ALROIGHT YOU GROTS. DA BOSS SEZ HE WANTS US TO USE WHATEVA WE

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>>51419248
BOSS! I FOUND DIS' THING WE CAN USE FOR DA HULL!

>>51419432
DAT'S GREAT. NOW WE'Z NEEDS SUM ENGINES, AN DAKKA, AND PLENTY O AMMO ROOM, AND SOME DAKKA.

>>51419456
EH DONT FORGET DA DAKKA BOSS

>>51419248
Name it Titanic.
It makes it go faster, I swear.
No negative crashes and failures involved or associated.

>>51419486
OH, ROIGHT, GOOD CATCH. WE'Z GOT ANY BOYZ LOOKIN FOR DAKKA?

>>51419248
Oi, boss, I have just the right idea here, we make this >>51377803 but in space!

>>51419491
Also, ignore my perfect gothic, human stature, and human weapons in perfect shape.
Just ignore that.
And the big I on my hat.

>>51419547
LEMME SEE DEM PLANZ!

...MMMH... OI THINK YER ONTO SOMEFING, YA GIT! RUSH DIS OVA TO DA MEKBOYZ, AND TELL 'EM TO PAINT IT RED!

>>51419568
YOU. YOU'Z A SCRAWNY AN PALE GIT...
...
...
BAH, WHATEVA, JUST GO GIT MORE DAKKA!

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OH I FOUND SOME DAKKA. HOW MANY A DEES YOU YHINK WE XAN FIT ON THERE?

>>51419593
WE'Z CAN BOLT LOIK... FIFTY OF EM ON DA HULL.

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>>51419547
>>51419577
WAIT BOSS I GOTZ ONE DAT'S EVEN BETTER! WE USE A BUNCHA DESE LITTLE NUKULAR BOMBA TO BLAST US OFF DA PLANET AND INTA SPACE!

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BOSS
LOOK AT WUT I FOND

>>51419650
WAIT NO.
DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON THAT ACTIVATES THE SELF-DES
Shat

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>>51419610
YOU THINK WE CAN GIVE IT ARMS SO IT CAN HAVE SOME CHOPPY AND BIG DAKKA?

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>>51419610
Now you're thinking with dakka!

>>51419650
BY GORK AN MORK, WE'Z KEEPIN' DAT ONE! SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT FIT DA BOSS IN IT!
AND YOU! >>51419634
YOU'Z PRETTY SMART! GET DAT HULL UPROIGHT, AN START PILIN' THOSE UNDANEATH. AND YOU MEKBOYZ, GET TO BOLTIN THAT DAKKA ON!

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>>51419248
OI BOSS I'IS FOUND SUMFIN FOR DA LOGO

Why did I disguise myself as an ork.....
I'm an inquisi.....
Damn, the big one's coming this way.

>>51419724
OI YOU! GET TA BOLTIN!

AN YOU! >>51419696
DAT'S A GOOD ONE, GREEN IZ BEST! START PAINTIN!

NOW, 'HOW WE GONNA MOVE ROUND OUT IN SPACE?

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>>51419746
USE ONE A DESE BOSS

>>51419746
Using sheer willpower and belief in the form of a weird boy.....
I think

>>51419746
BOSS WEZ GOT A ROIGHT PROBREM, I IZ FINISH DA LOGO BUT DA LADZ IZ CHOPPIN EACH UVVA OVA WAT WEZ GONNA CALL DA SHIP, IS DA SS MORK OR DA SS GORK?? DA NOBZ IS BOUT TE GET INVOLVED IN DA CHOPPIN

>>51419800
Ooooh!
Call it the TITANIC
It means big!
Continue to ignore my perfect gothic and large I situated on my hat!

>>51419792
TANKS FOR DAT.

WOTS DIS?>>51419800
DA SS GORK OR DA SS MORK EH?
AND WUT WUZ DAT SCRAWNY ONE?
>>51419814 DA "TI-TAN-IK?"
WELL, I'Z GOT A SOLUTION, IN ALL MY BOSSLY THINKIN'. WE'Z GONNA CALL IT: "DA SS GOR-MOR-IK."

