ITT: describe your current party/ campaign in one image

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>>51426997

>>51426997
I'm you but stronger

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So many fucking bugs man

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It all went so very, very wrong

>>51427346
So you're still rolling for stats?

>>51427014
2real

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It's too much

>>51429202
Now that's a party I could get behind.
Or on top of, I'm not picky.

>>51429236
As long as you don't mind being completely spent and unresponsive the next day~

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>>51429379
>dealing with downers

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>>51426997
It would describe it even better if the wizard was a hot anime girl with big titties.

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>>51429328
No problem with that.

>>51429546
I like how his definition of purity doesn't discount laying with manlier sex.

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They have no idea what they are doing nor do they understand the moral ramifications of what they do. The druid is by far the worst. He wanted to set fire to a patch of woods to force enemies out, he tried and failed to open a magic door using a corpse instead of shifting out of wildshape, and he has never once shown interest in the animals or plants we encounter.

Pic related applies to everyone at the table.

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>>51426997
Maids were a mistake.
>>51429599
Well, duh, because gay sex doesn't count.

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>>51429808
>maids were a mistake
yes yes they were
>true route
as long as you aren't hoeshiteo

>>51429546
> Only a wizard can slay a lich
Fuck you Pathfinder

>>51429908

Alpha legion.

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Play an SU homebrew they said
It'll be fun and whimsical they said

>>51432996
surprisingly: no
>Dark Heresy 2
had a few characters attacking the party, oh and the Original team was eventually wiped out and is now made up of fresh characters (and the one mini-maxer Sororitas Null)

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>>51433022

>>51433022

After watching cat fingers you should habe known better.

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>perty=my bard trying to keep things under control
>the autistic beepboops=the rest of the party doing chaotic stupid shit

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>>51433022
>>51433076
I second wanting to know about this. Anon, post this story

>>51426997
An animated gif is a series of images. You failed OP.

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>Everyone now has 2HP: The Campaign.

>>51433250
I bet you pronounce it Jif too, you sick fuck.

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>>51426997

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>>51426997
We all got our shit enchanted.
We bound demons and ghosts and genies into our armour and shields.
And now we move along just to make it through.

>>51433690
Note I am not saying this about the thread. I am saying this in general about how my party acts

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>>51433022
>Red lyrium.
Please! maker! let that be in the story.
>Tfw your Templar will never look this edgy.

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Like, 80% of them are thoroughly decent, socially aware and compassionate people.

The last guy solves all the fucking problems.

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>>51433076
At least post the jif

>>51433873
In the last pic, violence guy has seen some shit.

>>51433915
>not moving up to it
if i raise my eyebrows in surprise and something more surprising happens them i can display EVEN MORE SURPRISE.
i.e. it cannot intensify if it hasn't.

>>51433927
Violence guy has DONE some shit

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A few months after the battle of Endor, a group of ISB agents are making sure their sector remains firmly under Imperial control, dealing with various criminal elements, internal strife amongst the moffs, civil unrest and the encroaching New Republic.

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>>51426997

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>This week, on another exciting episode of 'Shit Gets Worse and Everyone Dies'...

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>>51434845
Is that why I think it is?

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>>51426997

>>51434954
If you mean what, then yes. that's his boomstick.

The party has recently used their supernatural powers to BtFO some Oni summoned by a former party member to wreck a God-Fearing Christian City, and are now borderline worshiped as saints by the very grateful, very stupid populace.

>>51433631
I don't recall my beloved Mako ever being capable of any of that

>>51435066
Sounds like a fun party.

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>>51426997

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tfw no group

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Great thread.

>>51435463
Run a game.

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we prefer historical settings

>>51435577
>First short story I ever got published was about a knight in he Holy Land during the crusades
>No one in my groups lets me DM
Feels bad

>>51433873
The love guy solves your problems?

>>51434838
Fucking same, every game I have with one particular DM of mine devolves into That's Heresy!: The Game

>>51435639
sounds like a bard party

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>>51426997
Except we're not as funny.

