my friend" line. I can see Vin doing it well, but there might be better.

>>51477802
>TFW this will never be a thing.

Even if a film of the Weatherlight Saga was a train wreck, I feel that at least it would be a memorable trainwreck. Filming a gatewatch story would just turn into every post-hunger-games-and-mcu Young Adult POS.

>>51476754
As soon as they printed the new arts

>>51478267
Her baby pictures.

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>>51473839
I can't believe people are still posting this shit

>>51475176
Hey, fuck you too, buddy.

>>51475453
That's what I was going for.

>>51475483
Just for you, I fixed them!

>>51475468
>Not a dom who likes to be dominated herself.
>Yeah right.
My self-justification for Boros being submissive because she's busy being a hardass all day and wants a break. Also because I wanted the fighting for dominance kind of dynamic for Gruul.

>This had potential and unfortunately sucks.
You're breaking my heart, anon!

>>51481019
Boros or Dimir.
Thanks for the read btw.

>>51481019
Good work by the way. Do you have more? Maybe for Tarkir

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Bane?

>>51482423
Not him, but Wedges and Shards sounds like too much work with all the variance in the colors.

>>51459806
>memes
Can this word die already? It's a fucking picture with a caption at best. Back in my day we called these things "jokes".

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>>51482689
OK so I'm kind of new to MTG, but isn't this a lot worse than pic related? Why would I ever play Scarred Puma instead?

>>51483025
Because at the time Scarred Puma was printed it was a pretty good creature.

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>>51483025
You wouldn't. Creatures have been getting more powerful on average in recent years, while noncreature spells are generally worse. Plus some cards are just better than others, especially at different rarities.

>>51472257
I own and have play with this card.

>>51459985
everytime i see this image i laugh

>>51470404
>EDH players are a bunch of fags

this meme checks out

>>51483378
Are you old enough to remember when this guy meant game over?

>>51462043
Heh