Filename thread!

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>>51405779

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>>51405820

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>>51405779

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>>51406087

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>>51405820

That's fucking disgusting... I love it.

>>51406137
alignment threads was a better filename

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>>51406235

>>51405843
Wait what, "Elf can't into dieting" is getting translated?

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>>51405843

>>51406428
Yes.

>>51406359
bull fucking shit. men are bad, but women are infinitely fucking worse. At least men don't generally mix in blood in their washrooms

>>51406781
Maybe I'm overthinking this, but I think the idea is to get people arguing about the image so that the janitor will come into the thread and delete all the posts for being /pol/.

>>51406833
Wouldn't it be 'Scroll of Summon Janitor' then?

>>51406781
>>51406359
brother worked at a mini-golf place. can confirm.
also dudes CAN aim, even if they don't. When women hover, it gets messy.

>>51406781
Hey look, it's working!

>>51406833
The image is actually wrong and so people who have worked as janitors will come out to point that out, hence the name.

>>51406833
It's from a recent filename thread, the point is that /tg/ apparently has a fair few anons who have worked as janitors. And who immediately stepped in to point out the flaws in the image. Thus, the new name.

>>51406781
>>51406840
it's called scroll of reveal janitor because whenever you post that image someone with janitorial experience (or anyone who has ever cohabitated with a significant number of women) will correct it

>>51406833
Nah, the idea is to get people to say "that's wrong, and I should know because...", i.e. to get >>51406781 to reveal himself as a janitor. Also >>51406844's brother.

>>51406849
I had an idea for something like this to summon barneyfag.

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I need some help with naming these.

>>51406359
>The Oatmeal
get that garbage outta here

>>51406923
>Int as a dump stat

>>51406127
the lid stuck in the ceiling is neat and all, but look at the rest of the damage.
Imagine if you were unfortunate enough to have been standing next to it

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>>51406923

>>51406977
>the Daemon host has awakened

>>51406359
This is accurate in one place I cleaned and so very, very wrong in another place I cleaned. Couldn't tell you why.

>>51406977
/tv/, but
>the consequence of not getting that hothead out of here

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>>51406977

>>51406977
>Low wis cultists

>>51406359
>>51406781
>>51407098

This should be good for at least a few more threads.

>>51406847
Underrated post

>>51406359
I used to think this. Then my wife told me stories.


Now I am confuse. YOU SIT DOWN! WHY SO MESSY?

>>51407946
Women tell those stories because they're not used to the filth of a men's public restroom. Their own restroom looks filthy because they don't have anything to compare. Don't get it wrong, that picture is an obvious exaggeration and a completely clean public restroom simply cannot exist for long.

Also a lot of women don't sit down in public restrooms, precisely because they consider it messy sometimes even it can't be detected. Strangers sit there so it MUST be messy.

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>>51407811

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>>51407999
Less talk upside down satan, and more image posting.

>>51407999
A good theory, but I've heard from cleaning ladies that women's bathroom's tend to be worse. Clogged toilets and bloody tampons everywhere, on top of the usual stuff.

>>51408054
That seems enough time that the victim might notice something's off and toss the choco far enough to avoid harm. Maybe just one second instead?

But it's not a second, but seven seconds away.

>>51408096
You need to be able to break it and then throw it as a potential grenade, as well. The confusion of having metal in your chocolate should be plenty of time, few poeple would be able to go from "delicious chocolate" to "Is that a fucking bomb?" if it's being used like you say.

>>51408089
Why the fuck do women think it's perfectly fine to flush tampons down the toilet?

If it didn't dissolve inside of your rancid bloody cunt, then WHAT THE FUCK makes you think it's going to dissolve inside of the plumbing the way toilet paper does?

>>51408199
Chewing gum in the urinals is also annoying, if less disgusting than used tampons.

>>51406923
bard finnaly questions class choice

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>>51408054

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>>51408243

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>>51407162
My google-fu is weak, sauce?

