How do I roleplay this wizard?

>>51455200
You don't "roleplay" meme characters.

>>51455200
Some wizards spit in the face of the gods.
That guy shits in his own hands and smears it all over the faces of the gods while shrieking like a baboon.

There's your roleplay.

>>51455200
How would we know how you roleplay him, we're not, uh, telepathic.

that's a druid, surely?

>>51455370
A druid wouldn't wear penguins on his feet.

>>51455402
Not him but i don't know how i missed that.

>>51455200
I'd rather you roleplay that cute. grumpy fighter, OP. Then I could take you someplace quiet and show you my system mastery, if you catch my drift.

>>51455423
>you meet a cute, grumpy fighter
>take her someplace quiet
>she dispels the illusion and turns into a wizard with penguins on his feet

>>51455737
Can I coup de grace myself?

>>51455200
>the texture on her left arm

god damn it the application was fine everywhere else but just there in particular it's too obvious you took a chain link texture and placed it on her arm. fuck that bothers me.

>>51455200
Goblin from early Black Company, basically.

>>51455415
Your subconsciousness tried to protect you.

>>51455415
Did you notice the dick runes on his hat?

>>51456571
This image gets better the longer you look.

>>51455415
don't forget that he's also sitting on a dead spider, has a octupus stuffed into his belt and a dozen spiders crawling around his fanny pack. He's also barfing into a mug made out of a zombie head. That picture is just awesome. From far away everything looks sort of gross but if you take a moment it's "What the fuck did I just see".

That's basically 1 charisma and proud of it.

Never can go wrong with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oe7Q8OCm5I

>>51455991
heh, nice one

>>51456715
Not just any octopus, it's a dire blue ring octopus.

>>51456715
>He's also barfing into a mug made out of a zombie head
He's drinking it.

>>51455200
Just play Rick from Rick and Morty except explain everything through magic.

>>51455200
Go to walmart at 3am to study real life examples

>drinking from the skull of a demi-lich
>sitting on the corpse of a dire-arachnid
>boots made from devil-penquins from the frozen layer of Stygia
>immature Elder Brain strapped to his waist as a trophy

Clearly, this wizard is an ancient and powerful luminary, to be respected and obeyed. Tell this soldier-tart to go back to her post.

When you grow powerful enough to be fully independent from the society, it's only natural to stop giving a fuck about the social conventions. Why should you bother making a good impression when you get anything you need with a spell?

>>51457215
I always thought that the giant spider was his familiar.

>>51457215
>Tell this soldier-tart to go back to her post.

She's just an illusion made to entertain himself.

>>51457152

That's actually a pretty great way to go about it.

You're a jaded old cynic who can literally alter the universe at his whim. You know the pointlessness of everything, and succumb to rampant alcoholism.

>>51457279
It just can't hand his alcohol and always passes out long before wizard even starts singing.

>>51457413
>Wizard chucks another pint of ale
>"Girl... I have met with Lolth on a therapy session, I have talked to Demogorgon while he was doing his hair, I have seen Pun-Pun up close and personal, so shut up and allow me to drink in peace. All your problems will go away in a couple of hundred years"

>>51455761
I dunno. Are you considered helpless against yourself?

>>51457476
Most people are.

>>51456571
Those aren't dick runes, that's Hydrogen and the time keeping method based there on.

>>51455200
Why isn't the grass growing around him? Seems to be a vibrant forest, and everywhere else has a thick bed of grass. First time I noticed this.

>>51456715
>sitting on a dead spider
I assumed the spider was alive, but like "eh, fuck it." and laid down a little bit.

>>51457514
Deeeeeep.

>>51455200
That would require playing in a system where magic is actually weird and allows weird shit beyond casting what amounts to a complex ranged attack or buff.