Subject of much importance!

>>51422159
> Stop playing with degenerates
Problem solved.

Book of erotic fantasy and adapt it for current situations

Or ya know don't play in such a magical realm-y type game

>>51422159
Drink more of it until you get a really really deep vagina, then put on a girdle of sex change.

In order:
>kill the DM
>kill the other players
>kill yourself

>>51422159
Stop playing Pathfinder and/or FATAL.

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>>51422159
Kill a minotaur, eat his manhood.
Alternatively, get a penis bellitling fetish

HEAR YE HEAR YE

IS THY MEMBER DIMINUITIVE AND LACKING IN PUISSANCE

FOR ONLY FIVE HUNDRED GOLD PIECES THESE TINCTURES AND NOSTRUMS FROM DISTANT REALMS WILL EMPOWER AND ENLARGE THE INTIMATE ORGAN

>>51422159
Kill your DM
no seriously just quit the fucking game that type of DMing is goddamn terrible

>>51422159
Kill minotaurs and drink their blood

>>51425706
>CoC reference
I'd allow it in my game!

>>51422248
>degenerates
Doesn't have to be for sexual, anon. Sounds like his group has a sillier tone. Not quite my cup of tea but understandable.
>>51425666
Not if the whole group finds it funny, satan. He seems to be rolling with it.
>>51424512
kekked

>>51425806
Satan here, if it was a plot hook for a wacky campaign like
>I'm a badass fighter who fucks women a lot
>oh no my dick's small because of potion
>I'm gonna go on a quest to go beat the shit out of the wizard who sold this fucken potion to me
or even a small side quest then it's fine in my book.

>>51426248
Even if it wasn't explicitly stated to be, it seems like OP is going to turn this into a quest.

>>51424512
HARK

UNSCRUPULOUS MAIDENS HATH BEGAN CAVORTING IN YOUR AREA

PEN THY NAME, AND MATE BY DAY'S END