>>51408341
"Bed Warmer" eh?

>>51408334
:^)
sorry

>>51408282
That is fucking disgusting.

Also why didn't they kill the lizard? If he was willing to stab it once, why would some blood stop him from embedding the blade in its skull, especially if it's now cornered with nowhere to run?

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>>51408416
>killing some poor innocent defenseless animal all because some idiot who was trespassing shanked himself.

Are you retarded?

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>>51406183
As one degenerate to another, sauce?

>>51408445
>poor innocent defenseless animal
Have you ever been bitten?

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>>51408391
its ok anon, somehow i'll live, unless you know the sauce and just won't tell me. If that's the case then it's not ok.

>>51408473
Have you any reading comprehension? The lizard DID bite the handler and didn't even break skin.

>>51408491
That lizard violated the NAP.
Nuke it and enslave it's spawn.

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>>51408533

>>51408282
Aren't Alligator lizards relatively large? How big of a hole did the retard stab in his leg?

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>>51408282

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>>51408587
It was probably a baby.

>>51408619

>>51407126
>Attempting to redeem a succubus

>>51408656
I see the Iron Warriers had texts leak through the warp.

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>>51406127
>>51408459
Here, let me add.

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>>51407126
>>51408676
Ay, got one.

>>51408698
>local vampire goes camping

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>>51408698

>>51406359
I used to have to clean bathrooms at my old job. This is so wrong. Womens bathrooms are worse. So much worse.

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>>51408779
You, fellow anon, have just shown us how effective the Scroll of Reveal Janitor is. Congratulations.

>>51408874
did he died

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>>51408919

He is still falling to this day

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>>51408919
He went into the abyss, he should consider himself lucky if all that happened to him was death.

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>>51408959

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>>51408988

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>>51409107
I keep seeing that, but I can't help but wonder: Are Party Cannon actually any good? I mean, I don't know any of the bands there, let alone much of the genre, but still...

>>51409163
I like them.

>>51409164
SANGUINIUS IS PURE!

>>51408587
Not very large, they grow up to 30 cm or something like that. A big one balled up would be probably smaller than your closed fist. If the stab wound is really deep, a small or medium one would probably fit. It's not going to be nice, though.

>>51408473
It's a quite harmless animal. It bites aggressively but it can barely draw blood from a human, and it's not venomous. In >>51408282 's story, probably people freaked out because it seemingly burrowed inside a man and the mentioned nurse just shat their pants when a mysterious reptile from a man's bloody leg tried to bite them.

Cleansing and disinfecting that wound must have been a nightmare, though. Especially considering that these lizards shit a lot when in danger as a deterrent defense strategy.

>>51409312
>It bites aggressively
Thus violating the NAP.

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>>51408619

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>>51409164

>>51406359
Glad to see you changed the name anon, good work

even if I'm laughing i'm still pissed

>>51408874
Yes. I realized the ploy from other comments, after I posted. Not even mad. That is fucking brilliant.

>>51409415
That's alotta snakes

How did that jammy bugger even end up in that situation

>>51408054
Hey, this completely normal 3oz chocolate bar weighs two pounds.jpg

>>51409451
The Galapagos is infested with snakes.

>>51409451
The lizards hatch there, and have to make a run for the rocks. The sneks gather around hatching time.

>>51409481
It must be packed full of extra chocolate, GIVE IT TO ME!

>>51408054

What if you don't break off the end piece but just take a bite instead?

>>51409535
That's when you get shot, you fucking heathen.

>>51409163
I hope this helps
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Party_Cannon/3540337014

>>51409618
is this a jojo reference

>>51409640
Protomen

>>51409282
Oh yeah, very, very pure, deliciously pure.

>>51409699
is protomens a jojo reference

>>51408698
Two hours into CoC

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>>51408243
>Geese

>>51409739
GEESU!

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>>51409163

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>>51409706

>>51409004
What?

