>eldar and the imperium working together w-wew

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Everyday we drift further from the emperor brothers.

>>51402191
Err it's not the first time, and it's notwhere near as egregious as Necrons and Blood Angels working together.

>>51402191
What the fuck?

>>51402191
That was foretold in a black library novel a while back when the Harlequinns showed Yriel a vision of the endtimes, when the Eldar (all shades) would fight side by side with humanity.

>There are people on this very board who think BL isn't dictating all fluff, even from main GW.

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>>51402191

>>51402191
>>51402191
>Humans and Humans with pointy ears working together against demons
What a shocker...

>>51402191
Lol. Its so fucked up that those CSM are holding more to the Emperors beliefs then the Imperial soldiers. Fuck Xenos and fuck Emperor worship.

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!

>>51402191
>I'm cold
>the machine spirit is angry and my gun isn't firing
>these Eldar keep using my back as a launch pad and throw my aim off
> this is what we get for allying with xenos
>there's a giant dinobot thing right there and Tyrel is on the fucking vox asking to retreat, he's gonna get us all shot
>my feet hurt

Even in 40k, elves are your friends!

>>51402681
>elves are your friends!

They're not your friends.

They're just not quite your enemies either.

>>51402191
>eldar and the imperium working together
>w-wew

It is canon, even in the main rulebook and background that comes with it, that Craftworld Eldar are as likely to work with the Imperium as they are against them, which is part of the reason the Imperium doesn't really fuck with them TOO much.

Dark Eldar, on the other hand, are shot on sight by those who can tell the difference between the two.

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>>51402836

That guy covering his ears

"fuck on MY side we have fucking space hippies and on the OTHER side they have fucking robot dinosaurs, emperor where did I go wrong???"

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>>51402836
W-what does this have to with 40k?

>>51402943
He's on the phone.

>>51403016
Yeah, calling the emperor asking where he went wrong. Did you not catch that?

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>Be Arkan Confederate Guardsmen
>Commissar tells us with a pallid face that we have new allies.
>Never seen him look this way before.
>Suddenly see massive Eldar woman with bright crimson hair seemingly appear behind him.
>Company looks around.
>Fuckin' space elves everywhere
>We're actually cooperating with Eldar
>We fight together against the foul forces of heretics and the insane
>At least they aren't the fuckin' Tau and their lickspittles
>Get hit by a stub round.
>To my surprise, the armor I'm wearing actually works.
>Still have fragments of flak in my gut
>Hit the dirt
>Heretics approaching
>Preparing to die for The Emperor
>Suddenly see them getting further away...
>Except I'm getting further from them.
>Look up, see the Crimson Haired Xeno from before grasping me by the arm
>She takes off her helmet to examine my wounds
>She's beautiful
>Don't realize she's asking me if I can still fight
>She looks at me
>"Stupid Mon'keigh"
>Disappears back into the fray of battle.

I-Is it heresy if they're our allies?

>>51402836
not sure if Shitposting, crazy, or bot...

>>51402191
is this battle on daemon world medrengard?

cause i read in fall of cadia that imperial fist sends 5 companys to iron warrior homeworld

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>>51402191

ITT what is dawn of war

>>51402529
>I wish I was in the Ultima Segmentum killing tau

>>51402681
>Even in 40k, elves are your friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afLCfgMI74

>>51403589
Those are some big titties

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>>51403869
Big Aeldari Titty

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>>51403631
>Tempestus Scions in Cadia
>No Kasrkins

>>51403869
>>51403975
>some big titted slut inherited the armor and had to have it remodeled
>every successor to the armor thereafter feels forever inadequate

>>51402191
Well a human + eldar alignment makes more sense than most non imperial allies do, both hate chaos, are massive twats and basically look the fucking same.

>>51404158
>every single kasrkin died heroically saving Celestine, and then staying on a dying planet with Creed
>the MT belong to Greyfax and were released from the tesseract

Hey look another faggot who didn't even read the book.

>>51405115
>belong to Greyfax
>ywn belong to an 8' tall qt3.14 who just wants to purge the galaxy of aliens, traitors and heretics

>>51405291

She also wanted to purge her own troops. You have to be a class S bitch if your own troops fear you while staring Abaddon right in his eyes.

>>51404158
Gotta sell dem new models to the kids

>>51405315
Nah, abaddon is a joke. The greatest fear anyone should have is that of disappointing their glorious leader.

>>51405334

Plus Tempestus Scions sounds cooler.

>>51405315

Gryfax was totally an SSS-Rank bitch. Every word out of her mouth was an insult, and all she does is yell at Celestine while Celestine smiles and nods and acts nice. She kills Valeria for being Mindshackled when she has them too and makes some bullshit excuse when Cawl points it out.

The only reason she's even tolerable at all is because she's so cute in that image of everyone retreating.

>>51405368
Nah, but it's not as bad as Astra Militarum

>>51405395

Greyfax is tsundere and Celestine will turn her into a good person and Greyfax will become some kind of Priestess of Celestine with absolutely stupid rules in Age of Emprah.

>>51405419

Astra Militarum also sounds cool.