>>51419248
OI, BOSS! I'Z THINKIN' I FOUND SOMETHING! IT's CALLD DA "TSAR BOMBA". I THINK DA MEK CAN TURN IT INTO A MISSILE.

>>51419814
Oi den ooh'iz dis git? ain't neva 'eard o no titanic

>>51419868
IT SAYZ ERE IT'Z 57 GIGATONS. I TINK I CAN GET IT TO 57 TERATONS.

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>>51419814
OI, GET DAT BLOOD AXE OUTTA 'ERE. E' FINKS E'Z BEIN KUNNIN BUT WEZ SMATA' THENZ THAT

STUPID AXES FINKIN D'ERE MOAR KUNNIN

>>51419899
BOSS! I FOUND UZ A BIG 'HUMIE BOMB CALLED THE TSAR BOMBA.

>>51419673
GIT DIS MEK A MEDAL OR SOMEFIN, 'EEZ A ZOGGIN GENIUS

>>51419673
>>51419920
DAT'Z... DATZ BEYOOTIFUL. OI, ALL O YOU GITZ, START MAKIN' ARMZ FOR IT!

AND WUT'Z DAT? >>51419868 YOU'Z CAN MAKE A BIGGA BOMB? WELL DO IT! WE'Z CAN SHOOT IT AT A HUMIE SHIP!

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OI BOSS
IM DA BOSS NOW

>>51419961
YIZ, BOSS. I ALSO FOUND'N THESE MASS DRIVERS. IT SAY'Z TO KEEP SUM TUNGSTEN OR 'HUMIE ALLOYS AND WE GETTING'Z A HELLA DAKKA.

>>51419864
DAT'S A GREAT NAME, BOSS!

DA SS-GOR-MOR-IK IZ GONNA BE DA BIGGEST SHIP EVA!

>>51419988
ZOGGIN 'ELL MATE! WAT'Z THIS GAGRANT? GUNDAM? LOOKS LIKE SUMTHIN THOSE TAU GITS WOULD MAKE. LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>51419988
>iz no green on anyfin
>0/10 wud' not waaaagh

>>51419994
IT SAY'Z erm... 300 TERATONS BOSS.

>>51419997
YOU'Z ZOGGIN ROIGHT IT IZ!

AN YOU!>>51419988 WUT'Z DIS DEN?
WUT DA ZOG IS DAT? IT AIN'T EVEN GOT ANY GREEN ON IT! AN IT AIN'T RED ENOUGH TO GO FAST! YOU AIN'T EVEN WORTH A FOIGHT! EY BOYZ, SHOW DIZ LOWLY GIT OUT DA DOOR.

>>51420024
THAT MEANS IT'Z GOT A LOT O' DAKKA.

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>>51420014
HOWS ABOT DIS INSTEAD
ITS EVEN RED SO IT GOES FASTA

>>51420045
BOSS?

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>>51420024
>>51420045
OI LADZ WOT'SA TERATON??? DIS HUMIE LASS IS TELL'N ME TA PRES DIZ BUTTON

>>51420045
BUT BOSS......im your only son

>>51420066
YES?

>>51420057
IT'Z BRILLIANT
BOSS!
>Wipes tear.

>>51420068
NEVA LISTEN TO HUMIES

>>51420083
DIS MASS DRIVER IS GONNA BE AN EXCELLENT ADDISHUN TO DA FLEET!

DON

>>51419800
HOW ABOUT DA SS GORK N MORK?

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>>51420088

>>51420068
HOLY SHIT! DON'T DO DAT! YOU'L KILL US ALL! 300 TERATONS IS A LOT OF DAKKA . YOU FAGGOT! GET DAT FACT INTA YA NOGGIN!

>>51420100
YOU BLEEDIN' ROIGHT IT IZ!
AN AZ FOR YOU: >>51420079
WADDAYA TAKE ME FOR, A GROT? COME BACK WIFF BIGGA GEAR!

