How would you do a banana-themed villain?

>>51409383
I wouldn't.

>>51409383
RIP in peace Iwata

He wants to hoard all the potassium of the world for himself.

Make sure his plans is completely bananas.

>>51409383
>banana pistols
>bananarangs
>banana phone
>banana peels to thwart pursuit

>>51409412
Several plants contain more potassium than bananas, most notably potatoes.
That's just a meme to sell more bananas, like the iron content of spinach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
The God of Madness,Illusions,Chaos and Bananas

>>51409383
He's the CEO of a company that ship bananas half the world away, but it's okay because they're organic.

>>51409551
There's something here.

Head of a banana exports business, some third-world island rural backwater. Rose to the top from nothing and now owns what might be the world's largest fruit exports company on the planet. Uses his economic influence, international grip and contacts to topple the relatively stable government and begins to turn the place into a tinpot tax haven, residents be damned.

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>>51409383

Like this.

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>>51409383

Animate Objects as a 9th level spell

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>>51409383
Like glorious Bananarama-sama

>>51409383
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL

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>>51409383
He sacrifices everything for the sake of strength, to create a world where nobody can gain the power to oppress others.

Banana plantation owner, which is a front for a coca plant grow-op. Supplier for a cartel. Will shoot you in the kneecap before he takes a knife to your face and genitals, but loves his land, home, and the work and business of his plantation, will often walk through his acres and pick bananas and shoot the shit with the labourers. The cocaine is basically just a source of wealth and power to him, he just wants to relax with his bananas and his cigars.

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>>51409383
As a cyberpunk 2020 mega corporation

>>51409588
Banana cocaine cartel Anon here. These anons did a better job at the idea I was trying to form.

>>51409383
>Possessed banana. dammit slaanesh.

>>51409383
Thalmor and the Aldmeri dominion are already a thing, anon

>>51409845
I think yours is better, has a more romantic flair to it and makes for a more satisfying antagonist to the players.
Or integrate the two, you guy becomes the old CEO, hos rinky-dink island now a global power, all thanks to his bananas

>>51409383
>iwata or nintendo for that matter
>the bad guy

>>51409383
For one, the PCs would really, really, really like his or her image.

>>51409832
United Fruit Company was my first thought as well.

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>>51409383
Most bananas are clones and are genetically identical.

As for his evil plan, taking the radioactive potassium and using it for some kind of nuclear equipped walking battle tank sounds good.

If one banana villain fails another will fulfil its destiny

>>51409383
Not even joking, we had a PC in a game whose arch nemesis was a banana-themed villain. Literally just called Bananaman, wore a banana suit and used banana weapons and equipment.

>>51409383
Evil slaving plantation owner.
or
El Presidente.

Potassium is explosive. He could have accidentally created a breed of banana that explodes on impact and used it to inconspicuously sneak explosives into banks and rob them.

>>51410962
That sounds like randomness without creativity.

>>51411005
Indeed it was.

>>51409383
Go to /b/. Enter a ylyl thread. voilà

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>>51409600
>villain’s scheming second in command

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Like that one girl with the banana powers from that yuri magna I can't remember the name of

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>>51409383

pitted against a banana-theme hero, of course

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They'd look like a loon, one that worships magical bananas from a tree planted by a powerful wizard. These bananas would give them some form of (non aging) immortality and weaken forms of the long dead wizards powers. They'd also live in said wizard's abandoned castle, from which they use the leftover magical items to cause trouble for nearby inhabitants and travelers.

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>>51409383

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>>51409383
All domesticated banana trees are clones of each other in our world.
Scientists in an attmpt to create the perfect banana end up causing every banana tree to become a hive mind that decides to destroy all humans, their avatar of destruction, that can grow out of any banana tree in the world is known as Manana

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>>51410715
Check out this switch day-one buyer

>>51409383
Hm, complete psycho, which peel human from their skin, then collect them in a bunch (with grinded meat inside).
Also can use skin like a slippery trap.

>>51409383
>Paladin turned into a blender.
>Necromancer phylactery is a banana.
Who wins /tg/.

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>>51409383
>KNIGHT OF SPEAAAAR

>>51409383
Make him a silver age comic book villain.