>>51402191

BASED FUCKING IRON WARRIORS SLAYING XENOS-LOVING FILTH

HAVE FAITH, IMPERIALS

>>51402529

>the banshees are too loud

>>51405432
>implying it won't be Marneus Calgar and Cato Sicarus who make her go dere
witch-lovers swere

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>mfw an Alliance once existed between Elves and Men.
>mfw long ago we fought and died together.
>mfw we come to honor that allegiance.
It really is the End Times, isn't it?

Wow finally my scions are actually in shit

But they are working with eldar

>>51402191

Wow Featured Scions with an actual good color scheme


Also this shit happened in Dawn Of war

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>>51402401

>treacherous fair folk responsible for the some of the worst backstabs and mass rapes in galactic history
>human

>>51402191
>The last alliance of Men and Elves

>>51402191

Alright, how long do you think before the farsight enclave joins too? Grand alliance order 40k when?

>>51402191

How much of a newfag are you? How is this wew worthy? 40k threads on /tg/ are like fucking dice rolls

Why are you faggots treating this as something huge?

>>51405556
Impressive how my brain conjured up a voice it hasnt heard is years, along with the swell in music that goes along with that scene.

Wow, its literally my last Ultimate Apocalypse compstomp.

GW confirmed for giving us elf waifus.

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>>51405526

>>51405667

Have you seen that new dark eldar model?

I just wanna touch her feet

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>>51403589
It's still heresy.

Sweet, delicious heresy

What regiment of scions are they? That color scheme looks nice

>>51405721

55th Kappic Eagles, the posterboys

>>51405753

Huh strange I thought their blue was lighter

>>51405764

GW model photos are always brighter than they're supposed to be due to the extremely bright studio photography lighting. If you ever see videos of their models or see them in real life/normal lighting you'll know what I'm talking about. Same reason your paint pots don't look anything like their website photo paint pots.

>>51405773

No that other anon is right I thought the scion poster boy scheme is a lighter blue than those in OPs picture even art of the scions has light camo than in OPs pic

>>51402191

What do the ultra marines lap dogs and elves fight chaos so what?

>>51405556
>Tfw you followed the fat-elf to go die to protect smelly humans instead of taking the boat across the sea

>>51405825

To be fair, no one expected Sarumon to discover explosives.

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>>51405818

Anon I dont know how to tell you this by those Scions arent Ultra marine lap dogs

these are though.....

>>51405845
>most well-respected MT regiment
>Ultramarines

Sasuga

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>>51405798
>>51405773

They are right the blue shown is way lighter

>>51405845

>the Alpha Legion suck at being Alpha Legion so much that the Ultramarines mock them with an Astra Militarum army which can out-Alpha the Alpha

I don't know which is the cherry on top of the cake slice - the guardsmen in 40k or the sneaky ogryns in 30k

>>51405798
>>51405875

They have the white bar of the eagles on their arms

>>51405845

>Most respected
>Specialize in stealth
>Alphic HYDRAS
>work in the ultramar system
>recruits can get send to become space marines

Holy shit this is some just as planned shit

>>51405884
the ogryn, easy

>when your mastery of tactics is so great you can train simpleton abhumans into counter-insurgency agents on the tier of the alpha legion

>>51405900

Their original colors were aqua and green but they felt red would be a better disguise.

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>>51405884

Anon you dont understand

Each Scion regiment works for their own gain and not the imperiums

>>51405915

>Dress up as necrons
>super good eldar hunters

Wow I have been missing out on these scion guys

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>>51403589
Do not allow yourself to be deceived! They are filthy mongrel xenos, no better than beasts!

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>>51405930

You like Lady of the lake in warhammer fantasy?

>>51405915
>>51405845
>>51405943


Wow these scion regiments are kinda cool


I feel like /tg/ memed me for forcing me to hate them for no reason

>>51405967
Well, keep in mind that the only reason they exist is that GW couldn't copyright the name "Imperial Guard"

>>51406021

*Storm Troopers

>>51405943

Sons of Isha?

>>51405967
stormtroopers/scions are cool, and the models are great

their two downsides are:
No dedicated chimera transports in the separate codex
and
No 3-wound senior-officer equivalent, short of the Lord Commissar

>>51406043
/tg/ had a nobledark warhammer thread going for a while.

It all originated with a waifufag asking
>what if Isha married the emperor.

>>51405943
>>51406043

I mean why would nurgle himself take notice over a bunch of punk ass humans


Isha could have possibly blessed them all or something it's kinda a conicdence each of these lions have a super good immune system

>>51405711
there's no opening in the bottom on that helmet

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>>51406123
The mask for that suit actually sits really far forward, so much so that it stops before it hits the neck. Honestly it looks a lot better without it.

>>51405825
>galadhrim
>boat across the sea.
Found the Valinorcuck.

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>>51405903

>>51403631
Fukken saved.

>>51404158
Who says they are on Cadia? This is fractured beil-tan which I hear translates to "Butt Hole"

>>51406241
Its like the really spray painted the armor white, then poured 500 dollars worth of agrax earthshade all over it and just....rubbed it in with cloth....while she was wearing it.

Dem elfdar bois.

I'm on the fringe of becoming total faggot ny starting them along my Tau.