AN DIS IDEA... >>51420105
HRM... YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMEFIN... DAT'S GREAT! OR MAYBE WE'Z CAN WROIT BOTH NAMEZ ON IT.

BOSS WHAT IF WE ADD CHOPPAS TO DA SHIP SO IT CAN BE MORE KEELY!!!

>>51419899
Ummmmmmmmm
I'm an ork ork?

>>51420068
HOW DA 'ELL ARE YA FEMALE.US ORKS DON'T REPRODUCE SEXUALLY.

>>51420152
YA STUPID GROT. SPESS HAS NO AIR. CHOPPAS DON'T WORK. SO We'Z USIN DESE IMPULSE THRUSTERS WHICH I'Z FOUND.

>>51420191
NO NO DA HUMIE We-we WEAPONS THAT MAKES THE CHOP CHOP OF HANDIES

>>51420191
BY GORK AND MORK! DESE GO FAST! EVEN FASTER WITH RED, DOE OUR MASS IS GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

>>51420218
DAT'Z INSANE, NO HUMIE IS GOING TO DO THAT, BUT, IF WE'Z PAINTINGZ THEM RED THEN WE'Z GO FASTER IN AIR! MY GORK!

>>51420171
ITS A FANCY WORD HUMIES USE
SOMTHIN ABOU DE MORALIZING

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>>51420171
Them's funbags is for fun, thems not for reproducing.

>>51420252
YA NO WHAT, FUCK THIS SHIT I SHOULD'A STAY'D WITH DA MOONS.

>>51420252
BOOOOOOOSSSSS
he's scarin me

>>51420191
>>51420218
ALROIGHT YOU TWO. WE'Z GONNA OUT A BIG BIG SWORD IN ONE OF IT'Z SPACE HANDS. WE'Z PUTTIN' TWO ON, NEXT TO ALL DA DAKKA.

>>51420240
ANYFINK'S A WEAPON WHEN YE TRY HARD ENOUGH AND IF WE USE THE CHOPPA BLADE TA CHOP CHOP DA OTHA SHIPS OR DA DAKKA FROM THE OTHER SHIPS

>>51420252
OW IZ DEM FLESHY BAGZ FUN? CAN DEY SHOOT STUFF? ARE THEY DAKKA? CAN YA KILL WIFF EM?

>>51420279
...FINE, BOSS. ALSO< DESE IMPULSE THRUSTERS GO SUPER SPED, ESPECIALLY WITH RED.

>>51420307
I'Z ALSO FINDIN SUM AI. IT's CALLED SKYNET. IT HAS DAKKA LINKIN TO IT.

>>51420252
I FINK WE'RE SUPPOSE TO MAKE STIK DA FUNBAGS WIF SUMTIN

>>51420295
I'Z FOUGHT IMPERIAL SHIPS, MACRO CANNONS ARE TOO LARGE.

>>51420324
BUT WAT IF DA BOSS IS SKYNET???????????????

>>51420330
'HUMIES DO DIS, YOU'RE A HUMIE IF YOU WANT TO.

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>>51420299
dey'z can kill ya wifout kill'n ya lad

>>51420335
WHAT IF WE MAKE THE CHOPPA LARGER THAN THE IMPERIAL SHIP

>>51420345
IZ ALZO KUMMIN WIT SOME AI LIKE "TERMINATORS" I'Z CAN USE THEM<BUT THEY NEED MORE GREEN, AND RED.

>>51420273
>>51420276
Quit yer yapping 'fore I gob ya in the danglies!
>>51420299
Can kill wiff em alright, boss!

>>51420364
UZE YA NOGGIN, AN EMPRAH CLASS IS 10km long. WAT DA FUCK ARE YA SUGGESTING, YOU LITTLE GROT.

>>51420371
BOZZ, I FINDIN SUM HUMIE IN DERE COGITATOR CALLED "MAZER RACKHAM". HE LOOKS LIKE HE'Z KNOS A THINK OR TWO ABOUT WAUGHHS.

