/tg/ irl

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At least post the full chart.

Real Life BBEG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVhr8FrtmOo&list=PL13A11662BDE6EB83&index=65

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Giving up the ranks in murder for even higher proficiency in hobo.

>>51416226
He's not making giant robots any more though.

Now he's working on a new fortress on a tropical island he bought with robot money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMBnembOsZs

>>51416274

That guy's smart for goading people into tribalism and "representin'", and the atheists are dumb cucks for throwing money at him as if they have something to prove.

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>>51416274
OMG did the buddist give him a carabiner thats awesome!

>>51416733
Their off to fight the cyber bullies.

I'd watch.

>>51416226
I bought one of his little robots for my cousin when they were in stores.

And I guess he's the opportunist?

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>>51416165
i submit for your approval.

>>51416073
Wasn't this guy arrested for being a pedo?

>>51416538

You'll notice this is the same tactic used by the media. Using politics is a good way to get attention.

>>51416165
monk - jewjitsu

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Straight up bard

>>51417322
>Meanwhile, on set for the new Star Wars sequel.

>>51417334
Best Necromancer.

>>51416733
>Virtual Adepts be like

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>>51417538

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Make way for this session

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>>51417554
Oh, I should have included the story. That guy was abducted and forcibly shaved by terrorists. Here he is before that incident. His mustache is considered a local treasure, and he gets a small government stipend to maintain it.

>>51417528
>They start walking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vetg_e5fJQ

>>51417528
inb4 Americans think this is the KKK

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Ukrainian edition.

>>51417844
padres del espanol, ayy lmao

>>51418677
best mom ever.

>>51418696
not sure if Wesker, or that badguy from the original Deus Ex

>>51416733
what autism is this?

>>51419974
/tg/

>>51417603
>my character has a scar on his arm, he got it from being struck by lightning, and it goes all the way down his arm, and it's super badass because it's SHAPED LIKE LIGHTNING and that's why he has lightning powers
for fuck's sake ryan can you not do this bullshit just once

>>51420141
>and that's why he has lightning powers
More like "and that's why he has no feeling in his arm any more"

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>>51418958
Neither, it's THIN MINTS

>>51421041
Nah, that's up here.
>>51417359

>>51417263
>0 in auto mechanics, 20 bluff and Charisma

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>>51416073
Here you go, OP.

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>>51417573

>>51417441
when even your corpse has a 20 in charisma

>>51423424
Don't you know? Charisma is the Undead version of Constitution, so having a high CHA is great. Even more so if you are a sorcerer. Liches get the bitches.

>>51417557
>can't corner the Dorner

>>51417557
RIP Chocolate Rambo

>>51420070
>>51416733

Wrong! These guys PREDATE /tg/.

They're a team of grad students at MIT (that's the Media Lab in the background) who developed the first wearable devices in the 90s. That photo is from they were covered by Scientific American Frontiers. I know this because their professor is a colleague of mine; I had an internship there last summer and he showed me a recording of the broadcast.

20 years ago, this was taken.

>>51417603
did his blood vessels explode in that area or why does it look like that? how fucked up is his arm mechanically?

>>51423865
burn scars

>>51423865
Scars from a lightning strike. Mostly superficial.

>>51416165
Pretty sure "Professor Badass" is a sauper.

>>51424469
The "blue mage" is also a Sikh martial artist, a literal fighter.

>>51416274
>Jewish
>one shekel

kek

>>51417341
Moondog is definitely gonna be in my cape campaign

>>51423542
did they ever get him? I kinda stopped following the story after a while

>>51418696
Looks like she is about to be offered a blue pill or a red pill.

>>51417405
Mr B the gentleman rhymer.

>>51417844
just the white one is, obviously

>>51416538
>Using the word cuck unironically
No anon, you are the cuck

>>51432808
>Using the word cuck unironically
No anon, you are the cuck

>>51433349
>Using the word cuck unironically
No anon, you are the cuck

>>51432808
>>51433349
>>51434222

I feel that the use of the word "cuck" as an insult so prolifically, with its strong connotations of male sexual inadequacy, betrays a sense of the user's own fears. The fact that a person feels the term to be particularly hurtful lends a sense of how much they would feel hurt by it if it was used against them, which implies certain insecurities. Like how closeted homosexuals treat fag, gay, etc. as more insulting than others do. The word that comes to mind first when you think "what can I call someone that's hurtful" can tell a lot about a person's own vulnerabilities.