>>51406123

It's a mask you idiot

>>51402191

>The Aeldari and the Drukhari of all obediences, besides the most conservative, joined his cause. It is not an abstract philosophical current, for the new divinity exercises manifest powers - thus, the Exhumed can appeal to the souls of the spirits-stones that they carry to strengthen their own capacities, siphoning the power of the departed, To strike with strength, and to reduce their enemies to ashes by means of their strange weapons and their psychic powers. They have learned the secrets of the dead, and have thus become closer to their ancestors and their lost glory.

>However, some consider the Ynnari as corrupt by the demonic forces they pretend to subdue, and others consider them already dead. Perhaps they are right. If the Exhumeds seek to recast Eldar society in the name of Ynnead to restore the glory of the ancient Aeldari, their arrogant and coercive approach is worth as much hostility as adherence. Worse still, the danger they represent for the dark gods pushes the forces of Chaos - especially Slaanesh - to rise like an infernal tsunami to consume them. Conflict and destruction disturb the wake of the Ynnari or they go. The truth which dominates without contest is that, besides, the Exhumed are bearers of death, and profuse.

>Invested by the power of Ynnead, Yvraine is capable of attracting into her the souls of those who surround her, or they continue not as isotonic covenants but as voluntary allies. An outside observer believing that Yvraine bets alone, that she hears voices or that she changes her personality without transition. If one does not know one's creed, one can legitimately believe it to be mad, but the Ynnari know what it is. Their mistress has many lives in her. The Exhumed, who adamantly adore Ynnead, share an echo of his aptitude, and carry the spirit-spirits of the departed to purify their wisdom, experience, and knowledge. And the need never felt so much now that the extinction of the eldars and its shadow on the galaxy.

>>51406763
> my Tau
You've already crossed that line.

>>51406685

Yeah I'd much rather rub Agrax all over her when she's wearing nothing.

>>51406807
Pretty sure that's heresy.

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>>51406807
The xenos have poisoned your mind, they are only capable of treachery.

>>51406848
>"Can this filthy xenos get her grubby mitts off my sacred Tactical Dreadnought helmet?"
>"Why does she keep poking me with her pathetic xenos spear? Such a low power field output can't penetrate my armor plating."

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>>51406848
>that terminator's internal thoughts right now

>Calling Dark Eldar Drukhari.
>Not Commorites.

Why?

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>>51406848
I follow my boner, not my mind.

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>>51406913

This moon comic is the fuckin shit

>>51406903
> Why does she keep poking me with her pathetic xenos spear?
> I'll show her what my mighty human spear can do.

>>51402191
The vox operator seems to have a hard time making himself heard over the schreeking of the schreecing.

Fucking eldar.

>>51406982
>Sx2 AP1 Unwieldy Specialist

>>51406996
Still gets an invuln save

>>51407025
>tfw you will never poke a sexy Eldar bitch with your mighty power weapon
>tfw you will never be poked by a sexy Eldar bitch's feminine spear

>"What is the Gothic War?"

>>51403869
>Eldar by fiction are quite tall
>By scale this means those big tits are actually gigantic

This is like when I found out what Earth Caste and Fire Cast Tau women look like.
When I get bitchslapped back through the ranks I'll have a puffy cushion to land on, win-win.

>>51406958
preparing for Age of Emperor

>>51407078
whenever I need to imagine lithe women at that scale, I just imagine the Navi, movie was trash but that scale always helped put it in perspective

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>>51405115
Wait did they really just conveniently kill off all the kasrkin like that?

>>51407133

Fucking hell those slags are hideous and that shit looks retarded. I can't even describe how much that shitty animation pisses me off. Fuck.

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>>51407168

>>51407185

You'd think Saber would be happy someone didn't like Rin.

>>51402191
>Banshees using Stormtroopers as springboards to get into the action faster.

Looks like humanity is finally where it belongs, serving at the feet of its rightful masters and mistresses.

>>51407168
It's just a laughing gif anon no need to get triggered

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>>51407185

>>51407200
>>51407185

No You fuck off, i'm sick of seeing that shit. I see it all the fucking time and i can't stand it anymore. That shit is absolutely hideous. It hurts my fucking eyes. It hurts my fucking brain. I just wanna cringe and find the son of a bitch who made that and kill them by cutting off their genitals and then shoving them down their throat so that if they don't bleed to death they'll choke on their own dick like faggots like them deserve. Fuck i am so incredibly pissed. I swear if i see that damn thing again i'm going to start hitting people.

>>51407233

now_thats_what_i_call_autism_volume_4.png

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>>51407233

>>51407264

Holy shit I lol'd.

>>51407264

I wasn't fucking mad until I saw that mother fucking hideously horrible offense against man and heaven shit stain of a gif. I was having a nice day damn it. Fuck you.

>>51407260

You can go stick a box cutter up your ass, you know just as well as I do that thing is an eyesore.

>>51407296
I posted the gif you fucking autist. Fucking hide the post if it triggers you that much.

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>>51407195
I'd serve at her feet.