>>51420373
WE MAKE OUR SHIP INTO A FLYING CHOPPA

>>51420371
SHUT UP YA DEGENERATE GIT
IM BIGGA DEN YOU SQUIGBRAINS
ILL CRUSH YA UNDER MY FEET

>>51420373
WOT IF WE USE DA SPACE HANDS TO GRAB DA HUMIE SHIPS, DEN CHOP 'EM?

>>51420386
A CHOPPA DOESN'T WORK IN SPESS. EVEN OUR GELLARITE THINGMABOBBER CAN'T HELP IT. TZEENTCH WILL GET PISSED.

>>51420307
YES, PUT ALL DA THRUSTAS ON DA BACK! ARE WE ALMOSY READY TO LAUNCH?

AN YOU! >>51420324 WE'Z CAN KEEP IT CUZ WE NEED MORE DAKKA, BUT WE'Z TAKIN ORDERS FROM ME AN ME ALONE!

YOU DERE! >>51420364 DAT'Z DE IDEA! WE CAN CUT UP A HUMIE SHIP, OR ANY OTHA SHIP!

OI, WUT'Z DIS? >>51420371 YOU CAN KILL WIFF 'FUNBAGS' WELL, IF YOU CAN KILL WIFF EM, WE WANT EM!

ALSO, JUST WANNA SAY, OI HATE DA HUMIE INVENTION 'CAPTCHA!'

>>51420402
DAT'S NOT REALLY A BAD IDEA!? OK, LETS USE RAILGUNS DOE< LOTS O'DAKKA.

>>51420409

>>51420381
I FOUND DIS HUMIE. WE COULD TAKE SUM IDAS.

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"so then I said to Alariel, there's no dam way I would ever believe yo....oh shit act cool there's a bunch of orks here, let me handle this"

*ahem*

oi laddies! ummm iz can 'av da greenest gork ummm an da bestest mork?

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>>51420409
BOSS
I FOND SUM DAKKA

>>51420407
FINK ABOUT IT, YOU'Z DRIVING A SHARP CHOPPA, not a deffkopta, WITH IMPULSE DRIVES INTO THE EMPRAH CLASS SHIP WEZ STABBING THE SHIP WITH OUR SHIP SINCE OUR SHIP WILL BE MORE STABBY

>>51420409
WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH< JUST NEED TO GET EVERYONE ABOURD.

>>51420409
Ca....captcha?
You don't like Captcha?
(only robots don't like Captcha this makes no sense)
How about you orks continue to ignore the large amount of totally orks with smaller I's on them while I find the reactor we installed.

>>51420453
EXCELLENT< YA GROT. TOOK YA LON ENUFF. JUST NEED TO ADD MORE DAKKA, AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A MAIN BATTLE TANK.
>>51420451
OI, WAT YA ELDAR GITS DOIN ERE! CARRY ON, I NEED MA ENERGY FOR WAUGHING SOME UMIE WORLDS>.

>>51420447
YEH, KEEP DAT HUMIE, PUT 'IM OVA DERE IN DA BRIG.

>>51420451
HRMM... YOU DERE, SCRAWNY ONE. YOU SOUNDS LIKE AN ORK BUT... WAIT, IZ DEM DA FUN BAGZ THAT THOSE GOTS SAID CAN KILL PEOPLE?

OI! >>51420453 STRAP DAT ON DA SOID TOO!

>>51420466
DAT MUST MEAN DAT DA BOSS IS SKYNET

>>51420453
I'z reading... M1 ABRAMS. OK. WE NEED ALL THE DAKKA.

>>51420495
DAT 'HUMIE IS ON EROS OR SOME SHIT PLANET. I'Z TAKINS HIS IDEAS DOE. WROTE 'EM DOWN.

>>51420495
BOZZ, I'Z FINDIN A MAP TO SUM HUMIE WORLD CALLED "TRANTOR" IT AZZ A LOT OF SHINY DAKKA.

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BOSS I FOUND A BIGGER DAKKA

>>51420495
OI, BOSS!

I'Z ALMOST DONE BUILDIN' DA SPACE HANDS!