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>>51426997
There should be more than this, but only two of us ever seem to show.

>>51435634
>Actually have published work
>Your group wont let you DM

your group sounds like shit

>>51434058
sensible chuckling ensued

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>>51426997

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>>51429546
>Oh it's over.
>unless you can un-fuck that girl it is absolutely over.

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>>51436232

>>51433722
>perpetually broke
>every time I save up enough money to get something I forget to buy this movie
>remember when I'm broke that I love the shit out of it
it's a hard life

>>51432491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8

>>51432835
They're bad at telling time?

>>51436410
>the session starts in...

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>>51426997
AdEva game.

>>51436441
doing it right

>>51433055
Did you remind the soritas character that power armour is no defense against high impact sexual violence?

By which I mean Det packs taped to look like a dong under her bunk

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>>51435355
I need to know source

Also my party

>>51433722
That is a glorious campaign and a great movie. I salute you, good sir.

>>51436567
The artist is Shia if that helps. She does a lot of futa though.

>>51435041

Clearly your techpriest did not have enough levels in drive then.

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>>51426997
>inb4 /pol/

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>>51433250
Turns out things can have multiple uses beyond their intended one.
Huh.

>>51427346
Franklin looks like he wishes he could be back in France.

>>51432835
>>51436410

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/2YkEDGD_sDs?t=473

>>51438598
fuckin his french bitches

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>>51426997

>>51436693
Fuck that's my group
Those fucks have been murdering every plot hook I threw at them until one survived.
"It's you again"

>>51437652
>A campaign for ants ?

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>>51436232

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I hate spoon-feeding.

>>51434058
Fucking Kender

>>51433023
Anon I just want to thank you for bringing this comic series to my attention, I've wasted 8 hours on it so far and it has not disappointed at all.

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>>51426997

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God is an alien and we're gonna punch him

>>51429379
shit playgroup

>>51439640
>aeiou

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>>51429379
>>51429417

Remove the blue slice of dice because we're freeform faggots and this is my group. Unfortunately we can't get rid of the downer because we've been friends for over a decade and shes the GMs girlfriend. She's usually cool and rad but she just has these fucking meltdowns and blows up at the group sperg and also has this condition that gives her super pms. Meanwhile the cool chick is slowly turning into a tumblrina SJW politics cuck whose always linking us peoples blogs talking about sexism and rape statistics when the closest she's ever come to a dick (besides cybering with probably all of use on the sly through our teenage years) was turning down a guy who really wanted to date her in college so she could focus on her career - which still hasn't gone anywhere.

The group sperg is a manchild who despite being the oldest of us never matured past highschool, loves FNAF and Sanic, collects transformers and jacks it to TF porn and she hulk (who hasn't?)

The GM and defacto leader is smart, ocd, and mildly autistic. He researches shit relentlessly.and compulsively and basically builds settings hard and sturdy with his autism. The downside is he's emotionally dense as a brick and once he starts ranting about something he has an opinion on - which is everything - you can't shut him up. Of course this leads to constant fighting with his powderkeg of a girlfriend, and due to his obsession with statistics and ackhtually, friction develops with the feelsy tumblrina as he increasingly becomes frustrated and redpilled despite being as blue commie leftist as you can get. Also he's sick at least 3/4ths of the year because of allergies

I just want my friends to be like they were when we were all younger, /tg/.

>>51440241
So what is it about you that everyone else in the group hates?

>>51440350
I'm a loud mouth, all my characters tend to be some variation of the same shit, I tend to either be really into shit or terribly unmotivated, I don't think things through, and I have ADD

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>>51426997

>>51428348
>tfw no new chapter

>>51435718
Are you playing Build The Wall?

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>>51426997
Every fucking time.

>>51426997
https://youtu.be/Ds0ZY4ruxNI
>Rogue tried to steal a dagger without a bag.
>Sticks it up the butt.
>A bomb with magnetism pulls the rogue towards itself.
>Dagger fly's out of rogue's butt and stabs the guy trying to disarm the bomb.
>We all die in a shit-filled explosion.