>>51407321

You sir have shit tastes in reaction images. There are surely other better reaction images of smug anime girls besides that abomination. In fact i know there are, people post that shit all the time. Sure it's still shit, but at least most of them aren't as bad as the one you posted. Seriously, look at that shit. Just take a minute and look at it. No noses, those fucking orange lines on the side, the jerky movements of the girl on the lefts hand, the retarded facial expressions. You know what i take back the second thing, the whole damn thing is jerky as fuck. The lighting makes no sense. Its just...gaaaa it's terrible. Objectively horrible animation and art work. How can you not see that?

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>>51407351

Why did i read that as I'd serve her feet.

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>Mfw this thread
There is no place as pretty as this board
*chew*

>>51407200
>>51407321

Also, I hate that fucking word. Triggered. Fuck all you faggots. One, you are using it wrong, and two, get the fuck back to tumblr.

>>51407395
the way that you get triggered by a word proofs you should be the one to go back to tumblr

>>51407375
Clearly your subconscious is a footfag.

>>51407395
Holy shit the irony.

>>51407410

>Proofs

And you just proved you're an uneducated retard. Fuck off.

>>51407395
given how butthurt you are over it I'd say you're already on Tumblr.

>>51407358
Anon do you have mental problems?

>>51407422

Honestly there really isn't much difference nowadays. I might as well be on tumblr since all the anons here are such pathetic shit stains.

>>51407417

You are using that word entirely wrong. Go and look up the definition of irony and proper examples of it's use, and then come back to me when you can use it properly you fucking mongoloid.

>>51407168
>>51407233
>>51407296
>>51407358
Holy fuck this anal devastation is glorious, I'm saving this laughing anime bitches gif so I can post it on this board as much as possible just on the off chance this faggot is in the thread again.

>>51407436
They're pathetic shitstains for not having a temper tantrum over an animated gif of 2 girls laughing? Honestly seek help.

>>51407431

Anger management issues yes, and I'll admit it. Doesnt mean that gif isn't shit, and it doesn't change the fact that shit stains like >>51407422 >>51407417 >>51407410 and especially >>51407321 are subhuman wastes of flesh.

>>51407454
I want to find more gifs of the show. This shit is entertaining.

>>51407461
Where did the anime girls touch you anon?

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>>51407436
Oh my god I think he's fucking serious ahahahahahahah

>>51406123
It's a mask, retard.

>>51407486
This is Carnac. Do your duty for the board and get him sent away.

>>51407454

Congratulations, you are a wonderful human being. After all a real man's mission in life is to torment and anger as many others as he can.

>>51407458

No, most of them are pathetic shit stains for not being able to use the English language properly, and he who posted the gif for having shit tastes. This man however >>51407486 has transcended the average level of faggotry i expect of /tg/ on a regular basis, and is a shit stain for being an ass who intentionally fucks with other people. Seriously, that's just shitty behavior. Not fucking with people is common fucking decency.


>>51407464

Well that's one way to waste your life. Have fun with that mate, it's probably still a better use of your wasted existence that what you were doing before.

>>51407473

Here's your (you)

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>>51407523
>After all a real man's mission in life is to torment and anger as many others as he can.

>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg

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>>51407519
Wait the one having the meltdown is Carnac or you are Carnac?

>>51407351

I hate this style of World of Warcraft elf with ears pointing backward instead of up, and pornstar faces.

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>>51407523

>>51407537

Clearly I am among jackasses. I'm sorry for treating you like people. It becomes apparent that you lack the capacity to be anything more than an asshole who could only benefit the human race by preemptively removing himself from the gene pool.

>>51407543

Yeah yeah you're big and tough over the internet. Feeling like a man now that you're the fucking with others instead of it being the other way around, but we both know that as soon as you leave that keyboard and go back to the real world you're gonna go back to being someones bitch, cause a spineless feckless faggot like you is good for nothing but getting pushed around.

>>51407581

While still shitty, at least he has a fucking nose and there aren't those fucking retarded lines. Go ahead and laugh, i suppose moments like this are all the joy you get so i won't begrudge you some small happiness in your miserable life.

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>>51407589
>Talking big on a Mongolian throat singing imageboard

>>51407589
Holy shit dude keep them coming this is comedy GOLD. I need to start making screencaps.

>>51407589
>Yeah yeah you're big and tough over the internet. Feeling like a man now that you're the fucking with others instead of it being the other way around, but we both know that as soon as you leave that keyboard and go back to the real world you're gonna go back to being someones bitch, cause a spineless feckless faggot like you is good for nothing but getting pushed around.
Christ the amount of projecting from you is nuts

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>>51407519
>>51407543
Carnac isn't nearly that articulate. This is some other guy taking the thread for a ride because /tg/, like your mother, is far, far too easy.

>>51407564
Personally, I really like her face.

>>51407604

>projecting

Hey look, another faggy new wave liberal. Fuck you you wanna be arm chair psychologist. You're talking out your ass.

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>>51407589
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

That's it I need to link my non-40kfag friends to this thread, we've reached critical levels of fedora oh my lord

>>51407486
I really really like this gif.

>>51407624

Kill yourself. Please.

>>51407610
>far, far too easy

I'm not sure whether you meant we fell for the bait or not. Because regardless, this is just entertaining, and "I was only pretending to be retarded" is not a defense

>>51407523

>Congratulations, you are a wonderful human being. After all a real man's mission in life is to torment and anger as many others as he can.