>>51420495
BOZZ! I'Z DON WIT DA IMPULSE TRUSTAS, AND DA MASS DRIVAS.

>>51420526
GOOD JOB, KEEP ALL DA WAAAARGH MATERIAL YOU CAN GIT.

>>51420547 A MAP YA SAY? WELL, WE ALWAYS NEED SONEWHERE TO GO AN' FOIGHT! SURE!

AN AS FOR YOU GROTS! >>51420500 >>51420466
ESPECIALLY YOU SKINNY ONE! I'LL 'AVE NO TALK O' ME BEING SOME "SKY-NET" SOP.

ALSO, "MULTIPLE ANSWERS REQUIRED" IS BLEEDIN' ANNOYING.

>>51420622
IT'Z ALL CITY< JUS LIKE TERRA.

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>>51420483
>>51420495
Ishnu-Alah sister...

*ahem*

wot meez mate ummm ment ter say woz ummm errr gorka morka, umm dakka waaaaagh ahhhhummm stabby choppin?

>>51420653
STIK HER SHE'S AN ELDAAAGGGHHHH

>>51420667
STOP YA GIT, WE NEEDINS NOT TO WASTE AMMO.

>>51420680
THEN WE POUND AND GRIND HER TO DUST!!!

>>51420622
BOSS, I THINK WE'Z CAN GO NOW. DA SHIP IS READY. I'Z ALSO FINDING A WARP DRIVE FROM SOME SORTA "EVENT HORIZON" WE'Z HAVIN A GELLAR FIELD DO.

>>51420595
>>51420603
DAT'Z GREAT BOYZ! SHE'Z LOOKIN' LIKE A BEAUTY! LET'Z START LOADIN' ALL THE AMMO ON BOARD.

>>51420576 OKAY, FROM NOW ON, JUST SLAP ANY DAKKA ON IT, NO NEED TO ASK PERMISSION!

>>51420694
DAT'Z ILLOGICAL.

>>51420697
YOU 'EARD 'IM LADS, START LOADIN' UP! WE'Z GONNA FLY AWAY! MAKE SURE TO PAINT IT ALL RED FIRST!

>>51420701
BOSS, WE GOT SUM TUNGSTEN FOR DAT RAILGUN.

>>51420717
FEK LOGIC WE ORKS ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SMASH!!!

HORK SMERSH ELF!!!! ~Proceeds to smash dat elf~

>>51420697
OI I 'EARD IF WE USE ONE A DOSE WE WON'T NEED EYES WHERE WE'RE GOIN'!

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ONE LAST THING BOSS
I FOUND A SUIT FOR YOU

>>51420756
YES, DAT DRIVE IZ UNSTABLE. WE'Z NEEDING CRYOSTASIS CHABERS, WHICH WE HAVE.

>>51420738
(Wait there's a pragmatic ork.)
Mind taking this pill Bork?
It gives you.....dakka.

ALROIGHT, IZ EVERYONE READY? SEAL 'ER UP TOIGHT, AN WHEN DA MEKBOYZ SAY WE'Z READY, WE'Z GONNA FLY OFF INTA SPACE AND SMASH DA FIRST SHIP WE SEE!

>>51420799
I'Z BORK. IM A PRAGMATIC ORK. BUT I IZ NO DORK.

>>51420751
EY YOU GIT
I FIND YHAT BEHAVIOR INSULTING AND DEMEANING

NOW TAKE BACK EVERYTHING YOU SAID BEFORE I GET DA BOSS

>>51420810
Nobody said you were a dork, Bork.
(why must you rhyme?)
Actually, hold this large bomb.
It's very useful in your hands.

>>51420785
OH, FANK YOU! I'LL 'AVE THE PAINBOYZ GRAFT IT IN LATA.

>>51420804
Oh we're going?
That was quick.
I checked the reactor, it seems good to go.
No sabotage, no grots.
I'll be going now.

>>51420816
I'LL STIK YA TOO IF YE DON'T SHUT UP!!!

