Honest MTG cards

>>51415542
Island.
Tap: Target casual player concedes the game.

Smokestack
Whenever ~ enters battlefield, lose 1 friend.

>>51415542
Balanced Counterspell - U

~ cannot be countered.
Counter target spell. Return ~ to your hand.

I wonder if his penis glisten.

>>51416966

or a useless abrupt decay

>>51415542
Stormcrow - 1U
Lose friends because of your stupid memes.

Grapeshot - 1R

Hope really hard

>>51417190
I believe you mean
Grapeshot - 1R
If you were a better pilot this would have done lethal.