>This fucking faggot is actually genuinely being morally indignant about someone posting bait on 4chan

Oh fucking lawd

>>51407623

Fuck man your's is nearly as bad as the first.

>>51407610
I know a Carnac when I see one and that guy is Carnac.

>>51407636
Meanwhile accusing others of being tumblr. Don't forget that gem.

>>51407636

Your right. I should have known I couldn't expect to find decent people here. Thus far all this has proven is that you're all ass holes.

>>51407589
>this much insecurity in one post
Please use some more unnecessarily verbose language to indicate that you are of a higher intellect in this exact embarrassing manner devoid of all self-awareness.

>>51407643

Don't lump me in with that shit.

>>51407649

I'm gonna fucking die

>>51407643
I don't think he is, anon, but his meltdowns are far more amusing.

>>51407649
Boohoo is the anime gif gonna make you cry?

>>51407654

I'm sorry my vocabulary makes you feel insecure. Don't worry, if you try hard enough and read a bit more you might be able to pass yourself off as a high school graduate.

>>51407647
I have no sides and I must kek.

>>51407662

No, but it makes me wanna choke a bitch. Unfortunately you're safe behind your computer screen.

>>51407660
I don't think for a second that meltdown is genuine. It's a classic Canarc derailment tactic. You all fell for it.

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>>51407649
Can I fuck you, anon?

>>51407681

You can fuck yourself with a rusty rake is what you can do.I want nothing to do with you subhuman parasites.

>>51407619

Looks too human, also too cutesy instead of battle hardened.

This is where realism is sacrificed for unrealistic fetish like aesthetics.

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>>51407663
AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahasfah WEEEW

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>>51407674

>>51407680

I'll be perfectly honest with you. I was indeed infuriated by that gif. Now i'm infuriated by the faggots in this thread who have made this huge deal out of an innocent post venting my frustration.

>>51406807
duncan pls

>>51407680
Derailment from what? That would require Carnac to have been in an argument already and losing. This faggot doesn't really type like Carnac, like at all. I think you might be the new one here.

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>>51407689

subhuman? thats extra heretical.

itt: eldar whores laugh at an autistic human

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>>51407712
>>51407689
Here's a thought: why don't you leave then?

>>51407702

I'm fairly certain that gif is not intended to communicate amusement. It looks like she's banging her head on a desk in frustration. That you can't recognize that astounds me. Are you perhaps mentally deficient?

>>51407421
nobody likes a pendant, stop putting things on a pedal stool

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The fuck is going on in this thread?

>>51407715
>implying carnac doesn't have more than one tactic
>implying he doesn't change his style

Who you calling new?

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>>51407727
Whoops forgot my anime girl

>>51402191

How would Banshees even fight that close to humans without killing them? Are they just not screaming or are they able to focus their screams on a particular target?

>>51407730
Are you perhaps sperging?

>>51407734
This is what's happening
>>51407719

>>51407727

Because if I leave they win.

>>51407732

Ok well played, that was half way decent. You I might be able to tolerate in small doses.

>>51407734
Carnac.

>>51407730
I don't think I have a neckbeard in a fedora fat and gross enough to accurately encapsulate this post. This is next level.

>>51407635
>not a defense
Especially not for anyone who's actually buying this.

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>>51407712

>>51407750
You just digging yourself a hole from the start anon.

>>51407747
Well, that's okay.

>>51407523
>Not fucking with people is common fucking decency.

great story

compelling, and rich

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>>51403589

>Taking your war-mask off during a battle

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>>51407750
>Because if I leave they win.

>>51407589
don't have a cow, man

>>51407734
Somebody is pretending to be retarded. Anons decide to engage him for their own amusement. Thread derailed quite vigorously.

>>51407610
>articulate

How about you articulate to me how Necrodermis isn't Living Metal?

>>51407738

It's not that I object to anime girls in general, though I admit I have no fondness for them and would not mind were i never to see one again, I simply object to that particular gif because it's just plain shitty and painful to see.

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>>51407750

>Because if I leave they win.

>"I'm very angry at these people so instead of leaving and not being angry anymore I'm going to stay, keep making an ass of myself while they continue to mock me and I get more and more mad"
>"Because if not these people on the internet made fun of me will WIN!"

W E W

>>51407674
oh shit son he gonna get columbine on our asses

>>51407780

You and i both know that running like a bitch never solved anything and that you just end up fuming about it latter.

>>51407765

It's not my fault that's how those sort of people think. If they see that they have silenced me they will consider themselves to have been proven to be right, and i cannot abide by that.

/tg/ is completely unable to ignore the bait. At least it's funny.

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>>51407808
here's you right now

>>51407808
Actually I don't let people on the internet make me fume in the first place.

But what do I know? I'm not a raging sperglord.

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>>51407719

>>51406053
the taurox prime isn't as bad as people make it out to be, the missile launcher is honestly quite good and as a fast tank it can fire both that and the secondary weapon while moving 12"

like, sure, the standard model without a conversion kit to replace the awful looking treads with wheels is puke, but the rules aren't terrible and with a conversion kit I think it actually looks pretty neat

>>51407813

They enjoy interacting with it too much.