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>TFW decided to fuck with a coworker
>TFW they called themselves the banana man
>Ask them to keep their voice down and not use 'that word'
>Make up some bullshit story about a serial killer called 'the banana man'
>Said he'd kill people and staple banana peels to their mouths in the shape of a smile
>He was caught eventually and executed, but it happened in this town so people are still a bit hesitant around 'that' name.
>MFW they actually fucking bought it
>MFW I might have a banana themed villain for a World of Darkness game or something.

Do it like the United Fruit Company. The villain overthrows small governments with pocket dictators who makes the country his personal banana farm.

If you're willing to make shit more bananas (heh), the reason he need so many bananas is not for capital but to raise an army of inbred banana clone men.

>>51409383
Hyper intelligent ape.
And too soon he left us, for earth is no place for angels. That he endured so long is enough alone to prove that he loved us.

>>51409383
Alright, so remember Sven Coop and how you could fling a bundle of bananas if you had ten grenades?

And the bananas were C4 strength and split apart to explode, then split apart again?

Do that.

>>51409761
What are you doing?

>>51409383
A hyper specialized druid. Think Johnny Appleseed, but with less apples and more widespread chaos and destruction.

>>51411197
Banana No Nana.

She's got complete control over bananas. She spends years training with this seemingly useless power and eventually gets back with her girlfriend by destroying something or other and using a giant banana to push the moon out of orbit, then they fuck for years on the moon's surface.

It was a good manga.

>>51413043
>Hyper intelligent rape
wat?

>>51409383
Invited to a game show, he won the first prize, where he could pick between the new awesome car, one month long vacation to anywhere he wants, or the mystery box. He couldn't resist.

In the mystery box was a lifelong supply to bananas, and a shipload of bananas would be delivered to his doorsteps at the beginning of every week. Getting sick of bananas and upset about them but not wanting to waste any of it, he ate bananas. He ate them, over and over. Eventually they replaced his diet completely. Eating anything that isn't banana made him sick.

He started getting banana hallucinations, banana thoughts, banana dreams, banana nightmares, started seeing people as bananas, he confused yellow objects for bananas, etc etc.

Eventually, he flipped the fuck out and his perspective crashed completely. Driven completely batshit insane by bananas, he created a costume out of bananas, weapons out of bananas, and other shit out of bananas and became the bananabrained villain. His name? The Bananamancer.

>>51409383

Banana Dan is the newest member of the infamous House of Dans.

known the wear a nicely tailored banana yellow suit his powers to summon bananas at will would be cause for laughter were the extent of his powers not realized.

Peeling bananas he summons he can then utilize them as weapons. Create landmines from the peels, and even fashion creatures from the shape of the bananas.

He enjoys the mockery he receives where he can then humilitate and destroy those who flung them at him.

>>51409383
Make him a mix of Donkey Kong/King K. Rool and Silver age Lex Luthor.
A giant fucking monkey that has stolen all the bananas in the world, and that is terrible.

>>51409383
i don't get it

>>51409383
Master Setting Theme:

https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY

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THE BANAKNIGHT

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>>51414132
Yeah, that's the one. Good stuff.

>>51409383
Give him a badass crew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

>>51409383
Just make him a big monkey

>>51414132
>then they fuck for years on the moon's surface.
as in wacky hijinks or hardcore yuri?

>>51420048
Hard gay yuri fuggin

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>>51409383
You make him an insane average Joe who believes the entire world is controlled by "The Spirit Game" and that in order to end the Spirit Game he has to give everyone a banana, which, in his delusional state, equates to death by strangulation. Because he is the Banana man, and he always has fleshly taken Bananas.

He will feed them bananas and release their souls so they can fight the Spirit Game on their own terms. All his followers are schizophrenics who believe the same thing.

Do you see banana man? Hopping over on the white-hot sand?
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from Banana tree

>>51409383
It's just Donkey Kong. He wants ALL the bananas.

>>51420048
Sappy Yuri Ending after the fuggin, but overall it's a comedy.

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>>51420148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kK6F7t-x6E

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>>51409383
puns

lots of puns

and goofy weapons

>>51409383
Designs to wipe out the Cavendish so he can push his particular type of banana to be the "top banana" so to speak.