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>>51408955
Damn that scene was stupid. Looked cool in the theaters, but still stupid.
Been awhile since I read the book, wasn't their barrel escape pretty uneventful aside from orientation and drowning?

>>51410156
Yes.


Awful films are awful

>>51410156
Weren't all of the hobbit movies stupid and shit after the first one?

Like the addition of that stupid female elf OC action girl and her romantic subplot inserted with the actual cast?
As in basically the most cliche of fanfic nonsense.

>>51410188
Jackson got a stomach ulcer and was basically out of action so the second 2 films were padded and rushed.

That's why the third was basically one big CGI action setpiece with the occasional cameo.

>>51409397
Degeneracy.

>>51409710
No Patrick, Protomen isn't a jojo reference either.

>>51409397
Kyoko is my spirit animal

>>51408105
For some reason, I fucking hate this webcomic. I don't know what it is. It should be fine, and most people seem to like it. I can see why it's generally liked. But for some reason, it just annoys the fuck out of me.

>>51408416
>>51408587
>>51409312

>People actually believing any part of this ever happened

So how long have you guys been on the internet, exactly?

>>51410567
It's because it's by a woman.

>>51410702
I like plenty of webcomics made by women. It's not that.

>>51410634
>hurr look how much of a cynical oldfag I am
>Look up to me

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>>51406939
Cute. CUTE

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>>51410732

>>51410567
It's not a categorical imperative to like a piece of fiction man. I think Titan A.E. is mediocre, and don't get why people love it so much. The world continues to turn.

>>51406183
i found it in a sisters of battle thread. i have no clue about the source.

>>51410952
Fuck you in the ass, Titan AE is awesome and you are entitled to you opinion, I hope you have many enjoyable anal adventures with your partner(s) of choice.

>>51410759
I'm reluctant to check this not because you never know it it's the trolley one or the chicken one.

>>51411012
*Shopping cart

Damn brits.

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>>51410949
not a very good joke honestly

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>>51409618

>>51410393
Same.
What powers would a Kyoko totem grant?

>>51405820
we call it Sluttony now

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>>51410393
>>51411415
Same. Different Kyoko though

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>>51410156

>>51406137
Isn't being a psychologist a job you usually do in sitting on an armchair?

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>>51411566
kek

>>51411590
Depends.
You might find that an armchair puts too much space between you and your patient, especially if they don't have the same sort of chair to sit on, for instance.

>>51406359

whoever wrote this has never worked in a pub

>>51407126
>Mask vs Dirge

>>51410419

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH
I'M GONNA PRAY TO ALLAH
TONIGHT I'LL FLY AGAINST TWIN TOWERS

>>51410358
Is a Jojo reference a jojo reference ?

>>51412077
Anything's possible in a world so seriously strange.

>>51411976
best girl

>>51410634
I believe it.

You have NO IDEA how many hospital visits have to do with pulling weird objects out of people's asses and other assorted orifices. Anyone who works in an emergency room will have a top 10 list of things that cannot be unseen.

>>51410188
>stupid female elf OC action girl
outside of the retarded little romance bit with one of the dwarves, I didn't really have a problem with her

it was all the other stuff that made the movie shit

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>>51412211
agreed. A friend of mine told be that he once had to remove a big-ass salt shaker out of some guy's anus

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>>51412211

>>51412211
Friend works at gyno/maternity. The only stories that are not about pulling things out of peoples orifices are about putting said orifices back into their natural state after something that was never meant to take such passage went through.

>>51412253
Nice /co/-tier filename

>>51412220
Holy shit is this real? If so, then we're one step closer to robotic immortality

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>>51412468
Wouldn't that be /tv/core? or is /co/ all about those shit movies too?

>>51412507
No, it's about the filename just being a description of what happens in the webm, without any joke or anything

>>51412523
lol

>>51411594
What's this from

>>51406359
Hah, love it. (It works, I was a janitor for a few years. If a woman sees even the tiniest speck anywhere in the bathroom they will literally shit and piss all over the floor, it's really disgusting. Men at least try to hit the toilet, women go out of their way to not hit it)

>>51412565
Diluvion.