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>>51426997

>>51439511

You're welcome. Godspeed mate.

>>51441692
Vigilo Confido, brother

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Party sorcerer got his horse ate by a worg first session and swore a vendetta against all goblins and their allies.

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breaking the mould here by posting the first 40 seconds of this video
https://youtu.be/cAatiaLnZOY?t=6

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Modified Only War. doot-dootin' in a Leopard II (sniper/rogue tank), a Challenger (fucking invincible tank) and a Leclerc (DPS tank) during a non-nuclear alt-hist WW3, shootin' up T-80's and other slavshit, trying to make it to Belgrade to swing the Yugos to our side after they closed their airspace

too bad the game ended because of scheduling

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>>51426997

>>51441835
>Chieftain with stillbrew
>Challenger 1
>Leclerc?
>Not sure
>Leopard 2

>>51441848
I think the fourth one is a Ariete from Italy.

>>51441848
And now that I see it, the third is an Abrams without a doubt

>>51433022
story time....?

>>51441848
>>Leclerc?

Abrams

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>Fucking GURPS.

>>51436508
Always.

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Shadowrun Australia. Can't go a day without the fucking land trying to kill us.

>>51433022
You can't not tell this story anon.

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I love these guys, but their self-preservation instinct pretty much doesn't exist.

ITT: post a random stupid picture without even the threadbare connection of a relevant filename to make it /tg/

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>>51433235
>>51442017
>>51442268
>Everybody jacked after binging SU, want to play a game. DM is a master Homebrewer, we demand this shit from him all the time. Our wish is his pleasure
>Four players. Everyone decides to just be crystal gems except for fucknut who wants to be Tragic Backstory OC Gem
>Whatever, everybody in this setting has a tragic backstory anyways
>Steven serves as plot device/GMPC
>I'm amethyst, so I get to RP a nasty ass bitch with a whip
>Oh no! Corrupted gems! Better save Beach City!
>Oh no! Corrupted gems! Better investigate the kindergarten!
>Oh no! Gregs in danger!
>We ignore that one
>Stupid Tragic Backstory OC gem decides to betray us to Homeworld and let them know Rose Quartz is still kinda alive because he was bored with the game
>Homeworldfleet.jpg
>We're nine levels fucked
>Out of options, we try and harness the unborn gem cluster without fucking over the earth
>Critical failure
>Steven GMPC steps in and fuses with the gem cluster
>Game ends with us watching Giant Steven emerge from the earth and fuck up the home world fleet

>>51441395
They all die and the game ends up focusing on the new guy and what he gets into before he gets turned into hamburger?

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>>51442793
I've got a better solution for character selection.
>lyrium = anti magic characters.
>Warpstone =escalation magic or psionic.
>Kyber crystals = colour = class
Your friend sounds like Anakin (red kyber) crystal.
Or this guy (red lyrium forced hybrid)
What gem would you pick now?

>>51442793
Sounds like this https://youtu.be/Yh5-7_elDSI

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>>51443062
Forgot pic.

>>51443081
Succeeding at the bare minimum.

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>>51426997
It probably doesn't help that 3 out of 4 of us have an intelligence level below 10 both in-game and IRL.

>>51437488
>this mix of parts
What does the plot even look like?

>>51435835
Not him, but being good at writing doesn't make you a good DM at all. Unless you play online in a forum or something.

I know this well from self-experience.

>>51438755
muh nig

>>51440451
Fuck are you me?

>>51440451
All my characters are different for a few sessions but then they all end up being the same. Send help.

>>51440455
Is Paranoia Agent good? I watched it when i was super young and don't remember much, been tempted to rewatch it.

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>>51439504
You called?

>>51444642
basically, we got me playing the generic badass guy
one cool guy
two highschool delinquents

and a british man experimented on to be a supersoldier

One of the soldiersoldiers of the same project was named "The Father", and went apeshit killing everyone and ran away.

Right now we're being hired by a rich guy in London, to do some work.

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>>51447100
It's a weird mix of these two

>>51426997