Though it doesn't apply in this case, I find it seems especially laden with meaning when used by gun advocates against anti-gun advocates, considering the old idea of the gun as a symbolic or replacement penis, thereby linking the lack of a gun with the inability to please a partner sexually that drives them into the arms of another.

>>51432808
>>51433349
>>51434222
You cucks are cucking stupid.

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>>51432808
>>51433349
>>51434222

>>51416538
Not to mention that atheism isn't a religion.

>>51423865
Nerves conduct electricity. The lightning went through his nerves.

>>51424104
The damage to the skin is superficial, but the damage below the skin isn't. He can barely use that arm.

>>51434287
Incidentally these were invented by >>51416226
And are the source of the money used for >>51416455

>>51434368
Did someone recently call you a cuck for being an anti-gun pussy?

How sad.

>>51417456
The gun is good.

>>51417461
goodness, he's dashing

>>51435161
I actually didn't know that. Thanks.

>>51435161
This glorious madman is alive on our planet. What a time to be alive.

>>51435161
I don't think that's quite right. He used that money to buy the land, and a bunch of solar panels, but a lot of his construction money is from patreon. He hasn't released the exact economic breakdown as far as I know (I follow his youtube but don't fund him) but he's mentioned that he only indulges in such extravagance as buying gravel for his concrete because of patreon backers, otherwise he'd take his boat and go and collect it himself, which is an all-day job that would slow down production (and thus videos) a lot. He made basically fuck all money when he lived in Maine though and most of his stuff was built chiefly from scrap that other people threw out, including the three-story house.

>>51436238
Madman is both right and wrong, if you listen to his more political/philosophical videos. He has a very alternative view on a lot of things that most people would call idealistic at best, and some might call it simplistic at worst. But does a good job living what he preaches and it's not hard to agree with his views in general.

>>51416274
>Jewish
kek

>Agnostics and Atheists
kek

>>51417370
>those 3 extra bullets just in case

>>51424469
A what?

>>51416274
Based Budds

>>51423093
>Boss, we've picked up a new blueprint, this Riot SMG should be ideal for silently taking down large packs of escaped slaves

>>51434368
>psychology
cuck

>>51417210
This is literally my dream. Looks so fucking comfy.

>>51436474
i googled it for you, and it apparently means "an unimportant person"

>>51417405
Classy as fuck, holy shit.

>>51435030
I'm saving this so when the atheists cull the heathens for not not believing in the supernatural, I can hold this quote aloft and laugh.

>>51436591
>>51436474
A hobbyist group in Kongo (no clue which one, lets say both) they try to be a classy as possible despite being poor as fuck.
So you can see a dude in a perfectly clean an well fitting suit being the epidome of gentlemanness inside a downrodden slum.

The idea is that just because life is shit does not mean that you can not have at least some style.

>>51424469
>>51436474
>>51438169
False.
That is former ESPN writer Kevin Stuart.

>>51434368
Son, if anyone is saying anyone has a small penis, it's gun-control advocates about gun owners.

>>51417359
Clock King?

>>51417438
Dem cheekbones

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>>51436583
I will always remember that man. I won't forget the Euromaidan. It was watching it that I first realized the world might be on a downward curve for a while

>>51417221
>>51417263
>>51417285
>>51417293
>>51417299
>>51417306
>>51417327
>>51417390
>>51417413
>>51417494
>>51417496
>>51417573

War is madness, and only Africa knows how to war properly. It's not about winning, or being effective, or even having the best KDR. It's about being /fa/ as shit or looking Batshit insane. Preferably both.

honorable mention to these fine blokes
>>51417395
if the Wermacht had fought like that back in WW2, the outcome wouldn't have changed, but at least the visuals would've matched reality

>>51438930
I don't think KDR works too well IRL since, you know, people die if they are killed.