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>>51420667
>>51420680
>>51420694
>>51420717
>>51420751
oh no no you've got it ummm OI LADZ YEZ GOTS IT RONG WEZ ORKZ TOO FRUM DA UMMM PURPL MOON CLAN, SEE? WEZ LOIKS CHOPPIN TOO, AN UHHHH SLASHIN YEA IZ YU GITZ EVA TRIED SLASHIN?

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GOT SUMFIN FER DA BURNA BOYS

>>51420867
WAIT.
NO, YOU AN THE LITTLE ORKS GET TO WATCH UP 'ERE ON THE BRIDGE WITH ME!

>>51420885
ORK RACE WAR GREEN IS BESTEST!!!!

~Smash da purple ork~

>>51420888
Uh....yes boss.
(why are the teleporters failing now of all times)
Say, have you invested in the recent dakka stocks? I heard it's profitable and gets......'teef'

>>51420922
>>51420886
>>51420874
>>51420867
>>51420810


OIROIGHT EVERYONE! WE'Z STARTIN' DA COUNT DOWN! LET'Z DO IT! OI'LL START!

10! 9! ...

>>51420961
BLAST OFF!!!!

>>51420961
8! 7!

FUCK IT.
BLOW THE MELTABOMBS IN THE AMMO AND REACTOR.
MEN, GET THE HEAD ORK.
I GODDAMN HATE MY JOB.
SURPRISE, IT'S THE INQUISITION YOU NEVER EXPECTED-I THINK.
FOR DA EMPS AND ALL THAT.
WORST JOB EVER.
JUST GOT PROMOTED AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY SAYS TO INFILTRATE ORKS.

>>51421040
OI, SOMONE SMASH THOSE OBVIOUS HUMIES, AND TOSS THEIR "SAB-E-TAGE" BOMBS OUT DA AIRLOCK.

>>51421040
IZ DA INQUISISIAN BLAST EM BOIS!!

>>51421073
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW----
Whatevs.
I hate my job.
Eat meltagun.

>>51421073
OI, BOSS!

I'Z FOUND ONE OF DA HUMIE BOMBS!

>>51421080
You sir, are late for the party.
wait mcdakka are you saying you're the son of dakka that's not even possi....
WHY ARE ORKS LIKE THIS

THROW DA BOMBS AT DA HUMIES!!!

>>51421141
THROW 'EM OUT THE AIRLOCK, WE'Z ALMOST OUT 'O THE ATMOSPHERE!

>>51421136
SMASH' IM! SMASH ALL THE HUMIES! WAAAAAAAAARGH!

>>51421141
Wait that one isn't ours.
I don't think you should be touching that......

>>51421153
AYE I AM DAKKA MCDAKKA JOO KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!!

>>51421136
>Eat meltagun.
TASTES LAIK SQUIG!

>>51421183
GOOOOD
>>51421166
YOU FORGET! WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE! THE AREA MOST EXPOSED TO SPACE!
SAY HELLO TO THE VOI....wait we're already in the warp.
Oh hell.
Literally.

>>51421178
DAKKA?????
I NEVAH HEARD OF HIM!

>>51421217
OI DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HUMIE TALK! WE'Z DA ORKS! SEE DAT RED FING THAT JUST SMACKED AGAINST DA FRONT O' DA SHIP? IT'S DEAD NOW! LOIK YOU AN' DA OTHER 'HUMIES!

WAAAAAAARGH!

>>51421250
Oh boy that's Angron.
he does not look dead.
shit shit shit shit
OI ORKS DA BOSS SAYS ABANDON SHIP

>>51421272
NO OI DON'T

DA BOSS HERE SAYS FIRE ALL THE DAKKA AT THE RED FINGS!

>>51421296
HOL' UP ORKS.
DAT AIN'T THE BOSS
DAT ORK DERE IS DA BOSS
(points to self)
FOLLOW WHA HE SAY
I SA ABANDON SHIP TO WAAAAGH ON DEM RED FINGS CAUSE CLOSE CHOPPA CHOPPA AWAYS BETTAH THAN DAKKA

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>>51421342
OI'Z DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST! AN I SEZ FIRE THE DAKKA, AN' USE DA CLAWS AN' THE SPACE SWORD!