What if the villain was a gorilla?

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>>51421615
That's really no issue. Gorilla is the worst girl anyway.

>>51420566
oh my god i forgot about this fucking song. great, now it'll be in my head all night

>>51419942
K.

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>>51409383
>How would you do a banana-themed villain?
Seductively

>>51411090
>not second banana

>>51409383
he would be very apeeling

>>51409817
And when he died, he became a tree

Being a tree is just another sign of strength

>>51420566

See:
>>51419924

>>51426049
You're a big bunch.

>>51412265
IT IS THE FUTURE OF BANANAS
MANANA: EDGE OF TOMORROW
COMING SOON TO A FRUIT SHOP NEAR YOU

>>51409383
He's hoarding bananas in an attempt to open a portal to the Plane of Potassium
Which when it hits the water... bad stuff happens

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>>51409412
His gang is called the KKK, but the K stands for potassium.

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"My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my schpiel."
"A diabolical plan with lots of appeal"
"Spreading out bananas far and wise"
"And fixing up the folks for a slippery slide"

Aren't bananas technically radioactive

>>51430737
All matter is "technically" radioactive.

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>>51426060
To be fair he looked really cool before he died.

>>51426060
>>51431344
Trees are lame

>>51409832
>>51410806
>>51413034
Yup, I immediately thought of the United Fruit Company too. Real-life banana villains.

>>51409588
I like this idea more than the plantation owner, because a large corporation has more scope for evil— graft, bribery, all the things that gave us the phrase "banana republic"—and because it revolves around the bananas rather than the cocaine. Take out the banana gloss and the plantation owner's really just a normal drug lord; the evil CEO is still an evil CEO, but at least he's an evil CEO with a ruthless, cutthroat, monomaniacal obsession with bananas. (Or she is. A female villain would work just as well.)

In fact, I think I'd make the guy a genuine fount of knowledge concerning bananas; dialogue with him would be a bizarre melange of pure malice and Important Banana Facts(TM).

His calling card is a Gros Michel banana or one of the other nearly-impossible-to-get cultivars. Find one of those at the scene of a brutal murder and everyone knows what the message is: "Don't fuck with the fruit company."

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>>51409383
"Bananahu-ackbar!"

>>51409383
They are very good at giving the party the slip.

thread needs more innuendo

>>51435688
>thread needs more bananaendo

Fixt

>>51411654
Holy shit, how old is this gif?

>>51409832
They killed Forrest Gump's dad.

>>51409383

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyHEmazhcVs

>>51409452
Underrated post. That made my night anon.

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>>51409383

A grizzled, jaded Winston holding a grudge against mankind for the Harambecaust.

>>51409383
>How would you do a banana-themed villain?

Depends on the setting.
Something real world themed could be poisoning random bananas, using bananas to smuggle things, funding your criminal enterprise with money earned with bananas, forcing people to produce bananas for him etc.

Superhero game or something more whacky could be just about anything you can imagine.

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>>51409383
Pretty much this. Bananas are secondary, but still ever present as a goal.

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>>51440683
>Superhero game or something more whacky could be just about anything you can imagine.
Indeed.

>>51427353
For you.

>>51440325
"For the last time..."
>Winston stands at a makeshift grave for harambe
>A tear runs down his cheek, followed quickly by another
>He opens his wallet; inside he sees a picture of himself with the overwatch lineup.
>He takes the picture out, and throws it on the grave.
>Another picture is revealed, this time him with some of his closer friends in the team. This, too, he tosses.
>The last picture in his wallet, himself and tracer. She holds a bundle of bananas, and seems to be laughing.
>Winston used to laugh, too, back then... back when life made sense. Not anymore.
>He hesitates for a moment, but tosses this last picture on the grave.
>He covers the pictures up with dirt, taking one last look at tracer's face, then finishes burying his past.
>Before he turns to leave, he takes one last look at the inscription of the grave, of his brother, -HARAMBE-
"...no more bananas."

>>51409383
En from Dorohedoro but with bananas instead of mushrooms

>>51413043
Rest in peace my nigga.

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>>51433381
That's not very nice

He casts spells using banana mana.

>>51441782
Bamana? Nanamana?