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>>51412565
Diluvion.

>>51410202
I thought it was the opposite, Jackson wanted Guillermo del toro to do most of it, but he quit and Jackson had to jump in and salvage it.

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>>51407811

>>51409415

This just begs to have text inserted.

>>51410188
You're thinking LotR movies.

>>51410188

The Hobbit movies were stupid and shit because they tried to jam a Hobbit shaped block into a LotR shaped hole and were confused when they just broke everything.

>>51412808
>BR?
>BR?
>BR?
>huehuehue

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>>51412828
Don't forget they tried to fix it by painting everything in bright colours to sell to children.

>>51405843
is this a hentai?

>>51412914
>>51408955
What the fuck were they thinking.

>>51412702
Del Toro was going to do all 3 but pulled out.

The films had a lot of roadblocks.

>>51412498
Or the Matrix.

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>>51412914
*Bing*
WAHOO
*Bing*
*1-UP*

>>51408698
This town is finished...

>>51412955
Nope, but the artist who draws it also does hentai.

>>51413274
Who's the artist?

>>51409415
I'm proud of myself for being able to see the snake in the first few seconds.
>>51411515
I like this one.
>>51412735
Wasn't there an edit with animu blushing, or was that a different shark?

>>51413095
>the maniac is IN the mailbox!

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>>51413539
>not delivering the little girl
Doesn't seem very righteous to me

>>51413604
Fuck off /co/

>>51412777
this can be read both ways

>>51412983
Given that in the LotR books, Legolas is able to walk on top of snow without leaving footprints, this is one of the less terrible moments of the hobbit movies.

Of course, Legolas should never have been there in the first place, aside from maybe a cameo appearance at the wood elf fortress.. but this is surprisingly fitting to the books, if still pretty retarded.

>>51411012
The chicken one is a gray blender. Not blue.

>>51413931
I'm grateful for your expert advice, yet mildly concerned how you attained such level of expertise in the first place.

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>>51413662

>>51406359
Isn't it the opposite entirely?

>>51411042
*trolly

>>51408619
>-9 HP

>>51408730
>Warp Travel

>>51411912
Umm sauce?
I only found a thing called spirit circle and it dont look like this

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This one needs a /tg/ filename.

>>51409163
I found them pretty uninteresting as far as metal goes, the best part about them is their songs names like "Tyrone, you put that sugar down"

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>player joins the campaign but there's no time to work him in normally

>>51414780
That's a very cute flustered dragon.

>>51412914
Did Legolas just fucking Frankensteiner an orc?

>>51413808
>Legolas is able to walk on top of snow without leaving footprints

While true, this isn't an anime, damnit.

>>51411001
90 percent certain thats grindavik...I thinkthats what they go by on tumblr. I can harass them on discord later if youre desperate

>>51406359
I don't know which bathrooms all the other anons are hanging out in, but this is 100% accurate in my experience

>>51406927
Why do people get so triggered by The Oatmeal

>>51415079
It is indeed Spirit Circle. Power through the generic highschool opening act and you'll find a preddy gub manga. If you're not hooked by the end of the knight arc, feel free to call me a faggot and tell me my tastes are objectively shit. That page doesn't take place till near the end though.

Goddamn if that author doesn't just suck dick at openers though. Spirit Circle, Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer, and Sengoku Youko were all baller but their beginnings were absolute ass.

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>>51408988
>runs into spider webs

>>51413662
It was fucking bullshit when they nerfed bazookas

How do they expect me to purge advent cities with a reduced AoE?

>>51408500
>/pol/tard can't use apostrophes correctly
Big surprise

>>51406847
>>51407281
I second this

>>51411590
The phrase "armchair [PROFESSION]" is used to indicate a layperson who mistakenly believes their basic understanding of a field is sufficient cause for others to listen to them.