>>51407808
Okay anon we had our laughs but you can stop the autism act now. You're starting to worry me.

>>51407808

>You and i both know that running like a bitch never solved anything

Here's something I know that you apparently don't

It doesn't even remotely matter, no one knows or cares who you are, no one will remember this thread in a day or two, the only one injecting any meaning into this is you.

There is nothing to be solved, there is nothing to be won. In fact leaving is the biggest win you can get here since staying just means that everyone making fun of you gets more free entertainment and you cement yourself more firmly in their memory.

>and that you just end up fuming about it latter.

No anon, that's just your autism.

>>51407822
>the taurox prime isn't as bad as people make it out to be
It would be an amazing transport IF it wasn't 90 points. Basically the vehicle version of the troopers themselves. Highly mobile, good shooting, but pricey for its relative lack of durability.

I like what it looks like, quad treads and all

>>51407835

I'm insulted that you think i'm autistic. I already told you I have anger management issues, not autism.

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>>51407813
>>51407831
Can you blame us?

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>>51407855

>>51407855
Anger over one gif anon is anger management problems, it's autism. Maybe mommy and daddy told you it was anger management cause you would feel better.

>>51407877
Isn't*
Inb4 fedora response

>>51407855
I think the anger issues are just part of your aspergers, anon.

>>51407855
Take it from me anon, it takes one to know one.

I have the assburgers and so do you. Congrats.

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>>51407564
>WHY DON'T MY SPACE ELVES LOOK LIKE SECTOIDS REEEEEEE

>>51407855
Then pop your Zoloft, stat. You win when you don't feel anything.

>>51407894
>>51407877

I'll have you know i'm a functioning member of society.

...Alright you know what, i'm too tired for this shit. It was fun at first, but now i just wanna go take a nap. Good night /tg/, stay easy.

Cue half a dozen posts about me trying to salvage the situation after loosing by saying "I'm only pretending to be retarded." Seriously, you're all damn predictable.

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>>51407894

>>51407916
>Implying someone with aspergers can't function in society.

wew

>>51407916
I don't think you are pretending

>>51407916
>after loosing by saying "I'm only pretending to be retarded."
Well, at least you admit you're retarded

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>>51407752

Can we talk about space elf waifus now?

So back on topic. Haven't the imperium and eldar worked with each other begrudgingly bunch of times?

>>51407969
Yes.

Sooo how many books do I have to read to understand whats going on with warhammer 40k endtimes : age of the empara so far

>>51407963
No. But we can definitely talk about how scion waifus are objectively superior to space elf waifus.

>>51407969

Yes, lots. Don't know why OP has been surprised. It was even explicitly alluded to in all Eldar fluff about Rhana Dandra involving all the forces of order uniting to confront chaos in one final battle.

>>51405845
Croneworlds are in the Eye of Terror, right? Wraithknights go there to pick up soulstone material, right? Why are fuckin Ultramarines and Scions fighting Eldar on a Croneworld?

>>51408009

Scion fluff is bad. News at 11.

>>51407995
Buy all Warhammer 40k™ books from Black Library™ anon. Might take awhile but at least you will have something to do while waiting for new books about the Warhammer 40k™ universe.

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>>51408002
no they are not.

>>51408028
Eldar armour reminds me of eva suits.

>>51407995

Depends what you mean by "Understand"

If you just want the gist of thing you can just read wiki articles and understand things enough to not be confused by the larger plot.

If you want a comprehensive understanding of specific character motivations, background of relevant characters and the meaning of any and all references made that aren't directly explained in the text you might have to read literally every Black Library book and most codexes released for the last decade along with parsing what has and hasn't been retconned.

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I want a howling banshee to sit on my face!

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>>51408044
Careful you will get a howling banshee (male) to sit on your face.

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>>51408061
I will take those odds.

What about the Drukhari?

If the craftworlders are now working with the Imperium, does it mean the Deldar are now 'tame' to an extent?
Aren't they from the same force now?

And yes, swap those lame Banshees by some dank Wyches.

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>>51408087
I would be alright with a wych sitting on my face too.

>>51408087
They've always worked with Eldar and even other races when it suits them.

>>51402453
That intentional irony is kind of the point. The strongest adherents to the Emperor's will have aligned themselves with the very forces that wish the destroy everything the Emperor has created and that which was created in his name.

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>mfw biel tan player

>>51408145
So, we will have "Fracture of the Imperium" too?

>>51408166
The Imperium is already fractured.

>>51408150
Tbh it's fracturing so maybe you guys don't get it as bad as cadia

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>>51408150

>GW takes away your raison d'etre
>FORGE THE NARRATIVE THOUGH

>>51408176
Maybe, but at the same time it's not like any one craftworld is more important than cadia.

Will still keep my stupid little space elves, though. Just another reason to hate every other eldar faction.

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>>51407969
"Allies almost as often as enemies."

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>>51408189

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>>51408197

>>51408188
If they do blow it up just say lmao my dudes were off on another planet doing something.

>>51408179
Macha has given up on elf supremacy though
Jaded and tired macha is best macha.