>>51439130
Better stay positive I guess

>>51439130
drone operators don't die if their drones are killed, though

>>51423915
Man, I miss the days of watching the riot cam on /int/. Just seeing what crazy people or battle action would happen next from Ukrainian sunrise to sunset.

>>51440321
>Soviet mothership lands to retrieve Yuri from his mission to spy on the bourgeois

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>>51441239

>>51417267
That background looks photoshopped. Probably a 7/11 or factory behind them in the original.

>>51434368
Fuck off you cuck
t. psychologist

>>51441266
It doesn't look photoshopped. And they look like legit Chechens/Circassians/Whatever.

>>51417528
>GRWU
Where is B?

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>Blasting Sorcerer

>>51441266
Just in case you aren't trolling/joking, this photo, among others, dates back from around 1910, taken using a special camera of his invention that was, essentially, three different cameras taking three pictures each in one primary colour, and then the negatives were superposed and magic happened. All this to say, it's a marvel of technology for its age, but kinda archaic by our measures, so, yeah, of course, sometime the three layers don't blend as well as they might and you get the effect of dissonance on the right the picture. DEAL WITH IT and go take a look at the pre-WWI Russian Empire there : https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Mikhailovich_Prokudin-Gorskii

>>51441167
motherfucking black highlander

>>51417434
what in gods name is that

>>51416538
It's also just represents which groups are more generous after deducting religious donations.

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>>51441231
I want to nibble her soft toes

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The obvious.

>>51417590
>abducted and forcibly shaved by terrorists

Must have been a slow day for them.

>>51441309
I think you already know where the Black Magus is

>>51441733
It's a monk. Look how ascetic he is.

>>51441653
Fun fact!
Tartans are now a traditional part of Maasai culture... But they got that way because that was the fabric that was given to them by Scottish do-gooders to use as blankets.

>>51417293
>average day in Liberia, the worst country on earth

>>51417251
this image shows the true path to happiness

all a man needs is beard, cat and gun

>>51443048
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

>>51436727
Still wouldn't make it a religion...

>>51443131
'Atheism' is not the opposite of 'religion'. Some religions are atheist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion#Agnosticism_and_Atheism

>>51443270
No-one is saying it is. But it is not a religion by itself, just as "monotheism" isn't a religion, but a descriptor one may apply TO a religion.

>>51443270
The point still stands, doing what he described would not automatically make it a religion.

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>>51416073
Check this cool halal witches.

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>>51443502

>>51442864
Why WW1 had to destroy /fa/ army?

>>51417267
This photo is over 100 years old. One of the first color photos ever.

>>51441733
Some kind of mummy.

>>51417285
>icamefromnothing.jpg

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>>51421041

>>51443502
>halal
Eat pork and kys goatfucker

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>>51443935
I eat pork constantly.

>>51429056
I don't think they ever found his body.

>>51443935
did you really just assume that because somebody cheekily used the term halal they are actually themselves muslim, you dumb nigger?

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>>51443998

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Epic level Psions

>>51443975
Wasn't he cornered in a cabin and shot down?

>>51444103
Yeah he was cornered in a cabin and put a bullet in his head, but as I recall they never found his body after the cabin burned down.

>>51444210

DNA tests said the body in the cabin was him.

>>51444210
Then how can WE, the public, know he got shot?

Unless his murder was live or there was any sort of documentation of his body then he could've escaped.

And yes this is hopeful thinking

>>51443549
Because camouflage?

>>51420141
Looks more like a fern.

>>51444038
Does he store his wife in that turban?

>>51442864
When their's something strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

>>51436826
Shoop?

Pixils?

Can we tell, having seen many in our day?

>>51441733
His mother, probably.

>>51444103

H e narrowly escaped from the cabin on horseback as it burned down. Then he fled the country, first going to Mexico to fight the drug cartels, before traveling across the Atlantic on a jetski to fight in Syria.

>>51416165
Those subtitles are cringy as fuck.