An "armchair quarterback" is someone who professes to know more about the game of American football than the team coach, despite being a mere onlooker.

>>51412498
It's not a LIVING rat brain. It's just salvaged neurons from a recently deceased rat.

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What would be a good filename for this?

>>51415900
RIP

>>51415979
>Fall of Cadia.jpg

>>51415996

I guess it could be renamed as "In memoriam", but I'm not sure if folks would catch on.

>>51415979
>failed perception check

>>51415979

> The boss has multiple stages

>>51410156
it was entirely uneventful save for Bilbo riding a barrel and learning not to drown.

the main isdue with the Hobbit movies is retroactively inserting LOTR movie shit into them (and lets be frank, Bilbo had a mail shirt of silvered-steel first not mythril so some LOTR elements were slipped in later) and not deciding on a tone.

LOTR was dark, the Hobbit is fairly whimsical.

the movies tried to be both and dragged a duology into a trilogy.

You can be dark and you can be whimsical but you cant be both

>>51415713
Decided to see it anyway before you posted and hereby i call you a heterosexual with good taste

>>51416089
Aaaaand I'm gonna need a source for that.

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>>51416104

>>51415409
>Spend all month planning the campaign, building NPCs, setting out paths and prompts
>The party rallies around a joke NPC you meant to take out and carts him around every session no matter how many times you try to railroad them into dropping him
>They eventually make him king of everything

Gotta feel sorry for the Rothchild lich. No respect for his efforts.

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>>51405779

>>51415979
>I'm a genius! Oh no!

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>>51416150
Appreciate it.

>>51411154
Alternatively: "Nobilis".

>>51415710
>Why do people get so triggered by The Oatmeal
Because its nerds revenge the comic: stemlord edition?

>>51408698

>d20 Modern

>>51409415
At the end:
>Alright, you passed. You're in.
>>Fuck you Dave, I'm going home.

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>>51410393
>>51411473
Dog is my spirit Kyoko.

>>51416560
Now be a good anon and translate the speech bubble for us non-nips.

>>51406359
It's kinda hilarious that there are more janitors on /tg/ than women.

>>51406359
I fuckin' wish.

>>51416656
>implying women would admit to their disgusting habits

>>51415976
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's even fucking scarier.

>>51416594
Panel 2: Yahoo (whispered)
Panel 3: YAHOO (shouted)

She's a Yamabiko, an echo spirit

>>51406359
You know, I got say that at my LGS the ladies restroom actually is the cleaner one. Mostly because the owner figured nobody uses it anyway and had it repurposed into a storeroom.

>>51416685
You're probably wrong. It's just biocomputing using rat neurons as its base. It's not a zombie rat. There is nothing living there, it is a robot running on programming like all robots do.

>>51411154
Nope, thats exactly how my friend makes his DMPC. His last one was a mix between a shadow person race and kitsune. Then again my character was a shark man and dragon man but hey, atleast I wasn't edgy.

>>51416797
>atleast I wasn't edgy.
But what about all those teeth?

>>51416744
>there's nothing to be afraid of
>no zombie rats around, citizen!
>it's all "dead"
>t. Cyborg Internet Defence Force

>>51415602
>no limit on number of character flaws

>>51416797
>dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon.

>>51416797
I was talking about the other guy's "you don't like MGDMT because it's made by a woman" """joke"""
Templar Trace Legacy is edgy as fuck and everything about him sounds like a DMPC, possibly a /pol/ack's.

>>51415807
I still don't get this

>>51415962
As a legit social worker who works with abused children, armchair psychologists and armchair social workers DRIVE ME TO THE FUCKING BOTTLE

>>51417415
Is unprofessional intervention really worse than no intervention?
Or is it just the banter that ticks you off?

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>>51409797
DIE FOEVA

>>51417477
As a rule, unless someone's life and limb are in immediate danger you should contact the police and not get yourself involved. If you do get involved, you should be aware of your country's laws regarding citizen's arrest or you could end up in the dock yourself.