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>>51408202

>>51408208

>Relic ruin Macha
>GW ruin Biel-tan

Only thing jaded and tired here is me.

>>51408206
Oh, they're for sure not killing off the craftworld's forces. Especially since biel-tan's featuring in a big fancy vidya gaem.

>>51408150
>he doesn't use the loss of his craftworld as fuel to go on a murderous rampage
Do you even Swordwind?

>>51408219
>relic ruins macha
>relic just made macha into a generic farseer that was female and was trying to do keikaku but got her plans ruined by gabriel.

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>>51402306
Working?

>>51408230
Need the gory details before going full swordwind. For now I can simmer and rage at stupid names.

>>51408230

How you am I supposed to swordwind when my shrines don't exist anymore? If it's true that Biel-tan is completely destroyed then they have no means of producing new weapons, armour or Avatars. All this plot advancement just means Imperium and Biel-tan are doneskies.

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>>51407855
Maybe you should stay off 4chan then? Maybe tumblr or reddit is more your speed?

>GW moving heaven and earth to make GabeXMacha canon.

>>51408256
> Imperium
> ever done
Not happening. GW will get rid of all the craftworlds long before they touch the Imperium.

>>51408268

We've been told for decades that losing Cadia is GGs. In a setting that was already one minute to midnight you can't really advance things without just making it midnight.

>>51408150
Thank God that I'm more of an Alaitoc guy. What I'm really worried about is Commorragh which is the most fun place in the setting.

>>51408224
A new total war game set in the fantasy universe didn't stop them from blowing up the universe.

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>>51402836
This is unironically true, but I dunno what it has to do with tg. Keep Bogdaposting on pol, if not it's simply going to degenerate into cancerposting.

>>51408312
Right, but they went out of their way to say that despite cadia going boom the cadians themselves managed to survive.

I expect a similar result for biel-tan.

>>51405839
Is misspelling Saruman a meme at this point?

>>51408319
Just saying vidya seems to hold no sway over what they do. Though I do believe thier forces will (mostly) be ok.

>>51408315
>>51402836
Are you two autistic?

>>51408319
Cadians are the standard Guard model, even GW aren't dumb enough to say that you now need to buy all new non-Cadian Guard.

>>51408335
They sold the IP to CA when they decided that the old world was going boom.

And it's probably alright
Warhammer TW was largely a flop in terms of sticking in the average gamer's mind.

>>51407739
They may just not give a shit.

>>51408375
Anon it was in the top 10 highest sales for steam it was pretty sucessful.
I view it as a step back from attila in terms of depth however

>>51402191
As others have said, this shit has happened before. There was the Gothic War, for example, and countless other times. Just look at Tallarn: there the Eldar were attacking the Imperium up until daemons exploded everywhere, then they both banded together against the Slaaneshi horde.

Chaos has always been the Big Threat that will often get the Imperium and Craftworlders fighting together. They'll go back to killing each other once the storm has passed, but both recognise Chaos as the bigger threat.

>>51408375
I think that's mostly because RTS is dying as a genre and the history nerds boycotting it because autism or anger management issues.

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>>51408107
>Not barefeet

>>51402401
Craxy Nazi humans work woth xeno scum to fight against even more crazy Anarchist humans. I'd say they're traitors to human cause. Even more so, considering their nazi beliefs

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>>51408390
Im a huge historynerd I still didn't mind it. Main problems with it I stated in
>>51408386

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>>51408386
CA removed a lot of features that made the game have bad performance related to graphics. I have been modding the game since launch and sometimes the lack of half removed features makes me sad

I also think the game added more than it removed compared to previous total wars, especially on the battle map, and the DLC has been on point.

On the other hand it doesn't even come close to the popularity of XCOM 2 which was just a rehashed XCOM game with more RNG bullshit.

Civ and XCOM2 are in the running for GOTY while total warhammer which innovated far more isn't being included for awards at all.

It's a fucking disgrace, and it honestly has more to do with SEGA burning bridges with totalbiscuit more than anything about the games themselves.
>>51408390
it sold over a million copies without any sales whatsoever.
It was beating WoW on twitch.

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>>51408401
here you go senpai
Total warhammer gave me elf waifus back.
I haven't been happy since flatchested farseer in dawn of war 2.

>>51408443
Those are some shit graphics for 2016. Look at that aliasing.

>>51408425
They got rid of seasons, fire burning buildings, fire spreading, fire burning trees, Governors, sea battles, coastal battles, citizens in cities, and disease. These are all the ones I could list off top of my head.

>>51408443
Waiting for Dark Elves for that reason alone.

My boner has been unleashed since that Mark of Chaos trailer with all those wyches.

Lizardmen will also be pretty sick.

>>51406557
Chingy was the good kind of autist. Not even joking, it's probably the kind that gets exremely concentrated in their tasks and forgets about anything else, the kind they'd use for heavy maths and shit.

>>51408388
No, the Xenos threat is the greater threat. The creation of an Eldar god is more of a threat to the Imperium than Abaddon and his crusade.

>>51403003
By the looks of them, they're aeldari

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>>51405115
You're the textbook definition of a shill.

The kasrkin are gone because GW doesn't want to produce those models anymore. Idiot.