>>51416274
What a very silly setup he has there that reflects upon the falsehood of mainstream politics. It incites divisions between identities and goads tribalism for its own benefit, and and yet it's also a distortion of empirical truths by, for example, not accounting for how there could be different populations of the different religions in the area he's begging in.

If he was a DnD character I'd assume it was some sort of ironic meme homeless philosopher type, like Diogenes or some shit.

>>51422639
>"Hey I'm here for the job interview"

>>51444233
>>51444583
>>51423617
Yeah man, how awesome was this guy? My favourite le part of the le whole story was when he opened fire on two innocent people, one of them a woman, because he was asshurt that her dad didn't do enough for him in a trial. Can't wait for a movie based of a guy who kills innocent people for things unrelated to them! Totally based /b/ros! Mind if we share Reddit screen names? I'd love some extra upvotes xD

>>51444416
Its real. That pic was taken at a ren fair near where I live. Those swords are shit though

>>51452138
Visible tattoos make you count towards the diversity quota.

>>51440313
wtf is this real?

>>51454210
This is either some guy who really loves cigarettes or someone who really hates them.
I cannot tell.

>>51453996
No, google

>>51425805
Niggins, Wat Son and Homes.

>>51437011
A lot more amazing if you know the backstory of that pic

>>51455107
>Kentaro Miura and his yakuza driver.jpg

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Ork buggy

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Sandpeople

Tell about /tg/ people you know IRL.

I'll start:

>Some girl, about 19 y.o. but looks 13
>Ginger, pale, short and weighs like 40kg.
>A fucking master of pickpocketing and taking stuff without others noticing
>Only does it for fun though
>I once saw her picking up the glasses from a person she was talking to
>This guy
>Short as well but bulky like a motherfucker. Lifting to compete and such, assassin of kings-tier arms
>Amazing craftsman, decent fighter but sucks at socializing
>Had to work his ass off since like age 16

>>51438930

Ease up on the tacticool kiddo

>>51455828
Why haven't you married her yet?

>>51454210
That is some sick social commentary costume right there.

>>51456598
She can steal many things, but my heart isn't one of them.

>>51443517
That walking stick seems too small to be very useful.

>>51455721
Well, go on then.

>>51447479
the image did not make those up. At least not for techno viking, professor badass, or strago. I've seen them called that elsewhere. Can't vouch for the others, but I'd imagine it's all the same: if they had a given name before, it was listed, otherwise it's blank like with the knight and monk

>>51456598
>19 y.o.
>looks 13
Seem like good reasons to me.

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>>51457412
This pic is part of some of the first true colour photos ever taken. Those pics were taken in imperial Russia between 1908 aand 1915 so partly before the 1st world war

A highly complex technique were used

http://twistedsifter.com/2015/04/rare-color-photos-of-the-russian-empire-from-100-years-ago/

>>51456587
That's a Kord, not an M2

>>51441784
That suit looks flawed.
You Can tell because theirs a chink in the armor

>>51457481
>no, you can't pay me with fucking bubbles you dumb prick
>fuck off before you get a talon in your cheek, shithead

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http://mainport-gazette.wikidot.com

This is now a Mainport Revival.

Read up on some heroes, villians, and lore.

>>51439860
>Commissar Swagsterhn inspires the female guardsmen

>>51441183
>Russian cat going for the vodka
Blyattery

>>51450464
I'd let her remove my appendicks

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>>51459330
Guess I'll post some random articles. You guys do the same.

http://mainport-gazette.wikidot.com/wiki:dark-angelo

>Dark Angelo
>No one is sure of her intentions, but it is clear she is one to stay away from. Many who tread her path often became either insane or dead, so often times investigators stay far away from her. It's often said that she appears in times when someone is in deep sorrow, but whether she does not is still dubious.
>Usually found in and around the Caldwell Heights area of Mainport, a neighborhood renowned for attracting "spooky" things.

>Powers: Full capabilities unknown, but capable of phasing through objects, mind control and covering others in complete darkness utterly slaughtering them.