And it's more the armchairing on what is and is not "child abuse". Before I took up the job there was someone who took issue with a parent helping their daughter put a tampon in. Their idea of the "right thing" was to break into the house, attack her, and call the police.

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>>51410156

>>51416880
Hey that's a good one too.

>>51415979
Russian to conclusions.

>>51413316
Methonium

>>51417640
I know the last thing you want to do is cringe more but this reminds me of story I read, might have been here or on /k/. This single dad lets his kid play outside the house in the street. A murder of soccermoms came in and basically took the kid hostage, marched him back to his house and started giving the dad shit for being a bad parent. When the dad told the kid to come inside they physically refused to hand the kid over. Luckily the dad had a friend with him who filmed the whole confrontation and called the cops. The soccermoms claimed the video was fake but were all arrested for kidnapping the kid.

>>51412041
I am reminded of Sids toys in the first Toy Story.

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>>51405779

>>51410567
The only pages that really annoy me are the ones about the main guy being a parent, when it is painfully obvious the author is not and has no idea what she is talking about.

>>51416265
> LVL20 Gallagher

>>51418149
>A murder of soccermoms
>sensible chuckle.jpg
But yeah, apparently leaving your kid outdoors with no immediate oversight is "bad parenting" these days. Back in my day we've been left with other kids from the neighborhood running for the woods and groping each other there.

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>>51418509
And people complain when kids sit inside and play video games when that's all society allows them to do.

>>51418304
kek.
Even if that's hitting a tad too close to home.

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>>51407126
Being judged by the machine spirit

>>51418922
>hover over Spoilered Image to see the name

There's not need for that you dingus.
Are you posting from mobile?

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>>51418979
No, but every so often you get someone using default settings where you need to hover to see the name.

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>>51419032
That came out wrong
Sometimes users using the default settings will ask how to see filenames on spoilered images, I wished to pre-empt them

>>51412498
The moralfags will put a stop to it.

>>51418057
Golfclap.jpg

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>>51419072
There comes a time when I stop giving a fuck about people too stupid to figure out basic shit.
If they don't want to make even a cursory effort, fuck 'em.

>>51417479
fuck my curiosity but, sause?

>>51419287
there is an anus there.

>>51419302
it won't be after i'm through with it.

>>51418149
>A murder of soccermoms
That's kinda offensive.
Crows are smart.

>>51419287
This is it boys, drop the conventional weaponry, it's exterminatus time.

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>>51419287
Eh, some people aren't aware of settings, or assume they aren't important, or don't know which ones to mess with or... so on.

>>51419032
>No, but every so often you get someone using default settings where you need to hover to see the name.
I can turn that off? I'll go check the settings.

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>>51419302

>>51416342
Assmad Fine Arts major detected.

>>51419363
Was confirmed fake and gay. However we did have a furry show up with suit at the last MWNF.

>>51408096
The target isn't the one holding the chocolate. The target is the one you throw it at.

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>>51405779

>>51408698
>Should have rented a Van Helsing.jpg

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>>51419444
Sauce?

>>51416150
>not Erotic Weapon Proficiency

>>51412282
What about things designed for your ass? Things with flared ends.

>>51419371
>taking pictures of things
>man / woman / /g/

>>51406977
Is that Ghostrider?

>>51419299
Learn to reverse image search, noob.

http://imgur.com/a/SBrPg

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>>51409866
The mimic is either super clever because travelers will be walking through the plains, see the tree, and think "Finally! A good place to camp/enough wood for a real fire!" and thus has a regular supply of prey.

Or, it's super fucking stupid because it decided to be a tree literally out in the middle of nowhere without any real trees for miles around.

>>51409439
We need more anons like you.

>>51409415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq40ut6no6g&ab_channel=Dio

>>51410634
I believe it just because the Diablo place they mentioned exists IRL.

>>51421684
Mount Diablo. It's in California, just a 30 minute drive east of San Francisco.