>>51408464
Fire burning and burning trees were great until you realized that they killed your framerate.

>governors
you can stick independent governors into cities and rule them. The problem is that you will always be better off using them as generals because apart from traits you gain for staying in the city for a long term you can't do anything to make your generals better at governing settlements.

Bretonnians have several blue techtrees that make them better at governing provinces.
Some of the runelords have similar traits.

>sea battles, coastal battles
would be useful if the sea wasn't just stashed to one side of the the map. Also, GW didn't sell them Man o' war rights so they can't do naval battles.

>citizens in cities.
yeah, I miss that too, but they also ate up performance because they were independent entities with AI.

>disease.
Its' probably going to come in with the skaven or the Chaos expansion. When the game shipped beastmen were a province modifier.

>>51408511
Well I don't see how that makes him a shill.

Kasrkin weren't produced by GW, so they found a way to send them off nicely. Better that than to not give informations about them.

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>>51408460
>game that has thousands of soldiers on the map at once doesn't look like game that has half a dozen characters on screen at once.

Also, meet the glade lord name Ara
I am not kidding, this is an actual wood elf female name in the game.

>>51408375

>Warhammer TW was largely a flop

It's far and away the most popular title CA has ever made and the DLC has been doing very well too.

>>51407103
But Na'vi are quite taller even for an eldar. Eldar average is around 7 ft I think. Na'vi are almos t10ft in average, Primarch size

>>51408562
In terms of player retention. Yes I agree it sold incredibly well, but when your game gets upstaged by AYYLMAO: RNG 2 and Disney's Civilization VI: Dumb AI rising at the games awards popularity contest you are fucked.

Total war would be far more incredibly popular if it allowed for more than 2 people to play the campaign together in multiplayer.

>>51408379

In fluff, Banshee masks have melted the faces of ordinary humans off like they just gazed into the Ark of the Covenant. You don't just no sell that.

>>51408602
Uh, weird. The general interpretation to their screams is a sort of paralysing effect, not physical damage.

>>51408592

I agree that the multiplayer components of TW:WH are extremely anemic and that putting some more funding into fleshing them out right could have helped the game a lot.

>>51408488
>The creation of an Eldar god is more of a threat to the Imperium than Abaddon and his crusade.
Glad I'm not the only one who saw this.

And with the Imperium being one step to get dusted, it's an even greater threat.

>>51408602
All the imperials have their ears covered. Even the helmetless vox guy.

Inferior and crude alien technology can't really hope to do anything against that kind of defense.

>>51408725

>You can block psychic attacks by covering your ears

>>51408805
Are you doubting the efficacy of the Imperial Standard Earplugs, Guardsman?

>>51408805
Banshees' screams aren't psychic though, they're just the right frequency to fuck up neural systems.
Hence why NL could block them out by screaming even harder in ADB's book.

>>51408660
>1 eldar god is worse than 4 chaos gods
sure

>>51408830
>adb's book
trashman.png

>>51408827
In this case it would be Schola-issue Omnishield Helmets and Scola-weave Combat Gloves, rather than earplugs.

Truly the finest gear in the Imperium.

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>>51408830

>Banshees' screams aren't psychic though

Wrong. ADB is a retard.

>>51408865
Oh, my bad then.
Damned filthy xenos, using magic even when they're not the dedicated psykers.

>>51408805
Ave Imperator, witch-creatures!

>>51408865

How do Eldar know what a Banshee is?

>>51408651
yeah. it's kinda funny. TW is a game that is being broadcast as an ESL esport, while CA doesn't have players losing their MMR if they ragequit the game before they lose.
https://play.eslgaming.com/totalwar/europe/


Which is really a shame because total warhammer is a fun tournament game to watch where balance is a little finicky but nearly all units have their uses.

>>51408940

The given reason for Eldar having Hawks, Falcons and Banshees etc is that humanity took the ideas from Eldar not the other way around. Can't remember where that's suggested though.

>>51408942

Huh, I didn't even know the game was being supported by the ESL, I thought all the tournaments were ghetto-ass player-organized stuff.

>>51408906

All Aspect gear are psychic conduits. They can see through their guns like a third eye and War-Masks are as much metaphysical concepts as physical artefacts. It's essentially a second identity that takes over and auto-pilots you through murder. Aspects have this whole theme where their weapons and armour are extensions of themselves.

>>51408972
they have both
Plus an RTS game sold more than a million copies without sales. You bet your ass they will get their hands on it.

If CA plays it's cards right and adds shogun 2 tier customization options for heroes and units, the game will see a big boost in player count and retention.

>>51408999
Yeah, that I know. The Path of Eldar were really great book on that, and on the Eldar race as a whole.

>>51409087

PoE actually diverted from canon when it came to warmasks. Thorpe made the gear completely irrelevant to the state, which was dumb and missed the whole point.

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>>51407523

>>51409209
The state?

>there will be no End Times for 40k
>plot repeating End Times in almost all steps
kek

>>51409403

The War-Mask state (i.e. when the Eldar dons his helmet and is subsumed into the role of the warrior and adopts a new persona). Basically Chaos can't touch you because you're behind a psychic proxy.