>Kind of like: Hela without being evil

>Alignment: Neutral
>Type: Wandering spirit

>>51454210
Get this cancer off my board

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>>51459330
http://mainport-gazette.wikidot.com/wiki:asuka-doe

>Asuka Doe
>Asuka Doe was a child born into a poor family in Mainport, but she was a child with exceptional skills. During her childhood she displayed the ability to mimic the athletic abilities and skills of people just by watching them.
>At some point she was approached by an unknown individual who gave her falsified documents and enrolled her into Manport's All Girl's Cadet School. After a few years she was one of the top students, using her ability to mimic the physical skills of the schools past top students including the Deva. When school officials, suspicious of her, began looking through her documents, she was found out and forced to flee.
>Returning to the slums of mainport, she rallied all the orphans and abandoned children training them and outfitting with weapons acquired from the man known as White mask. Soon calling themselves The Children's Army of Mainport they became her mercenary force. She has since vanished leaving the leadership of the Children's Army in the hands of Teen Idle.
>Some in the children's army believe that Teen Idle killed and ate her. But she has been sighted recently, along with her loyal follower Minnie Gun, in the employ of Mr. Mahi, why she has allied with him remains unknown.

>Powers: Photographic reflexes, military skills gained from mimicking others, skilled with various types of fire arms and other weapons, various styles of hand to hand skills copied from various kung fu films

>Kind of like: Taskmaster

Asuka Doe
1344966309644.jpg
Alignment
Neutral
Type
Mercenary

>>51459330
>Commissioner Beauregarde
>Description: Secretly a former member of The Holmfirth Hunting Club, Beauregarde retired to Mainport where he eventually became Police Commissioner. He has forged an uneasy alliance with Professor Badass and other Mainport superheroes, who help him keep the streets clean when the police cannot. Fighting against internal corruption and Mr. Mahi's constant attempts to have him and his family killed, Commissioner Beauregarde has it just as hard as any superhero.
>Beauregarde is the only thing keeping the hot-headed Captain Santoros in check. The only thing stopping Santoros from shooting Mahi in the face is Beauregarde insisting they do it by the book. Santoros is not as easily trusting as the Commissioner and is disapproving of allowing superpowered vigilantes to run amok in his city but understands that they need all the help they can get in their fight against crime, both mundane and super.
>Although their relationship can be strained at times, their respect for each other in unbreakable.
>Santoros is a loose cannon and Beauregarde is the chief who always threatens to take his badge.
>Mr.Mahi believes that because Commissioner Beauregarde has survived against him so long that he's some kind of friend

>Powers: Expert criminologist, marksman and hand-to-hand combatant

>Kind of Like: Commissioner Gordon but for Mainport

>Alignment :Hero
>Type: Police

>>51417370
i'd like to play as this guy, super veteran mercenary old bastard

>>51457459
>>51457311
>>51456598
>>51455828
You have the chance at IRL loli pussy, you can't pass up such a chance

>>51461469
>loli
Even if she was actually 13, that'd still be a pretty liberal application of the term.

>>51417584
>Zyzz

I laughed harder than I should've

>>51448609
Dude just wants money and making people compete is best way to make it. The ironic part is that while capitalism made him homeless, it's that same spirit that is now making him money

>>51417293
>the PCs arrive

>>51461555
there's a specific term I'm sure, but it can easily be applied to any super young looking adult, or some short stacks

>>51462377
>easily
Yeah but I can easily say anyone on this website is a cowgirl, that doesn't make it accurate.

>>51462399
well we are all fa/tg/uys

>>51455828
>Tell about /tg/ people you know IRL.

>my grandfather
>big game hunter
>stopped when he figured out the animals were dying out
>survived Jap POW camp and being shipwrecked
>straight into another dirty jungle war
>jungle sniper
>used to go into the jungle with his spotter, wait for a target, eliminate them
>captured twice, escaped twice
>surrounded once, escaped
>declared persona non grata in Apartheid era South Africa

The man was a beast. And, reportedly, also a great cook.

>>51443016
>forgetting based Somalia

>>51454330
Personally I think he loves them.

>>51459749
I see what you did there.