>>51421370
BUDA LOOK! THE DAKKA AIN'T WORKIN' NO MORE! SO CHOPPA IT IS BOIZ
AND GEDDA OUD OF HERE YA PANSY GROT MANGLER FUNGUS CHEWIN' NO HAT-WEARING POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ORK

>>51421342
BUT YOU AIN'T BIG OR STRONG
YOUS SMALLER THAN A SQUIG

PREPARE THE EXTERMINATUS

WE MAY LOSE HOLY TERRA BUT THESE GREENSKINS WILL NEVER TAKE IT

>>51421342
LOOK
KILL THE SQUIG
DEN, WE DROP OUTTA DA WARP OR WHATEVA
THEN WE KILL THE FIRST SHIP WE SEE!

>>51421414
AND YOU AIN'T EVEN AN ORK!
(sticks human mask onto protesting ork)
LOOKZ A HUMIE
GET HUM

>>51421446
IZ GOT DA BIGGEST HAT
WATCHA GOT ORKZZsss?
NOTHIN'
NOW GET TO THE CHOPPA AND HIT THE RED FING CAUSE DAKKA AIN'T WORKIN ANYWAY
AND REACTOR DEAD SO NO DROPPING OUTA DE WARP
WE'ZE STUCK SO FIGHT
(I really hate my job as an inquisitor)

>>51421456
Reaction from the majority of the orc crew:??????????

>>51421488
(At least they're not doing anything. Wait angron's gone. There's a hole there. Oh emperor, he's in the ship)

>>51421482
LOOKS.
YOU'Z GONNA LISTEN TO THE GROT?
OR YOU'Z GONNA LISTEN TO DA BIGGEST AN' DA STRONGEST ORK, ME?

OI, MEKBOY! YOU GOT DAT "TSAR BOMBA" FING READY?

>>51421516
DA BOMB IS READY, BOSS!

>>51421555
GOOD! WE'Z GONNA USE IT ON DA HUMIES HERE!

>>51421516
Alright goodbye.
I'm now leaving.
*Leaves ship through suspicious hole*
*Leaves thread as well, cause he got a dog to walk*
Also, I left a present in the form of an Angron now boarding your ship. Goodbye, and maybe Kaldor Draigo might show up.

>>51421613
CHANGE O' PLANS. FIRE DAD BOMB BEHOIND DA SHIP, WE'Z GONNA LEAVE THE WARP WITH IT!

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Can't we all just get along?

>>51421637
YOU'Z GOT IT, BOSS!

>>51421690
FIYAAAAAAAAAAH!

{EPILOGUE}
Although it is not known exactly what transpired that day, A certain Inquisitioner delivered his tale to his superiors, in utter shock. The incident was, of course, classified, But the tale of A Warboss, Bork, McDakka, and the rest of the Crew, is something that was whispered around for a long while. The detonation was, of course, fatal to everyone on the ship, though some say that The faint Echoes of "Waaaaaaargh!" Can still be heard when passing through the sector...

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oy iye fond som umies wit dakka
can wee keep im?

>>51421656
NO!

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BOSS? OU BOSS WERE'Z YOU? WERE'Z DA BOYZ? AH, ZOG ME, DEY'Z LEFT ME 'ERE. MAYBE I KAN BUILD ANUVVA SHIP AN' FIND 'EM.
ERE WE GO LADZ, TIME TA BUILD A SHIP AN' TAN WE SMASH'Z DA 'UMIES! WAAAAAAGH!!!

And then.
Trazyn the infinite.
Stole the thread.

>>51426589
>A teleporter hums
>You are on the ship
GOOD. YA GIT. HAVE SUM FUCKING TIME SENSE.

>>51427085
WOT TIME? TIME FER SUM SQUIG ALE? DAT'D BE GOOD NOW. WERE EVEN IZ DA SQUIGS?

>>51427712
DA SQUIGS ARE IN LEVALS 27-30!.